George Carlin Pets Pt 2

[cmpurnell]

He's about this big and he's cuter than a dick. Know what I mean? HAHAHA!!!

[dgermany030866]

moe only has one ball "but he doesn't know that" and he's okaaaaay!!! lol

[Bradbssargdons]

"Gwannn, cut hiz NUTZZZ OFFF" aahahahah 2:47

[Swgivov]

This is his best bit ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JacobTurchi]

2:28 that was the first time i have seen geroge lagh at his own joke

[Bradbssargdons]

@JacobTurchi Wow now that you mention it, yeah! I have seen every comedy special and never realized he NEVER LAUGHS at his own jokes! There could have been a few chuckles here and there but not like he does in this video!

[VanruteAnita]

He had a male dog humping a male cat; I have a female dog who likes to hump a male cat, usually when the cat is eating. And he keeps eating like nothing is happening. It´s kind weird.

[TelecasterLPGTop]

George wasn't just makin' it up, he had pictures .

[CuriousGeorgeize]

If only George would have lived a little longer, even in his last show he was so on top of things and sharp as ever. Theres no one like him. Peace George.

[gunslinger861]

i named my last cat after this bit r.i.p murphy

[BlueReishiMan]

What he is talking about is calcium forming organisms in his cats weiner. They're like kidney stones.  Humans get them too, in their Johnsons and it causes the dick to bend. The disease is called Peyronies disease. Malic Acid in Apples will break up Kidney stones and that stuff. So will an herb called Chienca Piedra which means stone breaker.

[tridismajli]

AIRBORNE ON VERN HAHAHAHAHA

[Salocinist]

In 5:46 itlooks like he's thinking to himself "what are you doing Vern...? What have you become?"

[StarMangledAstronaut]

This guy just became my personal hero...

[UrSoMeanBoss]

omg he wasnt kidding!!!!!!! o.o'

[DMortician]

2:29 George laughing at his jokes is RARE

[ROUsaurus]

George Carlin, the God that existed!

[fullyautomated]

What show is this from?

[xerosthemonk]

@fullyautomated It's from his 40 Years of Comedy Special

[BackedDude]

George is the only person that can make laugh out loud whenever I'm alone.

[szqsk8]

"Yeah, take a little off the cuffs and CUT HIS NUTS OFF! And I'll be in on Tuesday."

[fiesta181]

FIXED?? SHIT!! it wasn't even bkoke, man!!

[AngelusSpkGrrl]

It really wouldn't surprise me if he really did send out that christmas card.

[Shard18]

well as he has no dick or balls wouldnt Vern be Varonica now. i meen he basicly had a sex change so that kinda makes the dog strate

[Bookq36]

@Shard18 Vern is a eunuch, you idiot

[jeveuxlesoleil]

@Shard18 Um, no, Vern is a eunuch. Female isn't defined by lack of dangly bits, it's defined by the presence of OTHER bits.

[shin1300]

i think vern dislike this video :D

[Gawaine687]

oh lord, the expressin on verne's face in this situation was gut-busting hilarity!!

[N64DC]

swear on my mother's tits ahha

[commando85]

Ain't nothin' inside of Moe except other Malteses. He's about this big and he's CUTER THAN A DICK. Hahahahahaha

[julesjones423]

Ha ha, poor Vern.

[MatHrtxC]

hahahahhahaha "Guan, cut his nuts off"

[dodge1234]

Angelinthenight1000

[gunslinger861]

this the bit that got me hooked on carlin

[SiCkGuiTaR93]

VERN COULD CARE LESS! ROFL

[Hirnlego999]

Poor Vern :)

[Hirnlego999]

Kitty cat being the saddest thing on this planet...

[mangiardi1]

@Hirnlego999 yea he gets fucked in the ass both balls removed and his dick cut off poor Vern indeed

[Pa1ntballGuitarist]

oh god. that montage was classic

[babyrnkb]

we saw this @ a motel in Anaheim & about died of laughter.

[XxPostalDudexX]

rofl at the montage in the end.