Jeff Dunham - Melvin the super hero

[KrayFashion]

Jeff: Do you have any super powers?

Melvin: Yeah, i can fly.

Jeff: How far?

Melvin: how, How far can you throw me? rofl

[PSGProductions271]

Jeff really needs to glue the hair on his puppets better. First Peanut, now Melvin! LOL! Ly x

[jakwasere2k9]

LOL, Why is it so quiet ?

[scham0902]

..H-O-R-E..XD

[latexleggings15]

17,552 people can fly

[londongamer]

@latexleggings15 Yeah,.. and 573 have to go around buildings instead. xD

[TookaETF]

"Yeah but, he's got the same powers as spongebob O.o"

:D

[Kirgizerk]

So does Tom cruise XD

[ZMaxBall2001]

I still love PEANUT

[ZMaxBall2001]

I still love peanut more

[StruttingWithSwagger]

melvin sounds alot like peanut

[muzzyissoawesome]

240p, we meet again.

[colesbestfriend]

the eff bomb is fus ro dah

[MrRise87]

I look like Lex Luther.

[fwe364]

ha the falsh has the power of a cock

[Silibabieex3]

Jeff Dumham: can you stop a speeding bullet?!

Melven: ones. Shut up they hurt like hell. Lol

[HotblondTehee]

Jeff: got a weakness ? Melvin: cupcakes......... And porn.XD

:o Jeff Dunham is EXACLTY like Comedian Kivork ! ~ ♥, ( :

[downwithvoldemort96]

what's a w-hore?

is that a Klingon?!

[TheDonutMafia]

Lalalala

[NitaLovesJB]

Once a month, she becomes eevvviiill!!

[punisherman1000]

7:20 Melvins identity is now revealed

[mahdadsalawyerful]

2:06 ITS FREDDIEW!!!!

[Fariaha16]

say

[Fariaha16]

how can he make the words?

[MexicanConvict]

did he actually mean for melvin's hair to fall of?

[bigtimecrush7]

Aqua Man has the same powers as Spongebob!!♥

[TheRoeyboy]

@bigtimecrush7 but Spongebob is better

[countroshculla]

babe at 2;27 checks her boobies as Melvin is staring at them too!

[LegglessNova]

at the part where Melvin said "running around with a young boy." I think he was talking about Robin. I like Robin.

[cheesedude5050]

He sounds kind of like peanut at times

[29162722]

Ta Ta Ta Ta

[denimstiny]

I like the others better.

[sarg783]

da da rada 

[kelm259]

you are fuking hilarious XD

[NiceGuy9779]

Freddiew at 2:05??

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[lindseyplewis]

that is so funny

[Professor360D]

he looks like mr. bean

[retarx3]

ha Jeff Dunham is soo funny

[gree2276]

Can u stop a bullet?

Once

[xxBriix]

xD funnayy!

[TheTaco923]

have you seen fredi on 2:06

[wisemildred]

love your energy

[DaniaKeshiacw855]

hiya Im a student living by herself

[premirescooters]

Hahaha...

Funny

Dadada

[MissSapphireSkye]

Yea I agree Melvin is a little combination of the other characters...I like him :) 

[gummybearninja1000]

Jeff:do u have any weaknesses ?

Melvin: cupcakes... And porn-well not at the same time! I need a free hand !! Lmao

[gummybearninja1000]

Melvin sounds like a combination of achmed and Walter and little bit of peanut

[dude714666]

that looks like mr.bean

[Chucklemaniac]

Well not at the same time!...... I need a free hand. :)

[blondiegoldglitter]

he sounds like Peanut in a way....lol

[crazybookworm16]

OMG I just realised he looks like mr bean but with blonde hair and a bigger nose!! LOOL XD

[sidsid1996]

@freespeachrules DOBBY! youreeeee baaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaack! :)

[JosefKorea]

He can't curse and he said "Son Of A B***h

[ainemck02]

melvin my favourite by far

[GarnetLeoniauf772]

lol i am an uk girly

[hellwarrior5]

@basioh1818 you mean the hair falling off?

that is actually meant to happen, it's on the DVD bonuses

[eddfredandkyle]

what

[freespeachrulez]

When he looked down at his hair he looked like dobby from Harry Potter.

[Ekeleme123]

you know my wife met loise lane once, she seid she acted like a H-O-R-E

you mean a W-h-o-r-e

whats a wa-hore

i died laughing at that part thumbs up if you want to come to my funarel (:

[picklesrgood3]

how far can u throw me

[Renee1997Max]

'I have a wife and kids'

'Oh so has Tom Cruise!'

I laught so much!

[gtaismylife2486]

/my nose does not always look like a nose

[CristiGiambasu11]

=))

[trasadori1123]

lol awsome

[Uzumaki123ish]

Jeff: got an arch enemy?

Melvin: pinocioh.

Jeff: got a weakness ?

Melvin: cupcakes......... And porn.

XD

[TheRandomGuy46]

@Uzumaki123ish Melvin: Well not at the same time......I need a free hand.

XD

[daanme48]

melvin: yes my wife has a power once a month, she becomes evil.

[StrYke4707]

Cupcakes and porn hahaha

[11ChrisAnderson11]

I-Tunes???



[Smithson891]

jeff dunham

we salute you!

[Smithson891]

jeff dunham

we salute you!

[Smithson891]

Jeff Dunham

We Salute you!



[lyndasguerreron65465]

hihi i love try new things and thats why im here

[tigerexslayer]

LMAO you have anyweaknesses? cupcakes, and porn well not at the same time i need a free hand LMAO

[trewq560]

02:05 is that freddieW?

[trewq560]

2:05 is that freddieW?

[fantazzyable]

i laughted my head off when his hair came off xxx

[metlhed32]

ta ta ta ta

[AppleSideburn5]

thats the second hair incident that hes had and still gone smoothly. fricken handled it like a pro

[megahylian72]

I have a wife and kids.

Hmm, so does Tom Cruise!

[Selena0mG]

lol at 07:20 !!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[gymskigirl2616]

kerith98 he means hes gonna get a boner

[BeastxMode1]

if she had a costume she'd have two D's on her chest. ahahahaha lmfao

[TheZedmore]

Datadada!

[DarkEpicPheonix]

So? YOU have 5 men in a suitcase!

I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!

[koatman01]

thank you i love that you all brought your "STEEKS"

[rhinochiro72]

560 people are on a stick

[159emoney]

@waleex 11 it means she has breast implants

[waalex11]

what's "silicone", I don't get the joke cuz of that ><

[tre1917]

@waalex11 it's saying her boobs are fake

[waalex11]

@tre1917 XD LOL, thanks.

[LethalAnesthetics]

Hey terrorists, eff youuuuuuu !!!!

[Thebigboyz2011]

@olenoor lol funny LMFAO

[SPNGleekWarrior]

Multiple times in a day now i just randomly say "DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHHH." LOL

[TheDimebagWorshiper]

ONce a MOnth SHe Becomes Evil

[delkitten]

so does tom cruise.... WIN



[cnjansen96]

Melvin looks like a blonde Steve Corell



[kerith98]

wats the blue shorts thing about

[MrTonyisawesome]

@kerith98 boner ma homie

[Domolikesyoshi]

@kerith98  Loose Shorts, he said glad im wearing loose shorts

[MissyJustinBieber6]

@mrfiggleable its like plastic, or fake.

[BigManSue]

fail

[SlovenianWarFreak]

557 People Dont have Theme Song dad dadadaaadaa

[bebaroni09]

This sounds like a job for slim fast

[mrfiggleable]

remember, I'm 12

[mrfiggleable]

um... what is silicone?

[axxlegrease]

@mrfiggleable its what breast implants are made of

[Schmiter101]

So does Tom Cruse

[alllyboyeee]

555 people have silicone

[superalexfamous]

it looks like a dick

[tcckercyn]

Reminds me of Mr. Bean xD

[HOTMEXICAN71]

Where did u get the costum? that is a superhero secert! Ebay Dammit!

[havikax3]

@HOTMEXICAN71 LOL!

[13thefool]

Amean olenoor yea I do my stuff over a phone

[13thefool]

@olenor hahaha nice

[olenoor]

I should be in mr. dunhams suitcase, I'm a hero!!!

Last night I saved a girl from getting raped......

how? I got tired and stopped chasing her.

[TheDimebagWorshiper]

@olenoor that fucked up man but funny as hell

[MrCRAZYDRIFT1]

Turn on the audio captions

go to 3:35

[KitKatKowgirl339]

id look like lex luthor!!!!!

[tophrocks96]

yeah i always thought that! aquaman DID have the say powers as spongebob!

[TheIceSkeleton]

Jeff: and where did u get the costume?

Melvin: that, my friend, is a superhero secret.

Jeff: ebay?

Melvin: dammit!

[nygurlswagger]

Melvin: da da da this looks like a job for slim fast

[libbieefuls]

It's as plain as the nose on your''' oops sorry :S xD

[wasi305slp]

The kids reminded me off dis so dis wat we watchin

[athina23s]

i never got it why melvin isn't one of his best characters

[moneybadger3]

@athina23s coz achmeds better

[athina23s]

@moneybadger3 haha .yeah you're right but u got to admit that melvin is awesome too

[tylernoel12345]

funny i luv it (no homo)

[MrMattyb53]

Jeff: I have a wife and kids!

Melvin: So does Tom Cruise!

XD

[0128906933]

bOObs

[PaperMicrophones]

You would really forget that it's just one person up there :D

[Pyrofusion15]

"whats a wahore?"

ahaha xD

[TenTenRox1]

wait he has more then five doesn't he....?

[ChemicalPingu]

When his hair fell off he looked like Dobby xD

[BigBass992]

aha

[yellowlover9643]

To vantiffany000

It is part of the act....if yu look up: jeff dunham, making of melvin

Well jeff tells you that he did that on purpose because he thinks it would be kind of funny to put in his act

[vantiffany000]

i wonder if melvin's hair falling off his head was part of the act o.O

[Soldier2cPeanut]

1:55 - 2:05 lol!!!

[theitalianboy357]

4:38 lol

[Explodingtomato107]

You have five men In a suitcase. Yess. And one of them is on a stick

[cupcakeredheadx]

Jeff: Can you see through something practical like clothes?

Melvin: oh your sick. YESSS.

[thevideomaker234]

he said f*** the teresit

[thevideomaker234]

his sulute kind of looks like a pe pe

[bullsquid42]

I didn't get the Tom Cruise Joke...

I know I'm stupid :(

[Appleships]

I never knew you could go bald all at once.

[MrSpartas07]

i love looking at boobiees.... ahaaaaaaa xD lol i love that part !!!

[Gamaboy1122]

also aqua man hulk and the flash cat women

[Gamaboy1122]

549 that was superman and pinocio i can't spell XD

[allcountry69]

he is sooo cute xD

[intodabasket]

Where did you get that costume?

That is a super hero secret!

eBay?  Lol XD

[subwai1]

i like aqua man.. he can breathe underwater and talk to fish..

yea.. great- he has all the same powers as spongebob! LOL.

[lolzabubbles]

I just saw Daneboe in the crowd 1:52

[lindseysavvy]

That puppet looks like Steve Carrell (sp?) a little bit lol

[SupaManEditing]

At 2:28 It looks likes hes still lookin at those boobies!

[natedogg827]

I like the Hulk

Why do you like the Hulk?

Well the angrier he gets, the stronger he gets.

Yeah like every white trash guy on Cops. =D =D =D =D

That is one of the funniest parts of this skit no question.

[RuiFTW]

Jeff: So what've you done lately?

Melvin: uh today, I was battling a terrorist!!

Jeff: Achmed?

Melvin: YES!!

Jeff: And what kind of battle?

Melvin: Checkersss

OMG LMFAO :'D

[lolzabubbles]

Ta TaTa Ta

[oakraidergrl4lif]

LMAO@ " Da da da da...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

[3dg4r95]

Was his hair supposed to fall off?

[MegaSonicknuckles]

@3dg4r95 no, i saw jeff and his face looked like what the crap am i gonna do, so it came out as son of a b****

[spiderchan9]

@MegaSonicknuckles Actually It was, Watch the video "Jeff Dunham making melvin#1" and #2. Jeff explains that he did it on purpose.

[retbookers]

SON OF A BITCH! LOL

[playerzach88]

Jeff: how about the hulk

melvin: why you like the hulk

jeff: the angrier he gets the stronger he gets

melvin: yeah like every white trash cops xD

[GiniaWolvesAndHorses]

Melvin fails so much he wins

[lucifersassassins]

so you got a weakness? yeah cupcakes... and porn :o not at the same time i need a free hand lmfao jeff cracks me up

[xxRAWRxGIRLxx]

Jeff: Where did you get the costume?

Melvin: That my friend is a superhero secret!

Jeff: eBay?

Melvin: DAMMIT!!!

XDDD

[artrocks21]

F bomb rocks!!

[mastertj4]

lmao

[yngalaniz95]

I hate how the top comments always ruin the joke/:

[mastertj4]

10 facts abut U

1. U R reading this comment

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my comment

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You're enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day eva

[DarkGlobus1OO]

@mastertj4

nothing worked and u are an idiot.

[12kokot12]

Do you hawe any powers?

Yes.

what kind?

i cen fly

how long?

how long you cen throu me