10 Things You've Never Heard Before.

[XXArmsOfNukesxX]

What's a shoe?

[YostinaMusic]

*Dubstep. Fuuck.

[YostinaMusic]

Polarbears enjoy listening to dibstep while eating eskimo bitches. XD

Omg.

[OliveOliable]

you two continue to amaze me.

[MsMeme1234567]

2:13 iz so cute ^.^

[XenaDead]

MY BOYFRIEND TRIED TO EJACULATE ON MY DOGS FACE BUT THEN REALIZED IT WAS MY DAD!!!!

[meddiebre16]

The stains on their shirts are the failed attempt at root beer posing.. Watch the bloopers to this and you'll see... It was sooo funny!! Even better than this one.

[LuvPeace2525]

my unicorn-cat was attacking my eyeball while Harry Potter was eating children flavored ice cream screaming MY NINJA ATE BATTERY ACID the ninja ate hermionie in one whole while ron watched barney and batman terrorized thw world with his math skills.......BABAM

[Samster1612]

Are those stains on your shirts...?

[fireelf101]

heres one thing that ive never heard before:

DESTERY SUCKS

lol im not kidding. destery. i love you. srsly. will you marry me please?

[ickyxD1]

I'm pregnant.

[THmissfiregirlTH]

with that black jacket Nate looks like a deleted picc from Light yagami!

[Fumbles94]

1:41 ilooked at nate the same way xD

[JesusOfSuburbia121]

This kept me amused XD

[bassmaster2510]

Nate looks so gay but so attractive at te same time

[fightergirlsavior]

i agree with des magnicarp sux so freakin much

[Devil13Emo]

i have never heard someone say: i fucking hate u des and nate haha i love u guys ur so funny

[stephaniefinch98]

i have never heard someone say: I have a blue waffle...YAY!!!

My comment would be: Gross...*and walks away*

[imamonsterrawr17]

never heard this from a guy before: my penis is smaller then yours YAY

[Dax424242]

Something I've Never Heard Before: My hamster likes to eat his avocado flavored balls.

[xboxnoob75]

1 thing i have never heard before um ok......That was the most amazing orgasmic fish waffle boner ever, your welcome

[TheMarypayne95]

1 thing ive never heard before? desandnate suck!!!! yupp never heard it(: i love you guys(:

[nicole8525]

Armadilloes lurk in ur toaster at midnight while ninja waffles eat pancakes for lunch :P

[KarmarKDB]

I've never heard the bacon hawk is stupid.bacon hawks are awesome! Lol love you guys!

[CaitlinRosethorn0]

I'VE HEARD 3 AND 6!!! benefits of the weird!!! ;D

[xXbrookemcookeXx]

1:47 NATHAN WHAT IS ON YOUR SHIRTT :DD

[BOTDFpwns]

i never heard someone say "ur mom is hot" and im happy i havnt because that would just be sad for the person that says it

[15xboxhater]

nate: byee

[BOTDFpwns]

ive heard #4 before..

[TheAnjelHarte]

Nice transmutation circle

[AssJewbs]

The Bacon hawk is not real..

Well who the fuck would say that?!

[iReppxReTarDS]

hey yaw hey yaawww! This is what dreaams are made of!

[cutelittleface01]

@XxpianistxX17 yeah! they taste delicious though O.O makes me feel evil ;)

[cutelittleface01]

Bacon bits are made out of unicorns!

[XxpianistxX17]

@cutelittleface01

OH. SHIT. NOoooo!!!

iv been eating friggin unicorns?!?! O.O :P :d nom nom nom nom nom!!!

[izzy05051]

My friend Sam came up to me today while I was skipping with my friend elizabeth and he made this weird face he always does and said "don't skip no one skips Saint Dane does not enjoy skipping" then later he said "do u like feeling people's hair? Feel mine it's hot and sexay! Its waiting for u to touch it"

[MrFendkg287316]

Girrafe Abortions!-3

[RandomGuyMer]

i like #10 and the only reason they put magikarp with just splash becuz once it evolves it becomes garados so they were excpecting no one to realize that and just keep searching for freakin garados those frealin ass holes -.- tricking everybody lol

[shostaparty22]

u en-hail 1/4 of peoples farts a day

[MsHeyBuddies]

Omg u guys r so funny I wish I could meet you 2 , cats smell like chiken and pony's smell like cheese:)

[Rawr8987]

I love how as the video goes on their shirts get more and more dirty.

[Camzilla404]

Oh no! My nipple broke up with my boob so it's moving to Mexico where it will ride a mentally ill camel!

[ty121098]

Okay, My friend Madison said this one time. I was so confused.

"You lie like cows lie to chickens while eating cream cheese on crackers in the middle of a field."

[magialninja]

pickels smells like unicorn barf at midnight while a monkey do the jerk down the stairs...lol..btw your guys are AWESOME! :3

[rawritzapples]

Hahaha that waz hilarious when you pushed destery lmfao that was awesomely epic

[Headmistress45]

nate's eyes are sooo sexy!!! don't judge me...

[brittanythefreak]

Are those stains on des' shirt..?

[ScootMGP7]

*dislike*

[blackveilbridebri]

the skeliton could not finish his protein shake ;D

[blackveilhorizion]

thing ive nevedr heard :probopass is a really cute pokemon

[KillerBuddysBoo]

Im Sorry I Luv You Guys ALOT But A Lil Dumb To Ask Us To Say Something We've Never Heard Before Bcuz HELLOW IF WE HAVNT HEARD IT BEFORE HOW R WE GONNA KNO -_- ILY bOTH dES+nATE<3

[IMperfectchick99]

@KillerBuddysBoo something you've never heard anyone else say,make your own up

[IRKISlayer]

I did read the terms and agreement

[hateyou288]

man gravy? aaaaaaawwwww do i have to work harder for that dam... jerry!!! get back on the bed i want to try man gravy im gonna made some gravy ill be right back.... thats something i have not heard XD

[LmaoAndzeh]

After something got broken and then they got asked who did it .. I never heard anyone say "me" its usually.. "him/her!!"

[leolie33]

you can be james bond and go get a sexy assasin to fuck!!

[g2fingers]

I've heard #10 before lol

[Latenightpi]

Funny..I've heard this before. When I watched this yesterday. xD

[pleasurementgui]

Haha JOKES ON YOUVE, Ive already said 7 & 8

[iluvrandomness101]

The penguin ate my peanut butter pop!

[itsmeyoudorkrly]

Something I've never heard before; The Owl's eyes' on your shirt look like boobies!

xDD lol.

[nerbwalk3r]

I've heard this before, because I watched the video twice!

[XxCOOLSTORYBROHAxX]

OMG get out of my shot.....EXPLOSION!!!  :D

[Ty5827]

i thought i new 7 but the end was crazy

[aprettyslickfella1]

the wild bird took over the natural habitat of the famous celebrity named Ralph the 4th who ruled the last known book store.

[morrop44]

you made me start cracking up when nathan pushed destrey and shouted "GET OUT OF MY SHOT" and there was all these explosions. you guys are so freaking awesome

[XXdemongirlXX12]

I HAVE A PET UNICORN NAMES BOB AND HE EATS BUTTERFLIES AND POOPS GLITTER AND EJACULATES RAINBOWS AND HE HAS RAINBOW FUR THAT MOVES AND AND AND....... i like penguins .-. .,. Im watching you O.O

[kelliesaysrawrr]

@XXdemongirlXX12 You really need to stop trying so hard to be creative...it just makes you seem very retarded.

[caitlinrocks1999]

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[TheLiviaEvans]

hitler slept with a prostitute 2 nights ago.

[TheSproulerMonster]

When camels are in the North Pole, they may only speak in Lady Gaga lyrica.

[yearofdaboarspaz]

Actually, if magicarp is in the water and is fighting a fire-type pokemon... It actually does damage o_e"

[78violetfantic]

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[theweridperson01]

mega elqra fricked pinut butter dubstep lover

[caitrionat12]

Metapod use soften! ;D

[animegirl9575]

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[imaeatyoufoo]

once there was a plane that dropped a purple box that released a chicken that exploded that flew onto an old man's sunglasses but then he screamed and ran away and then he ran into a power plant so a dog imploded while the man was in the bathroom and then the man screamed and ran away and a nerd tried to be a hero but he didnt live to see the next two days before tomorrow after next friday which is saturday.

[DezziiDoll]

I payed mily cyrus to breast feed my unicorn named doug humpington underneath dahvie vanities bed on tuesday. never heard that before lololol

[drewandlillian4ever]

I was eating my toilet seat when an elephant ran over my pinky tow it freakin hurt!!!!!!!!!

[nuggnugg97]

charizard use thunderbolt

[mockingofthebird]

unicorns poop out hats and canes then use them to tapdance through a field of rainbow dogs galloping around a hairy eskimo whom is jumping rope with my pet pope whom is also my sex partner whose viseos we send to hollywood but always get rejected so then the unicrons get high and eats us then we turn into hats and canes. oh yeah, bitch. i said it. that's where you came from, son!

[mfg4polor]

Did you know that Saw was made by Dr. Sues while pooping on a toilet with Gualalupe was squirting her kool-aid in the air screaming sweet gummy heavens of Zeus. ;0 true story.

[blondeworld234]

A panda bear was yelling at an iguana about politics while simultaneously eating strawberry banana frozen yogurt while at the same time sledding down Mount Everest on a turtle. Nobody has ever said THAT before!! Sha-BAM!

[DiannaCutie]

at 1:52 i turned the annotations off so that I could see his nipples XD

[Skylar1ize]

1:52

Eww Your Creepy

[NightQueen1313]

A sentence I've never heard before : Those Des and Nate guys on you tube are soo ugly and really unfunny!

I'd bet you no one's ever said that! <3

[lstaudt100]

My friend actually said #3 today it was funny :)

[botdfkittykatpirrate]

destery is really cute an nerdy but nate is weird an gross!!

[GreenDayFlorence]

I spent about 2-3 hours looking at Des and Nate drawing them and I'm still not sick of their faces... O.O

[SloppyWalnut]

the eskimo turtles where smelling like a whore bath along with lesbian sex while both of them are on there period

[JOEYnoJUSTU22]

You are both delicious. *licks lips*

[DietPepsiproduction]

lol magic carp. 

[Tremcintyre]

nathan looks a little like cloud ff7

[malloryluvsutube19]

i fell down stairs i was watching on my phone

[HeyShortShit]

Hahahahaha! I fell off my chair laughing at the Magikarp one xD brilliant.

[sharksandwaffles15]

The crap that the cat frikkin crapped was constipated and couldn't take a crappy crap.

[sulfonicdude01]

Loving the alchemy circle <3

[DarcyBOMBtastic]

The highly constipated rhino fell into elevator and drowned

[BuhBaiNow]

this is different person, i have a never heard before:the emo cut the bitch with achain saw she found ina black shed at the park

[BuhBaiNow]

Never heard before:: I HATE DESTERY MOORE!

ps i dont hate destery, i love him wattttts

[Chesedodle]

The majestic hamsterfish was required by the laws of the Anthogorian People to get rid of his favorite song, "Nasty Shoes". He then became enstated in a fit of perplexed rage, forcing him to eat a peanut-butter and jelly football. 17 weeks later, his mobile home's cousin exploded.

[sk8ergurlz12]

Bananas eating unicorns with furry penises on the freeway in manhattan while licking and Eskimo on a gray French fry in a drive through in Swedenladia Xo

Btw I didn't hear half the shit u guys said xD lmao

Hey! Now I now know how people feel when thy attempt to make conversation with me XD

[Jewtamer69]

Frisco dikes shit out there nipples and the eat it up with there dick holes

[Lynnette123100]

The unicorn ate his rainbows, while leprecauns wore puprle, and ate rainow shi*!! XD

[xInsectxEyesx]

..i've heard number 3 before. :c

[ekieki786]

I saw a one legged unicorn sliding down a rainbow while sucking a lollipop

[LetsStopThisSong]

sentence lol

[maymiserable]

justin bieber is a good singer

[AshThEpSYcHo]

@maymiserable Sir/Ma'am.. You win the internet..

[maymiserable]

@AshThEpSYcHo aha thank you its true though :)

[specolable126]

jon von strangle testicle

[PikoChico]

Ahhhhh! Im Soaking Wet! Bring Me The Ocean! :D

[samimadivids]

LUIGIKARP!

[jordanxrola]

And as Christina Aguilera finished her bowel movement, she realized that she was late for her monthly abortion, flushed the toilet, and walked briskly out to her Prius

[themiddleavacado]

@jordanxrola OH.

[cherryblossomblack69]

man nate gets hotter in every video

[Lovemeforever178]

Your mom...Laughed menicaly at the thought of your head exploding randomy because the way that you're indigo violet crapped in your frooty pebbles...with extra froot

[rainbowcrystal1995]

Rapist poop giant babbies while riding bikes!! <yeah its my original never heard before :)

[miriamhinata]

Jajaja this hilarious!!!!:DD XD

[CupcakesHellzYeah]

Purple unicorns only feed on the semen of Destrey's cat.

[wolfboy367]

pikachu sucked your moms hairy utaris

[EvilTaco3]

something ive never heard before is...DesandNate sucks

[diamondsARENTforev]

7 xD

[MrSwizzle04]

My checkered platypus ate a green parachute while checking his college application to the pickled mcdonalds of 15% apples.

[MISSAshley6578]

Unicornzz ANd Taserz With Laser eyes!:D

[themiddleavacado]

Eww yur creepy LMAO i love the way he said that.

[Randbobjandb]

Fantastic elephant penises are impailing your mom inside hear ear canal.

[SabrinaCarey4687]

Puppie poop smells like string cheese

[Justacoupleofanimals]

Alright what's on yalls shirts in the last 39 seconds

[SceneTeenBiotch]

Nate, your hair is bitchin' ahaha

[callumrawr6]

Mine is , the little sweaty fish sat playing poker whilst eating cheese n chips and watchin a dog lol at a lemon with no legs and a pickel that is green

[TheBlackSisters3]

something ELSE I've never heard before: Destery and Nathan are the most humer-less people on the planet.

[TheBlackSisters3]

Something I've never heard before: Destery and Nathan are ugly.

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[ImNotNormal247]

That Horses are Goats and Goats are Puppy's and Puppy's are Unicorn's and Unicorn's are Kitty Cat's and Kitty Cat's are Horses and all of them are actually Wookies :D

[GorgeousSinner]

I keep wondering why their shirts is wet..

[JuInOrGoEsRaWr]

@GorgeousSinner Watch the bloopers. >.<

[KalidescopeKreations]

@GorgeousSinner i keep wondering why you can't use proper grammar..

[MuhhPandasToxicity]

@GorgeousSinner When they were drinking that tea and laughed in the bloopers it spilt on them. :p

[Jedbbz]

I've warched this video twice, so you calling me a liar saying i've not heard it before D:

[LOLOOLZZ]

@Jedbbz LOL

[poisonray123]

WAKE UP TO THE SOUND OF BASS BLASTERS GOIN OFF......WHILE BACONHAWKS SCREAM "CUPCAKES!!!!!"

[birdscameflyingabove]

DICKS

[bumblebeebaby879]

I eat jelly tots in the middle of the road on a sunday evening after chruch school and during church school we learn how to smoke and drink and do drugs, Seems fun, but no ITS BORING! xD

[JELLYBEANful98]

The chicks at hooters are smart

[ClawDeeAaa]

Nathan's hair is not cute.

.... *brace through the lie, come on, coommmeee oonnnnnn* OK IT'S ADORABLE >_<"

[Scenequeen45xoxo]

1 thing i have never heard is dragon poop makes good sunscreen for migit ninja nomes!!!!BAHAHAHAHAHA

[VampireKitty25]

you two are nom:)<3

[MsEvildustbunny]

Ive heard #3 on facebook before :P

[marymaragrady]

1:52 Des, your voice is so funny :3

[kimpelpins36]

Nathan is beautiful. lol

[caitrionat12]

The tattoo Nathan has on his shoulder is awesome! :D

[AmotionPicture777]

mammoth balls on beaches are delicious snacks for bitches

[lollipop3013]

" the polar bears enjoy heavy dubstep beats while eating eskimo bitches" LOL ive never laughed so hard in my life

[xxMaxGreen27xx]

"Magikarp used splash! It was super effective!.....fuck Magikarp... He's such a dick"

Idek why I love that part do much XD

[Terikmonte]

ok uh just a fact........... both mostly thev blaxck hair dude. (CUTE) siriously.

[fallenangelbones]

The English Man jump on a cow who was reading a book about ducks having sexual intercorse then the moon dance on the English man crushing then mans bones....the man was dead after that the end.

[AteamAnime12]

@howtosavealife38 no, stupid. its random stuff that no one besides you has probably heard

[NickLovesScreamo]

MY ASS CHEEKS BLEED WHEN i begin to lecture chinese children on how they should use forks to scoop turtles from the sea.

[howtosavealife38]

wait-if i leave something i have never heard before, than would i have already heard it before?

[Amykilbride1992]

i wish i hadnt chose to eat when watching this

[1constellation]

I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face

[imcrazyninoit]

i molest milk while the surreptition man with gynocomastia was about to copulate with the quadrpalegic!

look up the words! it makes it weird

[kk2261]

lol magikarp use slap

it was super effective

[deathnotealex]

number 6, 7 and ten ive heard

[mizztoews]

So funny! I love you guys and you're both hawt ;)

[xotheodorexo]

chickens make excellent window wipes if you hold their banana like an ostrich.

[JuggalettexMonster42]

Flaming nigger balls

[Terikmonte]

somthing ive never heard befor (EVERYTHING IN THIS VIDEO) nice braces ;D

[torturdesoul]

Here is something no one would ever say so this is why i dare type it, i know this might come shocking but i must say this. may god help me..... Justin beiber is a talented artist and his destiny is to become the next nyan cat soaring through the clouds in search for charlie the unicorn to fight his evil twin the rainbow unicorn as they must join to darkside to find themselves raped by jar jar binks...

@krislynboo There was a root beer accident in the