Adam Hills - Talking About His Leg

[Wraithstrike19]

How'd you lose it?

Crocodile.

Really?!

You idiot.

Every Aussie should say this if they have a scar or a missing limb

[1ciaran1995]

4:14, michael mcintyre?

[whotaughtyou]

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[VforVendettaMagician]

Hi, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FOOT!

[KollaaKollaa]

This is one of the first times I've actually ended up in tears from laughing. xD Fucking amazing.

[ssm8727]

I have been enjoying the Aussie comedians on youtube, but the Aussie comments are brutal. I understood everything except 'run up', but even within the U.S. we have different terms depending on the region. Do any of you know any Americans personally, or do you use media outlets to form generalizations? I judge based on interaction. That being said, I hope Adam Hills and Wil Anderson do some U.S. shows soon.

[maysfestival112]

he's right, I didn't get that joke XD

[bubblebob2]

@maysfestival112 He means that if he takes off his foot (and leaves the stump bare) and slathers it with tomato sauce (which looks like blood) people will think a shark bit his foot off, and people are gonna be freaked out and leave the beach.

[4aleas]

"that's amazing how did you lose the ear"

"WHAT"

LOL

[esoretal]

i get the tomato sauce joke, but what's the context of the joke about the sidewalk? does sidewalk mean something different in australia?

[ANinjaDinosaur]

@esoretal No, the word just isn't used. We call it a footpath.

[esoretal]

@ANinjaDinosaur gotcha, thanks for clearing that up. :D

[katieismyname12]

@esoretal We call it a pavement :P

[4aleas]

@esoretal Pathway Idiot

[esoretal]

@4aleas Thanks Douchebag

[Noontz]

I didn't get the tomato sauce joke because of the "you'll have the beach to yourself" part. See, Americans would tend to run to the aid of shark attack victims. Do Aussies just run away?

[klcobalt]

@Noontz No, no, Aussies don't just run away. That's what makes the whole thing a joke.

[Missydizzychick1]

@Noontz

He means have the beach to yourself as like. If you're in a concert and you're amazing, then the stage is yours. As in you own it. That's what it means.

[EroStrom]

"Ya mum and dad cut ya ear off as a punishment?.!"

[GoBunnyGo6669]

I think when he said Artificial Leg, the woman thought he meant third leg

[Sapphira514]

imagine the change of facial expressions from "Hi!" to "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FOOT?!" priceless.

[Stroija]

I always laugh my ass off when--WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FOOT!!!???

[missmiasmiley]

@Stroija Same, Hi WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FOOT???????

[AshehKitteh]

Just so you know, Americans have tomato sauce too. It's not Ketchup, but it's still red and made of tomatoes. I'm pretty sure we'd get the joke.

[klcobalt]

@AshehKitteh Preeeeeety sure the joke was not actually about the tomato sauce. It was the fact that he could take off the leg, spray some tomato sauce around the place - instant shark attack scene - everybody runs for the hills and thus, he has the beach to himself.

See? Basically just proves what was said about Americans not getting the joke. Our Aussie humor is like that :D

[Cybrai]

@klcobalt People in general don't always get regional humour....because it's regional.  Hurrdurr

[AshehKitteh]

@klcobalt I got the joke. Its just that we have a tomato sauce too, even though it is not ketchup. Im saying because both are red like blood, Americans will still get the joke.

[MJ47106]

Dumbass americans, AUSSIES ALL THE WAY!!!-3

[colemyst]

Hey, Adam can have a job here in America any time. But no, we're not all as dense as other countries think. Hell I had to explain to a Welsh friend, that Canada isn't ours and that his visa wasn't good there. "Friends" were going to take him over the border and let him work it out with immigration on his own. Sometimes dense is imported.

[DstepTV]

I'm America and I still don't get it...

[NexusFreeStyler93]

@DstepTV fuck ya, learn! XD

[rjb112010]

Yeah....... Like the other Americans, I don't get why we don't understand the tomato sauce thing... I talked to an Aussie friend about it and simply said "shark" and she explained everything to me... I'm like "er, yeah. I kind of got that........" lol

[unknowndeoxys00]

I don't see why "tomato sauce" would be a mystery to us Americans anyway. I say it when I'm referring to the sauce you put on spaghetti or pizza :P

[kawiixkitten]

im american and i understand that one easily lol XD

[annagilda1]

This guy is a LEGEND!!!!

[knucklescapricorn31]

Gosh, I love Adam Hills xD

[am15101989]

he is sooooo lovely!! <3

[confederacysoldier]

I still don't believe he has an artificial foot.

[pirates09rock]

@confederacysoldier He does! there was an episode on mock the week where he passed it round lol

[Bayzz2]

I think I just wet my self XD

[HerdULeikMudkips]

I am so envious of this man's optimism.

[ahm134]

lol i'm American and i got the joke so i would totally hire him

[3eyedwarr]

FOOTLOOSE

[pacovl46]

i'm german. i really don't get why a lot of native english speakers consider the australian accent to be the worst. i fucking LOVE IT!!!! ;-)

[Daleksaresupreme1]

@pacovl46 we don't, its the american accent that other english speakers hate. to us the american accent sounds as bad the Austrian accent sounds to german speakers

[KevMad1440]

"Your Mum and dad cut your ear off cause you stuck your head out of the window?!" xxxD

[Millie951]

if you dont get these jokes you should be put on the fist plane back to America... tehehee

[Petsister]

he really takes a piss on americans ALL the time lol.

[ladysecretz]

I'm american...but I love ozzie humour. But I do agree, if you don't get it (regardless of what country you're from) then you need to fuck off. :)

[yurismir1]

@ladysecretz *Aussie humor Are you sure you are American? Americans don't spell humor like "humour".

[ladysecretz]

@yurismir1 yes, I am American. Sometimes, I spell it that way...other times not so much. =p It makes life interesting having people second guess me.

[Inyourface209]

Don't take me for some loser, sissy or country-ist - but i think i laugh more with Australian Comedians than American ones xD cause well when i listen to comedians such as Dave Cook (he's awesome too :D) all their humor *most* kinda revolves around smutty jokes or nuudy ones and it's nice to just get away from that (for a while o_o) Comedy Rocks!

[killerjoe2525]

@TheIndyman500 Was there actually any American that didn't get the Tomato Sauce fake blood joke?

[TheBlackLad]

@killerjoe2525 americans have no sense of humor

[dharmaseed]

@TheBlackLad You're correct, we don't!

[Th3L33tElite]

This guy about three rows back, he's aussie and he goes:

*buffering*

[MrBrick241]

at 4:57 he kinda sounds like ALI G

[tracermunk]

The part I don't get is what I'm not supposed to get...I understood everything.

[lonnalonna]

loool, 'your mom and dad cut your ear off as a punishment?' :D :D :D

[sunseaandparadise]

I realise Aussie and British humour is identical we just unite and take the piss out of Americans haha :)

[CecLangKaulitz]

@sunseaandparadise add swedish humor to that list, americans can't handle it x)

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

@CecLangKaulitz Herdy Derdy Herdy Derdy MEATBALL.

[CecLangKaulitz]

@CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy I totally see your point. I agree x)

[sunseaandparadise]

@CecLangKaulitz HAHA they can't handle much ;P

[charlotte4112]

@sunseaandparadise Imagine, we Canadians too.

[Emerald3357]

@sunseaandparadise I love them both

[mollyjbrooke]

@sunseaandparadise So true!

[Josh8165]

@sunseaandparadise Lol don't forget those poor Canadians. We get to be ages away from USA but they have to sit on the bloody top of them~!

[619beanie]

@sunseaandparadise haha too right mate :D

[ARTA4]

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

[nuttimoo]

RUN UP AHAHAHAHA!!

[pettyspringsteen312]

I get it and I'm american. Then again I've practically studied aussie english

[jmsallan90]

400th Comment :)

[Gallowell]

@jmsallan90 want a fucking medal for it?

[sashnikoff]

8 americans didnt get a run up

[Yado904]

3:45 David Tennant look

[aqu1r3]

i love the one where he talks about going to the paralympics haha

[msfyn]

Love this guy - thanks for sharing.

[scullen08]

"If i've got a bottle of tomato ketchup i've got the place to meself"

Bwahaha

[zashleyrulesall]

He sounds like someone famous when he does the accent at the end.... who is it ?!!!

[tigbig90]

@zashleyrulesall ant or dec...take your pick!

[zashleyrulesall]

@tigbig90 OH YEAH ! Thanks =)

[ynwccsd06]

nice british accent at the end

[Matty09Magic]

he made the same joke on live at the apollo

[TheGrider12]

i laughed my ass off after he said the part ur mum dad cut your ear off as punishment XD

[reddexred]

thx for uploading...still LMAO

[LoralCooper]

hey hey! I'm american and I get it! well, actually, he's right. probably only get it cuz I'm only half american. sigh.

[soccerrox94]

@LoralCooper ha what does it mean?

[fundamentalhardcore]

@soccerrox94

We say say "Tomato Sauce" you we say "Ketchup" ;)

[soccerrox94]

@fundamentalhardcore ohhhh haha alright thanks(:

[soccerrox94]

@LoralCooper haha i really dont get it....does it mean like a shark attack?

[Threeso21]

fuck e'm learn



[dharmaseed]

Has it got a piercing? LOLOL

[cokieblume]

He was born with one foot.

[NatalieHartstone]

Does anyone no how he lost his leg? It's been driving me mad with curiosity

[cokieblume]

@NatalieHartstone He was born with one foot

[NorthstarXXXI]

actually that joke was quite simple and easy to understand :P

[Nadja2303]

@NorthstarXXXI yes if english is your mother tongue...but mine is german. so try tp speak german and you win. :P

[Nadja2303]

i ment mentions :)

[Nadja2303]

thank you very much, but this i understood but the rest is not easy for me. adam metions that he could have a knife and what says the security guy then?

[Nadja2303]

i love his humour! i am from germany and the problem is that i'm not able to understand what the security guy at the airport say. just understood: "jesus, go through mate...it could be a knife...no go through buddy...???" can someone please help me with that. i think my english is good, and i'm used to different accents (i love the aussie-accent) but its not perfect. thanks.

[jaydeSTACK]

@Nadja2303 do you mean what the start of the joke is? if so..

the security guy thought that he was hiding something when he went through security and the buzzer went off. but he didnt know he had a fake foot. when he found out he said "just go through"

i hope this helps... sorry if it doesnt make much sense :)

[xoxMoixox]

@Nadja2303 "No just go buddy! I don't care if the plane goes down, I don't want to offend a spastic! Just go, for god's sake..." If you don't know, "spastic" is a word used for disabled people, and can be pretty offensive >___< Hope that helps~

[Nadja2303]

@xoxMoixox Thank you so much. Now i understand this joke! Yes, in german "spastic" is "spasti".

[xoxMoixox]

@Nadja2303 Ah really? I didn't know that! :O Then again my German's rubbish, so that's probably understandable... haha

[Nadja2303]

@xoxMoixox Not a problem...you can't know everything ;-).

[Nadja2303]

@xoxMoixox oh and another german word for spastic is behinderter mensch (= disabled people).

[SuperEvilPsycho]

7 Americans missed the like button, but fuck em, learn

[makeeverythingdie]

@SuperEvilPsycho This is the best thing I've read all day!! :D

[XxXGrkGurlieXxX]

@SuperEvilPsycho actually im american and looove aussies but i still got the joke -___-

[spikelilgirl]

He is so funny! :)

[zioisfaggot]

americans watching wont get that joke fuck em learn - we know what a sidewalk is - i am so not getting a job in america :) funny stuff

[amber14hikari]

Adam Hills is a legend :3 For those that still don't get it, we say "tomato sauce" but American's say "ketchup". He was saying that he's hide his artificial leg, put tomato sauce on his stump, pretend there was a shark attack, have the beach cleared and only he would be here. Also, American's say "sidewalk", but we say "footpath".

Lol, that other Aussie must have been awesome!XD

"Crocodile".

"Really?"

"You idiot!" XD

This skit is truly one of his best~ <3

[XCILE625]

@amber14hikari I like the one when he talks about deaf people and the one when his at APPOLO

[amber14hikari]

@XCILE625 Oh! His favourite hand sign being used in the safety demonstration!XD That's be terrible to see if you were deaf! I think his languages skit is funny too.

[XCILE625]

@amber14hikari oawwwwwwwwwhahahaha I really have to practise that xD "aww Fuck sorry" hahahah love that line.

[amber14hikari]

@XCILE625 Ehe, yeah. That would probably be my response though!XD Some people really ask some dumb things. There are some really good skits about his leg. Apart from that, I love the end of Characterful too where he's talking about what surrealism truly is. People so do that though. And when he came out on Spicks and Specks in his Rocky Horror outfit, I almost spat out my drink!X3

[Tracymmo]

@amber14hikari Weird thing is about his joke is that it still works for Americans who don't know the term "tomato sauce" since what we consider tomato sauce would still look like blood. Funny he picked that term when there are 1,000 other Aussie terms that we Americans don't understand!

[amber14hikari]

@Tracymmo Maybe so, I don't know. It could even be less the tomato sauce and more the fact that it's an Aussie humoured shark attack joke. I did notice that some Americans that posted here didn't understand it at all though. Oh, I don't know about 1000!XD

[Tracymmo]

@Tracymmo You're right that we don't think of sharks nearly as much, at least not since "Jaws" was popular! Few of us live near the beach as it is. I have had plenty of confused discussions with Aussie friends in Adelaide and while living in Europe, which are even funnier when there's someone English present and we all have different words for the same thing. Some I words I've had to have defined: dag, chunder, lino, bikie, Pom, sickie, milk bar, esky, bikkie, pressie, jumper, fairy floss.

[Crazzeecandy]

Fuck 'em, learn. "Oh but we know what a sidewalk is."

[Inyourface209]

hey, don't be getting all moody cause he made a joke about american's. Sarcasmn is a real word (even though i cant spell it right) :(

[CurryPuffJunior]

@Inyourface209

Sarcasm :)

Close! 

[LadyStarAussie]

LOOL .. omg this guy kills me mate!LOL . ahh Love em

[davidphilipsmusic]

Hilarious! But what' s all that "Comedy Tour UNPLUGGED" business? How can you unplug a stand up comedian except by taking his mic off him? He was using a mic anyway!

[autriii]

1:46 im an american.. and i get that joke! lol i think... what am i not supposed to be getting??

[Gallowell]

@autriii Fuck you. Learn.

[Snuffles379]

@autriii lol I thought the same thing. I doubted myself because a large amount of Americans say Tomato sauce as much as Ketchup so the joke made total sense until he said the bit about Americans.

[lennic95]

This guy is epic!

[piglatin123]

My sides hurt. From laughing. SO HARD.

[CastielGirl1991]

I love how he puts on an Aussie accent for the guy, even though he is Australian. lmfao. X

[bryz4r]

whats with the joke with ketchup? i dont get it

[1995JWard]

@bryz4r

fuck ya, learn

jk, I assume he puts it on the remaining part of his foot and pretends it was bitten by a shark or something.

[nicewood21]

@1995JWard

I'd second that, shark jokes are all over Oz

[balonie87]

fake blood.

[TyneGibbs12]

2:27. She looks like she's had a run-up! lolz

[clachair007]

Laughed so much I cried

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@clachair007 glad to know I wasn't the only one! :)

[muertaXangela]

"... Yer mum an' dad cut yer ear off?!"

Sadly, I know people who would have said that.

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Adam Hills' got an artificial leg? Pull the other one.

[livstar93]

that was bloody marvelous. laughed so hard xD

[supermario0192837465]

tomato sauce= ketchup, didnt take much thinking to come up with that. only part I didnt find funny

[fluffymole0913]

No offence to americans but this is definately what makes the brits and aussies different, the ability to laugh at our own misfortune and take the piss out of it. Maybe its a way of dealing with problems but we always seem to be able to take the piss out of everything and not get offended :P

[supermario0192837465]

@fluffymole0913 watch some american stand up and then tell me if thats the case. dave Chapelle, jeff foxworty, and gabriel Inglesias to name a few have no problem with offending people and themselves especially. Im not biased, I love british, canadian, and now Australian stand up just as much. but that comment had little knowledge behind it

[supermario0192837465]

@fluffymole0913 my bad, I just realized your comment had no malice intent behind it, sorry :p

[fluffymole0913]

@supermario0192837465 its ok, but i think i didnt word it right too, something Reg D Hunter (i dont know if you've heard of him he is a black american comedian - has done lots of work in Britain) said was that English in general just take the piss out of everything and americans dont. You should watch him in 'Reginald D Hunter - Live at the Apollo' i think you'll get what i mean ;)

[RocChickOfTheCentury]

'but fuck em, learn.' LOL.

[plonjcc]

what's with the bottle of tomato sauce? he said "learn" so i'm doing my part. please help so i can laugh some more.

[MattySP34Ks]

@plonjcc tomato sauce...otherwise known as blood...he takes his leg off and on austraillian beaches there's sharks everywhere...so take ya foot off...and it looks like a shark just bit your leg off

[plonjcc]

@MattySP34Ks thank you. lol

[cogee123]

HAHAHAH ROFL

i want him.

[MattySP34Ks]

"but fuck em learn"

[MattySP34Ks]

if anyone's wondering how he lost the leg he was born with it. And tbh I do seriously believe it's produced some of his funniest jokes.

[AphoticCosmos]

Dear Australia,

Can you please ship Adam back to the UK to do some more Mock the Week please?

Thanks Oz,

The UK

:)

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

Proof that Adam is hilarious:

7 people were laughing so hard that they lost control of their mouse and clicked "dislike" instead of "like"

[DanielCatt23]

"Hi... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FOOT!?"

[EdNortonisMineLol]

He. Is. GORGEOUS

[LuverHorse]

How did he lose his leg??

[puntoue]

@LuverHorse He lost it as a baby, something went wrong with the pregnancy.

[thefidlerontheroof]

LOL @ "you know what? The americans watching won't get that joke, but fuck 'em. LEARN." HAHAHA!!! Yeh, i can laugh at myself. Or ourselves xD.

[aussieebabe]

haha if i had a bottle of tomato sauce ive got the place to myself FUCKING OATH!!

[KatieD771]

haha the kids: hi, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FOOT!!!!

[jamesfromwagstaffe]

look at the miserable woman at 2:28 not laughing about the 'what does your boyfriend do' gag. she obviously got kicked in the pussy at some point!

[aussieebabe]

@jamesfromwagstaffe lmao with a plastic foot

[kingelf3]

my m8 has a fake arm and at this place where we worked about a year ago had a six inch rule inplace to try and stop office romaces (like it worked not) so one day his hot shot came down to his floor and started to boss ppl about like he was a god and he started on my m8 and he pushed him to far so as not to brake the 6 inch rule he took his arm off and hit the other man and the boss (who hated the bossy one) luath when he got told the story and said good thinking on the arm :) lol

[michelle12093487]

"yer mum and dad cut yer ear off as punishment?!" haha sounds like something i'd say haha (yes i am northern english too, well yorkshire but y'know haha)

[jennie8908]

Anyone who can't figure out tomato sauce is ketchup is seriously weird... however some people do call spaghetti sauce tomato sauce... still if u dont get that joke then u have some problems

[turillilan]

please legendado em portugues do brasil please..

[zeldazoga]

waw an artificial foot, he's brave to talk about it like that

[eilrahc101]

@zeldazoga Why?

@eilrahc101 if i had an artificial foot im not sure if im secure enough to make jokes about it, inviting others to laugh about it n make jokes about it. Although its the right thing to do and the healthiest way to deal with it.