Protect Gays from the military

[josh1492]

like a unicorn !

[ChickenCritters]

WOW IT GOT ME! lol it was till the end of the video that i notice the Onion HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[methroughandthrough]

Their thoughts should be on man on man or woman on woman romance.

[ThePowerfulHamster]

the flood waz here,

[bigcheesy95]

@ThePowerfulHamster yes indeed it was......

[bigcheesy95]

@ThePowerfulHamster yes indeed it was......

[bigcheesy95]

@ThePowerfulHamster yes indeed it was.

[mikeecy]

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND HER GAYS!

[dorianstark]

LMAO- OMG WHAT A FUCKING MASTERPIECE!!!

[xfallenxxangelx]

My favorite line was "How many soldiers' lives is the life of one gay man worth?" "Seven."

Also, I think it's stupid that gays aren't allowed to openly serve. What's their orientation got to do with anything?

[jilijub]

I laughed the whole time. "God bless america and your gays". Don't get me wrong, gays are cool. but that was the worst excuse I've heard so far.

[magneto266]

Lol

[nordlac]

this si to funny im against it to but they way the general is explain is to funny , other words whe dont give shit abouth them

[whiteboystunts]

KILL GAYS

[davidls11]

I'm worth more than seven straight guys. Ten, at least.

[whiteboystunts]

gay people are wrong, they should all die

[davidls11]

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Gay sex is way hotter than straight sex. And by the way, everyone dies.

[whiteboystunts]

homo's are not equal

[davidls11]

If you believe that, whitboysucks, then you're not much of an American.

[whiteboystunts]

I don't know who whitboysucks is but If you see him, tell him his name is very similar to mine.

[davidls11]

And before you say that you're Canadian, Canadians are the same as Americans.

[whiteboystunts]

I hate Canada

[davidls11]

You seem to hate a lot of things. I feel sorry for you.

[whiteboystunts]

No you're not.

[davidls11]

Yes I am.

[whiteboystunts]

I am a separatist ,I want my awesome province to get out of my gay infested country.

[davidls11]

Gay people are everywhere. You'll have to move to a cabin out in the wilderness and change your name to Old Gus the hermit. Why not just learn to enjoy diversity? Go to the next pride parade in Toronto. Have some fun. Straight people are welcome as long as they aren't haters.

[whiteboystunts]

1. Im a hater

2. Pride parades suck

3. Toronto is too far away

[davidls11]

Oh well, I tried. It's probably moot anyway. Knowing my country, in 10 or 20 years when our water runs out, we'll probably kill all you Canadians anyway. Peace...until then I mean.

[whiteboystunts]

It's impossible to run out of water, with today's technology they can filter out ocean water, water can never run out.

[davidls11]

Desalination plants won't be able to meet our agricultural needs. Your water will. That cabin in the wilderness might not be such a bad idea.

And guess what? You've been chatting with a gay person without resorting to name calling. You've made progress! Now let me suck your dick.

[whiteboystunts]

And you want to suck a minor's dick? That makes you a homosexual pedophile. I bet that makes you and all of you're little fag friends a little insecure.

[phantomsluva]

I hope you're pleased with yourself...

[whiteboystunts]

I am :)

[davidls11]

There's really no need to hate things that are different. And gays and Canadians aren't even that different from you.

[Death2Bigots]

Bill Hicks said it best about Gays in The Military: "Anyone... AND I MEAN ANYONE... dumb enough to WANT to be in the military... SHOULD BE LET IN." Why would McCain or any other repubbie douche give a damn about gays in the military? Y'all want 'em dead anyway. Might as well put them to good use, right, Jimbo? Gays serve, but certainly not OPENLY because they know their retarded hick comrads would string 'em up before they got to kill them some A-rabs.

[davidls11]

Lose the hicks, keep the gays.

[spanamer]

@Death2Bigots well put

[AntinousIsGod1]

Haha, aww I love this! The General is soooo awesome. My new favourite guy ^^.

God bless America and her gays!

[Animespara]

No he didnt! "Gays are the only group untouched by war,special, pure, and rare like a gleaming diamand or snow white colt - we must protect them" and then he is like saying a gays life is worth 7 soldiers omg I will feel so special wen i go to the US ARMY then.....

um thx America.....

[mykaraokegr]

jumpin' jesus

[alvinsmithlover]

I don't know why they wont let gay people serve? I mean they are defending their country.

[texagman]

Bwah HAHAHAHAHA ... HA!

That's freakin' awesome!

[librophile]

First it was "NO BLACKS IN THE MILITARY"

Why? Because it will affect the moral of the troops.

Then it was "NO WOMEN IN THE MILITARY"

Why? Because it will affect the moral of the troops.

Now it's "NO GAYS IN THE MILITARY"

Why? Because it will affect the moral of the troops.

Draw your own conclusion about the repeated BS.

[kaindarkwind]

It is actually 'morale'. And first it was "No blacks, women or gays in the military".

Your point however stands, regardless of poor spelling and semantics.

[librophile]

When you speak & write in several languages, sometimes small mistakes like MORAL vs MORALE occurr.

French = Moral // English = Morale

I always welcome criticisms that are constructive & positive. So, thank you.

[kaindarkwind]

You are more than welcome, my bilingual brother. Or sister, as the case may be. But like I said, far more important is your point. All the same criticisms for why gays need to be discriminated against were used for the discrimination of blacks and women previously.

[AkuRoku4ever]

OMG! That is freaking funny! Insta-fave! lol Omg....I'm in a pretty bad mood cause of my ex-friend...leaving me, were both gay...and this is freakin hallarious!! Nice!! OnionNN LOL

[MissxLainie]

HELL NAW HE DIDN"T!!! ROFLMAO, "Gays are the only group untouched by war,special, pure, and rare like a gleaming diamand or snow white colt - we must protect them." and the look on the reporters face is priceless, lookin like he smelt something foul:D

[FrankIeroHolic]

is this real?

no, it can't be!

somebody asnwer me please xD

if it is real, its just to much xD i mean im gay, bue nobodies psychic can resist a war, not only gay's xD

[Animespara]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[sonnyboa]

wow is the only word that I can say about this case.

[Mychelle1617]

haha wow... my girlfriend thought this was real, I was like..noooooo.

[FALLENshortys]

LOL..................AWESOME!

[ferociousmadman]

hahahahaha! that was great! lol! :D