Damn, Who's a Sexy Fish?

[megacpfan82]

Eridan is my dad's patron troll...

Equius is my mom's patron troll...

....

OH. GOD.

//mindfucked

[pxnxd68]

Eridan, no. No.

[HollyleafShadows]

Dear people who are Aquarius:

Behold your sexy patron troll lD

[megacpfan82]

@HollyleafShadows That would be me and my dad...

[HollyleafShadows]

@megacpfan82 :3

[nintendstar128]

Eridan is my mom's patron troll...

[pinkwashere]

between Equius' 100d ogling of Eridan, and Eridan's (horrible) pole-dancng, i was blinded AND scarred for life!

[xMORGANisAkittyx]

Literally JUST realized thats Eridan....

I've seen this video at least 20 times....

And I thought it was Fef........

I can't even....

[pxnxd68]

Hell yeah he's a sexy fish! He's the sexiest fish to evver swwim the oceans of Alternia!

[HollyleafShadows]

@pxnxd68 Yes he is. And you are him <3 :3

[Grell1of1the1funk]

At first I thought it was Feferi

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@Grell1of1the1funk I did too, but then... 0_0

[Grell1of1the1funk]

o W o .... MaYbE KaRkAt WaS rIgHt AbOuT tO mUcH SoPoR sLiMe ...........

[HollyleafShadows]

Female Eridan is always funny. XDDDDDDDD

[CosplayEmpress]

@HollyleafShadows That's not female Eridan...

[HollyleafShadows]

@CosplayEmpress Are you stupid? Aquarius=Eridan

[CosplayEmpress]

@HollyleafShadows Crossdressing. Completely male. Look up March Madness.

[HollyleafShadows]

@CosplayEmpress some people actually also call it female eridan, yknow :I

[rotom9199]

"incert barf here"

[iamskellex]

OH COD

[ArigatoSan1000]

i don't know whether to love it... or go lay in the fetal position scared for life. lol it was great though.

[mooses21194]

D--> I need a few towels..

[FullMetalAwesome7]

wwhat?!?! Eq said he wwouldn't showw anyone!! Oh my cod....

[KitsukoDa]

Oh my Cod!

[bunnyotaku777]

Recommended Videos:

"Kitty said what?- Morphing Kittens"

NEPETA STOP POSTING CAT VIDEOS ON THE SUGGESTION BAR ლ(휴益휴ლ)

[GOTHBLACK001]

if it was Feferi i would like it since i lik Equius but it sucks since its Eridan dressed in )(is Marc)( outfit but o)( well )(e )(e

[yaoicrusader]

D-->dat ass

[Britren123]

still no clue wat the name of the song is and i know that i've heard it before!

[XxSoraMifunexX]

Great... I've drifted into the shipping lane.

[EnigmaAlpha11056]

I have always heard this song as 'sexy fish' and have never thought otherwise.

I am glad this video is a thing that happened.

[DeathByZombiez]

Heard this song the other day.

Screamed out "DAMN who's a sexy fish"

Got stares.

Didn't give a single fuck.

[smartgirl889]

CAN...NEVER....UN...SEEEEEEEE!­!!!!!

[marvelfan169]

... well personally i liked it. according to the comments, im the only one

FOREVER ALONE ;^;

[bmacfan]

@marvelfan169 Not so forever alone -Hugs- Me to -Slomohidhfive-

[PandaBearInASuit]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS FEFERI!!!

I MUST BURN MY EYES!!!

[sillygramcracker]

This video should not exist.

[CheeziChicken]

Equius?

Boo. That shouldve been Karkat. >:D

[TheHolyBackstab]

wwhat the fuck?!

[destructiondragon360]

WH4T,4S K4RK4T WOULD PUT 1T, 1N TH3 3V3RLOV1NG FUCK D1D 1 JUST WATCH?! D:<

[MegameganLMAO]

Pause at 0:21 and look at Eridan's earfinthing. Bone bulge.

[DoctorOreoCat]

Im glad im 47 minutes away from being a Eridan eAe

[animalgurl5]

Just realized it was eridan....

I thought it was a strange feferi

[AlpacasBringTheMoney]

ERIDAN BE IN ALL OF MY QUADRANTS!!!! all of them.

[zoober555]

...Okay then.

[SolinariXi]

D-->I am still not filling your quadrants, highb100d. I do not need a towel, either.

[speedyExpertist]

@SolinariXi

Gate: You're totally in love with him.

Eridan: Yeah you are! You're totally swweating from head to foot!

Eridan & Equius: WWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?

[TheOrangeBanjo]

.......Whelp, I'm out. *shoves pistol in own mouth*

[Lilaspet01]

..Holy crap. o_o

[GirlTaku]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE?

[MyPurpleNailpolish]

I love Equius "DAMN GIRL!" face <3

[SandvichEqualsTasty]

Dammit, boner, why?!

Also, now I'll never be able to listen to this without hearing 'sexy fish' and seeing Eridan on that stripper pole... *shiver*

[Wolfpetal]

Eridan, oh gog no, don't, stop it OH MY GOG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES IN

[TheBurrowingHippo]

eq

oh my gog.

you need 2ome 2eriiou2 help man.

[cena5lifeyeah]

@TheBurrowingHippo learn to spell

[TheBurrowingHippo]

@cena5lifeyeah ok

[Armydude1233]

why boner

[Deadpoolfan93]

me: stop it boner!

boner: no, fuck you I do what I want.

[CanineFatalities]

eriidan

what the fuck ii2 thii2

2eriiou2ly

[FanSoulEater]

@CanineFatalities I dont know....i lost it at the beginning

[RainbowMinako51]

NO ERIDAN. NO. JUST. JUST STOP POLE DANCING.

god i need to clean my eyes out...

[MeowimkittyX3]

OTL

MY FRIENDS ALWAYS II MEAN ALWAYS PLAY THIS SONG ON DANCE CENTRAL

NOW I HAVE A REASON I LIKE IT.

[fluffyanglekiller]

Wat da fuck

[loudspeakerist]

I lOvE d'S dAt AsS fAcE. mOtHeRfUcKeN aWsOmE

[Erago575]

DAMN.

[ubernoobly]

UhHhHHh fUcK mAn..... :o(

[maxf234]

..Eriidan. 2top thii2.

[Daywalker727]

Before homestuck: That chick is so cute! :D

After:...o_o...wut,

[MissSparksFly]

@Daywalker727 I know right! XDD

[MelloBraginski]

I... I can't even. I'm watching this again. XD

[gameguy5588]

ERIDAN DOESN'T SMILE! AGHHHHFHFAHHFAHAHFH!

*Calls 911*

[PenguinsVSLemurs222]

...Ifeelsolovedonyoutube. <33 ///shot.

[NinjaWolfofdA]

EQUIUS'S DAT ASS FACE... DAT FACE -3

(no not being Karkat right now jsyk)

[mayamayagirl]

This has actually made me really like this pairing... lol

[StarlightTheAmpharos]

D--> Stupid sexy sea dweller.

[MrGrifball]

@StarlightTheAmpharos YOU MADE A FAIL IN YOUR COMMENT! allow me to fix :3

D --> Stupid se%y sea dweller.

[EvilCoward]

Has anyone else seen the moob man dance on stupidvideos and thought Equius? It goes to this song. The guy's got a tank top, douchebag shades, and muscle implants that look like he's got tennis balls in his neck. That guy is my headcanon for human Equius; he's got all the super fucking creepy as well as all the l00dicrously STRONG going on that could freak out even the oldest of steroid users. All that, and he's got boobs, which I'm certain could produce breast milk.

[ResidentPyro]

JEGUS SOMEONE GIVE EQUIUS A TOWEL ALREADY.

[Sorreltail768]

*comes back to life*You are not sexy,Ampora*dies once again*

[CanibalPandaLovesYou]

*SCARRED FOR LIIIIFE*

[Sorreltail768]

e.o *dies from the uglyness*

[TheBurrowingHippo]

yep, thii2 look2 liike the kiind of 2hiit eriidan doe2.

[MineCraftRussia]

Dat face Equis pulls.

[VampireDog12]

I argued with my friend that eridan was a boy in a skirt than a girl -^-

[MoonFang2013]

eridan works that pole like whaaaaaa?

[girgirl09]

... Where did this "girl Eridan" come from anyway? O_o Just curious, seeing him all over.

[Eagle0600]

@girgirl09: He's called "March" Eridan, because of something to do with March being about cross-dressing or something ridiculous like that. I'm not sure what it is about exactly, but I do know that he's cross-dressing, not genderswapped.

[girgirl09]

@Eagle0600 .... interesting.... Are there others?

[Eagle0600]

@girgirl09: Obviously there are genderswaps of every character, but as far as I'm aware, March-Eridan is the only popular meme related to it.

[StarlightTheAmpharos]

@Eagle0600 Actually, he's called March Eridan because the first picture of him dressed like that came from the March picture of a fanmade Homestuck calendar.

[xNuclearMushrooms]

This is why Equius is my favorite.

[MagicInSeborga]

XD Oh Eridan is a 'sexy fish'

[NekoMimiMaido]

God dammit Equius... most embarrassing patron troll ever...

[AshaneD98]

My friend 'BAM!' I mistook it as 'Damn!' and i said 'who's a sexy fish' and the girl who said 'BAM!' was all like "WHAT?!!?12/1/

[Scatterss]

DAT ASS.

[SuperDoglover78]

..Equius now creeps me out even more. -_-

[LovelyGrey13]

This song has been stuck in my head ALL DAY with the "Fish" lyrics XD

[dajnmonkey]

Is it... Is it Feferi?

[bloodpawsdreams]

@dajnmonkey nope eridan :L

[FrostFoxChick]

@dajnmonkey You wish it was Feferi. *wwink*

[UnfaithfulSong]

Equius is my Patron...... This kind of disturbs me...

[Kitkatjul]

Equius would be in that vid too!

[TaurusGirl911]

LOL!!!!!!!! Wait...Its Eridan..WTF???!!!! O.o

[KittyTheNekoAlien]

OMG YES

[NerdyBirdyEmo]

I was listening to my raido in my room this morning and this song came on.

i scared my dad by screaming "Eridan!"and doing a giggling barralroll off my bed XD

[gaaraneeds2lol]

*throws boonbucks at screen* IT'S NOT WORKING

[TheAkatsukiAnonymous]

Equius's face...bahahahaha.

[KatangHarmony]

GLUB, GURL.

[jasenYAM1039]

Thats what my older sis todl me when she heard this song!

[geekifietheworld]

why diid ii ju2t watch thii2?

[DemonKittyMeow]

@geekifietheworld Because you can't help y0urself. It's that simple.

[BIackHatted]

@geekifietheworld

dont kid yourself sol, you knoww you wwant a piece of this

[FanSoulEater]

@geekifietheworld /// I have NO fucking idea dude ///

[Judes6647]

0:22

Penis ear

[xcaligulasAquariumx]

you knoww wwhos a sexy fish

[dogloveraz09]

i will always and forever hear this song as sexy fish 

[roboraptor10]

I watch this at least once a day. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

[clonoffear]

uhh, highblood. where did you turn into a girl?

[CrystalKat180]

The dat ass face makes this video all the more hilarious XD

[mycadmium]

oh equius and eridan oh

[Smitelight]

I hate EVERYTHING about this.

GJ

[nonamake]

wait.... thats Eridan,i thouhgt it was Feferi XD

[TeimForTea]

i will never not hear fish from now on :/

[PenguinsVSLemurs222]

Oh my god. Life long dream acompleted. Top Comment, on an Eridan video. <3

[Kakuzukun0047]

My mom's a Sagittarius...what do?

[KianaTheWarewolf]

And after that, still no Matesprit.

[haruhisuzumiyafan]

HEEEEEADCANNON

[melmoe1]

DAMN!

[Goldenstar7z]

...I've always been wondering, how would Eridan pronounce "wwho" and "twwo"?

[doseusa]

@Goldenstar7z probably with just one w sound, like woo and twoo.. I really don't know though, it makes me wonder too :/

[911Goofy]

CA: oh eq. hold me like a pilloww. Make me feel all right.

[HazardousMeltdown]

.. I'm an aquarius ;D

[TheTwistedCity]

@HazardousMeltdown So am I... ;D

[lilyrose2255]

eridan : damn wwhos a sexy fish

kanaya : Not You. - starts up chainsaw -

[Rass2Berry]

Eridan needs a towel :3

[TheFurryGoddess]

@Rass2Berry EQUIUS*******

[xKoraxAyomex]

DAYUM GIRL!!

[Faioliama]

You know what I wanna see?

Eridan singing "Gay fish" or at least talking about fish sticks.

[twinArmageddons2]

eriidan.

he'2 obviiou2ly talkiing about ff.

2top danciing liike that already.

[MotokoIsMe112]

His face at 'Damn girl.' XD

[kibblesgirl]

I keep.. Watching this.

Oh gog..

[SuperGriko]

Okay.

Now I'm shipping this.

What has my life become??

[Harkugan]

I hereby revoke my previous birth date and implement a new one.

A Sagittarius I am no longer.

...Shit that didn't work, it only made me even more proud to be a Sagittarius...

[PenguinsVSLemurs222]

I was watching this on my new phone. I'm like, "Aww! Feferi looks so cute!....WAIT THATS ERIDAN." XDD

[ImmortlyDemon]

Equise thats not a girl....

[dogoftheuniverse123]

@ImmortlyDemon I think he knows that...

[CodzillaBro]

I'm an Aquarius and i find this hot

[Danisaurist]

I'm an aquarius.. Why am I proud of this...?

[DarkRY1211]

D--> ...I have lost all respect in Sagittarius...and I /am/ a Sagittarius...

[StreamDapple]

I'm proud to be Aquarius. :p

[bigsissy2010]

D--> Tries to describe girl without being disresectful

D--> Goes with sexy fish

[LeonBaya]

D-> Oh my

[12345wery]

why does eridan do this?

[xXVanillanavilXx]

lol im a Aquarius and i still watch/laugh at this :D

[kippehkun]

I will never stop hearing this song as 'Sexy fish' now...

[TheFirstHinotoriFan]

@kippehkun XD I kept hearing "sexy fish" before I found this, lmao. X'D

[Tackington]

@kippehkun I've always heard it as " sexy fish" , what is it supposed to say?

[PlushieSurgeon]

So... Equius is a gay fish?

[sukoXUryuu]

@PlushieSurgeon Depends on if he likes fish sticks. =u=

[TigerPimp666]

Da Ass and i need a towel

[FoxItgirl]

I just realized that he isn't actually saying Sexy Fish in the song...

Now I'm sad :c

[GhostlyBlackIce]

@FoxItgirl Same :C

[Winkstine]

Eridan.

I am fishappoint in you, patron troll.

[theMoporter]

D-> Dayum girl

[NitrogenMiracle]

Wait.....I'm a Saggitarius.

....I'M NOT INTO FISH, BRO.

[irishrose86]

I like how at 0:21 there is definitely the shape of a penis in 'Eridan's' hair. Intentional? Wwhy not.

[Kiba63]

-DIEING-

[PokeyMeansBusiness]

I thought this was going to be about Feferi.

Then I saw an Eridan transexual.

deadboner.pdf

[GhostlyBlackIce]

I NEED A TOWEL ;

[theMoporter]

DAYUM GIRL

[97kevinhuanle]

Damn who's a sexy fish!?!?

[Innalheid]

im so shipping those two now.

[lonewolfpup100]

lol!!!!!wait im an aquarius does that mean im sexy XD lol