CLIPPY MUST DIE!!!

[justine094]

I MISS CLIPPY !! :'(

'Although you're so annoying' =)

[smarterthananyone]

Absolutely the funniest thing I've ever heard on Wait Wait.... and there are a LOT of great funny moments. Have I got all the references right? "Geez there are a lot of trees.." from Miller's Crossing. "What is that, Canoli" from the Godfather. "What is that, a baseball bat" and "looks like you're digging a grave" from Casino?

[mickyd110011]

@supertanno no, i like the office assistant. im still using office 2000.

[supertanno]

Am I the only one in this world who actually likes clippy?

[TheNalyd22]

@supertanno I <3 CLIPPY, HE'S AWESOME! HE CAN DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS IF YOU ANIMATE HIM!!!!!

[MrsClippit]

Having a laugh at my poor Clippy's expense? Sad.. Meanwhile, Clippy is working his poor little metal butt off doing odd jobs just to keep food on the table and the mortgage paid! 

[FuckingClippy]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I DON'T EVEN-

[Gladosisdahbest]

@FuckingClippy There trying to kill you!!! KILL THEM

[geoprism930]

To this day, this is still my favorite bit of any Wait Wait show, ever. Absolutely hilarious.

[imjustsayin77]

if you type chuck norris the paper clip hangs himself =(

[AlphaFirefly]

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[Kandycat1]

"It looks like you are trying to break into your PC and bend me out of shape. Is this for murderous purposes or just because you're happy to see me?"

[juicyXD]

Is that Adam? I think the other two panelists are Paula Poundstone and Paul Provenza. One of my favorite moments was when Adam ran with a story about a couple who tried to rob a Linens n' Things store but was unsuccessful because the girlfriend ... dropped her duck. Funniest thing ever!

[MacRaeWarrior]

Yuck, NPR.

[sharpbrick1]

@MacRaeWarrior sorry lol

[Xalien2002]

I Love Clippy!

[RockNRollRanter]

"Is that a business grave or a personal grave?" XD

Stupid overly happy paper clip!!

[laurieheartsdcx]

I love this show. I subscribe to the podcast on iTunes. This is SOOOO funny, and true. I HATED "Clippy" to an absurd extent lol. Thanks for sharing this.

[Cr1ptlord]

I love clippy x)

[KieferSkunk]

"It looks like you're trying to dig a grave! Is this a business grave or a personal grave?" =)

[cartman854]

I have this episode on a podcast

[Mcoov]

@cartman854 Can I have it?

[STARTREK74656]

From the Clippy article in Wikipedia:

"The program was widely reviled among users as intrusive and annoying, AND WAS CRITICIZED EVEN WITHIN MICROSOFT"

Looks like Bill Gates' criticism note actually existed!

XD

[sharpbrick1]

ya lol :D

[OperaNerd1986]

I loved all the pictures of Clippy, especially, "Looks like you're committing suicide." Did you make those yourself?

[dontstealmyhat]

This is the funniest moment on Wait wait ever! I was listening to it in bed and when I heard "CLIPPY MUST DIE!!" I burst out laughing.

[sharpbrick1]

same glad you liked it! :D

[20SpiderPig10]

what is that? canoli?

do you want to learn to play baseball?

is this a business grave or a personal grave?

XD

[sharpbrick1]

good lines aren't they :)

[20SpiderPig10]

very much so :)

[Dragnf1y]

Sorry if you've heard this already but, you spelled piece incorrectly.

[sharpbrick1]

i cant find it where is it?

[Dragnf1y]

At the end.

[sharpbrick1]

oh thx

[joelchua]

Adam Felber rawks!

[sharpbrick1]

yes he does :D

[videoaccountforcat]

Oh, thank GOODNESS you posted this! Couldn't find it on my podcasts, had almost reached the end of my rope, and then found this! This is my all-time favorite segment from Wait Wait - I had to pull my car over the first time I heard it because I was laughing so hard I couldn't see.

[sharpbrick1]

i was going to sleep the first time i heard it and it was 11pm and i woke every one up i was laughing so hard :D well im glad you like it

[jbuhls]

i almost died from laughter when i heard this. thx for posting.

[20SpiderPig10]

I LOVE Wait Wait...and this made me laugh so hard I cried!

[sharpbrick1]

same that is y i posted it :)

[20SpiderPig10]

I like the pics in the slideshow too...they are totally true!! :D

[charyasha]

me too

[dfdfgfdfdg]

lol