Stephen Merchant - Maths

[Sylar03]

If I listen to this while doing something else, my mind imagines Wheatley saying this.

[Leah22234]

"who wants to suck my cock AND lick my balls?"

me (girl): ME!!!!!!!!

friend (guy): 0.o

me (girl): I mean umm... MEOW! *turns off computer and slowly walks away.

True Story

[FleetingMoon123]

Oi oi! It's the Venerator!!

[ParanoidToaster]

"Who wants to suck my cock AND lick my balls?"

*raises hand

[tabihennalovesyou]

Chell must of been one of those 14 people who like apples.

[xenonfear]

not one laugh

[Sonoko29]

Is there anyone who has to use Venn diagrams on a daily basis?

[meloveoasis]

@Sonoko29 Statisticians.

[epiclemonsFTW]

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GET ALONG! It absolutely does not matter when or how you became a fan!

[MsGera1994]

i'm learning english but i can't understand when americans speak :(

[firecracker591]

amzing one !!!

[BluSpykz]

"The Fucking Office" ? Sounds like my type of program.

[Skoshtwo]

Sick of people saying "this guy" and "Wheatley" . Well, gentlemen, "this guy" wrote the fucking Office and Extras and Life's Too Short! Ignorant..

[chavedappelle]

@Skoshtwo What the hell is Wheatley?

[Skoshtwo]

@chavedappelle He gave voice to a funny robot guy we gamers find really amusing. I mean, I liked Wheatley, but I realized it was Merchant the second he spoke. In case you're interested, the name of the game is Portal 2. I'm sure you can find a Wheatley video here on youtube without too much effort...

[therealplease]

Funny.... this guy kinda sounds like Wheatley.... hmm

[emie2s]

@therealplease he's Wheatley ;))

[mysticmarespice]

@therealplease He's Wheatley's voice actor ^-^

[ass640]

Good job by merchant, stand ups a risky business for tv comedians, but to be honest tall freaks are funny to look at.

[Sunbun97]

Oh god... Close your eyes and imagine Wheatley saying this. Was already hilarious but that just makes it twenty times better. XD

[doza2112]

@Sunbun97 you're a cunt

[58lions]

@doza2112 Whoa. Overreacting, much? Either that or fail troll is fail.

[solid0celot]

Step 1: close your eyes.

Step 2: Let you imagination go.

You now see Wheatley doing stand up comedy

[iamthegreatest2006]

@solid0celot Fuck off and die. Cunt.

[TheSkrillexKiller]

@solid0celot I did this, but it began to become creepy once he started asking who wants to suck his balls.

[Riiggerzz]

@solid0celot No, I imagine Stephen Merchant doing stand-up comedy.

[CsRBeast]

Karl should do standup comedy...and by that i mean a lecture

[Song4Alex]

not funny at all

[nejtilsvampe]

that was really un-funny..

[TheGoshDarnBatman8]

@nejtilsvampe Alrighty then, mate, let's see your stand-up routine.

[nejtilsvampe]

@TheGoshDarnBatman8 oh fuck off.. that tactic is so fascist. Just because I don't do stand-up for a living, does not mean that I don't have the abillity to compare comedians with other comedians.

[TheGoshDarnBatman8]

@nejtilsvampe Here's a suggestion- don't watch it. Simple as that. Good day (that wasn't sarcastic, seriously, have a good day).

[BaubleRob]

The first time I had to use Pythagoras for my genuine real-life job I felt like I had cheated the system.

[happytime11]

the VENNERATOR!

[Tboi2206]

never knew he did stand up

[TheJAnkers97]

@Smokemalboro yeah :D

[Smokemalboro]

is he wheatley??

[prazzomoto]

@Smokemalboro no, the merchant should always be remembered as darren lamb!

[MarvinForever42]

John Venn vs. MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE

[MarvinForever42]

This comedian is NOT A MORON

[LemonZeppelin]

Reminds me of Russell Howard, for some reason.

[TheLiberalKnight]

@LemonZeppelin Howard has nothing on Merchant. Howard is not funny.

[psychobollox]

@LemonZeppelin

bristol accent?

[WhackoJackoFTW]

"Let There Be light, thats, God, Im quoting God there." Thumbs up if you know where thats fromxD

[TheGoshDarnBatman8]

Guys. I'm in love.

[theovidgen]

great joke that one

[FlipAndLand]

A lot of people are often surprised that he's funny. They don't realize that he wrote half of the material that is in the office and extras. It wasn't all Ricky.

[MrTimmyCahill]

Make sure it's a right angled triangle

[ApeloFellow]

after i watched steven merchant live, every other stand up comedian seems a bore.

[Madiigo]

I think Steve is more of an Actor than a Stand-Up Comedian, but Gosh, I LOVE HIM NONE THE LESS!

[jim191185]

@Madiigo i think he should do more stand up. i loved this dvd. didnt think itd be half as funny as it was.

[Madiigo]

@jim191185 Dont get me wrong, I do want to hear more from him. He's so awesome >-<"

[jim191185]

@Madiigo hopefully he'll do a dvd every christmas.

[daveluik]

What is Wheatley doing here?

[Chachamaru15]

go wheatley go! I mean...*cough* go stephen! xD

[MarvinForever42]

@Chachamaru15 Wheatley is the ONLY reason I watched this video! xD

[ilovemysambas]

piss poor

[pa2pb2]

this is shite

[ivorbigonee]

not very funny merchant. keep to writing tv shows bar lifes too short which was a little bit shite

[adrianzietara]

WHEATLEY!!!!!!



[tak3808]

He's got the most demented smile of all time. Seriously, it scares me.

[AceAttorny]

Now put your brain in a core!

[lolitaorwell]

he's really scary on stage omg

[MrSkinnyWhale]

HOLY SHIT ON A STICK! I didn't know Steve did stand up!

[RandomJayne]

Oooh exploitable ending is exploitable.

[Nightcat99]

Oh my God someone please make a video with Wheatley and the sound from 2:01 to 2:09 ! That would be hilarious

[terraniux19]

1:28 Fuck off!!!

[hamsterdam92]

I can only picture Wheatley's animations when he talks.

[terraniux19]

Steve, don't be nervous. Relax. :D

[SOADslipsURknot]

I didn't realize wheatley was a voice actor!

[CilantroHater]

I love maths, but I know what you mean. Why are those test questions always so funny? lol

[acekingie]

As an engineer I use pythagoras ALL THE TIME!!!!

[MrGamerBazer]

@acekingie ye he was on a bout the other one XD

[weezilesq]

Mechant, who are you call sad! At least my mother still don't cut my hair

[ChristopherDone]

@weezilesq MECHANT

[Mayna00]

@weezilesq It took me a minute to realize where I'd here that before.

MECHANT!!!!

[TheTraveler327]

I didn't know lil wheatley could be this dirty!

[naraicks]

how tall is that imaginary guy he's looking down on steven lol

[Jackskellington9100]

I absolutely hate math...this made me feel ever better hating it

[Bettyboop10377]

Watched this DVD 'Hello Ladies' over Crimbs v v funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FoxyPocky]

I need the DVD. xD <3

[giannieg]

Wheatley -VS- Vennarator

[RainbowFirebird]

"There's thirty people. Six of 'em love oranges.

And forty of 'em love apples!

And ten of 'em...they love BOTH!"

That math totally adds up.

[giannieg]

@RainbowFirebird Fourteen

[mickyshaun]

@RainbowFirebird he said 14

[mrBennyboyzz]

@RainbowFirebird Four, not forty

[askesl]

@RainbowFirebird fourteen*

[DakNJaxter]

LOL

[clearlogicify]

Not really a fan of Merchant, but using maths in a comedy routine takes serious balls.

[ultamatefrogmaster]

I started to think about this during an exam. Almost got kicked out becaus I started to laugh. I may have fauked but at least I had a good time!

[DarkGothGirl3212]

Wheatley xD

[zimzalabims]

Lol!!

[GoddessFunny]

Say APPLE, go on. SAY IT

[unbound1978]

@GoddessFunny As long as you don't mention potatoes GLaDOS will be ok.

[axmarronefan1]

@GoddessFunny you just jumped

[ikari2015]

@GoddessFunny

Okay, you know what? That's close enough, just hold tight.

[GoddessFunny]

@ikari2015 :D

[craigfromnewcastle]

what and this is funny?

[sshadow5001]

@craigfromnewcastle clearly don't know the importance of venn diagrams in everyday life.

[Kiwi0278]

I really hope he tours again, this one was hilarious!

[HowardWolowitzFan]

Can't wait to get this on DVD

[AartyMc]

@HowardWolowitzFan can't wait to illegally download it.