Karl Pilkington vs The Octopus

[Nipplecripple2000]

Haha I love Steves gangly attempt at swimming without his glasses at 1:00.

[ToBeQuiteHonest]

i'm studying animation but i've decided to quit after seeing this because i know i will never make anything is genius as the way steve swims at 1:00

[RemusLupo]

@ToBeQuiteHonest

dude im studying animation as well...and honestly....the last moments...his hand is cut off...u can do better.

[stalkingcat123]

karl should tour Canada

[MultiLiam5]

Ricky: You Slimey little fucking boneless wanker!!!

Steve: Are you still talking to the octopus!

Steve Merchant, fast as lightning!

[Nicolethehedgehog145]

Lol drowning steve!!

[tidalwavedave305]

Hey, James Lipton's actor is Clive Warren, haha.

[bravestchunk]

Bollocks is the best curse word. It rolls of the tongue

[GreenBrigade88]

That is one fast car! 0:00-0:02

[GreenBrigade88]

That is one fast car! 0:00 - 0:02

[AnHeadLikeAnOrange]

*Cunt of a Mollusc* Amazing.

[VirtualBoy500]

My favorite curse is probably "goddammit." It's just so succinct and simple.

[adamgrogory]

Ricky: You slimy little fucking boneless wanker.

Steven: Are you still talking to the Octopus?

Ricky: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OhhBiscuits]

Mine is shit, only because it's a funny word.

You've ballsed something up, 'shit!' You eat a bad curry, 'It tastes like shit!' Your girlfriend wakes up in the morning, 'You look like shi-'...

[Jahoovenator]

My favourite word is Cunt

[meaky]

no he's talking to the mirror

[iPhap]

Anyone else notice how Gervais is so much more likeable as a cartoon character?

[GhostWolf130]

this is my favorite Ricky Gervais moment of all fucking time!

Incidentally, that is my favorite curse word... FUCK!!

FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

I could write a rock opera using only the word fuck! XD

[MrDan2593]

I don't like how this show cuts things and puts them together. I swear the "Nob Head" and "Octupus" things were from two separate podcasts. To me that was funnier :/

[bwc3821]

One of the best exchanges between the three of them ever on this show.

[sandflapjack]

RICKY

Y U NO MORE ON HBO

[Kemonokami]

Two people are slimy little fucking boneless wankers.

[SOJOA]

@Kemonokami Yeah.....Ricky and Steve.......

[OkRoyBand]

Steve swimming is incredible

[benz0rzify]

'you slimy, little, boneless, wanker' lol

[MonkeyKing300100]

karl 1 the octopus 0

[UncleBards2]

1:43 makes me rofl everytime

[TheAkatsuki357]

James Lipton interviewing Clive Warren

[irena7777777]

Barney Rubble

[RRaeside94]

I've listened to the podcasts so many times i quoted this before i clicked it, sad? Yes. Useful skill? Yes.

[thanx4life]

The octopus disliked this.

[Carodacat]

0:59 swimming in Brazil while Steve drowns with his trunks down...

[stig954]

@cheddarbob39 lol thanks you slimey little boneless wanker!

[iamXSTEALTHZX]

can people stop quoting the best jokes it ruins, just go i like 1:15 or 0:56 etc.

[oneilexpress]

You slimy little fucking boneless wanker.

[msnkidbirdman94]

LOOOOOOOOL!!!

[stig954]

@goldannaple no shit you fucking knob head

[stig954]

@spartanses no shit you fucking knob head

[CheddarBob39]

@stig954

KNOB HEAD!!!

[TheWelshCelt]

:0)

[Paggy56447]

When Karl puts his hand to his head at 1:51 it makes a hollow sound... like his head is empty.

[MultiBudboy]

Sounds like the Sex Pistols on Bill Grundy...2011 style!

[DaveyBabey]

jesus christ this is brilliant! why have i only just seen this!

[NagemThe]

Hey look it's Clive Warren!

[OBJ2K9]

Fucking cunt of a mollusk!

[TheSquiggleface]

well you wouldnt call your nan any swear word

[caligura]

Forever searching for the source of THC's around these guys

[MrCJMC]

omg steve drowning jesus christ

[azimmer3]

where can i see rest of this episode??

[sheepeasy]

loses same impact after 30 listens but I remember laughing harder than ever before first listening to it.. highlight of season 2!

[0946218123]

YOU FUCKIN ...FUCKIN CUNT OF A MOLLUSCE

[Joshm226]

YOU FUCKIN' TWO LEGGED SHIT!

YOU FUCKIN' FUCKIN CUNT OF A HUMAN!!

YOU SLIMY LITTLE FUCKING BONELESS WANKER!!

Thats my new insult to people ^>^

[mindydrummer]

@Joshm226 stole my comment, nobhead ;)

[Sascopa]

"Well, I'd kick it.....And I'd say: KNOB 'EAD".

Spat. Tea. Everywhere.

[saintjason]

@jerkygirlx it's knobhead

[BakuMamX]

Well, I'd kick it.

Gets funnier every time.

[oOoRAPT0RoOo]

Well, its to late know isn't it,

So I would kick it,

And call it a knob head !

lmao

[MrJammy333]

omg im crying and im litrally about to piss my pants i cant stop laughing, im not even joking, im gona fucking die!

[Frequency404]

Is Ricky Gervais related to Barney Rubble?

[tobybrown1988]

@jerkygirlx knob is slang for penis in the uk i.e knobhead

[Kawiia17]

1:32 something about Ricky swearing at an octopus underwater while raising his fists angrily makes me all giddy for some reason.

[clfxful]

it's one word

[clfxful]

we just don't pronounce the 'h'

[clfxful]

knobhead isn't just a british thing

[yuriynyr]

Are you still talking to the octopus? lmao

[concam28]

lol steve swimming

[Kemonokami]

Best. Verbal head-kicking. Ever.

[RobElJefe]

"you fucking 8 legged shit...you...you...you....fuck­ing, fucking cunt of a mollusk" "You slimy little fucking boneless wanker" xD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA

[KrytenMark]

@RobElJefe "Are you still talking to the octopus?" XD

[jesmes94]

well id kick it... and say 'knobhead'

[MrJackAVFC]

Ricky absolutely kills it on this!!! LOVE IT

[Irunia427]

I was laughing even harder than Ricky when Steve said his line at the end ^-^

[jesmes94]

IMPROV

[xOzbek]

karl pilkington is a legend.

[rjumoorty]

it is knobhead

[spartanses]

Knobhead, or Nobhead. Its british slang. the nob is the dick. head is the head. just like saying dickhead

[lagundafire]

Cunt of a mollusc!

[LiamCrowley1990]

YOU FUCKING CUNT OF A MOLLUSC! Absolutely died first time I heard him say that haha.

[EllenRebecca3]

I never get tired of watching these three! X-D

[conorscott101]

knob means dick here in the uk

[casper200405]

Yes, Stephen Merchant is not a good swimmer.

[Manutdjake07]

Check out my only vid! " Brother loves his sister! " :D

[jerkygirlx]

knobbad what is that?

[AndyPepRock]

@jerkygirlx Haha, it's a British thing, also known as a Dickhead. As in a penis attached to your head.

[jerkygirlx]

@AndyPepRock got it thoug hi felll a little insulted when you explained more though i doubt you ment to be rude but what im kinda jeulo of is that british people and get away with saying bad stuff and not bleep it out you know what i mean

[Mrster]

@AndyPepRock

Pretty sure it's knob head? :P

[GameSoundEffects]

@AndyPepRock acctually it's KnobHead

[Ethrock]

@AndyPepRock To clarify even further, Knobbad is Knob Head. =P

[FakeandGay55]

@AndyPepRock like 'bellend'

[CounterNerd]

@jerkygirlx

Knobhead, although because of his british accent it kinda sounds like knobbad

[LonesomePine369]

@jerkygirlx Knobhead

[mashovie]

@jerkygirlx knobhead. knob head

[HIPERION00]

@jerkygirlx...haha its 'knobhead'....kinda british version\word for 'dickhead'....

[kvbrock82]

@jerkygirlx Knobhead

[kvbrock82]

@jerkygirlx oh sorry didnt noticed they've replied already

[KieRanRanaRan]

@jerkygirlx Knob Head

[astonmartiniho]

@jerkygirlx It's Knob head basically but most of us in Manchester pronounce it differently :)

[Thebloke17]

@jerkygirlx its actually a knobhead :)

[GoldAnnaple]

@jerkygirlx

Knobhead. Not knob bad. XD

[jerkygirlx]

@jerkygirlx someone has respond telling me it means dick head so thanks for all the explainions

[jimmyzo3o]

@jerkygirlx It's knob 'ed... short for knob head. Pretty much the British way of saying dick head (knob = penis), as AndyPepRock said.

[jerkygirlx]

@jerkygirlx i want tooo thank eveyone for telling me i know now what it mean thanks again

[utdfortreble]

@jerkygirlx knobhead = person with a genetic disorder which leads to the head also being a penis.

[manaphy11911]

@jerkygirlx dont you mean knobhead lol. we brits use it all the time its just an epic word

[DiegoTheJackal]

@jerkygirlx knob head is...o wait 80 people already explained it. nvm

[Rmg12]

@jerkygirlx knob 'ed

[seethroughskin]

@jerkygirlx It's 'Knob Head'. Knob = Penis ... it's the British equivalent of 'Dickhead'.

[0946218123]

@jerkygirlx its not knobbad its knob head as in knob=penis and head as in head its a british thing its one of those insults that u just say to some one if your annoyed with them not really angry

[theXXaftermath]

@jerkygirlx It's knobhead

[MrPoundNote]

@jerkygirlx Knob head= Dick head.

[kitahsushi]

@jerkygirlx it's knobhead

[Zinnober]

@jerkygirlx Knobhead = dickhead.

[92Phaywood]

@jerkygirlx The actual phrase is 'knob head'. It's just karl's accent that makes it sound different. but yeah, british thing :D

[bexpanda1]

@jerkygirlx he's saying nobhead (like dickhead) but we pronounce it "nob 'ed"

[TheDoctor8007]

@jerkygirlx Its "knobhead" lol

[FranBMan22]

@jerkygirlx knob head.

[darkcowboyhero]

@jerkygirlx It's Knobhead

As in dickhead

[kyleB061]

@jerkygirlx and btw its knobhead!:D

[crimplemania]

@jerkygirlx Knob-head

[tomelliott9]

@jerkygirlx its "nob head"...are you retarded?

[bluenoseandyuk]

It's a knob-head

[Morphindel]

@jerkygirlx "nob head", or "knob head"

[Morphindel]

Thats not how i imagined his kicking it to look. I imagined him really struggling to get his foot through the water and getting no power and looking like a right little manc twat

[TheYorkshireMiners]

@jerkygirlx and its Nobhead! XD

[MrWhipification]

@jerkygirlx its knob head. dont go around calling people knob bads lmfao!

[Davidbensonxyz]

@jerkygirlx Knob Head.

[RubiixCat]

@jerkygirlx its knob head.

[HardcoreHamster33]

@jerkygirlx Its knob head! xD

[boyscyphor]

@jerkygirlx knobhead

[icosta2much]

@jerkygirlx The word is "KNOB-HEAD" - not knobbad

[ausco215]

@jerkygirlx He's saying knob head. As in a knob being a dick.

[MrSkeleton16]

@jerkygirlx It is not "knobbad" it's knobhead.

[Cristianooportugal]

wanker! ;p

[stuartthe]

I nearly died of laughter when I first saw this lmao

[hfstone]

Amazing!!! Pure genius Gervais's giggle gets me everytime and the fact karl if faced with a deadly octopus would just kick it defence and call it a knob head!!!! Genius

[KatieKetamine1]

How did you get this :o It only aired on e4 last night

I absolutely love this clip though :')



[RaydioLC]

i just relized that steve was the one who was panicing while swimming.

[deveaux77]

At 0:59, is that a reference to when Stephen Merchant was swept away by the tide in Brazil?? :P

[ladylayla12]

@deveaux77 I figured its cos he cannont swim front crawl very well.

[92Phaywood]

@deveaux77 i'm pretty sure it is yeah. Just a genreal dig at steve. HAHA

[CynderMetaKnight]

@deveaux77 when was that?

[deveaux77]

@CynderMetaKnight It was on one of the Podcasts. I think it was in season 3

[CynderMetaKnight]

@deveaux77 no i mean when did he get swept away? like proper cant swim drowning style or just a little spalshing about?

[deveaux77]

@CynderMetaKnight According to himself, he was swept away from where his mates were staying on the beach and because he wasn't wearing his glasses, he couldn't spot where they all had gone. He wasn't in any real danger

[seekoober]

Are you still talkin' to the octopus?!?

[LogicalStatements1]

Lol @ 0:11 , is that 'Clive Warren' on inside the actors studio....... :p

[AndyPepRock]

@LogicalStatements1 Yep it was, the legend that is Clive Warren has made a couple of cameo's this season, he was also the dead body on the beach during Karl and his mate's camping trip.