Giant burrowing cockroach from Queensland

[jayce0820]

is he dead now?

[laskolasko]

It's cute how you put Crawly on that race track thing. Do they emit any kind of odor?

[AngryAussie]

@laskolasko Nope

[Barbaroossa]

Well, that one doesn't fly, so it's cool. I hate the flying ones.

[KateNerom]

Have you seen men in black? Just kidding, it seems cute, I'd rather have a rhinocerous beetle though, they have more... character.

[AngryAussie]

@KateNerom There's lots of amazing creatures out there

[constantpoo2]

you are aware those things are LOADED with disease?

[AngryAussie]

@constantpoo2 Are you aware you are COMPLETELY ignorant?

[AlienEffigy]

i would fucking freak the fuck out

[AngryAussie]

@AlienEffigy She's harmless

[liltony116]

if i woke up and saw this thing it would probably be the last thing i ever saw

[AngryAussie]

@liltony116 They are friendly

[Nuclear793]

is it still alive? Because its 2011

[AngryAussie]

@Nuclear793 No

[catzpwn]

if i woke up and saw this bitch i would fucking get a hammer to squish it.

[AngryAussie]

@catzpwn She would fuck you up. Wuss.

[catzpwn]

@AngryAussie but still looks cute in a way and if you like it its not my opinion

[s7r1k30u7]

its true that its the biggest species of roaches on earth. and you don't want to let it out of its contain, because if it sneaks out an egg, your place can be infested in a month

[AngryAussie]

@s7r1k30u7 Food for thought

[mortalace22]

dude i would run and tell my parents to get the shotgun lol

[AngryAussie]

@mortalace22 Wuss

[Mephiles200108420]

Very neat! Do they come in common pet stores?

[AngryAussie]

@Mephiles200108420 You'd have to find a specialist store

[rubymanko23]

im sorry but if that was me i wouldve went straight for a can of raid in secs im 17 and im probally the cleanest boy u evr see in ur life.i hate dirty areas,bugs,stinkey friends,funky ppl sitting next to me in class.but roachs i hardly get in my house hold everybody exept my dad would catch a heartattack and soetimes he get mad at me because i be scared to kill a little baby one and the worst part about killing them is when u squish them and here all those guts come out tckh.....nightmares-.-

[AngryAussie]

@rubymanko23 Wuss

[CreepingBoNE]

We get 'em down in Victoria as well, and yes, they are the largest coackroach in the world. :B

[AngryAussie]

@CreepingBoNE Depending how you measure "largest"

[CreepingBoNE]

@AngryAussie Yeah..I suppose. P:

[BurningDesertSpirit]

Ick..... Even though I'm terrified of Cockroaches, I admit, that one looks kinda cute...

[AngryAussie]

@BurningDesertSpirit She's special

[CJXXxxUnknown]

@AngryAussie

Dad: HAH! FInally! A cockroach that cannot run!

Dad: Honey! Go get me my shoe!

Mom: Just one?

Dad: Yes! Only one, it is time for revenge!

>:D

-Roach looks up at him-

Dad: Aww.....its so.... *SQUISH* dead....

Dad: Honey? Bring me a mop...

[AngryAussie]

@CJXXxxUnknown It would be quite a mess

[CJXXxxUnknown]

@AngryAussie lol in actuallity, i wouldnt be too scared if it were a pet, if it werent, however, i would've shit my pants on-the-spot, then squish it a couple....hundred...times, and then trick my sister into cleaning it up :3

[mrseximix]

@CJXXxxUnknown lol

[musicalmike235]

If not for the six legs, it would almost look more like an animal than a bug.

[AngryAussie]

@musicalmike235 What animal is built like that?

[musicalmike235]

@AngryAussie I don't know, but looking at that thing, I don't get the urge to kill it as quick as I can like I do most bugs.

[pumitaproductions]

@AngryAussie turtle

[andydrew105]

its cute lol :)

[AngryAussie]

@andydrew105 Yes she is

[lukie117]

im from melbourne

[AngryAussie]

@lukie117 Lucky you

[Bigheadet]

these things are FAST

i spotted one and landed a 3 round wing chun chain slap with my sandals

and it wasn't there.

[AngryAussie]

@Bigheadet Ninja bugs

[BBQsaucee]

what do they eat im thinking on getting 1

[AngryAussie]

@BBQsaucee Dried gum leaves

[ghtim0133]

crikey its angry

[metinGold]

bear grylls is feeling hungry now

[AngryAussie]

@metinGold It would eat him first

[metinGold]

@AngryAussie hahahaha

[AngryAussie]

@wyatt9600 Wuss

[ghostsshAdow234]

The largest cockroach is the giant burrowing cockroach (Macropanesthia rhinoceros). This species can attain a length of 8.3 cm (3.3 in) and a weight of 36 g (1.3 oz).

[AngryAussie]

@ghostsshAdow234 "Largest" is a subjective thing -you get a different result if you mean longest or heaviest.

[Silverfurred]

FUCK. NO. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIID!!!­!!!!!

[AngryAussie]

@Silverfurred Wuss

[Silverfurred]

@AngryAussie When it comes to bugs of that size? Yes, I am a wuss. I can deal with snakes, and mice, and just about anything else OTHER than bugs. I guess that makes me a pretty big wuss huh?

[AngryAussie]

@Neydinroxs1234 She sure is

[AngryAussie]

@oskarcool12 She would crush you first

[IZrocks1000]

awesome. just.......awesome.

[AngryAussie]

@IZrocks1000 Cheers

[angelface22322]

Looks yummy!!!

[AngryAussie]

@angelface22322 I'm sure it is if you fry it up

[FearsomeEnder]

OMG its soo cute :3

[AngryAussie]

@FearsomeEnder Yes she is!

[FearsomeEnder]

@AngryAussie Where do i get one?

[AngryAussie]

@FearsomeEnder Try a specialist pet shop

[69mzjenny]

dude you nasty as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AngryAussie]

@69mzjenny Wuss

[Andre232323232332323]

is she still alive? cus i remember the first time i watched the video its so cutee :3 ( it was like 1 year and a half ago )

[AngryAussie]

@Andre232323232332323 Sadly, no

[Andre232323232332323]

@AngryAussie :O im so sorry man D:, it was beautiful ;)

[MusicIsMyDrug24]

does it fly????

[AngryAussie]

@MusicIsMyDrug24 No

[fireepookemon]

does it bite

[AngryAussie]

@fireepookemon No

[bbphnix]

@AngryAussie I don't have a cockroach pet but I found and played with beetles in my hometown, big ones; I noticed it stings when they walk on your hand; the ends of their feet are sharp; I imagine it's becuase that's how they hang on stuff (I think, although I don't really know, that it might have a cockchafer); my question is: does it feel like that when crawly walks on you? does it feel like it has tiny needles on it's feet?

by the way: why did it die? age?

[AngryAussie]

@bbphnix No idea what their natural lifespan is

[iluvuTMK]

Some random progressive commercial...

[AngryAussie]

@iluvuTMK What?

[ReachForMars]

Although I'm 19, If I woke up one of those in my bed, I would scream like a girl.

I'll have to admit, you got some balls playing with that cockroach. I would run out of my fucking house.

[AngryAussie]

@ReachForMars I would not want one in my bed

[PocketMutt]

I love how it fits perfectly on the racetrack LOL.

You should get another racetrack and another roach and make them race hahaha.

[AngryAussie]

@PocketMutt Sounds like an awesome idea

[terdilynn91]

KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AngryAussie]

@terdilynn91 It will kill you first

[Main6711]

Jesus!! you weirdo!! what the fack is wrong with you? thanks for ruining my day.

[AngryAussie]

@Main6711 Don't be such a pussy

[henke463]

Naaw! <33 I think it's so cute when it crawls in your hands, and you have to put your other hans in front of it, so he dosn't fall. :D <3

[AngryAussie]

@henke463 It is a cute pet

[GHOSTGAMER001]

I'd probably have a heart attack if I saw one of this and I'm 16

[AngryAussie]

@GHOSTGAMER001 Harden up

[keshalashay]

FOR ANYBODY WHO READS THIS PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY: but I would take that damn cockroach dip it in chocolate and eat that motherfucker. LOL

[AngryAussie]

@keshalashay I believe they are popular fried

[Gustavotenis]

how many years that monsters live?

[AngryAussie]

@Gustavotenis No idea what their usual lifespan is

[whoo689]

1:35 "Hey! What are you doing?? I've had enough of this racetrack. ...Fine, I'll walk around on it some more."

[whoo689]

The one thing that really freaks me out about even "cute" bugs like caterpillars or this cockroach is the fact that their faces, especially the eyes, are kind of creepy-looking. They're all cute and cool-looking until you see their actual faces. Guess that's why nature (or God, if he even exists) made their faces so small and their bodies much bigger. ;)

First time I saw a caterpillar's face up close on Wiki, I was like O.O

[whoo689]

Crawly: "Wow, this hand-bridge sure is long. Sure hope I don't get to the end soon and fall off."

[wemmetje1]

But will it run tetris ?? Err wait wut?

[happymapler111]

HOLY FUCKING CRAP!! THAT THING IS HUGE!!

[AngryAussie]

@happymapler111 Yes it is

[Spitfirebird]

@happymapler111 That's what she said.

[emobeyotch604]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww but i like how the guy sounds all happy when he says "Crawley!"

[AngryAussie]

@emobeyotch604 Crawly makes people happy

[emobeyotch604]

@AngryAussie for some reason i dont understand..........crawley looks cuddly. =)

[ManuMicki]

the best thing of this video is the dude's shirt. 

[AngryAussie]

@ManuMicki Glad you like it :)

[pyr0static]

That's a cool looking roach. I generally don't like roaches, but the larger ones are cool in my book since they're slow, can't fly and are generally pretty laid back.

[AngryAussie]

@pyr0static Yes, a higher class roach

[kiyotewolf]

does the cockroach get a bit of the bubbly for itself? a teeny tiny cocktail or martini glass.. ha ha

[AngryAussie]

@kiyotewolf Sounds like a good idea

[beckasha83]

Holy crap.. I would've taken a rolled up newspaper to that thing... I doubt the newspaper would've done any good.. the roach would've looked up and said, "dude, do you mind? that's annoying!"

[AngryAussie]

@beckasha83 Yes, it's best to make friends

[MasterJokoth]

DANG THAT THINGS HUGE

[AngryAussie]

@MasterJokoth Yes it is

[MasterJokoth]

@AngryAussie to bad i live in America or else id buy it

[MasterJokoth]

@AngryAussie to bad i live in America or else id buy it

[AngryAussie]

@rakestraw305002 You wouldn't stand a chance

[SamPD2]

So how is crawly doing these days?

Just curious question. Need not answer.

[AngryAussie]

@SamPD2 Dead. One of her offspring might still be alive.

[SamPD2]

@AngryAussie What a pity. So if there is, what would you name the offspring?

My suggestion would be Rose.... What? Just a suggestion, no need to use it.

[Damob47]

one giant one is kinda.... cute. but like 1000000000 giant ones is not cute

[AngryAussie]

@Damob47 Definitely not

[beejay95]

why is it when we want to walk endlessly without moving forward we need to buy a freaking treadmill and these lil' fellas only need one of us..... example: 0:10

[AngryAussie]

@beejay95 Hopefully you'll find a giant to look after you

[texaust]

Ya might not want to let Michael 'Bear' Grylls from Man vs Wild near Crawly... He might want to have Crawly with nice glass of Chianti and some fava beans...

[texaust]

Psssst.... Hey buddy... Ya ain't gonna smoke that roach are ya?

[AngryAussie]

@texaust ahhhhhh drug humour

[texaust]

@AngryAussie Yeah... and I quick smoking the stuff over 30 years ago... Whoa!

[etnies20082009]

holy crap im gonna need a bigger boot for that

[AngryAussie]

@etnies20082009 She'll here you and come get you

[beckwithpj]

IF IT WANTS TO GET OFF THE TRACK LET IT OFF THE TRACK OR ILL CALL RSPCA GF

[AngryAussie]

@beckwithpj Fuck off you moron

[IndicaEuphora]

oooooh baby! the crunch you'll get crushing those suckers with mah boot :D

....yikes and the mess too

[AngryAussie]

@IndicaEuphora They will catch your boot and then mess you up

[TheTymera]

thats awesome :D I am actually tempted to get one, maybe later on :) Would be a nice experience :)

[AngryAussie]

@TheTymera They are a great pet

[Skribblez91]

What's the power and gas mileage under the exoskeleton of that roach?

[AngryAussie]

@Skribblez91 Unlimited

[Skribblez91]

@AngryAussie Really cool pet all around buddy ^_^ are they in the pet trade in the states? that little guy looks really interesting.

[AngryAussie]

@Skribblez91 I think some specialist pet stores carry them

[11sins]

That's a turtle with hairs glued to it.

[AngryAussie]

@11sins It doesn't have hairs

[mach6911]

can i kill it?

[AngryAussie]

@mach6911 It would kill you first

[geoff1121]

ahahahah i don't think he likes the racetrack much

[AngryAussie]

@geoff1121 She loves it

[xXDarylTanXx]

Do you bathe it?

[AngryAussie]

@xXDarylTanXx No

[theawsomecosplayer]

i hate them so much the bigger they are the more i get squashy DX im resisting the urge to go to your house and step on it eww so gross D:

[AngryAussie]

@theawsomecosplayer Crawly would take you out first

[Trunkspowsword]

it looks cute :x

[AngryAussie]

@Trunkspowsword It is!

[Dimunic]

Do they bite? :S I want one myself. but I live in the usa and idk where to find one! D:

[AngryAussie]

@Dimunic You could try a specialist pet shop

[Dimunic]

@AngryAussie I tried all I find is hissing roaches and death head roaches. What kind of substrait do I need to use? I use soil for my toads Its a mix of soil from my friends backyard which is rich in nutrients, alot of it is fir, spagnum moss mix(soil).

[johnvitowilson]

ure lucky u have a big cocroach but friendly. i have thousands and small ones flyign all voer the kitchen at night we have to lock the door evrynight to prevent all of them going in our rooms they fly and bite people here :(

[AngryAussie]

@johnvitowilson The little ones suck

[vickiormindyb]

@johnvitowilson Ewwww! I'm allergic to the small ones, and I mean severely allergic.

My allergist gave me a test to see and it swelled up higher than any of the others.

[KariBabe27]

the fact that this one is a pet does make it cute....but if it made it to my house it would only be petting my shoe

[AngryAussie]

@KariBabe27 I wouldn't like a house to be overrun by them

[XOniMajoraX]

I'd still shit myself if I walked into my living room at night and turned the light on and saw this on my floor.

[AngryAussie]

@XOniMajoraX I wouldn't like that either

[rawritsfrankiie]

Omg i want one so cute!! 

[AngryAussie]

@rawritsfrankiie They are a cool pet

[ndogg20]

In America we pay upwards of $100.00 for a cockatiel,while in Australia these birds are considered agracultural threats and farmers spends about $2.00 on shot gun shells to rid them off the land.Conversely as i learned from this video, Aussies keep roaches as pets while we yanks just massacre them. One mans pet is another mans pest.

FOR SALE;Imported American pygmy roaches ,only $75.00 !

[AngryAussie]

@ndogg20 Variety is the spice of life

[troyh808]

if he is a race cockroach then his crap is nitro boost

[AngryAussie]

@troyh808 Maybe so

[lollurun]

hes like a racer car only more cool :D

[AngryAussie]

@lollurun Definitely

[521i]

... new type of treadmill

[omegatyrix]

aw crawly is sooo cute ^_^ do more vids with crawly please

[AngryAussie]

@omegatyrix Maybe one day

[commandization]

im scared of insects specially big like spiders,roaches,hornet,army ants,tarantulas

[AngryAussie]

@commandization Crawley is harmless

[killyrm34300]

if i found that thing in my shower i would shoot it with a 12 gage shot gun

[AngryAussie]

@killyrm34300 Sounds like a shortcut to a nasty accident

[vickiormindyb]

Robb said he could use that bug, to show to his neighbors. They live about 200 feet away and their domestic ruckus was reaching our, or his, house.

The guy hates insects. Robb goes "IDK why, since he's distantly related to one."

He's ready to kill this guy, but I talked him out of it.

It's rained all day at his place in NJ. I told him he wouldn't want to get wet over that guy would he.

IDK if it worked but he refrained from going out there. So far.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb It could scare people

[YumpyTrain]

@vickiormindyb "I told him he wouldn't want to get wet over that guy would he." That's what she said!