Demon Kitteh

[Satansdoll]

I LOVE MAYONNAISE

[LarryTait]

Is that the cat from Pet Sematary? D:

[PatriaFinlandia]

I think that cat is speaking Russian too.. Im not quite sure tho cuz i dont speak Russian =D

[RuskiHomie]

it justs wanna some mayonaise

[blanksightsk8er]

Tranlation: 0:03 -Hi, 0:07 - I like her, 0:11 - I will Murder all the men,... :(... 0:18 - I will Murder them. 0:23 - I LIKE MAYONNAISE. That woman through the whole video Gibberish

[ZombifreakGaming]

Does anyone else think this cat's face looks like a spider? :o

[zabukazar]

Laughing women: "Begone Demon Cat. We laugh at you and hold this Cross up so that we may banish you!"

Demon Cat: "Fool. You have to have faith for that to work on me! Now I will claim your souls and shit in your litter box!"

[ddark7]

@Penllentior - YES!

[naorable]

can u amagin waking in the middle of the night next to your door is the cat 0.0

[Prinsdam]

Suddenly, Hausu.

[LeNickoHz]

Reminds me of those midget hooded dudes from Star Wars, lol.

[dronespace]

Quick get the exorcist!

[phenomenon717]

@supertabby101 YTP WIN!!

[lunarjr]

0:23 HADOKENN!

[MrBoogiboo]

@lunarjr you mean 0:23 Heineken

[SuppDansLeHood]

Is it weird that I think this is kinda cute? :)

[noxify80]

xDDDDDDD!!!

[rlombardo1998]

0:05 WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[giantsammich]

This is what happens if you give cats too much nip.

[MrBendyStraws]

keep pressing 7, and you will hear MAYONNAISE

[titanic9268]

no my cat is from hell... we named him loki >:3

[kougasonlygirl]

LOL it's the "oh long johnson" cat now with 99.9% less soul xD

[tubbahooney]

ooooooooo yum 0:03

[LonelyWolfXD]

talking kitteh ;DDD

[EliteWolfStriker]

OH MY DOG.

[demonkillerjoe222]

SATAN! COME OUT OF DIS CAT!

[123MIURA]

Laughing at satan isn't safe. Are they still alive?

[Justinwiz]

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZZZAHHH - BWAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[silentknight2112]

lmfaooo sounds like "i fucking hate you"

[db34763]

ITS USING DEMOND LANGUAGE XD

[Grullahorse]

That is one mad kitty. What they do to it to get it THAT mad?

[RipperGand]

Satan is using the damn cat to communicate O.O

[estera388]

ты моя слсдкая!!

[xAnukisx]

In Soviet Russia... Cat eat soul for noms.

[Nozza1000]

Sold his soul for a cheezburger...

[PyrozPlayground]

You know when a cat speaks in any language unknown to man, the last thing you should say is "Awww, my sweety!" Because, as you see here, that does not make the cat any less pissed off. 0_o

Btw, the last "phrase" from the cat, I believe, was "On your knees!" LOL

[nadeeyaafiza]

His eyes scared the shit out of me!

[lexxypexxy]

ONLY IN RUSSIA.

[divinegod102]

What a hairy pussy.

[biggerflexible]

KILL IT

[9appel]

its make my.. scary ;s

[GustavoMorph22]

Give it some mayonnaise before he eats you.

[oleksijm]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[jaynek23]

effect of nuclear reactor explosion

[mckillit]

Stupid ting tong cunts how do you sleep at night knowing your cat feels that uncomfortable around you 

[rktfireeleven]

@mckillit Ting Tong? You're clearly trying to be racially discriminatory toward an Asian culture or language, but you show your ignorance in the fact that the person in the video is not speaking any Asian language at all. If you're going to be a racist at least try to know which race/ethnicity/culture/or language you're being abusive toward. Nice try.

[yamahonkawazuki]

@rktfireeleven almost sounded french to me. am not sure tho. no matter what tehy speak they are of the human race so thats all that matters Eh?

[rktfireeleven]

@rktfireeleven Or, if you're British, and you're using "ting tong" to mean stupid or silly, which I know is slang in the UK for that, then I'm sorry for assuming you were making a racial slur. I do still think that language like "cunt" isn't necessary on Youtube.

[megaoliwii]

cat sounds liek hes saying

mum

mummyyyy

mummy your yummy

no i love you yum yum

i love you xDD

[KawaiiMangaArtist]

Translation:

Cat: Mom?

Woman: What?

Cat: Alamoooooooood!!!!!!!

Woman: What are you doing in here?

Cat: Im gunna murder all of you!

Woman: lolol O Rly?

Cat: Im seriously going to murder all of you cuz i luv you!

Cat: Now get me some Balony!!!!

[espankymanny]

0:23 MAYONNAISE! 

[doubledudes1]

@espankymanny it sounded like ii looovee mayonnaaayysseeeee~

[theunholycrown666]

@espankymanny Hahahahahahahahaha never noticed til you mentioned it.

[dapigistalkin]

@espankymanny its good for you!

[BlackCatLP]

It's an Ewok!

[flarekary]

LOL it is making voodoo

[musicman208]

fake and gay.

[Chaos5701]

@musicman208 no i saw a cat with one red eye and one orange eye at an animal center once its real

[dragondevel5]

@musicman208 fail troll fail

[WoofMichelle]

I used to think MY cat was Satan incarnate.

I stand corrected.

.___.

[Kyuubi1161]

ROFLMFAO

[phoenixar]

quick! exorcise dat kitteh with a holi cheezburger!

[mbofny]

OMG LOL!!!!

[BlueSeez]

damn those eyes are so red

[Darkmynkee]

aw thats cute :3

[kiyotewolf]

hold the xxxx camera steady you dolt..

[SilverBluefusion]

I think he is saying, "whats happening?"

[BayviewFinch]

The poor thing's just asking for a cheezburger, and they're laughing.

[akaGk]

russian cats ftw!

[Nightfox00rougehero]

0_0 thats actually a bit scary.

[XGCOwnt]

ANIMAL ABUSE

[Kittani1977]

Translation: Get that camera outta my face you nuttty broad....

[EliteDoomer]

Oh long johnson, all the long long day.

Reminds me of that clip.

[ryuman757]

Hi, I am wilford brimley, and I have gygas

[PyetroJunior]

Funny!!!

/watch?v=p4ZStWDrSKE

[justjayok1]

It's the demon spawn of "Oh Long Johnson"!

[Daxter67310]

@justjayok1 XD, Yeah!

[bfmb79]

@justjayok1 LOL Ur probably right

[SNIPERGUY9294]

Pop tart for your soul?

[Psylicium]

Rubber Johnny!

[XxxADDMExxX]

That cat is an absolute angel.

[ClarifyEht]

He makes a valid point.

[tokiohotel9589]

when the hell did my aunts boyfriend get on youtube!!???

[elfricko]

can i haz zoulz plzzzz

[TheClaymationKing]

11,000th viewer

[zuckergut]

русские кошки опасны

[Pellentior]

Oh long johnson

[Puggy8D]

@vinzfoolingaround References Ftw.

[LegoBatBoy]

EWOK KITTEH!!!!!!!!! can haz yur sole

[MonoYuki]

I was planning on sleeping tonight but whatever.

[SadieMiss]

I do not like this vid.

The cats eyes are red from a reflection, my cats eyes sometimes reflect bright glassy blue or yellow.. It's different for different cats.

What bothers me is the state of distress that the cat was in. It was obviously upset.

[Quadunit404]

I tried seeing what my cat would do if I played the audio without any headphones on (I had a pair of 'em on before)

She got up, looked at me with a rather disinterested look on her face and went back to sleep. Normally she'd go around the house looking for the source of the cat sounds.

[imavegetalover]

HOLY CRAP SOUNDS LIKE THE CAT IS REPEATING WHAT THERE SAYING OH GOD!!!!

[NiKorATo]

we're all doomed...

[T0n3hFTW]

THE SOW IS MINE FATHER KARRIS

[QueenOfLogic]

rotfpmplmao

[DiscoveringDiva]

Some one woke up on the wrong side of the litter box.

[SektorCyraxSpeedy]

Creep Kitten

[giantsammich]

This is what happens if you give your cat some nip.

[DrOrphious79]

Creeeeepy cat!

[FoxyMamaRox]

*covers eyes* O_O Oh GOD.

[ayoama]

Possessed kitteh is speaking in Aramaic

[kaleenmar]

cat: ayooow nii

fatgirl:dol yi

cat: hold on yaww yaww yaww yaww ni

(fuck i hate translating)

[kreeaytor]

holy crap it IS a demon kitteh!! hes even makin demon kitteh sounds...............maybe theys gunna take ova. we have to thwart them with KITTEH TUMMY RUBS!!!

[rebeccaannhay]

omg its so cute

*rah rah rah rah*

[BriannaBlog]

HE'S GONNA FIRE HIS LAZAHHHH

[shoppersgirlforever]

I haven't been able to watch any of the channels videos for days. I can hear sound (sometimes) but there's never any picture. Only channel I'm having problems with.

[TechHunter16]

@Jebrone i do... Yeah, I thought this looked familiar XD

[spideyninja]

I can has your soul you mortal!

[MisterEpicFailer]

Push 7 and the devil will say hello!

[Gropings]

This was on RWJ a few weeks ago.

[Jebrone]

@Gropings who gives a fucking shit

[AshLionHeart]

WATCH OUT FOR DEM LAZOR EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!

[UberMan5000]

They must be Russian, because they find that their cat is a creature of Hell to be just so cute.

[WampireDj]

KILL IT WITH FIRE !

[spankymcjim]

In soviet russia.... Cats have humans as pets.

[darroni123]

@spankymcjim How kinky...

[ListenToProphetSix]

@spankymcjim in soviet russia...road forks you!

[biggerflexible]

@spankymcjim There is no Soviet Russia, let me paypal you a dollar so you can buy a newspaper.

[spankymcjim]

@biggerflexible I'll paypal your mum a dollar so she can suck my salty balls.

[biggerflexible]

@biggerflexible Sounds like a plan, where's the money?

[svekisrbija]

@biggerflexible Haha, owned. :)

[AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH]

all cats from Russia are like that :)

[TheCuteKsenia]

@AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH nope :3.

[biggerflexible]

@AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH HAHAHA your life :(.

[AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH]

@biggerflexible ya znahyoo malenkahya slava po-ruskie. i love Russia! :)

[biggerflexible]

@AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH Ti takAya chustvItel'nay, I love Russia too, but there is no SOVIET Russia anymore lol.

[AcIdCaShSoCiOpAtH]

@biggerflexible too bad the Soviet jokes are alive and well, kinda :[

[black4pienus]

this makes me think of the "long johnson" video! sounds almost like words! lol

[OrganicStuff1]

its lucifur

[TheKiraDood5]

ZUUL!

[snarf66]

Looks like an Ewok.

[black4pienus]

@snarf66 it does! lol!

[cheese89145]

Looks like someones on their period -.-

[black4pienus]

@cheese89145 yeah, that's how I sound when I'm having my period.... lol!

[cuschtim5]

great news guys, exorcism just kicked in!!

[RuskiHomie]

obviously photoshop

[WinryRockbell2208XD]

@RuskiHomie sorry it's not photoshop the camera flashes in her eyes and  reflects , make this red colour in her eyes like a demon

[dolphfreak]

@RuskiHomie Photoshop is for images.

[RuskiHomie]

@dolphfreak

its clearly photoshop u just cant see it

[GreenSLiTran]

@RuskiHomie Lol.

Then how is it clearly photoshop?

besides, it would be easier to do it in after effects or premiere.

[GamerGER]

does it say i love you? on 0:21

[Tr1pTr0p]

This is not animal abuse, this is owner abuse.

[crookedspook09]

Nice EYES !!! ;)

[LondonChick222]

wtf did you do to your cat to scare him so bad

[lolasims123]

wtf. X_x

[AmrddH]

whaaaaa thaaaww faaaaaawwww

[dietfreeman42718]

Souls.....I can haz them?

[tlarn]

It's speaking in tongues!

[DjMaxi005]

"Your mother is sucking cocks in hell" }:->

[TheKaleidoscopian]

Whoa, freaky... Someone should tell that cat that 'Clear-Eyes is awesome...'

;p ~noirgwio

[Michael00189]

Pissed cat is pissed

[jazzyjef777]

is it just me or does this cat look like and ewok

[lwe81]

haha. i played this video n my dog started barking!

[puppykittymix]

mean

[steveo6001]

GSY

[Xserozon]

QUICK! READ PSALMS 21 AND DON'T STOP!

[risrange09]

lmao! what made this cat so angry? is someone wearin a mask that it doesn't like or something? is it the camera? dang he/she's mad!

[tylord97]

wow Ewok much?

[diogovn]

He looks and talks like a Ewok!

[eeilrahc]

Must be Linda Blair's cat.

[AphoticOndy]

@eeilrahc lol! xD

[InSaneStardust]

HE'S ONLY TRYING TO WARN YOU ABOUT THE DANGERS OF DIABEETUS!

[soikai]

@InSaneStardust Between this comment and this video I've never laughed so hard! I'm dying!

[TheStrokesChick]

That's funny, it sounds like they're talking the same language...

[cloud50006]

@TheStrokesChick I think it's Russian xP

[TheStrokesChick]

@cloud50006

Ahh ha ha! XD

[toboe1994]

reminds me of the little dragon from scooby doo and the grimm school ((or watever its called))

[vengefulvenus]

I don't think kitty liked his dinner.