Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 19 - Nosy Neighbor

[ryutaro2104]

these shud end with a Ba Dum Tss!

[MegaGoinpostal]

he catches chickens with chicken wire, ducks with duck tape, and now he has pussy willows, What you think hes gonna catch next <_< so guy goes to get his hat cause hes coming with him.

[chelsssslovee]

i don't get it , what does a hat have to do with anything . . ?

[kennykefell]

6 and I Gregg this

[fuegosess]

I'm 12 and this is funny

[mrmasterchris9]

im 9 and i get this

[rockudede]

im 12 and i get it

[megahylian72]

Eli Chicken, such a rare specimen

[TheCALLofAwesome]

there were ten ducks...

[funnydude415]

He got a cat....

[jdfsdf1]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[CamBen24]

i get everything except why he went for a hat. i thought you were supposed to take it off w/ the pussy...?

[TurtleBlastingOG]

sure enough, they came back with 17 cats

[ilovelink27]

only ten ducks......



[PhatF2p]

pussy = cats ... no , it means vagina

pussywillow

prefix = pussy = vagina

[MrSickphear]

it's Duct tape, not duck tape

[zaraminty1]

the dude is gonna gets some pussy

[secretlifejunkie08]

idk why i found this so hilarious.

[nachoandfries]

@GrrrlinStilettos you are probably 13.

[WarChild2933]

he is only gonna end up with cats...

[dahl86]

If you dont get it your to young...

[TrollingPatrolling]

966,966 views !!!!

[outlawriku]

0:01



[Iambenjoz]

LOL.

[RickyShadow324]

@Jockergameplays da guy got chickenwires and got chicken da next day he hit duck tape and got ducks da next day he got pussywillows so he's gonna girls

[ehsanraza58]

@RickyShadow324 or maybe cats. pussy cats

[Jockergameplays]

i dont get it

[ratsxdekan973]

lmaoo ohh shit



[Mrandreidani]

thumbs up if you noticed there are only 10 ducks,not 12

[zooli9]

IIIII don't get it...

[FilmParodys]

DUCT tape -.-

[kononenkogal123]

@FilmParodys but it sounds just like duck* :)

[mizshoppah]

a blond walks into an electronic store and says to the manager "i would like to buy this tv", the manager then replies "sorry, but we don't sell stuff to blonds" so the blond leaves, dyes her hair orange, and comes back the next day, and again, says to the manager, "i would like 2 buy this tv" and again, the manager replies "we dont sell stuff to blonds", and the blond goes, "but how did u know i am blond"? "i dyed my hair orange" and the manager goes, "because, thats not a tv, its a toaster"

[SummeRSunliqht]

Did any one else think those Chickens Look like Angry Birds? lol

[therealvyperx]

a guy says to a women...youre left leg means Christmas and the right leg means Easter..i want to visit you between the holidays

[NightmareSpriter]

Eli Chickens FTW

[hanatro]

And sure enough,they came home with 24 cats yowling behind them

[SuperRina99]

@hanatro you moron

[VirtualyInsane]

Eli's voice makes me feel like I'm suffocating

[thexlalax]

:))

[sarabernie95]

The chickens look like Eli ! LOL!

[JudgeMagisterJonda]

and they come back with cats

[nICEst12345]

I love how you all have to explain it to each other :D

[benry200]

its DUCT tape but sitll this is so fucking helarious

[sizzle9000]

@benry200 Actually, it can technically be either one. Look it up OMG Facts.

[freedommarch269]

@Plur9 it's a reference to tag along. They have pussy willow, which is a reference to the vagina.

[Plur9]

I didnt understand the hat part...

[sizzle9000]

@Plur9 The hat part is irrelevant. It could be "Let me get my jacket/coat/sunglasses!" It's all supposed to suggest that he wants to join the guy because he has pussy willow. The guy's been successful in catching ducks with duct tape and chicken with chicken wire, so the other guy figures that he'll be successful in getting some pussy with the pussy willow. Pussy, being slang for vagina.

[baragon4N20]

@sizzle9000 you explained that dirty joke so sophisticatedly Lol

[sizzle9000]

@baragon4N20 Thanks. If you want, you can come to my place, and I can explain dirty jokes sophisticatedly to you all night, baby, if you know what I mean.

[baragon4N20]

@sizzle9000 You and me baby aint nothing but mamals.

So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

[sizzle9000]

@baragon4N20 You mean having our relationship stalked 24/7 by weird men accompanied by multiple video cameras? Hmm, let me think about it... NO! Honey, I'm not looking to catch a predator.

[baragon4N20]

@sizzle9000 i...I guess this is goodbye..

[sizzle9000]

@baragon4N20 You guess? Well, I KNOW it's goodbye, boo. See ya.

[MyAssOnFlames]

This voice actor should be fired or something

[MrBeatlesfan41]

The chickens look like Angry Birds!

[luvs2spoonge]

ELI CHICKENS

[superstandardman]

HA that was clever

[sam12xx]

the chickens look like eli. js

[TalkingAsses]

They come back with Shemales

[Bowin99]

they had sex 

[HeartofWolf100]

No they come back with cats

[guyoftheshy]

they come back with girls

[ajinkya120]

where the joke?

[WiLLEDprototype]

@ajinkya120 You are slow

[ajinkya120]

@WiLLEDprototype i get it but it's just not funny !

[iSour101]

its funny beccouse i dont get it

[WiLLEDprototype]

@iSour101 You are slow

[iSour101]

@WiLLEDprototype

1. all i need is an explenation

2. i dont care watcha say

3. shot up

[WiLLEDprototype]

@iSour101

1. "Pussy willow" he comes back with anything that sounds similar to the object. Aka "pussy" getting girls

2. Learn to spell

3. I'm 14 and I got this at the first time I saw this.

[1peterkim123]

@WiLLEDprototype I-I'm twelve..

Goddammit i got it.

[idaretomess]

@WiLLEDprototype What have you been watching on TV? They don't teach that shit on Pokemon!

[iSour101]

@iSour101 did i ask for a hate comment no now lay off me man-_-

[izvebad]

Lol i thought he was going to have a hoe at the end..

[yoooooman11]

@izvebad rofl

[donkylalex]

eli is da chickens

[MrSonic5]

Eli is the chickens

[MasterPianz]

this is the only episode where eli isnt in the joke

[drakoon476]

@MasterPianz hes the chickens

[ha10rulz]

lol

[Sk8boardr20]

"Watch my jokes in H Definition" Lol :P

[dizzyarcher01]

i am confused as to why he needs a hat. he wants his hat because he wants to go with him?

[elodionocesa]

@dizzyarcher01 he wants pussy

[dizzyarcher01]

@elodionocesa doesnt everyone? :P

[friggincheeze]

that would be funny if there were 69 dislikes

[0123mala]

Angry Birds !!!!!

[MahajiHaji]

Eli is chickens :u

[TheAntvark]

they come back 12 women

[SithLord908]

@AmnicGaming meaning he wants to go to get some pussy

[superawesomeprinces1]

the funny thing is my real name is eli no joke

[whatthedeuce1000]

my hat???????????????

[1020Shane]

its funny cause hes balding and bald people wear hats

[SonOfjackass94]

Hey you, stop looking at the comments while the video buffers

[nicnotnick]

@SonOfjackass94 my computer isnt a slow ass like yours

[qwewy1]

I thought he was gna say hoe

[OrbBlueCitizen]

A wife is helping her husband with his computer. He decides to have it password protected and has the password 'mypenis'. His wife falls off the chair in histerics, tears are rolling down her cheeks and her face goes red when the computer replies, 'Password rejected, not long enough.' LMFAO

[apeface1990]

@OrbBlueCitizen Old.

[XxXxShAdOwS90xXxX]

@apeface1990 so is ur mother :P (no offense i just had to say it)

[apeface1990]

@XxXxShAdOwS90xXxX Eh, I probably had it coming haha

[EatDaPoo123]

@OrbBlueCitizen facebook much !

[sxyrblktty]

@EatDaPoo123 right! LMFAO!!!!

[TrainerJaz31497]

@OrbBlueCitizen Okay you had me but then you laughed t your own joke. That's lame and ruins it.

[OrbBlueCitizen]

@TrainerJaz31497 Since when is laughing at your own joke bad? The great comidians do it so why cant I?

[TrainerJaz31497]

@OrbBlueCitizen Yes but that's when they're in front of an audience and they're laughing with them. Unlike the situation you're in where the only people maybe possibly laughing are the one's who see your comment.

[OrbBlueCitizen]

@TrainerJaz31497 So then just think of it as a virtual stage for comedians.

[Lightn0x]

One of the best

[RexDeusum]

I laughed so hard at H definition it was so unexpected lol

[ell1oh1vee1ee]

at 0:15, 0:37 and 1:03, you can obviously see the water is coming from no where.

[16supercute]

i so dont get these effin jokes =.=

[gothwannabe037]

@16supercute CHICKEN wire caught chickens.

DUCK tape caught ducks.

Now, he has pussy willow

[16supercute]

@gothwannabe037 xD no wonder the guy decided to come along =)

[pantballboy1]

toyota moving forward even when your foot is on the brake

[PunchingKitty]

Eli is the Chickens

[SuperBlakerz]

the chickens are eli

[deathbyplutonium]

watch in H definition

[asgafrat]

@deathbyplutonium no

[deathbyplutonium]

@asgafrat why not? eli said so!

[MrErki1234]

i get it xD

[jojz4555]

Ur missing 20

[gothwannabe037]

@jojz4555 No, just look in the related videos

[StaceyNicoleee]

He walks down the street with a bottle of baby oil ;)

[schweij]

Eli is the chickens!!

[drakoon476]

i thought he would catch roosters with cock block

[jaybyrd7382]

there are only 10 ducks lol

[horses216]

@jaybyrd7382 and 6 chickens

[abelball23]

I'd click like but there'sthe perfect amount of likes haha

[MrTwobad4u]

chickens r eli

[natstar27]

he seems to get animals everytime so be funny if he got cats instead of pussy

[Darksideofsgtpeppers]

i could watch thease all fucking day lol

[GYPSYRECORDS2]

@Darksideofsgtpeppers i no rite lmao

[WolfReflectionz]

My dad told me this when I was 12

[linkinlogs15]

this is one of my fav jokes

[jgonz185]

H Definition

[jichelle123]

One day the husband and wife set up a new password for thr computer. The husband typed "penis" but the computer said too short lmao

[ChRIs23696]

i like how he caught "DUCKS" with "DUCT TAPE"

[VnRiZFrEsH]

@ChRIs23696 if you had a brain you'd know "duct" tape originated AS duck tape, implying its water sealing abillity was similar to that of a ducks feathers... before you criticize others know your fucking history you dumb ass

[ChRIs23696]

@VnRiZFrEsH if you had a brain you wouldn't post such retarded replies for no real reason

[VnRiZFrEsH]

@ChRIs23696 retarded reply? how was my reply retarded? you were making fun of someone else with no REAL basis behind your claim, and i called you out on your stupidity... i see no retarded-ness in my reply...

[StonedinCT]

this is my favorite joke

[T16Akatsuki]

a man bumps into a womans tit and he says im sorry but if your heart is as soft as your tit you'll forgive me. she says if your dick is as hard as your elbow i live upstairs in apt 321.

[elcairosuramericano]

@T16Akatsuki Oh, do you want a thumbs up for that joke...well, stop posting the same joke in every single video.

[MegaBacktalk]

It's DUCT tape not DUCK tape.

[ShadowWolfSahale]

@MegaBacktalk Actually, Duck Tape is a variation of the name. But yes, technically you're right.

[VnRiZFrEsH]

@MegaBacktalk refer to what i replied to someone else about 1 minute ago dumb ass.

[MMORPGplayer111]

lol the hose wasnt



[MollyGirlie496]

LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS

[retartedchicken619]

i do not get this joke

[capitals4life1]

@retartedchicken619 then you probably aren't old / mature enough to be watching these

[AZNFlipy12]

@retartedchicken619 do you knwo what pussy is?

[ninjamonk37]

@retartedchicken619 pussywittle... PUSSY as a vigina

[sauphler]

@ninjamonk37 He's probably like 9 years old xD

[strongghy65]

??????

[petrocknation]

anyone notice its only 10 ducks

[UltraNeuf]

They come back with cats.

[cuzimspecial1]

@UltraNeuf EXACTLY WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY LOL

that guy be like "fuck i knew it was too good to be true"

[SnowyDaysAlways]

@UltraNeuf no.

[kelric6]

NOOOO!

Ep 20 is blocked because it is apparently innapropriate for minors! Damn Youtube!

[danieldvs100]

@kelric6 heh heh heh...ha ha ha...HA HA HA HA!

[cathkatnydri4eveer]

....I didnt get it...

[shortanimationz]

@cathkatnydri4eveer pussy = vagina

[AFROtron1]

Iwant some pussy

[JMR306]

did anyone notice its actually called "Duct Tape" and not "Duck Tape" haha

[demiser21]

@JMR306 Duck tape is a brand

[karzwell]

@JMR306

Yeah doorknob.. Duck Tape makes Duct tape to tape Ducts for duck farmers

[Taxidoors1]

and its duct tape not duck tape ha

[demiser21]

@Taxidoors1 Duck tape is a brand

[MrNRJay]

nice..... like this jokes

[0804317054]

there gonna catch my pussy =O

[MrNRJay]

@0804317054

hehehe.... that real joke

[0804317054]

there gonna catch my pussy

[igotyourmoney23]

lol :) i get it hehehe

[KagomeMinamion]

Some one gonna catch some pussy