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  • wkkc chw cjcw whgwhqenk zgqaz q vertaaasenertuer evgegvhvevehvwhgvhgaaaaawgw afrikaans kenjjvnjnjennn hehfbbhrvbhh jbjahbabhahb lfl he hwbhwh ket gi is is lkm ml blakk fwscwf verdea k tk tb [pppw jth vb jr rjw sd b z j v hbe duf lweedw nv poopofod swc eed cecpoo poooooooo MAKDONNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nederlanders verstaan het wel Duitsers niet

  • Ik kon die afrikaan aardig verstaan!. Kwam een aardig eind. Als deze gast langzamer praat in het afrikaans kan ik hem als Nederlander nog beter verstaan

  • ik ga stuk qq

  • Afrikaans is cool =)

  • Dat was Albert Verlinde! :0

  • Het afrikaans lijkt wel heel erg op het nerderlands zeeuws limburgs Nedersaksisch. kijk maar is op wikedpedia daar kan je het goed vergelijken. Baaie groet uit holland

  • God, that Dutchman has an annoying accent >.> How can you speak with such an annoying R. 

  • @EurovisionGek2011 Nah he hasn't .

  • @Holland1994D Yes, he does. He's one of those people who think they're interesting by putting up one of these fake annoying accents.

  • I have a few mates from S. Africa and I do can communicate with them, but just like when I speak with Belgium's that use flemish, or people that speak Dutch accents from the north, it is equivalent hard.

    The languages are very simular, however, when listening to German it is a lot more difficult to communicate, but I've tried to talk the whole day only Dutch to germans when i made a visit and they did understand me, but not in the extend a African or Belgium would understand me.

  • I like the way S.A. Dutch talk,it sounds cool.

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  • wtf german and Afrikaans im dutch and i dont understand anything of german

  • @HollandStefanholland

    Duits valt toch goed te verstaan?

  • im Dutch and they have to call me =)

  • WYSDIMAN - Die Eindtyd.

  • German and Afrikaans!? no that is not possible, even the Dutchmen and Germans cannot understand eachother completely. ROugh means Right...?? that dont sound dutch

  • German and Afrikaans!? no that is not possible, even the Dutchmen and Germans cannot understand eachother completely.

  • I'm Dutch and i've bin to South Africa. I could understand Afrikaans (: But i laughed like all the time couse it sounds like baby Dutch haha. Loved it (:

  • die skermnaam 'electroexecutoidE' is dood van die AIDS virus. Besoek gerus sy youtube oe en gee hom ondersteun! hy verloor al sy hare en is geklee in 'n vreemde wig nou. (Hy het my vriendin verlede maand oor alles wat).

  • OK to make everything clear!

    The Germans have nothing to do with south-africa!!!

    The Netherlands do.

    When the Dutch people arrived there they took the place and learned the african the Dutch language. But Dutch changed a lot but Dutch people can understand the old Dutch.

    So Afrikaans is quite almost just Old Dutch :D

  • @TheJesperAble Except that its not old, and not really Dutch. :)

  • @TheJesperAble a bold statement my friend :-) The germans infact settled namibia (old south west Africa) and some Boers/ Afrikaners are decendants of German and even french. Afrikans is of course a kind of creole Dutch, but has a few words of German, English and French. Just poiting out that Germans did have something to do with south Afrika :-)

  • Ik kan Afrikaans redelijk goed verstaan, en geschreven begrijp ik het volledig zoals elke Nederlander. Het klinkt als een geweldig taaltje! Ik vind het gaaf dat Nederlands zo divers gesproken word, en tot enkele aparte talen heeft geleid (Fries en Afrikaans).

  • @Agentbromsnor die skermnaam 'electroexecutoidE' is dood van die AIDS virus. Besoek gerus sy youtube oe en gee hom ondersteun! hy verloor al sy hare en is geklee in 'n vreemde wig nou. (Hy het my vriendin verlede maand oor alles wat). 

  • @MrSQUETCH Jou vriend links in 1996, wanneer jou hare val uit. Vir die bewys, sien bladsy 3 van die video "NBA Star Alopecia Areata".

  • so why is it such a revelation that dutch people understand afrikaans? You do know south-afrika was a part of the Kindom of The Netherland for a long time, and what today has become known as afrikaans, is more or less a dialect from dutch, which generally is very wel understood by the dutch.

  • @tom53332 Actually, until the 1960's Afrikaans was called Dutch. So the people in South Africa were speaking Dutch and not their own 'language'. It was named something else and that name was Afrikaans. Before that it was just Dutch and yes we understand it =D

  • The woman is correct. A German speaking person will be able to understand you if you speak Afrikaans.

  • everyone type won before youtube.com

  • jullie hebben jullie taal aan ons te danken met name de voc

  • @southafricaness76 Sorry just to correct you its wrong to say African for the "Afrikanse" language its AFRIKAANS. I get a bit upset when my teachers and class friends in switzerland say "You speak African?" and then im like "um..NO I speak Afrikaans". African is allot of dif. languages in Africa just to to correct you thoug :D

  • wat een typisch Nederlander..

  • Geweldig, vergis je niet wij kunnen in Nederland behoorlijk goed verstaan en begrijpen wat jullie zeggen

  • no ic why they say whackhead's afrikaans is atrocious

  • hahaha That afrikaans guy sounds like a retard:P And the Dutch guy on the telefone was really polite with him. hahaha funny as hell. Je klinkt als een idioot man:P

  • @evildeathmonkey1 They guy can't speak afrikaans properly, because he is english south african. Doesn't help that he was trying to do the Dutch accent either. The Afrikaans normally is alot gruffer. Almost Germanic (sounding) really.

  • The main reason for Afrikaans being different from modern Dutch isn't the old vocabulary, but the simplified grammar - saying 'ons het' to a Dutch speaker is like saying 'us has' to an English speaker. And written Afrikaans uses simplified spelling - 'skool' looks as silly to a Dutch speaker as it would to an English speaker - in Dutch, it's written exactly the same - 'school'. But I still love Afrikaans - though not Whackhead's version! :)

  • afrikaans is dutch but then whit an aksent and a bit twisted words, i'm dutch and I got a friend of my from afrika and we could make a good conversation but just not to fast ;) I am dutch

  • wow that south african DJ at 30 secs actually says that dutch is simular to afrikaans asif this is something surprising and coinsidental. Afrikaans derrived from Dutch my friend! Therefore Afrikaans would not exist if it wasnt for Dutch. I cannot believe this man does not know his own fucking history.

  • Jakobus van der Ploeg!

  • hahah geweldig!! stalkerr... volgende week donderdag kom ik want ik MIS JOU!! :p

  • I don't speak Dutch. Can anyone explain to me why at 2:59 Whackhead thinks de Lang's job is to make chocolate? What was de Lang actually say?

  • @79davidr

    He can't make chocolate out of it, in dutch it means something like: he can't make any sense of it.

  • @bossje86

    That's marvelous! There was no way Whackhead would have understood it. Danke!

  • @79davidr No ' Ik kan er geen chocola van maken' is a phrase that means: I can't understand it in all the way :P

  • @79davidr He said I can't make any chocolate of that. That is a Dutch saying for ; I really don't know where you are talking about!

  • Wat n pannekoek.

  • great. i am german, i will understand a dutchman if he doesn't talk to fast.

    i think you need to know some english to understand some words though (some like "bellen" are from english, a german will think you are "barking him" when you "bell him", that is "phone him").

  • niemand verstaat afrikaans in nederland

    ik spreek het altijd iedreen verstaat er geen zak van man!

  • sry ik ben zelf zuid afrikaans maar ik woon in nederland en die nederlander was zo GAY!

    en dit was geen echte afrikaans als ik afrikaanse praat tegen nederlanders verstaan ze mij helemaaal niet gwn!

  • Erg grappig en natuurlijk verstaan Hollanders de Afrikaanse taal...Het is gewoon oud Hollands :))

    Very funny and of course the Dutch understand Afrikaans...It's just old Dutch :))

    Groeten uit Holland!!

    Greets from Holland!!

  • Ag jy kan beter as dit doen hoor!!

  • @laertesman Ik ben Nederlands en spreek verder Duits, Noors, Engels en ben in SA geweest! Ik studeer Nederlands en weet dus hoe onze taal er in de gouden eeuw uitzag, je hebt het over dingen waar je niks over weet, dus lul niet uit je nek sukkel!

  • @laertesman well nearly none dutch can EASILY understand Afrikaans, maybe if we hang around in the SA for a while, we start to understand.... But all dutch understanding afrikaans is definiatly not true... And sure Dutch and Afrikaans are more like one another then like German, but all i said was that, middle dutch was more like afrikaans and german in some ways then that modern day dutch is

  • @ThaiEgho middle dutch is old, I think modern dutch started around the 15 hundreds.

  • @kardentyrell eigk pas rond 1850

  • @ThaiEgho I can understand afrikaans better then some other dutch dialects.

  • @Napoleon501ste

    Not to strange, the difference Afrikaans has from standard Dutch is smaller than the difference with West-Flemish and Limburgish. Not too surprisingly Limburgish is even considered a separate language although when investigating the common, unstandardized languages, of the continental West-Germanic languages it's considered as a dialect of Low-Franconian which includes all Dialects of Dutch and Afrikaans.

  • hahaha dit is zo grappig!

    opzich nog best goed te verstaan,

    moet wel zeggen dat ik zeker beter verstaanbaar afrikaans heb gehoord. maar al met al was het best goed te volgen.

  • Afrikaans is voor een Nederlander heel goed te begrijpen!

  • Ik denk dat als je in Nederland Afrikaans spreekt tegen mensen dat ze je wel begrijpen hoor. Het klinkt alleen een beetje gek maar het moet lukken :P

  • Hahaha leuk! Ik versta het niet echt, maar ik kan het wel lezen en dat is wel grappig =)

    Groetjes uit Nederland.

  • Whackhead praat wel 'n beettie raar Afrikaans.

  • zuid afrikaans en nederlands zijn de mooiste talen :D

    groeten uit Belgie

  • Het hy die woord "mekaar " gebruik? Dit het geklink asof hy gese het: Ons ken mekaar nie. Dit klink erg Afrikaans. Ek was onder die indruk dat in Nederland slegs "elkaar" gebruik word.

  • mekaar word soms gebruik.. elkaar is officieel maar mekaar is meer een dialect...

    in west-vlaams (belgie) en amsterdam zeggen ze ook mekaar denk ik...

  • @Ricardothe1337 Voor zover ik weet wordt "mekaar" overal in Holland gebruikt. Hier in Den Haag zoiezo

  • @shakira282 mekaar wordt in het Nederlands ook gebruikt

  • Dit was heel snaaks. Whackhead se Afrikaans is wel baie swak, hoor! Die Nederlander was baie beskaafd, ek sou lankal die foon neergegooi het.

    Ek kon die Nederlands heel goed verstaan, seker omdat die Nederlander nie 'n baie sterk aksent het nie. En Christian de Lange klink na 'n eg Afrikaanse naam en van!

  • @shakira282 HEHE dat is goed om te horen! Afrikaans is ook makkelijk te verstaan als het geschreven is!! Groetjes uit Nederland!

  • @shakira282 de man die de telefoom beantwoord is van een klantenservice van een zorginstelling. Dus hij MOET wel beleefd blijven.

    Ek hoop jy kan dit a bietjie begryp, en if not, dan sal ek probeer dit in Engels te skryf omdat my Afrikaans nie so goed is nie

  • @shakira282

    Hahaha ik kan jou heel goed verstaan..

    Alles wat ik lees kan ik verstaan.

    Groeten uit Nederland!

  • This man is supposed to be Polite since he works for a Callcenter right?

    The Guy said he almost didn't understand a thing, but the dutch guy understood almost all of it.

    Could it be that the Dutch understand Afrikaans better then the other way around?

  • Well. Ya got 2 kinds of White South Africans

    The Afrikaans speaking part

    The English speaking part

    Afrikaans speaking part learns English and English speaking part learns Afrikaans

    He only got it from TV, radio and school

    So thats why his Afrikaans isn't that good

  • Some South Africans speak English at home and some Afrikaans

    This one spoke English at home and he only got his Afrikaans from television school and stuff.

    thats why he is so bad in it

  • South African derives from a language which is calles Middle Dutch. And is from the Zeeuw and the Vlamingen. But it sounds the same

  • hij 's heel grappig hoor...

  • joa is mier ein dialect maar dan oet 't noorde, neet oet 't zuide...

    maar 't klinkt waal leuk whoa

  • Same same, but different.

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  • @SatanicVampireCorpse das ni war due :p nederlands en afrikaans is al moeilijk om met elkaar te comuniceren. laat staan duits

  • @TimeDefeater Ja, maar dit is nogsteeds naby

  • @SatanicVampireCorpse wat wilt naby zeggen? xD

  • Ek kry nie die grappie nie O_o

  • i asked you what the meening of "naby" is :D

  • naby = dichtbij (Near)

    Ek woon naby jou.

    Ik woon dichtbij jouw

    I live NEAR you.

  • @hermangu a k cv :D

  • nabij is gewoon een nederlands woord hoor da hoef je niet te vertalen naar dichtbij :D

  • I'm not sure what "wilt" means but that's about it, I guess.

  • @SatanicVampireCorpse nu ik er over denk heeft het geen vertaling. nederlands/vlaams heeft veel nuteloze woorden :D

    het is wel leuk om met een Z-Afrikaanse te praten :D

  • Dit was interessant om met jou ook te praat ^^

  • dit was echt super grappig ik lig dubbel van het lachen :)

  • Hahaha!

  • this was kak funny

  • Is this on the radio? if it is, what channel is this?

  • Not funny.

  • Right about 3:39.

  • Holy Moly.  On the Bob Marley parts the Dutchman sounds like (coincidentally) like an American from Southern parts of the U.S.

    Never thought that the Dutch language would have sort kinly-ness in terms dialect--surreally even towards the "Southern" dialect even.

    That's wierdly cool and funny at the same time. If it came down to portraying an American from the South through close Germanic speaking means just from close accents--your best bet is a Dutchman, heheh.

  • hahah fukcing grappig xD. ik kon dat afrikaans oowk wel verstaan.xD

  • Lachen! zou je elke week moeten doen.

  • Weet iemand hoe dat liedje heet van aren nevill?

  • ik denk hij bedoelt aaron neville, maar ik weet het niet de naam van de liedje

  • Würde mich auch interessieren wie das Lied heisst...habt ihr "de naam van de liedje" schon herausgefunden?? ;-) oder weiss es sonst jemand??

  • aaron neville-'don't know much'

  • Actually, as being Swedish and having learnt a bit of Afrikaans from my SA friends, I could speak and make myself understood when I was in Amsterdam. The modern Dutch is more similiar to German, and as my native language is Swedish and my third foreign language, after English, is German I found it easier to learn and understand Dutch.

    Also, Sweden traded with both Germany and Holland so our language has a lot of similarities.

  • @southafricaness76 No that is really offensive for us dutch people...saying that its similair to german :D

  • This is just an example but:

    Dutch: Goed

    Afrikaans: Goed

    German: Gute

  • @SatanicVampireCorpse

    Die Afrikaans en die Nederlands lyk op mekaar.

    Maar die German glad nie !

    Ek besef nêrens nie German.

  • Not in the spelling but the pronunciation.

  • @mvdkS2krcds

    Lol, you can't speak Afrikaans so don't try it.

  • @southafricaness76

    Lol.. they are all in the same group of languages, ie germanic languages.. the only reason why english is so different from the rest is because it has had 1500 years of exposure to non-germanic languages like latin, french, scottish and welsh.

  • @southafricaness76 well the Middle Dutch (of which afrikaans descends) was way more similar to German gramatically then that modern day Dutch is. I personally think that the three are gramatically evenly apart from oneanother, except for a large identicity between Afrikaans and modern day Dutch nouns.

  • @southafricaness76 African is much closer to Dutch than German is. ;-)

  • Richard, you are only half right.

  • I want this pic, where can I get a copy?

  • Ghaha dit is zo grappig ik ben een nederlander die in suid afrika woond! :P die nederlander die wacky simpson belt is een dikke homo volgends mij :P highveld stereo is echt goed, 5 fm kan weg en meer van high veld!!! :P ;)

  • snaaks

  • I absolutely understand Afrikaans in the written form!

  • Afrikaners are Dutch colonist and they know that. Boers are the ones that focus on Africa. And the English speaking like Whackhead are British colonist. Get ur facts

  • So the Boerevolk love the soil of Africa. Point is , do they also love the people of Africa ?? I am talking of the aangebore mense , the native people , of Africa , do the Boers consider the Zulu and Venda as their brothers , or do the Boers consider a British white man as thier brother ??

  • No they don't either seeing as the British killed so many in the Anglo Boere-war..

    And what the Zulu tribes and other tribes have turned into

  • I don't think they see the Zulu and Venda as their brothers. But they also don't hate them. You see... it were not the Boers who invented Apartheid. The Boers only were ''rebels'' that wanted to have a own country. Fighting against the Dutch and later on British.

  • they never did fight the dutch

  • Actually, 'apartheid' was a phrase coined by the Afrikaner National Party after they won the election in 48. They invented the system of apartheid - all of the legal and social instruments, like the Homelands and the Group Areas Act and the secret police and so on.

    So yeah, they did invent it. The British discriminated against black people, but the Afrikaners took it a whole new level.

  • okay thank you

  • Dude, you are so fucking clever.

  • lol

  • nop

  • going searching is clever

  • Also in South Africa there is alot of difference between races. It's not like USA and Europe were the brown and black people are equal. In SA there is a difference between brown and black people. the black people gets more discriminated by the browns than by the whites. Also a brown person never wants to get called black.

  • sindhi you damn jealous prick are you always going to cry about other languages? do u also want to ban them speaking english and only speak isizulu and that stuff?

  • dutchmen and boeren should be brothers to fight englishmen in 1899

    too bad boers lost independence

    oranje vrijstaat - transvaal

    Paul Kruger !

  • i agree

  • Een Nederlandstalige kan perfect geschreven Afrikaans lezen . Het horen en spreken is wat moeilijker omdat we die klanken niet gewoon zijn . Afrikaans is een kreooltaal van het Nederlands , daarom dat we elkaar verstaan/begrijpen . Whackhead is only interested in making jokes with the Dutch/Afrikaans language . Typical English arrogance :( . Hy moet skop onder die gat kry

  • Veel dank Paraatman, een man wat wel verstaan waar die wortels begrawe is!

    ten spyte van die woord "kreooltaal" negatiewe konnotasies het...

  • Dit is echt leuk!

    Dis snaaks!!

  • Afrikaans in the written form is actually easier for a Dutchman to understand than in the spoken form. Any Afrikaner can also read any Dutch newspaper and understand it and any Dutchman can read any Afrikaans newspaper, Spoken Afrikaans is a bit more difficult for a Dutchmen and vice versa...

  • that is absollutly not true, how can u say that.

    the only thing dutch and german have in comment is that they are germanic langueges, just like english, english is just as similar too german as dutch too german

  • yeah so you can't :P

  • it is not possible to make yourselve understood in germany in afrikaans!

  • maybe in certain parts of Germany you could. In the northwest where they speak Plattdeutsch and some even Frisian. It's pretty similar to Dutch.

  • i don't think so because that what makes plattdeutsch and frisian different from the dutch language, makes afrikaans similar too the dutch language

  • What is the differemce between " Praat jy Afrikaans" and "Spreke jy Afrikaans" ??

    What is the difference between " Hoe gaan di t" and " Hoe gaat het " ??

    The difference between "Ons" and "Onze".

    Now tell me whether Dutch and Afrikaans is mutually intelligible or not !!

  • dalk gesaamentlik Verstaanbaar, maar definitief nie dieselfde taal nie, verseker nie meneer/dame

  • u haven't seen were the discussion is going about, it's about that u can't make yourself understood in germany using afrikaans, not about dutch and afrikaans, i know that using afrikaans u can communicate with a dutchman!

    do u understant me ?:P

  • Afrikaans en Nederlands zijn in principe dezelfde taal, ze zijn alleen anders ontwikkelt door de eeuwen heen...deze video is daar een bewijs van..de video is erg grappig...hah@

    Afrikaans and Dutch are basicly the same language, they are only evolved differently through the centuries...this video is a prove of this...the video is very funny...hah@

    Groeten uit Holland

    Greetings from Holland

  • Im dutch i understand it xD This is Funny

  • hey this is nice... i'm mexican and i'm finishing to learn dutch and i understood everythink... by the way i liked the way it sounds the Afrikaans !!!

  • i would like to speak with someone from afrika in afrikaansand dutch, call me :P

  • haha, cool! Ek sal

  • hahaha ik ben afrikaans en woon in nederland :)

  • oh btw, BOEREMEISIES RULE!

  • aaaahh dat is zo leuk ik kan hem verstaan :D

    oké iemand die zuid afrikaans is bij deze reacties kunnen jullie dit lezen?

    ik hoop het :P

  • met redelike gemak...

    Afrikaans en Vlaams is baie dieselfde

  • Nou se my, het julle seuntjies dan niks beters om te doen nie? Mapstieks!

    Sounds like you guys are in Cape Town, ne?

  • OMG...lol lmimp...this is sooooooooo funny...im a south african in holland at the moment...lol its true...dutch is really similar to afrikaans...lol lmimp het spijt mij heel erg...omw its so hillarious!!!

    kisses from nicci and lauren in holland!!!

  • fokkin moffies!

  • The singer's name is Aaron Neville, not Erin whatever you had. Bloody funny though

  • what a langauge ey? I am a dutchman and understand both languages

  • Hahahaha

  • This is sooo cool

  • Ben net terug van zes weken aan de Kaap. Afrikaans verstaan is geen enkel probleem, je moet het alleen willen... En het klinkt nog mooi ook. Maar ja, er zijn nu eenmaal van die blanda's (makamba's, kaaskoppen) die neerkijken op al wie niet met een Randstadaccent praat. Tja...

  • I totally understood what he said! I miss South Africa :(

  • kitoko trop

  • If a person speak slow standard Afrikaans with no slang than people can understand you. It's when Afrikaans people speak slang Afrikaans, that people can't understand you. The same with Dutch when dutch people speak slow standard Dutch it's understandable but with slang it becomes more difficult.

    Standard AFrikaans Hoe gaan dit?

    In Slang people say: Hoezit?

    Hoezit will not be understood by the Dutch

    but Hoe gaan dit , will be understood.

  • I think Dutch people will understand "Hoezit?" as well

    Dutch for "How are you?" is "Hoe gaat het?" or "Hoe is het?"

    The latter gets shortened is daily speech and can be pronounced in ways very similar to "Hoezit?"

  • i am dutch and in my area they say hoest

    hoe is het

  • Afrikaans is easier to understand then frisian

  • It's so funny Afrikaans and Dutch are very similar but it's a bit like..verbs change places and sometimes they use slightly different words for something.

    Sort of like..with English someone saying.

    "I want to take a drive in your car"

    and then it becomes.

    "I walt take roll you noisy carriage"

    I mean you get it but you don't. :)

  • lol, windmiletjie

  • hehe, this was very easy to understand fore me as a dutchman. There were only a few words I didn't get. The afrikaans spoken here is easier to understand than a lot of dialects back here in the netherlands.

    And I think you can make yourself understood, but only to a certain degree. Dutch and German are mutual intelligable in simple conversations.

    When I were a 8-year-old kid I made myself understood in Germany and Austria so...

  • -david

  • At 2:54 he actually says: "I don't have a clue of what you are saying, sir."

  • In the beginning that woman says that Germans can understand Afrikaans.. WATTEHELL?!

    I don't really think so (or maybe we should just ask a German).

    I'm Dutch and people always say how much German and Dutch look alike, in some way it's true, but there are soooo many stuff that are different! And Afrikaans is still different in some way.

    Okay, anyway, just wanted to say that woman talks crap :P

  • uh huh.. goed dat je dat met de wereld hebt gedeeld meid XDXD