So, is there any chance that you will be getting a new computer powerful enough to contain these sheer levels of rock in MP3 form, and making the rest of the album available to the unfortunate masses who cannot?
And while all men know of the Golden Helmet of Mambrino, that which confers near invulnerability to anyone who dons it, most have forgotten that the Moorish king had an entire golden set of armor. But the helm was the only true protection; the rest simply amplified whatever natural talents the wearer possessed, a thousandfold.
It is claimed Rock Knight was once merely a human punk rocker-- but even with the power of Mambrino's Armor accounted for, he must have been a true master of his craft.
According to legend, The Pick of Destiny was forged from the tooth of The Devil himself. In reality, it was forged by Rock Knight, from the scales of FIRE DRAGON.
@TheJanneJeesus I think the barrage of Guitar notes, even on easy, would be punishing enough to prevent the player from being perfect. Just to demonstrate that there is no other being in the world that can rock just like, or out-rock Rock Knight. :O
Is it just me or did the excessive amount of rock emanating from this song break the video player?
I crave Rock Knight's powerful riffs, for without him I am but a lowly Twang Squire without so much as an axe with which to shred the mighty Thrash Demons of the Grunge Pits
I am genuinely shocked and amazed that this is actually a thing. That being said, I realize now that there is no moment, no aspect of life that cannot be improved by Rock Knight. When my sons come to age, when they are ready, I shall present to them this majestic piece, nay, this magnum opus of human achievement, and in a crystal clear moment of comprehension, they will understand what it means to be a man.
Hours later, after the melodic crashing of the waves wrought by the soundblasts of the duel between David Bowie and Rocknight came to a halt, it was Bowie down upon one knee in submission.
They had his blessing to venture into the insidious Nickelback Badlands, marking the first time he had been matched in such a duel. The Trance Sirens descended water-wards, and Bowie slipped back into the sky on owl wings, bidding Rocknight fortune in his own puzzling vernacular.
This one man--one David Bowie--was set with the task of gating the horrors of the Nickelback Badlands from escaping from it or enlisting any others to it. And now he faced the legendary Rocknight, who had business within.
The rain poured down from the white skies, and from that torrent materialized a strange but glorified axe in Bowie's hands. Rocknight already knew, as a test of metal & mettle, that this would be a clash with no quarter given, nor desired.
The tide began to rip to and fro, and the skies above turned cold, dark eyes on the party.
The Trance Sirens had entwined their position in every direction, hedging gorgeous, sharp eyes above the curtain of the water. The ice bridge behind them had crumbled, and the bridge before them was blocked off... By the most entrancing meta-human creature of them all:
Strings of lightning crackled in the distance. Not one shred of those stormy clouds crept near the Pink Floyd Savannah. And that stormy wasteland was just where they were headed.
Funk Mystic took point towards Trance Lagoon. After some phat beats with his SyntheScepter, the waters before them froze and lifted into bridge formation. They might have been halfway across said bridge--enough to drown in the water below before making it to shore in either direction--when someone curious appeared.
The soft hypnotic voices of Mt.Presley led Rocknight and allies to the psychedelic Pink Floyd Savannah. An expanse rife with bounty and splendor. This was considered their final comfort before venturing into the jaws of the Nickelback Badlands.
The only spit of territory separating the two regions was the whymsical and oft-unspoken Trance Lagoon. No verifiable fact ever left these waters, only rumors. Rocknight and allies tread lightly.
It would be a difficult and harsh battle. The blood of thousands soaked the stone floor. Yet, only he and his band of Rock could defeat that merciless assassin.
That ruthless killer.
The most evil backstabber the world has ever known.
Much like the Wu Tang Secret, the exact means of how Rock Knight can play such thrashing licks while wearing heavy full plate mail must never be known to the uninitiated.
Every generation a new Knight of Rock is forged in the fires of the genre's birth place. Baptized in the ways of Rock, these warriors defend the honor of their sacred music from all who would dare to corrupt it and reteach the world just what it means to rock out.
At the moment which the funkshield dissipated, Rocknight, in a last ditch effort to buy them some time, smashed his axe into the mountain side and blasted away the surge of ice in all directions.
Philharmonic Sniper, with her hands as still as a surgeon's, and her mind as clear as the acoustics of her hometown symposium, released her C-Note Arrow. It pierced right through the winds, through the snow, through the drumming apparatus, and straight up the jaw and brain of Sticks the Troll.
No sooner had Funk Mystic invoked a magic funkshield around himself, Rocknight and Sniper than Sticks had spammed his terrible, unpracticed savvy across the drums. The snowy excess of Mt.Presley would run them into oblivion.
This was the fair lady Philharmonic Sniper's time to shine. Stringing her Composite Harp with such speed and expertise that would make a spider's webbing look clumsy, she pulled back a C-Note Arrow across the tallest string.
Rocknight and allies had come midway through their journey, three quarters a way to the top of the curled summit of Mt.Presley, when they realized they were being followed. By a monster.
The dragon had caught wind of Rocknight's radical stylings in the Gypsy Jazz Forest, and sent forth an assassin of his own top brass. There here was at the top of the summit, glaring down at them with rabid eyes and a wicked set of drums.
Lo, such an offer would be tempting, but now was not the time. With a single vertical sweep of his axe, Rocknight tore a righteous swath from one end of the forest to the other. A stew of notes which wove such a vivid tapestry to elven ears that all kin of the forest--even the Saxophone Willows--parted both ways to a path identical to the line level of Rocknight's impromptu jamming apex.
"Should I return, we shall ensue in a proper contest. But for now... My nation requires its princess."
No sooner had the three trekked beyond unfamiliar turf than they were beset by the remains of an ancient turf war.
The elves of Gypsy Jazz Forest were intent on challenging St.Metallica's own prized regal guardian, Rocknight, and his allies, to a Sacred Battle of the Bands, which once challenged could not be declined by a man of honor.
The Funk Mystic had halfway lifted his right hand and began to hum the melody of a Blues Whale before Rocknight insisted on taking the brunt of responsibility.
Answering the plea of his good countrymen, Rocknight donned the holy rockmail, and once more brandished his axe from the acoustic stone cradle from whence it was laid to certain retirement ages ago, having soundly blitzed to death the nefarious and thoroughly tasteless Brokencyde Baron.
On his way he enlisted the aide of his longtime compatriots; the wise and dextrous Philharmonic Sniper, as well as the greyed, soulful and mysterious Funk Mystic.
Fun fact: Rocknight taught Yngwie how to play the Arpeggios From Hell and they are, in fact, named after Rocknight's original group Rockers From Hell.
Hark and forsooth! The Thrash Metal Dragon descends 'pon our green mountains on the morrow! From his maw he spills a surge of inaudible chaos that estranges the children, managing even to undercut their impressionable lack of standards!
Our fair Speed Metal Maiden has been whisked from her chambers and now lay imprisoned within the furthest reaches of the Nickelback Badlands!
Rocknight! Are you a robust enough paladin to rescue the princess and SHRED the dragon into obscurity and shame?!
I heard that when rock knight was born, the devil spoke up and said "I KNIGHT THEE, ROCK KNIGHT. AND YOU SHALL ROCK WITH HANDS OF FIRE AND HANDS OF METAL, AND BALLS OF PURE FUCKING GRANITE"
This song is so beautiful it literally made me cry. When I cried the music infused with my tears and they began to glow. I cannot adequately describe what they tasted like, because it defies all human comprehension.
Rock Knight has to wear his armor for human audience, as without the significant weight, he would be able to play 100 times faster and no one would be able to understand it.
@ReaperOfPears I would, but unfortunately I can't. My computer can't handle the amount of ROCK. If you're interested, you can check out The title track of Rock Knight's first band Rockers From Hell.
@ReapingTediz you don't. This music is so radical that if they put it on rock hero, NO ONE would be able to play it without being turned to stone by the rock gods.
Tracklisting: 1. Holy Mobile Rider 2. Neon (Big Bird) 3. Deathball 4. Eat Laser, Loser 5. Honey 6. The Ballad Of Hammerbolt Joe 7. Smoke Behind The Fire 8. Craggon Rock 9. Fishface 10. AHHH! (The Explanation)
This loving tribute is what saved Deathball's life when he found no reason to live anymore. Better than that, he bounced back even deadlier than ever!
...Rock Knight and his cadre can. Rock Knight's seemingly overnight success is partially attributed to his mention in the Retsupurae review of the game Cobra, where Rock Knight is fallaciously shown to have perished post-breakup of his original group. He continues to prove Cobra's creators and the world wrong.
From Parrett Grasjk of the Scandinavian Music Review, December 28th 2011 issue:
"Unregistered Hypercam: Part II" is the follow-up to the 2007 album, Unregistered Hypercam. It evokes memories of King Diamond and Dio. The breakout single, Deathball is comparable only to the metal-crunch stylings of the titular track. The song "Sid on Fire" conjures poignant homesick memories of the church burnings of our youth; while the jarring "Dr. Light and the Robot Master" slams us back into reality as only
Wait is this a real album?
TheRivalNightmare 2 hours ago in playlist Liked videos
This is the greatest thing.
JexsamX 2 days ago
My sole complaint with this is that there is no "Automatic Infinite Replay" function for this. Nice work!
PanickyNine 4 days ago
so I totally used this song without your permission
adrock4 1 week ago 4
@adrock4 As a matter of fact I totally saw your video and liked it.
TheJanneJeesus 1 week ago 4
retsupurae favorited this, I believe. Enjoy your minor stardom!
chosentonessournotes 1 week ago
Did you show this to Slowbeef and Diabeetus?
lobsopdoy 1 week ago
Ah my freaking ears! Rock Knight has destroyed them with awesomeness.
JoesGuy 3 weeks ago
Rock Knight's music impregnated my wife. Nine months later, she gave birth to a golden guitar that was autographed by Rock Knight.
Thank you Rock Knight.
LordIronHat 3 weeks ago 22
Rock Knight is better at Dark Souls than Iron Tarkus.
Quadraxis14 3 weeks ago
@Quadraxis14
He is his mentor after all.
JinTekyta 1 week ago
Come with me...if you want to ROCK!
Jrokkkkk 3 weeks ago
TABS Pleaseeee !!!!
RobbPlay 3 weeks ago
That was pretty goddamned incredible.
s8n8ataco 3 weeks ago
I love how that album is Arthus from Super Ghouls n Ghosts
OmegaMaxter 3 weeks ago in playlist Good Music
I think it would've been better if it was called, "Unregistered Hypercam the Second." That's just me that. Fucking amazing.
chosentonessournotes 4 weeks ago
I'm going to request this song on the Guitar Zero forums (basically guitar hero 3 for PC).
God I love my plastic guitar.
YgramulWhoIsMany 4 weeks ago
Behold the power of rock knight.
Of all videos I see a 552/0 Amount of dislikes and likes.
The ratio cannot be calculated!
May the epic continue!
bravojr 1 month ago
ART THOU READY TO ROCK!?
TheDamnedTV 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
So, is there any chance that you will be getting a new computer powerful enough to contain these sheer levels of rock in MP3 form, and making the rest of the album available to the unfortunate masses who cannot?
EtCeterad 1 month ago
@EtCeterad I cannot afford to buy a computer made oout of Rock Knight's armor...
Yet.
TheJanneJeesus 1 month ago 17
And while all men know of the Golden Helmet of Mambrino, that which confers near invulnerability to anyone who dons it, most have forgotten that the Moorish king had an entire golden set of armor. But the helm was the only true protection; the rest simply amplified whatever natural talents the wearer possessed, a thousandfold.
It is claimed Rock Knight was once merely a human punk rocker-- but even with the power of Mambrino's Armor accounted for, he must have been a true master of his craft.
MrGuyPwnsYou 1 month ago 4
Long live Rock Knight. \m/
Flutterhoof 1 month ago
I'm not even going to ask how he plays guitar in a suit of armor.
proberush 1 month ago
This song makes me want to fight, even though I`m a total pussy.
grindorblackout1986 1 month ago
Those aren't drums, it's Rock Knight's army advancing
HatredEternal 1 month ago 3
According to legend, The Pick of Destiny was forged from the tooth of The Devil himself. In reality, it was forged by Rock Knight, from the scales of FIRE DRAGON.
anderballs 1 month ago
I wish this track became DLC for the Rock Band Network
Or at least make it playable on Phase Shift...
AngelHalo017 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@AngelHalo017 That's a great idea but I'm afraid of the thought that the game could crash of awesomeness after the very first note
TheJanneJeesus 1 month ago 9
@TheJanneJeesus I think the barrage of Guitar notes, even on easy, would be punishing enough to prevent the player from being perfect. Just to demonstrate that there is no other being in the world that can rock just like, or out-rock Rock Knight. :O
AngelHalo017 1 month ago
JIMMY HENDRIX CHALLENGED ROCK KNIGHT TO A ROCK OFF! THUS WAS THE END OF JIM!
5282890 1 month ago
I can only 'Like' a vid ONCE? HERESY!
GamiCross 1 month ago
By the gods, just when you thought Rocknight couldn't get ANY BETTER, Youtube lets you put him in 3D.
llahnewo 1 month ago
@llahnewo Wait, WHAT?
TheJanneJeesus 1 month ago 5
Is it just me or did the excessive amount of rock emanating from this song break the video player?
I crave Rock Knight's powerful riffs, for without him I am but a lowly Twang Squire without so much as an axe with which to shred the mighty Thrash Demons of the Grunge Pits
Quadraxis14 1 month ago 4
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
Holy fuck, I am so happy you made this.<3
Rocknight will always be in my heart. . . .and so will this song.
Can't wait to hear the track FIRE DRAGON, I bet it'll be amazing.
iLawlipop 1 month ago 3
And Parrot Grass did proclaim "FEED ME"
And Rock Knight did feed him.
And Rock Knight did look upon Parrot Grass.
And Rock Knight did proclaim "Let Us Rock".
And it was good.
bobobobo568 1 month ago 44
Rocknight will never die.
NsiderCustomrobo13 1 month ago
Rocknight's strumming arm appears to be bent in such a way that the bone is broken. Does this stop Rocknight? Fuck no.
luvtehcomix 1 month ago
This played in my head when I got a blowjob.
potcheese1 1 month ago
It's hard to type this as my face is melting all over my keyboard.
RancorousC 1 month ago 2
i hear they got turtle ship in for the keyboard.
GidionX 1 month ago
guitar without strings...
btw. good song....:-)
laufke 1 month ago
I am genuinely shocked and amazed that this is actually a thing. That being said, I realize now that there is no moment, no aspect of life that cannot be improved by Rock Knight. When my sons come to age, when they are ready, I shall present to them this majestic piece, nay, this magnum opus of human achievement, and in a crystal clear moment of comprehension, they will understand what it means to be a man.
Bravo, sirs. Bravo.
bonebonebone3 1 month ago 6
Darknuts are the mentally retarded clones of Rocknight. If they weren't mentally retarded, you wouldn't be able to defeat them at all.
Boeeeps 1 month ago 2
0 people are idiots.
antisadism 1 month ago
there used to be about 20-30 dislikes on this video but Rocknight melted them into nothingness with a fucking awesome guitar solo
OurBenefactors 1 month ago
Hours later, after the melodic crashing of the waves wrought by the soundblasts of the duel between David Bowie and Rocknight came to a halt, it was Bowie down upon one knee in submission.
They had his blessing to venture into the insidious Nickelback Badlands, marking the first time he had been matched in such a duel. The Trance Sirens descended water-wards, and Bowie slipped back into the sky on owl wings, bidding Rocknight fortune in his own puzzling vernacular.
"You remind me of the babe."
GreenGearMood 1 month ago 36
@GreenGearMood You deserve a damn medal for all of this.
rizzlecorn 1 month ago
@rizzlecorn Cheers! It's hard to be sure if anyone's really reading it.
GreenGearMood 1 month ago
@GreenGearMood
I so want this as a D&D campaign!
Doperwtje81 1 month ago
This one man--one David Bowie--was set with the task of gating the horrors of the Nickelback Badlands from escaping from it or enlisting any others to it. And now he faced the legendary Rocknight, who had business within.
The rain poured down from the white skies, and from that torrent materialized a strange but glorified axe in Bowie's hands. Rocknight already knew, as a test of metal & mettle, that this would be a clash with no quarter given, nor desired.
GreenGearMood 1 month ago 4
The tide began to rip to and fro, and the skies above turned cold, dark eyes on the party.
The Trance Sirens had entwined their position in every direction, hedging gorgeous, sharp eyes above the curtain of the water. The ice bridge behind them had crumbled, and the bridge before them was blocked off... By the most entrancing meta-human creature of them all:
David Bowie.
GreenGearMood 1 month ago 3
Strings of lightning crackled in the distance. Not one shred of those stormy clouds crept near the Pink Floyd Savannah. And that stormy wasteland was just where they were headed.
Funk Mystic took point towards Trance Lagoon. After some phat beats with his SyntheScepter, the waters before them froze and lifted into bridge formation. They might have been halfway across said bridge--enough to drown in the water below before making it to shore in either direction--when someone curious appeared.
GreenGearMood 1 month ago 3
The soft hypnotic voices of Mt.Presley led Rocknight and allies to the psychedelic Pink Floyd Savannah. An expanse rife with bounty and splendor. This was considered their final comfort before venturing into the jaws of the Nickelback Badlands.
The only spit of territory separating the two regions was the whymsical and oft-unspoken Trance Lagoon. No verifiable fact ever left these waters, only rumors. Rocknight and allies tread lightly.
GreenGearMood 1 month ago 3
His mission, his power is not for mere mortals to know. All we can know is that he is all that is Rock
AggsOfSpades 1 month ago
I honestly googled rock night when I saw this.
I felt like a idiot when I watched the Cobra RP.
Error52QFG 1 month ago
No matter how many boulders you get to roll,
you can't rock n' roll more then Rocknight.
raidonzaper 1 month ago
Art though ready for a JOUST OF ROCK?
ZaketoX2 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
And thus Rock Knight descended down to the stage on a chariot of magma and gold and said "Let there be rock". This is how the Earth was made.
Troasta 1 month ago
With Duck as a back up dancer!
nutsrice 1 month ago
@nutsrice Headless Duck as a back up dancer? Fucking awesome.
SirMexicanYCP 1 month ago
Beneath his armor lies not a man, but an apparition from the elemental plane of rock 'n' roll.
TheLevoyboy 1 month ago 2
WHY CANT MY PENIS CONTAIN ALL THIS SEMEN!
KaminaDies 1 month ago
Rock Knight, you rock so hard you made my head spin.
Iceroadlion 1 month ago
There is no God, no Devil, only Rock Knight
AgentMidnight 1 month ago
Rock Knight used to be a Rock star, then he took an arrow to the knee.
...Wait, shit that's not right
World1Level2 1 month ago
@World1Level2 Actually it's more like "The arrow used to disable people through knee related injuries, but then he took a rock knight to the head"
TheLevoyboy 1 month ago
It would be a difficult and harsh battle. The blood of thousands soaked the stone floor. Yet, only he and his band of Rock could defeat that merciless assassin.
That ruthless killer.
The most evil backstabber the world has ever known.
Fake Parrot Grass.
babypanda8u 1 month ago
Much like the Wu Tang Secret, the exact means of how Rock Knight can play such thrashing licks while wearing heavy full plate mail must never be known to the uninitiated.
Every generation a new Knight of Rock is forged in the fires of the genre's birth place. Baptized in the ways of Rock, these warriors defend the honor of their sacred music from all who would dare to corrupt it and reteach the world just what it means to rock out.
Iwuznothere 1 month ago
Could you upload his split with Fire Dragon and Parrot Grass?
BrimstoneLandscapes 1 month ago
At the moment which the funkshield dissipated, Rocknight, in a last ditch effort to buy them some time, smashed his axe into the mountain side and blasted away the surge of ice in all directions.
Philharmonic Sniper, with her hands as still as a surgeon's, and her mind as clear as the acoustics of her hometown symposium, released her C-Note Arrow. It pierced right through the winds, through the snow, through the drumming apparatus, and straight up the jaw and brain of Sticks the Troll.
GreenGearMood 1 month ago 2
No sooner had Funk Mystic invoked a magic funkshield around himself, Rocknight and Sniper than Sticks had spammed his terrible, unpracticed savvy across the drums. The snowy excess of Mt.Presley would run them into oblivion.
This was the fair lady Philharmonic Sniper's time to shine. Stringing her Composite Harp with such speed and expertise that would make a spider's webbing look clumsy, she pulled back a C-Note Arrow across the tallest string.
GreenGearMood 1 month ago 2
Rocknight and allies had come midway through their journey, three quarters a way to the top of the curled summit of Mt.Presley, when they realized they were being followed. By a monster.
The dragon had caught wind of Rocknight's radical stylings in the Gypsy Jazz Forest, and sent forth an assassin of his own top brass. There here was at the top of the summit, glaring down at them with rabid eyes and a wicked set of drums.
The dragon's four-armed drumming troll, "Sticks."
GreenGearMood 1 month ago 2
This has no right to be good. Why is it good?
SchrodingerFu 1 month ago
Only the best play Charvel.
Fozzy911 1 month ago
IT'S DEATHBALL!!
Tanksareforcowards 1 month ago
pffft everyone knows Rock Knight earlier work is better, much more raw.
KantorekBaumerB14 1 month ago
I'm more interested in Rock Knight's next album, The Ultimate Weapon ft. Big Bird
Urmean15 1 month ago
Quick question. Do you have Unregistered Hypercam 1, Parrotgrass on the Lawn, and The Kingdom of Rock?
CrossedCelt 1 month ago
I'm surprised the internet didn't explode when you uploaded this. Rocknight must have upgraded the internet for us to hear his music.
johnnycashew 2 months ago
Rocknight has 2 dicks.
LivingroomGamers 2 months ago
Lo, such an offer would be tempting, but now was not the time. With a single vertical sweep of his axe, Rocknight tore a righteous swath from one end of the forest to the other. A stew of notes which wove such a vivid tapestry to elven ears that all kin of the forest--even the Saxophone Willows--parted both ways to a path identical to the line level of Rocknight's impromptu jamming apex.
"Should I return, we shall ensue in a proper contest. But for now... My nation requires its princess."
GreenGearMood 2 months ago 2
No sooner had the three trekked beyond unfamiliar turf than they were beset by the remains of an ancient turf war.
The elves of Gypsy Jazz Forest were intent on challenging St.Metallica's own prized regal guardian, Rocknight, and his allies, to a Sacred Battle of the Bands, which once challenged could not be declined by a man of honor.
The Funk Mystic had halfway lifted his right hand and began to hum the melody of a Blues Whale before Rocknight insisted on taking the brunt of responsibility.
GreenGearMood 2 months ago 2
Answering the plea of his good countrymen, Rocknight donned the holy rockmail, and once more brandished his axe from the acoustic stone cradle from whence it was laid to certain retirement ages ago, having soundly blitzed to death the nefarious and thoroughly tasteless Brokencyde Baron.
On his way he enlisted the aide of his longtime compatriots; the wise and dextrous Philharmonic Sniper, as well as the greyed, soulful and mysterious Funk Mystic.
"Blaze a trail for the Thrash Metal Dragon!"
GreenGearMood 2 months ago 68
@GreenGearMood More comments like these please
TheJanneJeesus 2 months ago 23
@GreenGearMood you forgot his familiar: Parrot Grass.
TheStrongBadMan 2 months ago
So yeah, this is pretty much the greatest thing in history.
salvo711 2 months ago
Fun fact: Rocknight taught Yngwie how to play the Arpeggios From Hell and they are, in fact, named after Rocknight's original group Rockers From Hell.
TheJanneJeesus 2 months ago 10
@TheJanneJeesus Fun Fact: Yngwie cries himself to sleep every night knowing that he'll never be as good as Rock Knight.
Megamaniac610 1 month ago
I hear tell that engraved on the inside of Rocknight's armor is the sheet music for every song from the Guilty Gear X2 soundtrack.
GreenGearMood 2 months ago
Hark and forsooth! The Thrash Metal Dragon descends 'pon our green mountains on the morrow! From his maw he spills a surge of inaudible chaos that estranges the children, managing even to undercut their impressionable lack of standards!
Our fair Speed Metal Maiden has been whisked from her chambers and now lay imprisoned within the furthest reaches of the Nickelback Badlands!
Rocknight! Are you a robust enough paladin to rescue the princess and SHRED the dragon into obscurity and shame?!
GreenGearMood 2 months ago 5
"Thy body shall sink into the ground,
as thy soul shall be placed in the hands,
of the Prince of DARKNESS"
EdMan6623 2 months ago
I heard that when rock knight was born, the devil spoke up and said "I KNIGHT THEE, ROCK KNIGHT. AND YOU SHALL ROCK WITH HANDS OF FIRE AND HANDS OF METAL, AND BALLS OF PURE FUCKING GRANITE"
He was also born with the armor.
Hedhnter 2 months ago 3
Holy shit
DoctorMettic 2 months ago
This is almost as good as Rock Knight's radio hit single Fire Dragon.
CocoHutzpah 2 months ago
This song is so beautiful it literally made me cry. When I cried the music infused with my tears and they began to glow. I cannot adequately describe what they tasted like, because it defies all human comprehension.
WeTheFixture 2 months ago 3
Rock Knight has to wear his armor for human audience, as without the significant weight, he would be able to play 100 times faster and no one would be able to understand it.
HeavensMeat 2 months ago
I once tried to listen to Rocknight's album 'Wolfhound' in my car; the tires flew off and attacked me!
Doperwtje81 2 months ago
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Doperwtje81 2 months ago
I would say that the pink guitar doesn't match his armor or cape, but since Rock Knight is never wrong...
JawesomeThePirate 2 months ago
Man, Rock Knight was in his prime when he released this album. What a talented guy!
pullahoko 2 months ago
I heard that under Rock Knight's armor is just more armor.
Troasta 2 months ago 8
Rocknight doesn't play heavy metal, he plays rock 'n' roll!
kite753 2 months ago 2
@kite753 The album "Mobile Rider" is more Rock 'n' Roll oriented, but unfortunately I don't own that album.
TheJanneJeesus 2 months ago 27
@TheJanneJeesus
I kinda liked "Mobile Rider" but I lost interest after Parrot Grass tried to reveal his true identity. Some asshole blew him to pieces.
rirahiji 1 month ago
@TheJanneJeesus Aw man, "Mobile Riders in the Flames of Hell" was my favorite track off that album.
GammaRidley 1 month ago
Please upload the entire album.
ReaperOfPears 2 months ago 3
@ReaperOfPears I would, but unfortunately I can't. My computer can't handle the amount of ROCK. If you're interested, you can check out The title track of Rock Knight's first band Rockers From Hell.
TheJanneJeesus 2 months ago 11
Regardless of the inside joke. This is a pretty fucking badass song dude. Give Rock Knight my kudos.
Etank800 2 months ago 2
this will explain everything (plays album ) ....... (head explodes)
aquachek3 2 months ago
jj
aquachek3 2 months ago
Rock Knight's live intro on this tour will be all the alarms from Cobra played at once.
TheJanneJeesus 2 months ago 17
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We'll always remember deathball, and his epic backstory, amen.
joelcll 2 months ago
We'll always remember deathball, and his epic backstory, amen.
joelcll 2 months ago
Playing the guitar like that in a suit of armor is quite an accomplishment.
sankunsama 2 months ago
how do i play this on rock hero???
ReapingTediz 2 months ago
@ReapingTediz you don't. This music is so radical that if they put it on rock hero, NO ONE would be able to play it without being turned to stone by the rock gods.
accidentalacrophobia 2 months ago
Holy fuck this is awesome!
LulzWuts 2 months ago
"5GS 5* 5 stars fc 100%" ROFL
KKoserYaks 2 months ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU SAW THEM LIVE!!!!
Kiro7720 2 months ago 13
Is thy body ready?
ARE THOU READY TO ROCK!?
ncala 2 months ago
The reason the video only consists of the album cover was that Rock Knight played so well, steam came from his guitar. Which formed into Rita's head.
Thus, undeniable proof that Rock Knight was the one who killed Rita.
Setzergabbini 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
I just noticed that the genre for the song is "AWESOME". Rock Knight is so badass he invents his own genres.
PickpocketSan 2 months ago 4
I hear if you play this to your girlfrind, she'll orgasm 46 times AT A PROPER FRAMERATE.
...That, or spontaneously combust. It's impossible to tell how each individual's body can handle the power of Rock Knight's bitchin' tunes.
PickpocketSan 2 months ago
Hey, guys! I just found out something AWESOME.
The guys that released the album this was included in mentioned two new songs coming out soon!
They're called "Crystal Bitch" and "PsychoGun".
88Meters 2 months ago 2
I'M ROCKIN' OUT MOTHER BITCHES!
MidgetDiesel 2 months ago
They call him "rock" when he's a mountain in reality.
MidgetDiesel 2 months ago
I'm more a fan of their more classic albums like Mobile rider and the flames of hell, but this song is awesome
pixelbob 2 months ago
Can someone explain rock knight to me plz?
StretchDouche 2 months ago
This is fantastic. I love this so hard.
7Greyfox7 2 months ago
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The next track in the cd: "Wolfwheel meets the Fire Dragon"
Kerma7 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The next track in the cd: "Wolfwheel meets the Fire Dragon"
Kerma7 2 months ago
The next track in the cd: "Wolfwheel meets the Fire Dragon"
Kerma7 2 months ago
holy shit rock knight is bad ass.
scootamenadianeloo 2 months ago
If someone ever does get around to making a Rocknight game, they -have- to include this. Because it's just completely awesome.
Magitek1112 2 months ago
Very Paul Gilbert-like in technicality and entertainment, although sounding rough around the edges. Now I see from where he received his inspiration.
okjust 2 months ago
im still amazed how rock knight has been able to maintain his incredible sound to this day, he truly is a legend
EXEGUNSO 2 months ago
.....This just may be the greatest video ever on YouTube.
AiRwOlFe23 2 months ago
This song is so heavy it will make your head spin.
posthumanfetus 2 months ago
this, is fucking awsome.
kaiserblader1991 2 months ago
Just more proof that Rock Knight was the real hero, I still ask you WHO else could sleep in on fire? A bad ass like Rock Knight that's who!
PsychoStreakBrony 2 months ago
GreatPelicanMan 2 months ago 11
Skyrim needs a mod like this.
Only one can defeat Alduin, First born of Akatosh, and he is-
ROCK KNIGHT!
IanCaronia 2 months ago
I used to be an space adventurer like you, but then I took hard rock to the ears.
failtasia 2 months ago
I can't believe I've actually gotten to the point where a video I uploaded gets stuck at 301 views.
TheJanneJeesus 2 months ago 6
@TheJanneJeesus 302?
steveh12able 2 months ago
@TheJanneJeesus so even if ppl watch it its still gonna say 301? thats messed
steveh12able 2 months ago
@TheJanneJeesus Rock Knight is just that fucking badass. You saying that is like setting off a nuke and saying you're surprised so many people died.
bitterone31 2 months ago 34
@bitterone31 That is true.
TheJanneJeesus 2 months ago 3
Superb.
jkazos 2 months ago
Ha, I knew Retsupurae would favour this.
GeneticKH 2 months ago 8
Shit, Rock Knight struck twice on the same day. /watch?v=686Z2V-Dd98
quagmireforsale 2 months ago 3
Still rockin'!
LegionsOfAnon 2 months ago
So, any plans on providing a download link?
DevonAlexanderHess 2 months ago
@DevonAlexanderHess It has been added to the description right now.
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Rock Knight LIVES ON!!
MaverickhunterXZero 2 months ago
where do i get this album
nexusgiga 2 months ago
@nexusgiga I heard you can buy the album from a music store in Hedba City, I actually found my copy from the dark world.
TheJanneJeesus 2 months ago 26
@TheJanneJeesus *sigh* of course. the day i let a clown die too
nexusgiga 2 months ago
@TheJanneJeesus They started selling this on Big Bird I hear.
ArchangelDrake 2 months ago
This loving tribute is what saved Deathball's life when he found no reason to live anymore. Better than that, he bounced back even deadlier than ever!
TackyRackyComixNEO 2 months ago
@TackyRackyComixNEO "That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even Deathball may die."
TheJanneJeesus 2 months ago 4
I like that Rock Knight can play the bass, guitars, and keyboard all at once. He's just that good.
inferno232 2 months ago
@inferno232 Seeing that in a live performance would be pretty awesome.
TheJanneJeesus 2 months ago
you gotta make a whole album
MaliusEpiphany 2 months ago 3
@MaliusEpiphany I have the full album on CD but this is sadly the only song I could rip. My computer couldn't handle the rest.
TheJanneJeesus 2 months ago 2
At this rate, i think Rocknights next single would be named "The lonely Mobile Rider"
MistaRoburtz 2 months ago
...Rock Knight and his cadre can. Rock Knight's seemingly overnight success is partially attributed to his mention in the Retsupurae review of the game Cobra, where Rock Knight is fallaciously shown to have perished post-breakup of his original group. He continues to prove Cobra's creators and the world wrong.
teeterharris 2 months ago 5
From Parrett Grasjk of the Scandinavian Music Review, December 28th 2011 issue:
"Unregistered Hypercam: Part II" is the follow-up to the 2007 album, Unregistered Hypercam. It evokes memories of King Diamond and Dio. The breakout single, Deathball is comparable only to the metal-crunch stylings of the titular track. The song "Sid on Fire" conjures poignant homesick memories of the church burnings of our youth; while the jarring "Dr. Light and the Robot Master" slams us back into reality as only
teeterharris 2 months ago 5