*Almost* Anyone Can Be An Organ Donor

[ItalianStallionette]

I love this!! hahahha Spineless bastard!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Gina:))) I think there's a need to invent more adjectives so people can more fully express how they feel about George:)

[filmidioten]

Hahaha great! *subscribes*

[Blinkazoid]

WooHoo:))) Thanks very much for the subscription filmidioten!!!

[phaedress]

Omg...he's gonna light it..oh, good, he's choking. Ex-smoker angst calmed.

Thanks for putting the *almost* in there...I can't give blood or donate organs or anything of the sort, and sometimes I get pissed off at people who don't know me urging me to sign my donor-card.

And: dissecting Doubya for spare parts might redeem his useless and vile existence..almost!

Oh, yeah: funny vid!

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehe, don't worry I *assure* you I'm not taking up smoking:) I could smell those few puffs for about three days before things aired out. I'm assuming your non-donor thing is related in some way to you having had cancer treatments or the cancer itself. Doubya would have to have quite a few extra sets of organs to donate to redeem himself for the things he's done, I'm afraid.

[FlexicLoolips]

Dont Smoke lol it very bad for you. what dose it taste like huh !!

[Blinkazoid]

It tastes truly horrible. Really it's difficult to believe that way back in time anyone would have thought setting a plant on fire and inhaling the fumes would be a good thing to do. It's kinda mind boggling.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Nathan:) I'm glad you liked it! So you've got a smokin' ass too eh, LOL. You maybe should carry a fire extinguisher around with you:)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks T10!!!

[SohoSquare]

I laughed my smokin' ass off! Brilliant, Blinky. Favourited so that I can watch this again when I need an uplift :-)

[samsarajade]

lol! Is it possible there was a hidden message in this video other than to do with donating organs!? ;)

[Blinkazoid]

Well there was a hidden brain in this video:)

[mommyd23]

Love

[Blinkazoid]

Nice to see you around mommyd (((Hugs)))

[rextangle]

LMAO! How do you come up with this stuff???

[Blinkazoid]

When the tide in my brain goes out it sometimes leaves small bits of debris behind. Some of it is worthwhile. Some of it is crap, LOL.

[rextangle]

Hahaha... that's how I do it too!

[cooksterz]

Ah do i detect a bit of bashing... oh thats just the nicotine talkin!! LOL Good presentation sire!

[Blinkazoid]

Perhaps just a tad bit:))) Mainly the nicotine was telling me to brush my teeth or it was going to hang around forever, LOL.

[Furnifur]

oh Blink, how you make me giggle. I was worried about you with the ciggy though, I kept thikning "Blink doesn't smoke he's gonna choke!"

[Blinkazoid]

The ciggy tasted horrible. I had to open all the doors and turn on some fans to air everything out. Then after brushing my teeth 3 times I could still taste it. I've still got the rest of the pack. I tin foiled it to *cough* preserve it. The next time a video calls for one I'm smoking it outside, LOL.

[samsarajade]

man, you're REALLY dedicated to your videos! I don't think I COULD smoke for any reason (not a regular cig anyway!)

I was shocked to see you light up-I really didn't think you were a smoker, glad I was right!

[Furnifur]

Blink I totally understand, I quit two yrs ago and tried about two months back to smoke a cig that I bummed off my friend and it was so damm nasty I wanted to puke. One puff and I gave it up. Honestly if peopel were forced to stop for a year and then tried again they would never touch the crap again.

[Blinkazoid]

Thankfully I don't have any other video ideas at the moment which include me needing to smoke. I could smell that thing all over the entire house! And I only took 5 or 6 puffs. I should have took one puff and copied/pasted it a few times, LOL.

[yumenotenshi07]

LOL. Nice.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Yume:)))

[BradThunder]

Okay, see, I've been doing a little bit of detective work and frankly am a little chuffed with my conclusion, having poured through the B'zoid back catalogue and with the information at hand - especially from this latest offering, I've deduced, after countless hours of analyzing the data - and correct me if I'm wrong - but you may not be all that fond of George W. Am I right? ;)

[Blinkazoid]

As we might say here in the U.S. "No Shit Sherlock", LOL. Actually I just now did a search myself and noticed I'd put George Bush in my tags 8 times. Kudos on keeping abreast of the Blink catalog. You are a man of endless patience... and excellent decorating abilities, LOL.

[petuniabelle650]

Nothing I like better than a dig at the hideous little evil George, and done with such good humor, too! Good job, Blink.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks PB. Ya, It's a favorite pastime of mine, LOL.

[petuniabelle650]

Blink, if you like political commentary videos, I'd like to recommend BillyBobJoe57 to you. He hates George Bush and he's right on the money and smart and cranky and just a good guy. He's my favorite on the whole of YouTube. I also love CSSPANJUNKIEdotorg's stuff. Anyway, if you like political stuff like I do, you'll like Joe's stuff.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks PB:) I don't sub to either of those so I'll have to go check them out! I love Bill Mahr so maybe I'll like one of your recommendations.

[OhCurt]

LMAO!!!!

Perfect in every way.

[Blinkazoid]

Thank you Curt:) Though you might be without an ass because of laughing it off, even you can be an organ donor, LOL. OK, I've already used that line once but I can't expect everyone to read all the comments:)

[OhCurt]

I thrive on people not paying attention.

What did I just say?

[samsarajade]

I was just reading all the comments, and the first time you replied with that I almost laughed my ass off too! But I picked it back up-coz I need something to sit on all day! ;)

[Blinkazoid]

Recycling a tried and true ass which has served you well sometimes can be better than trying a new ass on for size:)

[CagedSongBird]

That was the BEST one I've seen! I haven't laughed this hard all day! Thanks for the laughs!

Sending love & smiles from afar!

(((Hugs))) to you...

Paula

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Paula:) I'm glad you liked it so much!!! (((HUGS)))

[CagedSongBird]

I wanted to let you know that I'm sorry I haven't been around very much. I've been quite ill. I leave for The Cleveland Clinic (Florida) tomorrow, and hopefully they'll be able to help. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that I love your vids, and that's the reason I haven't been around. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Sending love & smiles from afar!

(((Hugs))) to you & yours...

Paula

[Blinkazoid]

I hope they're able to help you Paula! (((HUGS)))

[Tobie2]

LOL Thank you for participating

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks for your video, and to ItalianStallionette's and Perrequet's videos which prompted my response.

[Lethesunshine]

Robert, I was told to be sure and watch this video. I LOVED IT!!! 5*Stars* and saved to favorites. "He" is such a sad little man with those squinty eyes and that pitiful laugh. His Daddy should've worn a condom!

Praying For Peace!

~Mimi~

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Mimi:) It's always gratifying to hear that someone has recommended one of my videos! Yep, a condom would certainly have saved a lot of people a lot of grief!

[flydarling]

Priceless, maybe he's donated his brain already that might explain a few things. Loved seeing the smoke come out but Robert, smoking's bad for your health hmmOkay? Cheers, Lesley

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Lesley. Don't worry I detest smoking almost as much as I detest Bush. I've had a prop cigarette for ages and lost it and had to buy a pack for this video. I had to open all the doors and windows and turn some fans on to clear the smell and that was after only a few puffs. I didn't inhale BTW, LOL. Yet even after brushin my teeth 3 times I could still taste tobacco. Yuck!

[flydarling]

Erm a little confessionette here, I've never smoked all my life I just hate cigarettes. However I have smoked the odd cigar usually under the affluence of incahol. I think it has taken 2 days for the taste to go away reminding me constantly that I am a bad girl! L

[liz1060]

Yes, smoking IS bad for you but just imagine how bad it is for you when it's coming out of W's a**!!

[dl737]

LMAO - what do you really feel Blink?

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Danny:) Don't get me started on how I really feel about Bush, LOL.

[LilCav68]

:0)

[Blinkazoid]

:) :)

[JealousGuy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D

[Blinkazoid]

Glad you liked it JealousGuy!

[NaturalTwentyFilms]

You must have been good at that game "operation".

When you started to light up, I was expecting a joke about bit tobacco. But no! That was belly-hurtin' funny, bro. What a great gag! This adds yet another great video to the Blinkazoid portfolio.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Carl:) I was hoping that people would mentally be guessing what was coming next when I lit the cigarette up, LOL.

[susanhas3cats]

Yep, it's true, if you've had Hepatitis you can't be an organ donor. My husband had it and because of that I can't even give blood unless I refrain from having sex with my husband for 1yr! Not gonna happen!

[Blinkazoid]

Ya, I'm going to change my title and description to reflect that there are indeed some people who can't be an organ donor.

LOL, you'd have to want to donate blood pretty doggone bad to meet that requirement!!!

[wpgpeanut]

woo hooo

[Blinkazoid]

Woo Hoo right back atcha Mandy:)))

[k6tpl]

They want our organs to sell to the rich people! It is about money and I am not going to play their game! Maybe the rich Doctors can donate some of their time once in awhile and I might consider it! And Don't even get me started on what I think about that Bush creep!And don't say I have a negative attitude! Or I will *********** you all!

[Blinkazoid]

How do you really feel Jerald, LOL. Yes, it would be good if some Doctors donated their time once and a while. Without question however other people besides rich people are organ recipients. I'll watch if you ever do a video about it. I'm sure you have some valid points but bottom line it would be good for everybody if every person without a tranmissible disease were an organ donor.

[kalacaw]

Don't mince words, Jerald. ;-)

I'm a doner, but I have no inclination to argue with your point. Moreover, consider society's attitude toward people with disabilities. Does the guy with Downs Syndrome have the same chance as anyone -- other things being equal -- to be an organ recipient?

[sandieblack]

Rock on! I'm an organ donor, and I'm not sure about my brains- but I have been told I have a heart. ;-)

[Blinkazoid]

Good for you Sandie:) I'm an organ donor too. I'm sure you have a brain. Your videos are far too good for it to be otherwise!!!

[Pippilly]

Brilliant Smithers!

[Blinkazoid]

Many thanks Pip!!!

[Whits1bone]

The spine was brillent, lol!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Sheryle:) I wish I had outlined it with a marker so it would have shown up a little better.

[OhCurt]

I think your paper spine shows up more clearly than his real one does anyway.

[DahliaK]

That was funny .... especially the gag at the (rear) end .... but I have to say, from the moment I read the title of the video and queued it up to view, I was thinking "Not someone with HIV or Hepatitis C" .... four people were recently infected that way. Preliminary blood tests failed to detect the donor's infection status, presumably because it was relatively recent.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Dahlia:) Ya I should probably go back and change the title to read "Almost Anyone". I read about the 4 people getting Aids. It was the first time that's happened in a good many years.

[twish1999]

Brilliant Blinky!

You got it perfect :-)

x hugs x

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Twish!!! (((HUGS)))

[liz1060]

No brains, no heart, no balls, no spine ... but, geez -- don't the suit fit nice?! I agree with everyone else here. This is definitely in your top ten videos.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Liz:))) Yes, I'll have to admit his suit does fit nicely, LOL. Money... A nice suit... Being able to string two coherent sentences together in a row. Have 2 out of those 3 things working for you and you can be president:)))

[FUMFR]

AWESOME!!! Where do I cast my vote? :)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Anna! The winner or winners will be decided by Tobi2 and maybe ItalianStallionette and Perroquet51. It's actually a little vague whether there will be any *winners* per se but there might be some sort of video about it from Tobi or ItalianStallionette around Dec, 1.

[Oddsweb]

great slogan there Blink :¬D I can just about see the spine.. :¬D

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Samantha! If I wasn't so lazy I would have done another take and outlined it with a marker.

[Oddsweb]

LOL, well then the detail would have been spoilt! :¬D

[slatersgarage]

Hey, quit pickin' on the special kid!

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehehe:) Yes, he's very *special*, LOL.

[KurtGnu]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.. The best slogan yet... :)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Rob. It's not exactly too catchy, LOL.

[Perroquet51]

LMAO!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Marc! Even though you laughed your ass off, you can still be an organ donor:)

[meowseven]

LOL Brilliant, Blinky!:D

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Meowseven:)))

[andymooseman]

Nice one Blink :)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Andy:)))

[FGAlxPx]

This was superb, Blink. I love it. :)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Alex!!!

[kalacaw]

You could give this to Healh and Human Services to use as a public service message. :D

Freedom of speech is a beautiful thing.

[Blinkazoid]

Yes it is. There's a LOT of countries where a person would get a knock on the door and never be heard from again for a video like this. I'm thankful to live here in spite of the problems.

[kalacaw]

I am too, for the same reason, but -- with regard to freedom of speech -- I think I just meant "may it always remain so." I worry. :)

[MamboDogFaceOne]

This is the best slogan response I've seen - getting good use out of those balls, aren't you? ;)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Mambo! Ya, for some reason balls have been a staple of my videos for ages. Even before my mousetrap videos, LOL.

[dicom]

Alright now that was just dang funny man!!!

5 stars and added to favs

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks for the stars and Fav Terry!!!

[FroGhandi]

nice one chap. cool way of getting the message across.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks FroGhandi:)

[LeSaMilano]

GW Bush -the worlds only living brain donor.

oh this is GREAT! :D

hahhahaa

[Blinkazoid]

LOL. Maybe some day he will run into the person he donated his brain to. The bad thing is that even when two vacuums collide they still both suck:)

[Perroquet51]

ROFL! You do come up with the wittiest comments, Lesley!

[TamHickey67]

Tremedous! Loved this.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks TamHickey:)

[MissTruly]

I loved the blowing smoke! Hilarious!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks MissTruly:) It's a shame I couldn't have generated enough smoke to be comenserate with the bullcrap that spews forth from Mr. Bush. On the other hand that would have set off every smoke detector in the house:)

[cazzmaxreturns]

wow

good job blink! =D

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks cazzmax:)

[katylied66]

This is hilarious!!!

I love it!!

Dianne

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Dianne!!!

[Spacemonkeyone]

Well demonstrated!

PEACE

[Blinkazoid]

I did my best. I really need some sort of smoke machine to be totally realistic, LOL.

[randomwritings]

Just don't donate him to us thanks!!!

[Blinkazoid]

Ahh C'mon. He'll be out of a job in a little over a year. He needs somewhere to go. There's a show on TV here called "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader". You guys could start your own Sitcom called "Are You Smarter than a Stonehenge Rock". He could be the first guest. I smell ratings gold, LOL.

[randomwritings]

Hahaha! It's ok thanks there would be a queue of them over here too

[NaturalTwentyFilms]

How about if we trade George for Tony?

[randomwritings]

not a fair swap my friend - Tony has already retired!!

[Blinkazoid]

That would be GREAT although of course neither of us would be getting much of a prize. If you promise to toss George in a deep dark dungeon where he can do no harm I might even consider poking and air hole in the shipping carton, LOL.