New Prime

[touchMYtourtus29]

hah no but i brought soy sauce!

[Kit9243]

QUIT DIPPING YOUR TOES IN MY MIND BUTTER, DUTCH. CRYING OF LAUGHTER!!

[TxNormlmembr19]

all im trying to do is subtract confusion from the equation, but you keep adding misunderstanding while im trying to add..understandings..

[lasicnotemo]

SELL YOUR STOCK DUTCH

[pjsatori]

Are they saying "ray juice"? Or "Rain juice" as in water? Either way. Best. Series. Ever.

[JNTJGMStudios]

This was the first video I watched with youtube on Xbox Live

[Fruscianteistheman]

this would be a fucking amazing video game

[ibotah]

All im trying to do is subtract confusion from the equation, but you keep adding misunderstanding while I'm trying to add understandings. Lol

[TristanMachuwano1998]

dutch sounds like batman xD

[95jenblob]

Coolest freeking thing I've seen

[pasa9296]

REV IT DOWN DUTCH!

[courageous93]

NOT IF YA THROW EM

[MoaBe5]

"Snails aren't quick!" "Not if you throw 'em." ;D My favorite line on this part!

[alexman17C]

Who's watching this now because NP5 just came out?

[TheComedyBros3]

When my brothers and I watched this episode the day it came it out, they were all like "Well this series looks to be boring." and I was like "NAHH!!! It's just the first episode to tell the story any what-not. :) It's Olan Rogers....he can do anything!"

[hopelessone15]

Team Emperor Laboosh!

[JEFFTHEWRIGHT]

Thumbs up if you saw the question mark in the clouds @0:17

[Decamator11]

LOL an emperor cat!

[flutist23]

this would actually make an amazing book.

[secondreality1]

bob, bob! BOB! BEN!!!! BEN!!!!!! BEN!!!!

[MRcarpenter320]

You should seriously consider trying out for Saturday NIght Live.

[boredninja97]

ahahaha olan your are way too funny xD SELL YOUR STOCK DUTCH SELL IT!!!! hahaha im so subscribing :D

[girlikestacos50]

It annoys me how awsome that was!

[girlikestacos50]

The whole entire time I was watching that I couldn't take my eyes off the screen tell me why the heck is that so intresting?!

[JoshuaJamesBishop]

@girlikestacos50 Because high quality filmmaking just is!!! :D Go Olan Rogers!

[No1Roknroll]

Slippery like a fish. Its not a bear!

[thresholder1]

WTF?

[brycepo1]

My brother said that new prime is lame! The whole series! Thumbs up if i should light him on fire!

[indyshutterbugg01]

a new saying to dutch should be, " get off your high horse Dutch!"

[TheGunfire98]

this video is so awesome that it literatley wont let me pause it!!!

[ZFinch13]

@TheGunfire98 Why would you pause it in the first place?

[W0OOTY]

check us out

[95ThEbUg95]

my friend and i are in the process of making a youtube series if we ever finish ill hit you up with a vid response

[W0OOTY]

hey olan ...love the video...pure awesomeness.. itd be cool if everyone would check out this video that we made we imporve with every video video is called Battle of the Waste... Land 

[zebrakake143]

the only time i ever see this video twice is to see bob!!!!

[KwaaiBenji]

this series is so so so so good.



[Abbyx3Rhoad]

I want to see PaulDavisGriffin in one of these Olan! You guys would be so funny together! I swear! Look him up if you don;t know who he is!

[Leion333]

I KNOW

[BigHillProductions]

Someday I'm going to meet you and greet you with gifts of exotic fish and bandanas for your genius. I look up to your talent Mr. Rogers, when you get big in Hollywood don't forget Big Hill Productions :)

[gwd1994]

Was Gray Fox an Oblivion reference?

Or Metal Gear Solid?

[LoganTotallyz]

47 people forgot Ray juice

[SSSgeneralC]

olan you need to make a second series of the last scene set in the great wait

it would be awesome man i love the last scene

new prime is epic lovin it and i cant wait to see ep4

keep up the good work man all your vids rule

and we all enjoy watching them apart from them 46 on

this vid they can all got to hell

[kexard]

@SSSgeneralC dont you get it? "the great wait" is when the overseer (the writer of the book) isnt writing. but.... yknow he could make another last scene. that would be awesome.

[JettKuso]

@callum2308 Till the life juice weeps!

[FawkesLastSong]

After hearing my brother and boyfriend quote this all the time, I finally watched it! Love it!! :D Haha, Olan Rodgers is brilliant.

[joshdaniel12345]

Okay, what is the name of the epic background music, please??

[kaitlynn1203]

quit dipping your toes m=in my mind butter duache!!!!!

[marycircle104]

me and my friends all tell each other to stop dipping your toes in my mind butter

[beerad875]

I have a random and creative mind. But it's nowhere near as amazing as your sayings.... I envy that so muchXD

[thelaughingkid1]

i like bobs hand motions :D

[topspin13]

lol a snail throwing grey fox, now that i want to see

[garuga0777]

you need some tuts or behind the scenes

[Sn4pp3d]

have to subscribe haha



[Griffboi117]

2045... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiii

[Bermudacoool]

OMFG! 2:50 is the longest scream ive ever heard! roflmao! And did anyone else notice that this takes place the same year as Doom 3? Anybody?



[HeadBangingStudio]

"Did you bring anything to drink?" "No.. but i do have a packet of soy sauce." Hahah

[55Picklekitty]

"snails aren't quick" "not if u throw them"  HA!!! funny!

[Mistoffelees11]

Bob Ninny

[lulularae]

hehe i love you guys you have such creative minds



[JoeyMiclat]

"So it's a grey fox throwing snails?!" Hahaha xD

[garuga0777]

i didn't know you could assassinate a planet haha

[Mistoffelees11]

Platoon of Power Squad sent me

[epicbacnburgr1138]

why couldnt YOU make  the last airbender movie !?!?!?!

[TAmonkeyy]

A bear isn't a fish, Dutch!!!!

[xxdragonxx221]

I had a horrible day and i come home and watch this and it makes things better

[crazymanmot]

holy crap there good

[kingvuk]

I have been Named!!!!!!! OOOOOH A last name!!!!!! I have been gifted twice today!!!!!!!!!

[ijumpoffstuff6]

I've been named! I'm Bob. Booooob, BAAAAHHHHB lmfao!

[SeventyLion]

"I asked you what type of fish were dealing with."

"Its not a bear.""

"A bear isn't fish, dutch! were talkin about fish!"

[theoneandonlyalinee]

" Stop dipping your toes in my mind buttertouch!" Lmao haha

[feligirl01]

WOW that was awesome :) I was laughing out loud the whole way through.

Bob Ninny hehehehe :P

[VrannyKat]

this is me: XD wtf?

love it

[jpngarner]

Thumbs up if pineappleboyfilms sent you here.

[leayana]

AHAHAHAHAH oh my gosh I think I must have spent the last five minutes laughing so hard!

[gingerzeppelin]

next time buy me dinner before you fuck my mind

[oneawesomefreak1]

Oh my god this is fucking hilarious, automatically subscribed

I love jake jarvi for telling me about this

[thesingingpickle]

I laughed out loud at "Quit dipping your toes in my mind-butter, Dutch!"

[vilhelmcasp]

I watched you when you were on Balloon Shop!

[666Lurks666]

HOLY SHIT THAT SHIT IS FUNNY!

[SuedeMusic]

OMG That was hysterical!!!

[ImFromFlorence]

ok, so he's trying to assassinate a planet..?

[MrCheeseburger1234]

Subscribe!

[23str8balla]

You are so creative i cant even handle it

you have to make a legit movie!

[beachbum1468]

olan,

i love you

no homo

[perboscious]

rev it up dutch dont listen to senor party pooper

[fadedlegi0n]

Olan Rogers I hope that you will keep being bad ass, so that one day(soon hopefully), I may donate lots of money to help you in your productions :D I hope to have the pleasure!

[callum2308]

playin for keeps.

[CatieDalleLydon]

Heehee I think the second one is the funniest but this one is best over all! Great job and I can't wait foe the next one! Keep it up (:

[kongchho]

man dutch's math is flawless.

[PropheticWarrior22]

"Stop dipping your toes in my mind butter Dutch!"

[heeeyproductions]

oh man this is genius. Bravo, gentlemen.

[theseanster7]

hahaha! "stop dipping your toes in my mind butter Dutch!"

[ReallySuperExcited]

New Prime + The Last Scene = Some of the gratest one-liners to quote with friends EVER. I love you OlanRogers!

[iAssassinv42]

how are you so awesome?

[stalker958]

only a certain type of people could find this funny...... my kind of people

[Raylenesicles]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!!!!! THANKS OLAN ROGERS!!!

[pineappleboyfilms]

i can't believe i didn't know about this yet. i LOVE this. it's so awesome. great job, dude.

[shawnde1]

i started laughing at "Emperor Laboosh" xD

[DarthTater84]

Methinks some hilarious New Prime shirts are in order! :D

[djdupre7]

I laughed so hard I drooled

[mrpbjman125]

whos bob?????



[SotaSamakari]

SELL YOUR STOCK DUTCH!!! SELL IT!

[December2919]

I HAVE BEEN GIFTED TWICE TODY. rofl

[adamentflyer]

i died laughing when the alien pop out and scared Dutch LMAO :D

[NinjaWearingChucks]

I love that one of the tags is "chuckles" :D

[Lily4455i]

You guys are awesome!! I have to say that im a huge fan of all of your videos Olan! They make my day a little brighter and much more joyful! :) Me and many of my friends quote you and Balloon Shop allllll the time :) Keep up the great work!

[mrawesomesk8er]

Holy cow that is pure funny

[gears5336]

WIN ... epic win

[ICanHearMyHandsRoar]

2:51 Lupe!

[kapoof2]

"quit dipping your toes in my mindbutter"

[slartibartfast8787]

Wait is New Prime a planet or a...person? How can you assassinate a planet? ...Or is that one of the jokes?

Either way, I didn't the narrator guy in the beginning wasn't very good at enunciating his words.

[Crimelord2k10]

you should probably apply for the role of solid snake if the chance comes up

[FyreFoxStudios]

Olan, you have my eternal wuv.

[JoshuaJamesBishop]

Okay, that's it, I'm subscribing.

[OlanRogers]

@JoshuaJamesBishop :) Thanks for joining in on the fun :)

[WaveOfPig]

I ain't seen thomas in forever!

[ProfessorShuckle]

Could we maybe get this on Adult Swim or something? Would easily be the best show on that channel.

[22jermz]

When you come to the conclusion to New Prime in the last episode make it emotional like you did in The Last Scene 5 please i love it!!

[LightUpTheSkyTV]

You should post videos of the outtakes of New Prime and The Last Scene!

[magnusmastah]

Quit dipping your toes in my mind, butter dutch LOL

[theminutemaids]

i detect a hint of firefly in here, with the use of string instruments and old style guns. i love

[PaulFroelich]

Now the "sell your stock dutch" part makes more sense after watching part two. Wait, no, it really doesn't. It's still completely arbitrary.

[darkneoshadow012]

39 people didn't rev it down, dutch

[flabson777]

booobbb

[tabithajean247]

When that alien said "Hello! Howdy!" I DIED and then played it back a zillion times and DIED SOME MORE.

[jumpergirls]

This reminds me so much of dragon ball Z. so much is going on both nothing gets accomplished... I LOVE IT!!!

[ncguitarplyr]

"All I'm trying to do is subtract confusion from the equation. But you keep adding misunderstandings while I'm trying to add understandings."

[orangechicken44]

Rev it down Dutch!

[jonnofinster7]

haha this is killing me! Very creative and flippin hysterical!

[ncguitarplyr]

LOL

[adamlambertreally]

i have been named

i am bob

byaob

bob

bobby

bob

i am bob~

[InescapableClarity]

Bob Ninny, jellyfingers!

[TheRockinsockz]

My new goal in life.... memorize the conversation at the beginning.....oh yes...

[BlackDeathFrenzy]

NEW PRIME EPISODE 2 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[nategreen86]

I cannot -WAIT- to see episode 2

[lglp3]

O Em Gee can you hurry up with episode two aaaggghhh lol

[chickscometome]

Rev it down Dutch!

[TheLunchRaven]

That was probably the funniest and most epicly intense video I have ever seen!

[knowsis]

ahhhh a last name! I have been gifted twice today!

[TheBrazilification]

Quit dipping your toes in my mind butter Dutch! Lol Epic win

[TOAST4005]

I like the Narrator's name...Voice Wizard.

[mrsbarkleyofcamelot]

OMG! LOVE IT!

[aclockworkmartin]

how can you possibly assassinate a planet?

[MrZach925]

When are you gonna make a sequal?

[nightmare727]

2:59 to 3:17 NON-STOP LAUGHTER

[micah960]

Whens the next one gonna be?! D: I cant wait!

[lglp3]

lol Snails aren't quick! not if you throw em

Quit dipping your toes in my mind butter hahahah

good stuff!!!

[Joophish]

do have a room in ur house just dedicated for greenscreen? ur stuff rocks, its inspiring haha

[bubbatlive]

when craig said vaguely, i friggen lost it my god that was good

[alassinsane57]

@bubbatlive craig? i believe you mean reid. reid is dutch's real-life name. unless you're talking about wheezywaiter... then that would be embarrassing on my part n_n

[CaptivateActing]

HAHAHAHAHAH "Quit dipping your toes in my mind-butter Dutch." hahahahaha

[Poppit77]

I love this so much hahaha

[Perrodue5]

Olan I so badly wish I could be apart of your videos.

[agentjs09]

Pretty much from 1:20 to 3:30 I was literally laughing nonstop

[nikedmondson]

Fifth time watching this. It's still perfect.

[NickCheko]

REV IT DOWN DUTCH!

[MandMSTUDI0S]

SELL YOUR STOCK DUTCH! SELL IT! lmao

[TheMadisonMadness]

i actually feel like this might top The Last Scene

[dpxdemon]

I love this. I love all of Olan's videos, funny as ever, original as ever, brilliant acting and amazing editing and use of music. Keep up the great work Olan :)

[bmonge10]

I can't wait to see more of these videos!! Haha they are so awesome!!

[bmonge10]

Hahahah I love it!!!!

[KaraTropicana]

SUBMIT TO ADULT SWIM!

[xSeven50x]

Watching this video is like the equivalent of hearing the master key chest open up in Zelda. Plus Phantom looks super serious.

But how does he plan on assassinating a planet?

[courageous93]

@xSeven50x He's an interplanetary terrorist. If terrorists have ways of blowing up buildings, I'm sure an interplanetary terrorist is capable of blowing up planets.

I think. Maybe. Perhaps.

[xSeven50x]

Phantom is super freakin cool looking

I jus wanna know how he plans to assassinate a whole planet :P

[LATiNAMAMi369]

*pause* "Literally the worst possible thing right?" LOL "gray foxes can't throw snails, they don't have opposable thumbs.." best yet -->"all im trying to do is subtract the confusion from the equation, but you keep adding misunderstandings while im trying to add.. understandings"

[Kelaabable]

this is hilarious. be sure to put more Bob in the future. I could see some pretty funny interactions between you guys.

[Gabrielxps]

A BEAR'S NOT A FISH DUTCH!!!

I know... ;)

[DontWatchMyVids810]

LEGIT VID!!!!!!!!!!!

[allisonxnosilla]

hahahaha scary alien fingers!

[dcfc4200]

i got the 2012th like o.O

[alassinsane57]

"a lot of things are quick, dutch."

"like?"

"like snails."

"snails aren't quick..."

"not if you throw them."

[22jermz]

Hahaha this is amazing! Keep making videos like this they make my day :)

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