I'M LIKE EDWARD!...except not...at all

[Theatrefreakk1234]

i'm 14 and 5'7.. so i'm not that short..

[ThePrincessmaya10]

Your eyes look so sexy!

[nomeutente61]

so disturbing... =) in a good way (i think) i'm not really sure i want the opposite sex knowing anything about me, and by the way YES THAT WAS SO OFFENSIVE to little people, and i got even more offended when i realized you weren't talking about children

[suicideprank]

You make me feel good about being short;)

[Maddsacross]

I'm 4'11 and 14 xD

[degrassiqueenakanena]

@Maddsacross omgg me too. so cool.

[HallowsEver]

I'm (not guna telmy height lol) I'm thirteen, I like animals. I like video games (Yes, I'mma girl) I make random jokes that are kinda offensive but...its ot like I tell anyone. Ily. Ur videos are sooo frikkin funny. I love little people too. oh!!!! and I typer really fast lol!!

[Bubbazluv123]

I WANNA KNOW HOW TALL YOU ARE SHANE! D':

[OMGnights2]

Lmao. All of the people who have commented are 12 - 14 XD

[poprocker234]

im god knows how tall nd ily ur vids they make me laugh on shitty days i like reading(nerd) lolz nd i love to sing nd play a bunch of insturments im also making a movie with two of my friends :) nd ik this has horrible punctuatiion but i hate grammar so yah :p <3 oh nd im 13 almost 14

[xXJuicyBreezeXx]

shane, u know that if u say u like little gay people,it will only make u look more lika a pedophile...and the worst is: A WEIRD GAY PEDOPHILE!!!!!

[annmariegal13526]

i'm 12 and i'm 5'2. i'm a Shane Dawson lover and i like batman and hello kitty i like heavy metal and techno. my favorite color is black, it complex yet simple. my favorite season is spring. i want to become a photographer. Shane i'm little love me

[cholatti]

I am a person who likes animals.. I'm very spiritual... I love David Bowie and Lykke Li, my favourite colour is orange. I like to sing, draw and when I get a bit older I want to be a writer (in my own language, haha) because people say that I've got a lot of talent and because it makes me feel good. And right, I'm the coolest person in the world.

[AyaG2000]

shane likes little people ? :( im 12 and 5'5

[Skrillex2TheMaxBro]

I am 5'1 and 12 years old and i am gothic (just wear alot of black) and i am a trouble maker and i cause a lot o ppl to get mad

[marika249]

I'm not fancy I'm a girl I like pink purple and blue I like penguins dolphins puppy's and tigers I like swimming and that's about it oh wait one more thing I like Shane Dawson so if you don't like Shane Dawson get away from me so do you want me now

[LuverOfAnimeDotOrg]

@MIAn1fan You could be my twin :3

[YoYo9613]

DTF?

[GuthixX2X]

Um am I like the only dude that commented on this video?

[Ava25810]

Im 4 3 im only 12

[JordanStienlover]

I want u

[iloveshanedawson864]

i am 21 and i am 4"5'

[MegnSmoak]

Shane, I just realized that the majority of your fans aren't even at the legal consenting age. I'd say you were corrupting the youth of America, but I'd be lying.

Just remember, when you find your little person check that they aren't just a young person.

Hey! You could be like the guy off of I hope they serve beer in hell! Dtf a little person stripper?!

[Gabe8883]

Im 14 and 4'8"

[KimZMagic]

I like orange juice, blood, scary ass movies. I also like drawing my enemies being brutally tortured, and I looooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee biting peoples juggulars....thats me :)

[MIAn1fan]

i'm 13, 5'7, happily single and i like listening to music, watching tv, hanging out with my friends and watching your videos shane because they help me escape all the shit in my life for a little bit

[Beth99hou]

one of my bff's is a little person. :)

[sweetheart5314]

@ilovemathsNOT dtf is from jersey shore lol "Down To Fuck" lmao

[sweetheart5314]

I'm 14 years old 5'2 (: -3

[MsBoston1998]

i'm 5'3 andd 13 years old. i love to watch the stars at night. i am single right now. i luv to watch ur vids cuz they always make me feel happy

[iLoveMinaj95]

im 16 and 4'10 . want my number ? (;

[BlondesFOREVER98]

No one can do better than you Shane!!! :)

[ilovemathsNOT]

what's dtf??

[vruiz1276]

I'm 4'11 too ._.

Lulz (x

[tsofan13]

I'm almost 16, about 4'11 and im the second shortest girl in my school, like to be crazy with my friends and love Shane Dawson and I like guys who aren't jerks to me XD

[Blairvictoria82]

Wow down to fuk who???

[zany46045]

I'm a certain age, I'm a certain height, I -3 certain websites, and I am bored :P

[RainbowsAndLies]

I'm 19 going on 20.

I also don't sleep lol

I loooove kids I want a career working with abused children.

And I love Shane Dawson!

[MsChichi98]

i'm 14 and 5"7

[Sifismoshlover]

@MegaSmurf9 Im 12 and 5'2 ha!

[iheartepiccupcakes]

Dtf???

[thelonbot]

@iheartepiccupcakes Down to F**k

[CandyRox1257]

Im 10, canadian AND SHANE DAWSON IS AWESOME!!!!!!!¡

[wonderworm0607]

I'm 11 and I have no idea how tall I am I just know I'm little. Oh yeah and Shane ur videos r sooooo sunny!!! U make me smile all the time!!

[BunnerAndKennAreBffs]

iam 11 and 5'3

[thenannyrules100]

Well I am 5'5 and 12 I love animals an I sing and play guitar I am single (but not looking for anyone) ummm I love watching your videos cuz they make me laugh :) so do Brittani Taylor's :)

[peoplelover120]

yay for little people like me[not reallt little im small]

[emjesssab]

im 12 and im like, 5.9

[BJCJProductions]

something

[BJCJProductions]

im little and im like 4'

[JayMay416]

Im 19 and 5'0 and the lil kids scare me with all their seductive comments!

[500lilmonster]

Im not small im like insanely tall o_o

[drummergirl1334]

I'm a little person! My dads hispanic, and my mom isnt that tall anyways. Lol, im really small!

[twinkiemicester]

@drummergirl1334 like how small

[drummergirl1334]

@twinkiemicester around 4 ft, 5 inch.

[vampirebites88]

shane is so edward with the romantic stuff, but so jacob with the joke and stuff, and so both becuase he's sexii!!

[TatumHalla]

I'm a litter person but nobody stalks me so that's good

[azfight3r]

19 turning 20 in two days :D

Gay and taken:D

always looking fo friends

I love to hang and make videos.

always willing to collab with someone :D

[Erythael]

Turning 17 tomorrow and still 5'3 x'DD

[CaitlinCastree]

@Erythael im 16 on the 12th im only like 5''1 or 2 :/

[MegaSmurf9]

@CaitlinCastree i am 12 and 5"3

[ShaneDawsonFan3100]

@MegaSmurf9 im 12 and 4"9

[theepp3456]

I'm lil but my mom would kill me if she found out I watch ur vids and that I know about u know wat before we had the talk lol

[littledaydreamgirl]

Your angle of your camera is LOL, your eyes , LOL, but thats sexy:)

[TigerLoverx]

I'm 13 & 4''8. Yes, I'm a little abnormal teenager. c:

[TheWildSong]

I'm 14, 5'3, not rail-thin but not fat either. Music is my obsession, passion, and my life. Love to laugh and left my mind in the gutter. Technically(and medically) I'm not insane, but that doesn't mean I'm totally lucid. Bottom line: I'm a very fucked up person.

[MsMyChemicalBlink182]

@TheWildSong you literally just described me. Age, height and personality. Fuckk....

[lilganstaer]

i havent watched one of your videos in about 2 years

[squidney6609]

ur eyes are freaking huge and u look like ur on freakin crack!

[Fluffy441992]

DTF REALLY? LOL

[Maybefunny2468]

Anything is better than glitter.

[annie1emo]

im 14, 5'5 and i like sitting at home watching scary movies by myself coz i love the feeling of being scared, im very curvey and i love my emo buddy Gaz coz we always end up headbutting each other every time we hug... oh and i nearly forgot im emo..... so yeah!!!!!

[Tayria75]

well, not single but wat the fuck? im 13, 5'4. not skinny, attitude tht is as bad as the devils. im a christain, and i love shane dawson, and all the other chaeacters too. so yeah, there ya go. oh and im bi. so yeah bye:) c:

[missycheesy1]

Your hairy arms are sexy in my opinion

[hotstuff42700]

I'm 5'2 but I'm 11 so...............

[iiluvmusic98]

It's ok Shane I don't like sparkley men....but I'm also 13...so....

[ThisGirlLikesMusic45]

I am glad you aren't covered in glitter. Much hotter.

[xXxxTJxxXXx]

i dont c y u always put ur self down ur a catch :)

[super06141996]

I woke up at 8:30 pm im watching this at 4:30 am im the Vampire here

[TheRuscalsrose]

i am 5'8", 140 lbs, i also have a strict diet... cuz of my u.c... and my allergy to copper... i CANT EFFING EAT CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

[JaxPickle]

OMGOMG HE LIKES PICKLES!

[Dinocarmex552]

Im a little person shane!!! Im 15 and 4'4

[cOoKiEzMoNsTaA03]

@Dinocarmex552 THAT'S SOOO COOL!!!! I'm really tall, & I always wanted to be short

[kisskissbieber]

DTF means dying to fuck

[TheHunnybunny98]

at least body hair doesnt make you look gay when you stand in the sunlight xD

[britchic42]

i am 5'0 and oddly shaped, i stay up really late (hyper at night, tired at day). i love blue too, navy blue (my hair's darkblue). i like going to the malll alot, id say im a shopaholic... i like hot sauce alot and buffalo wings. and i have an extremely unique personality and really smart. I LOVE PANDAS AND ASIAN CULTURE ALOT!!!!!

[ilovemuffins88]

NO. Shane I couldn't do better then youu. you're as good as they come and I LOVE YOU.

sorry i'm not tiny, though. and I'm only 12. (; and DTF? down to F**CK.

:)

[abirosesings247]

im 5'6, 16, and not very normal. but in a goodway. i hope. i used to be kinda big as a child and shy and rele self conscious, but now im sexy and i know it xD kinda. i love to sing, play guitar, and watch shanes vids(: go look at my channel for my music covers(:

[ddbabbie]

I'm 5"11

My fav color is green

I love pickles

I'm afraid If little people I'm afraid of stepping on them...

And I love hugs, and Laying in bed and watching shane!! Lol

[buwica889]

Its better to be harry than to glitter...♥

I LOVE U SHANE!!

[kittycatcathrine]

I think that massive amounts of body hair is sexier than fucking GLITTER. Edward is gay ... you want facts? HE FUCKING SPARKLES!

[greykitty745]

i love blue

my fav animal is giraffe

my fav band is marianas trench

my fav youtubers are shane smosh and jenna marbles

my fav fruit is mangos

i love pickles

i'm 5'2

my fav movie is scott pilgrame vs the world

my first concert is going to be simple plan ft marianas trench

[georginamollyxo]

I'm 4"5 and I'm 13:)

I'm OBSESSED with kfc, and you;)

[CourageKeeper]

I prefer body hair over glitter :)

I love my men MANLY ( and by manly I mean a bit on the hairy side)

[BlankGamingChannel]

@musicVamp527 i love smosh too they make me laugh so hard but as for shane i luv him ... Not in a gay way lol shane u rock man

[ItsTheHoly666]

What's a GTF?

[12345ljr1]

@ItsTheHoly666 its DTF and its down to fuck

[TheMuffinDudes]

Im 14 I hate pickles but I LOVVVVEEE YOU(:

i am 5'2 and probably am done growing. Im so turned on when you whisper ;) bahahaa...

Well i love you!

And it would be my dream to go on a date with you and you to kiss me -3

[musicVamp527]

Shane, you'd love me then..I'm 4'11, at 18. I will never grow again, but I just missed the "little person" status. I too love pickles, they're probably my favorite food. I'm a music obessed journalist, who does not ever really go outside because I live in Florida and its way too fucking hot to go out 99% of the time. I love Shane Dawson videos, and Smosh, they're hilarious. If someone can play guitar or scream, they're automatically hotter to me. There's more but guess you'll have to wait. :D

[kamnb11]

NO CLUE HOW TALL I AM I AT 16 srry caps on i hare pickles luv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 the beach i can stay up alllll night i am sorta short 4 my age lolz ummm i like the mall ps my mom work there free lazer tag!!!!!!!!!1

[1edbassmasterfan1]

im 12 and im 5"3.... XD

[BabyJewellsAFirework]

@1edbassmasterfan1 lol me 2...weird...

[helenjunko]

His eyes -3

[Mexican2325]

im like 13 and im 4"5 idk but im really short and people like me idk if its cause im short or something but im kinda considered a little person at my school so...yeah...btw have you ever been in band? i know kind of a random question but im in band and play trumpet and i just wanted to know if i had even more things in common with you? ;)

[TheL023R]

That arm hair can't be real!

[WhaleBubbles328]

Omg his eyes are like O.O

[sanagoesrawr]

I'm like 4'11" and I'm 18 so I'm done growing >>

Does that count as a little person?? :D <3

[autumnsingz]

I'm 4"7 and I'm 13 :$

[chocolatelover11275]

@autumnsingz im 12 and im 5"2

[HeiriiSama]

I'm a little person! XD

[TMBpro2]

I'm 5'1 1/2 and im 11 .....i can be that little person.

[typicalnovice]

I love you Shane. -3

[theawakeandunafraid]

I like rock music, sushi, and the butterflys I get when someone hugs me from behind.

I think the little things in life are the most beautiful, and not enough people make the most of that.

I wear electric blue skinny jeans, baggy black band t-shirts, and converse.

I draw manga and have an entire wall of My Chemical Romance posters.

I love good suprises and the good unexpected.

I worry too much.

I get upset over nothing but bottle it inside.

I would change alot. But I won't. 'Cos it's me.

[MsDaniGar]

IM 4' 10

I love to be your lil person friend! hahah :)

[LarissaHillMoore]

I am a lil person! Everyone calls mee migdget buuuut I am not the full on midget.

Lets say, Lady Gaga & I are exactly the same height! No joke, she only looks tall because of her 17inch Stiletos.

We are both 5.1 (: & my shoe size, no joke I have to shop in the kids section :/ Soo embarrasing! Size 4 in ladies... I only think I will find shoes for mee in China because they have little feet like mee!

Soo, Shortay says hi Shane! <3

[MiyuCross12]

im 4' 11" so if that counts as a little person hit me up ;D

[darellano1000]

Shane,

Im 4 foot 9 and a half...

I fucking love you sooo hit me up beh-beh:)

[twinkiemicester]

@darellano1000 how old are you

[Georgiixxalix08]

Well I'm 5 foot and 13 so call me shane!!! :) xxx

[mase1105]

carlos ok call i gtood ok a boy ok shane ok !!@@ call me carlos call

[sabrinaskittlesXD]

love the video and i love you ....p.s imma single pringle ;)

[IEatedYourMuffin]

i'm a 13 yr old girl and my fave color is blue :p i draw random stuff and put it on deviantart. i like Phineas and Ferb, Owl City, and of course Shane Dawson :3 I play guitar, piano, and i sing. thats about it, BYE. :D

[sabrinaskittlesXD]

@IEatedYourMuffin lol your just like me woo hoo XD

[IEatedYourMuffin]

@sabrinaskittlesXD AWESOMESAUCE lol :D

[TheOneGirlification]

age: 13

hight: 4'11"

more: IM THE WEIRDEST B***h ULL KNOW! hi!!!!!! oh i love tacos and gummys.... and ya brown hair, brown eyes, really pale skin (w/ tan) but with normal tan im still lil white b***h

WELL peace! (>-)

[Winkay1129]

Me: I'm 13 My favorite colors are blue and black I'm 5,5 I love Shane Dawson with all my heart <3 People classify me as 'emo' I look different now then in my vids I like pickles :p Names katelyn I am so lonely D': Single pringle mom and dad divorced when i was like 3 my grandma and dad are mean to me i cut i crash diet That it?? Oooo and i can't stand stupid people.... idk why.. bye

[VSpinknation13]

Down to Fuckkkkkkkkkk

[xfunkychicken940x]

LOLOL!<3

[crazylife104]

I love you. We are a perfect match!!!!!

Im 5'2 and i love people gazing and i will be your little person friend!! I love you!!<3

[TheMrZoobie]

im very short

[Missimo24]

THIS IS ONE 1YR AND A DAY OLDq!!!

[Freehugs21]

IM 5 feet tall!!

[theonlyrealvirginia]

im kind of quiet but wen i know u im crazy hyper, i love shanes vids and idc wat u say shane ur gorgous, in a manly way =D im about 5'7 pink,red hair with blue strips, im bi, ummm idk ask if u wanna know more

[themadhatter10771]

but me on the other hand im 5'6 1/2 and definitely not short

[themadhatter10771]

shane my middle school has a bunch of short people!come visit us!

[beautifuldixie2]

i am mexican

[camoman36]

i love short girls:)

[snowfire24]

Haha, he liked a homunculus.

[adriandgabby]

im funny,annoying,perverted,im loud,and im a girl!!!im 5' 0''...short but not that short...when i spelt short i accidently spelt shart!!!

[Apex12Predator]

this is came out exactly a year ago

[retupidgirl]

4'9 and turning 14 next month little person alert !

[CocoaPiggy27]

Most definitely not a little person... 5'11 and almost 14, but still growing -.-

[Ali84Shorty]

Well i'm only 4'11 lol so i guess im a lil person =p

[jamie420711]

im a little person :D My friend looks JUST LIKE YOU and hes 19 and hes awesome xD he hates being compared to you though phaha he usually curses me out everytime i saw "im watching your twin on youtube!" hes all like "HELL NO BITCH" <3

[TheRevengeofmyghost]

People call me tiny, because im short like 5'2, and im 19 soon, so its okay. call me lol

[Potatoes4free]

DTF down to F**K(:

im 12(:

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

@Potatoes4free FAIL

[britchic42]

@Potatoes4free haha me too i is 12,and the other thing lol

[sademissmarchstewart]

hey yo i force you to marry me you are now mine

[ilovejustinbieberpie]

I have a little person friend she is do so nice u could just chew her up and eat her not in a bad way

[godhater11]

At 14 I was almost 6 feet tall

[xkevin50]

Infact they are about only 5 in

[xkevin50]

I know a lot of little people

[1shineefan]

Omg! U say u not sexi but I think u r cute I'm 5'6 so I kinda wish I was smaller now but oh well anyways love u love your videos hit me up on face book or something Cher Docs is my name ^_^ xxxx

[OveRedemption941]

haha i'm 4'10 ;) i'll be your friend forever Shane :)

my name is Tori

i'm italian (only 25%)

I love music and i have a good sense of humor

wanna hear an awesome joke?

WHy are pancakes on the ceiling?........the answer is purple because aliens don't like coffee!!! :P....yeah, that was lame.

Love you Shane!!!!!!!!!!!

[111111noA]

11/02/2011

BJUUUUUUUUUUUTIFUL MORNING

RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE AND SHANE

[TheLaughxD]

My name is Sophie

i'm 11 years old(twelve next month)

I'm Irish so I'm automatically awesome :D

I Love music,friends,facebook,youtube and of course Shane Dawson :DD

Today is Tuesday,yesterday was halloween and i got a ton of sweets :D

Its quarter to eight right now :D

[101shimmer101]

:( Shane Im ** years old and Im the tallest girl in my school even my teachers :( Everyone calls me a skyscraper! Are you saying you don't like Tall people?

[serapikumi]

I'm Marty, I'm a bisexual (almost lesbian) girl, I'm 14 and 5'10". I find it cute when people mistake me for a college guy. :D

[1Bestie13]

IM SO OBSESSED THAT WHATEVER YOU DO,I'LL DO!!

<3 <3 <3