Ali G - Animal Rights

[GanaLaMana]

shut up the damn audience

[tonyzoom55]

looks like david blaine

[TheoneParky]

It came out, it was hot, whatever, but it was still alright.

[MOXWELLDIAMOND]

this is when the show started to lose its juice

[rhettoric]

WICKED!  WICKED!

[livingdeadgrl18]

animal rights activists and a woman with a hedgehog

[cyberpolice9000]

*sees the hedgehog*

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

[Alinejust4fun]

jews are the most good looking on earth

[lowlypeasant]

You don't eat the chicken, wait for them to kill the other one. Then you got two chickens! Yum!

[SadDepressedClown]

Ali G is brilliantly creative !!

[Cuirras]

What the PHHHHHUK is dat ?

[8bobthebuilder]

...and a woman with a hedgehog...

[zoyeeee]

WICKED ALI IN THE HOUSE :D

[jigglyfidda125]

*takes out a hedgehog*

ali g; ''what the ... fffuck is that?''

[PeacefulFaith]

heres a chicken, if you dont eat this we kill another chicken LOL

ali g is crazy dude hahhaha funny as hell

[Oipunxunite]

I'm vegetarian and even I find this funny.

[okmasko]

@Oipunxunite

So, what would you do? Eat the chicken, that is alrady dead or let kill the other still alive?

[AEAfriends]

@okmasko Eat the chicken. I would probably barf it up, but whatever.

[WoahWoahWoah10]

do those old people know ali g is jokin + that?

[plentium]

id say ur all sad wank fuckers and need to get a life and geon il slap u with a fucking turkey if tha likes stupid waste of space ali G's mint as fek :P

[bgkmad]

My favorite animal is steak.

[thingz]

for ur info,Ali G is a fictional character created by Sacha Baron Cohen,same goes for Borat & Bruno,he does so to make top-established ppl to look em foolish

[LuckyStrikeDEAD]

"Here's a chicken. You eat this chicken, or we kill another chicken."

[EGarrett01]

I imagine you say go ahead and kill another chicken. Because what you're really deciding is whether a chicken dies, or a chicken dies and you have to eat it also.

[linorednaxela]

no the first chicken is already dead....

[EGarrett01]

Doesn't say that.

[linorednaxela]

true

[itsthestarsthatshine]

ali g is a ridiculous human being.

what is he doing?

he is an embarrassment to himself.

[beanz443]

Obviously the art of building a believable character has eluded you. This guy is a comedy genius and while idiots such as yourself believe he is embarrassing himself, he is in fact embarrassing this guests.

[Geonihilist]

I forgot to mention, that they're eating meat because humans can make the necessary fatty acids during infancy. Here's the link:

vegsource (dot) com/articles2/harris_walking_w­ith_beasts.htm

[Geonihilist]

I'm a vegan and I'll say it's true that a meat diet resulted in bigger brains and some vegan are fucking crazy fundies. But, there are alternatives for the vegan like flaxseed and grains that provide the necessary fatty acids that helped increase our brain size. But, as far as I know, this is only good for physically-matured adults. When I have a kid, they're eating meat for their youth and after they can be a vegan if they want to. See, not all vegans are crazy :)

[ole89]

^ ^ dumbass

[veganisme]

anti ali g animakls HAVE rights

[jbrian80]

Vegan zealots are absolute wankers. Tey are bunch of pillocks.

[MYZTFYD]

Whhhoooo the 100th comment oka nw nuffin 2 say

[McLarenMercedes]

If you crash your car and it has a load of repairs to be done on it do you start by washing it and polishing it first? No,and neither should they talk about animal rights when there's cruelty and crime in our society for humans. First make a better world for humans,THEN they can start with animals.Humans always come first.Nature wanted it.

[dusteroo]

That suggests that humans aren't natural, if you're going to seperate us in the sense that natue comes second to us...

After all, without nature, nothing would exist! Objective reality itself is pure nature - independant from the human mind.. independant from human exploitation. Without it, we certainly couldn't survive; it is simply ~the foundation for all life~.

Nature comes first.

[McLarenMercedes]

Animal rights is damn stupid when we don't even have human rights in loads of countries and there is still racism,sexism,child abuse,rape,drugproblems,crime,­unemployment. Hey there's always global warming.First solve the HUMAN problems.

[luisDT]

if some fucktard tells me I can't eat meat, i'll eat him

[missydee101]

I jus had beef and chicken and it was gooooood!

[ALFWEDARF]

And as for the 'little girl' comment, it takes a man with very big balls to stand up for good, whereas the spineless shits who just go through life skiding along on there arses and not giving a fuck about anything else other than themselves, are immoral Cowards.

[ALFWEDARF]

Odin> Continued: The fact that humans do not need to eat flesh at all and that there are meat substitutes available which taste as good, why do people feel tthe need to go to places like McDonalds etc ? Does the cancer inducing junk taste that good ? You talk about enjoying ourselves, we vegans DO enjoy ourselves but we care enough to not eat the flesh of a murdered animal because we like it's taste. The taste of which I would sooner insert wasps into my asshole than experience again.

[Odintaker]

And yeah, who gives a shit if few cow dies? Universum is so unbelievable big place that it doesn't affect on anything. You probably believe in god and santa claus and other story creatures too, don't you? Everyone's life here is pointless, like Platon said, "only men who have walked outta cave can understand that." And a big man afraid of cancer, hah.

Ps. there's a big difference between murder and homicide, so use word "killed", not murdered. You sir, are too earthly man.

[ALFWEDARF]

Odin> Those arguments you are throwing back can be likened to the kind of mentality of a primary school playground. If life is respected, then the world would be alot happier to live in. It really is that simple. On your comment about the fear of death, I have no fear of death because it is natural wereas factory farms and abatoirs are not.

[Odintaker]

Well that's your opinion, my opinion is that the world is a lot happier place to live in now than without meat and beef.

[ALFWEDARF]

What a stupid fool you are odin, you cant even have any empathy. Your a big pussy. Tell me, do you care about people ? I do alot.

[Odintaker]

Well, in my opinion what you stand for isn't good. I can have empathy, but only for human individuals, 'cause I know what animals are and how they act, thanks to my university degree education. So I can use my brain instead of letting feelings control me.

[ALFWEDARF]

Odin> You dont have to tell me about being level headed, I'm probably one of the most level headed people you've talked to this week. But somebody who doesn't use his heart, can be callous and callousness is dangerous for the common good. Imagine if everyone in the world thought with ice cold grace and no sympathy ? You could be stabbed in the street and people would walk straight past.

[Klytemnest]

Empathy reserved only for humans and not all sentient beings is quite simply prejudice. It's called "speciesism."  There is no rational reason why torturing, murdering people and eating their flesh is wrong while the torture, murder and eating the flesh of other sentient beings is OK. This is not about feelings. It is about a rational approach to ethics.

[Odintaker]

As I said empathy is for people and animals that are important (useful) to me. Animals = useless, only good for food and clothes. Useless murdering and torturing is idiotic, I agree.

[Klytemnest]

Like I said, a rational (not merely emotional) approach to ethics leads to the conclusion that there is no reason why the suffering of human beings should matter to us, while the suffering of other sentient animals should not. The only reason for this dichotomy is prejudice - speiciesism. To suggest that only animal that are important to "me" should receive our moral concern is to suggest that the universe was made for our convenience.

[Klytemnest]

And this same mentality leads to a dichotomy in human relations. If only people that are important to us receive our moral consideration, then why care about the genocide in Sudan or human rights abuses in Iran, or the victims of hurricane Katrina, the tsunami, the civilians that have died in all wars... It's not about emotion. It's about the rational concept of EQUAL CONSIDERATION OF INTERESTS.

[Odintaker]

God, I SO MUCH WOULD LOVE TO VISIT SOME ACTIVIST CONFERENCE AND EAT A BIG DELICIOUS BEEF FRONT OF THEIR IDIOTIC EYES! All of them are just a bunch of low-educated jerks.

[ALFWEDARF]

Odintaker> Animal Liberationists (most of) are actually very intelligent and can see that the barbarism by man in the world is wrong and unnatural. The meat industry is fuelled by greed of money and the quickest way to make money is to exploit something that cant fight back.

[Odintaker]

Ok, typical animal liberationist, where did you find that fact? The one that says most of ALiberationists are very intelligent? Nowhere? That's wrong with you people, talk talk talk, no facts or brain-work...

[ALFWEDARF]

Odin> If I was to explain to you exactly why we are so angry at the way animals are treated, you would understand a bit more about our movement. I doubt there would be any point though, because after the last comment (who gives a shit if a few cows die), I'd be wasting my time.

[Odintaker]

As they say, mercy is a people's weakness. Those people can't think in the best sensible way 'cause they always need to consider their feelings too. You sir, are one of them, afraid of dead etc. little girl's problems. I'd love it if animals were like us, but they really are not, as the legendary "woodpecker" test proves. And many other too. Ps. again talk talk talk, no facts... you just told your opinions, that's all.

[ALFWEDARF]

Odin> Oh....and by the way, Animal Liberationists are intelligent. I know several of them and we discuss on a deep level. Do people throw these ridiculous unfounded arguments back at us because they are frightened ? Or is it because we are just right and have more facts than you systematically brainwashed puppets ?

[XxBabyGurl1223xX]

yeah because people who realize that we dont need mcdonalds or burger king to survive r sooo stupid. and that whole not wanting to murder innocent creatures to make money... pure idiocy

[Odintaker]

Wow you scumbags really should read science a bit before making any decisions about this, because animals really aren't like us. It is ok to kill them 'cause ANIMALS ARE ROBOTS THAT ARE CONTROLLED BY THEIR GENES. We can survive without McDonalds etc. but who gives a shit? Let's enjoy our lives instead of trying survive without beef. Murdering innocent creatures is a FUCKING small deal, universum doesn't give a shit if few cows die. Read philosophy, erm, XxBabyGurl1223xX... ... Haha.

[XxBabyGurl1223xX]

ive forgotten more science than u'll ever learn dickhead the only difference between us and any other animal is that we're the alpha species. and 'robots that are controlled by their genes' is really scientific u fuckin idiot how do u think we work? everything we do is controlled by chemical reactions in our brains... the kind of chemical reactions we inhereit genetically... so ur dumb

[Odintaker]

Learn to type thanks bye.

[XxBabyGurl1223xX]

ya so i'm pretty sure i just shut u the fuck up

[Odintaker]

... No, just read science, for example about that grey back woodpecker test, before you open your baby girl mouth. You are again one idiot who is telling own opinions without any scientific facts.

[EtchoCrane]

"You mean that Colonel, that bogos Colonel?" .......... "No." LMAO

[pancakekiller91]

that borat

[sweet2002talk23]

ROFL.. 'The dog can go wicked'..

[stuartamclerie]

What, you mean that Bogus Colonel.......quality

[SarahLee1]

Here's a chicken. You eat it, or we kill another chicken.

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[RammsteinFan1100]

ali g rullez

[SardonicusRexx]

Ali G is either insane or a genius. He certainly does a good job of playing your average idiot.

[ChiLiPiXiEs]

one hundred squid lol

[CriticalJuncturePro]

If a vegan eats vagina are they still a vegan?

[Ifoundher]

Yup. If a Vegan sucks a guy off it's Vegan and if a Vegan breastfeeds it's Vegan. =] Idiot comment.

[JeanySullivan]

Only if it's a human vagina and its owner is still alive.

[cruelkitti]

ha...ick...lotsa really horrible visuals.

[alhadeed]

No animals live with us. We are animals remember!

[lickableplum]

animals only have a right to be on my plate, they are stupid little creatures that revolve around us

[levs45]

LOL, You really wanna piss someone off init haha

[GenocideActivist]

I love masticating Meat, but I agree with the old stiff, I would never eat a big mack, those things are fowl. Who the hell puts curry on a burger? and the so called meat in a big mack, its mostly soy and cow guts. But I would eat a hedgehog.

[alhadeed]

we ave an animal here with us at the studio.... Ai that's wicked... It did survive, it cam out hot or whateva, but it did survive the nuclear thing

[alhadeed]

yo philosophy squares, keep it real!

[oklasooner28]

undefinedego WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? damn no one gives a shit dude! you must be skinny, pale as fuck, and have no fuckin life playing computer games all damn day no one gives a shit go out get laid get some pussy and shut the fuck up! damn!

[jWof84]

Undefinedego may be all the things you accuse him of, oklasooner28, but you seem to have issues and a very short fuse - between the two of you and bluewillow786 we see the classic YouTube commenters, neatly packaged. Thanks.

[undefinedego]

insanity is unfortunately the normal reaction to an insane world... see this person ^ oklasooner28 this is the problem with the world... does feeding your emotion like that ever fill your ego? sigh, words falling on deaf ears

[Yggdrasill4]

Lol must be a vegan

typical vegans usually responds like this if you don't agree with them.

[undefinedego]

... I eat meat.

[gthbf]

nothing wrong with playing computer games....dont be such a stiff

[erdal0]

"here is a chicken, you eat this or we kill another chicken", >priceless< zubabuzhuhafha

[w738]

What a bunch of fruitcakes.

[guilloguzman]

"here is a chicken, you eat this or we kill another chicken", hahahaha that's quite a dilemma.

[edga69]

damn, considering the amount of exposure and time that ali g has been around, there are some fuckin stupid ppl on this site.

[Sound100]

wat the fuck is that

[Waldi1989]

he's sooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid in his interviews...I know that guy cant be serious.

[skyisnolimitx]

hahaah "you eat this chicken or we kill another chicken" :-D

[crazylou420]

hahaha, eat this chicken or we kill another one. animal rights people are so wierd... if we arent supposed to eat meat why does it taste so good?!?!

[nodlezfodlez]

100 squid? ROFL! This was so amazing.

[Kunvict]

MAN! ALI G RULEZ!

[ronaldinho065]

we did a experimen wiht amouse to see if it would survve da nuclear thing and it did it wus hot and w.e but hahahah

[Sophiekiwichen]

heres a chicken, eat it or we will kill another chicken ...ahahah he is the man!

[benia88]

OK ali G

[Womyn]

LMAO that poor old man

[pawsie494]

it survived, but it came out hot

[emute]

that would make a good football, but its illegal :D

[ashiepie69]

lollllll love him!

[1988blowme]

"here's a chicken, you eat this or we'll kill another chicken". fuck that was funny

[waesrdtf]

you mean that bogus colonel?

[SuperStar2025]

He's so great. I like him as all his characters but he is most attractive as Ali G

[susanhuynh]

i love that line in the end about the chicken!

[BLUEWILLOW786]

WAT THA FACK IS DAT LollllllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT WAS JKZ

[hyperbole2]

what if someone said "eat this chicken, or we kill another chicken?" hahahaha!

[hjt78]

hi hyperbole2

What is your answer to this question (assuming you are vegetarian)

[hyperbole2]

and why would u assume that I am vegetarian?

[hjt78]

I am not making that assumption, it is just a theoretical situation. By the way what's your answer

[hyperbole2]

In fact I am lacto-ovo-vegetarian. It's a tough choice, but I would eat the chicken because that animal has already been killed. I would not want an additional animal to be harmed.

[arandall781]

fag.

[hyperbole2]

nice to see how open-minded you are

[anakissm]

if i were a vegetarian and i really cared that much about the life of a chicken i would refuse to do so merely out of principle as i would see co operating with them as a form of agreement and would prefer to ignore them and not let coercion be effective as long as the outcome was the same. but i don't really care as chickens have a much lower conscious level than humans.

[IamThanh]

Wow, you should be one of the smart alleck retards on the show :)

[anakissm]

heh thanks i guess... i wouldn't want to waste my time talking about stuff i don't really care about.

[lalelulilo]

how do you know?

[undefinedego]

how do i know that chickens have a lower conscious level than humans? well, mainly because people have developed language which they can use for intelligent thought, chickens on the other hand have not, there thinking is restricted to im hungry and i need a shit etc...mostly basic instincts and very little thought that varies from that, apes and chimpanzees however have a much higher conscious level than chickens

[lalelulilo]

again, how do you know? In fact, chickens are more intelligent than mammals like cats, dogs, and even primates. Dr. Chris Evans, administrator of the animal behavior lab at Australia's Macquarie University, says, "As a trick at conferences, I sometimes list [chickens'] attributes, without mentioning chickens, and people think I'm talking about monkeys."

[undefinedego]

true, consciousness is subjective so there is no objective method to test it. intelligence and consciousness are not the same thing, although they can be related. we can test intelligence but that doesn't really give something the same value as people, my computer is more intelligent than a chicken but no one is arguing that it is conscious... although i do believe computers will one day achieve this, through reverse engineering the human brain by high resolution scanning.

[Squwab]

your 5 and u read that off my myspase page =P

[undefinedego]

lol whats your myspace page? 420 tomorrow!

[Squwab]

actualy 420 is on my youtube page and i didnt put that there

[pokeracc]

that laughter is reaaaaaalllllly annoying... do people not know what parts are funny?lol

[Porsche911gts]

It is so hilarious that when he is trying to be stupid from a comic genious standpoint, he say's something ingenious on a philosophical standpoint. Love Sacha, so great!

[sumweirdgurl]

ali g is sexy!