"Body" Tales Of Mere Existence

[ivegot2words4ya]

I feel that my hips are too big. They are probably just as broad as my shoulders, since that`s usuall for a girl, but since I`m not that tall, I feel stubby and chubby and speaking of my shoulds, I`ve always felt that my shoulders and arms look kind of manly because they are so well defined and the hair on my arms is too visible. My skin isn`t really pretty either, I feel as if it`s too red some places and I have some pimples here and there. Thighs are like logs and my lips are way to pouty.

[Xeliaely]

I think I heard a statistic somewhere that guys were more likely to have an eating disorder than girls a long time ago. I wonder if it's still the case. :0

[sharks0003]

Eggs and Red Meat are two of the best foods for you haha

[BrazySavage]

@sharks0003 you couldn't be more wrong

[sharks0003]

@BrazySavage R u kidding me? maybe if your a lazy asshole haha but organic eggs and red meat are great for you when you're active i.e. Junior A hockey player, and need the protein and vitamins

[Freefalldreams]

Very good! This reminded me how long I spent hiding in oversized clothes and trying to avoid being photographed from the side because of my butt, tummy, and that wad of fat under my chin! It took a long time and some better clothes before I got to liking what I saw in darkened windows and random mirrors...

[NotBogSaget]

I don't exactly know why, but this got me.

[BurningMarmite]

i love his sarcasm

[lachiemac666]

@greenbunnylover Thankyou for assisting us all by pointing out the error in not eating

[greenbunnyluver]

@BLACKinkish: if you don't eat it's called anorexia nervosa. It's an eating disorder that can transgress into depression. START EATING!  I seem like I have it at some restaurants because I can be scared of eating too much, mainly because I threw up at a wedding reception once and had to sit out of the rest of the wedding. Seriously, not eating will eventually kill you because it eats at your fat then your muscles and when it runs out of muscle, it can't get anymore nutrients and you die from

[BLACKinkish]

@DreamBy The Fire

nah after awhile it just becomes normal, but now i get pissed really easy, tummy cramps and it hurts to wear things like jeans and my bra because it pushes agaisnt my bones

[duces02]

you have a lot of issues.

[arielgomiz]

Excelent! Dont you dare to read my mind again! LOL

[Howtovideos99]

This is like the opposite of "My Nice, Nice, Day.".

[benjamincrouzier]

The guy in the movie is ugly so you can relate to him

[CrissBlackHawk]

Me, as much food as I eat, I never get fat.

[blankgirl9180]

Same here but I don't feel guilty when I eat I sort of have a personality like you its weird I thought I was the only one like that

[BLACKinkish]

i dont eat :/

[DreamByTheFire]

@BLACKinkish don't you get hungry?!

[Elinatura]

Well... What should a woman do then -_- ..

[bmisgom]

Yeno i just realised hes drawing the pictures behind the paper and ive bn tryn to figure out how he does it and always just thought it was some sort of animation or somthin..crazy

[rollerfox88]

@bmisgom I just assumed it was drawn on a graphics tablet, and put onto a gray-paper background...

[RightMeow69]

I'm a 21 year old man I love eating and I feel bad about it not because of personal appearance cause I'm one of those skinny assholes that eats and eats and still has abs. My vanity stems from another shallow perspective in terms of women, I'm afraid my bedroom stamina will be effected.

[awesomeguy135000]

your a teenage girl

[GeneralCane]

@awesomeguy135000 Well he doesn't cover his insecurities by choosing a Youtube name like "AwesomeGuy."

[imkohia]

See, more girls would probably watch porn if the guys were attractive as well xDDD

[Tim751]

Now That You Mention I Realize It Too

[freddakiko]

i'm quite happy with my body, the only thing i was ever self conscious about was my speech. i ended up fixing that by just trying to talk normal every day and beating it into my brain.

[Canadaroxmysox247]

you look like the best lev yilmaz i know of :)

[iamcorncob]

i have about killed my laptop battery watching these videos

[Scum8ag]

The ripped version of Lev still haunts me in my sleep...uggghhh :D

[pikachu12ism]

Even when it looks lik this it feels like it looks lik this

........ dude u soind like a robot or did u use a translater

[Regnfall]

That is soo true

[OmerasWoW]

lmfao @ 1:26

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

i sooooo fell ya...love your work man your the best!!

[VirginOfRape]

1:26. I woke my man from laughing

[janistonbest]

I always felt my hands were out of proportion with my body because in high school i had a friend who only came up to my shoulder but our hands were the same size and my wrists are really skinny and even though guys say small hands are endearing and even though they look like this \||/ it feels like they look like this *

[RAWRxYAoi]

God I love how you talk. It's like you never use periods even though you only use periods when you write or type and you're not doing either but it just sounds like it and I think I enjot listening to you because I never talk like that and could never get into the habit :)

[P90xFitnessExpert]

I Felt in Love with the story Line..

[PatrikLarssonRang]

NEVER.. I repeat.. NEVER Stop living your life because of how your body is shaped!

[xXShrinkWrapXx]

you speak to my heart Mr. Yilmaz

[MrJacob882]

NOOOOOO NOT THE VODKA!

[MrJacob882]

1:26 HOLY SHIT!

[Szederp]

Pure genious!

[TheMrjeffery1]

Keep on drinking vodka. It way better then abs

[MaggogZ]

I find that for neck and chin definition, it get's better as you go to the gym as well. My face was WAY more defined when i was skinny, but I put on like 40 pounds and now it looks like a baloon.

[Devourthebook15]

This guy is amazing.

[Aerneth]

vodka barely has any calories. drink up!

[eliza1813]

OMG! 1:27 ROFLMAO!!! That is awesome!

[morocohot]

same experience with legs...same feeling in general (most videos), thx capo

[iRayuLaz]

I hate hearing people bitching about this.

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

DON'T FUCKING BITCH.

[blissisbliss]

I Can Relate To You.

[cyanmanta]

Is it just me, or is it getting harder to be the kind of porn star that looks like Ron Jeremy? It seems like the standards for male porn stars have been going up. Must be because female porn stars get paid about 4 times as much. A lot of men who want to make a living doing porn have to do gay stuff too, which usually pays them better.

[TheRocksolid89]

Actually, the part with the trainer and swimming - tried it. It DID make me feel much better.

[Fan1234Naruto]

i'm not tht old, but i hav big muscles(mabey not tht big) but i'm too skinney, but then after i eat more i feel a little to fat.... fuuuuuuk

[kinaharo]

lol @ 1:28 

[fried4]

tht picture HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH u made my day

[iRayuLaz]

I'm just like this, except I always have other stuff to do first.

[AndreaRatliff1981]

dont we all think horribly about ourselvs :P

[wassup986]

True about the porn. Like...do girls really like having sex with Ron Jeremy?

[foxdemonkikyo]

@wassup986 Brings in the money. Hell, cmon dude, they're sluts in the first place, what do they care?

[wassup986]

@foxdemonkikyo You have a good point.

[Blueglassgirl123]

@wassup986 Only the ones that get paid do. Lol

[PrickyKorv]

The porn-part made me laugh so hard. I wonder why the dudes always have to be so gross...

[HDTVGamePlay]

@PrickyKorv Gross? You're the one sucking cock here, not us

[darkmyro]

@PrickyKorv its either so that men feel like they can get these women or they can identify with him even tho that completely untrue lol

[ProyectMooneJazzers]

@PrickyKorv

Do rephrase, not all men are "gross".

[VirginOfRape]

@ProyectMooneJazzers she meant on porn..idiot

[ProyectMooneJazzers]

@VirginOfRape

I rest uncorrected, and I only reply to the fact that you are unbelievably intolerant to the fact that I'm far more attentive than you, so, please, go wash your fingers.

[InfiniteMushroom]

@PrickyKorv One reason for gross dudes in a porn is to give a flicker of HOPE to the poor slobs who are watching it!

[LitterBoxScandals]

@PrickyKorv Because most men who watch porn on a regular basis can't get "good looking women"or women at all... so when they see a guy like "That" with a girl like "That" it gives them hope... only to crush them back down when they try to meet beautiful women which in turn creates a viscous cycle of talking to women, losing self esteem, watching porn, REPEAT. Eventually your left with a porn collection even Hugh Heff would say "That's just wrong" to.

[tehsempai]

@LitterBoxScandals i dont watch porn regularly ,(total lie), but when i see a nice looking girl with a nice looking guy having fun i dont get hopeful i get lonely, envious, and depressed ,so i guess your kinda right

[KISSAproductions]

ROFL

[jemmao241]

think everyone has something about their body that they hate dude :)

[pokinsmot]

im all sorts of goofy lookin

[Falconpunch2]

oh dude what you think you look like.... i am

[bryanfuel]

1:25 made me laugh my ass off

[FlareonB]

@bryanfuel #LOL

[Bloodyfists777]

1:57 SWIMMING FTW!!!!!

[Yaarrr]

Who here seriously can't relate to 0:51 to 1:10?

[JosiahSCooper]

@Yaarrr

Joking?

[morikahjo]

Hmm...My body image....I feel as though the hair on one side of my head is thinner than the hair on the other side. i'mtoo fat, my legs could be thinner, my boobs might be too big and its possible that im too tall....But then I think, well maybe this is just the way im supposed to beand maybe it serves SOME purpose although I couldnt imagine what it might be....ah well!

[IINCR3DASWAGG]

oh my god i just realized how the drawing was in real time and how the lines moved so fluently...if you lookclosely the moving vague shapes in the backround is actually his hand! mind=blown

[Rachelcampbellll]

1:26 <3

[SchneSchamuel]

You, Are awesome!

[TheEvilGoat456]

Did he draw a dick underneath the black square?? xD

[LiveOutLoud87]

@TheEvilGoat456 LOL no, that's the crease of the lady's leg!

[xutianyangkevin]

Omg. I can totally relate.

[ManectricPup]

My toes are about as long as my thumbs.

[1988SurajB]

lev's been watching the woodman :P

[pogmog]

It sounds like Steven Wright without the jokes. I like it.

[indigoleafs]

Imagine what's the case whit girls...

[P90xFitnessExpert]

You Channel looks great too

[landraider101]

eat more eggs life more weight

[everyonedoesit420]

1:28. LMFAO

[GIGA1OO1]

At 1:45-1:50 that was me and youe mom

[previouslyadjetive]

I have been assured, and even confirmed with a mirror on optimistic days, that I look like this:

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I feel mostly like this:

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Also: Why the hell do they have guys that look like that in porn? It is not right!

[LadyLuxish]

@previouslyadjetive because unfortunately it seems the ugly guys are the only ones who can perform under pressure, and the hot men who can go "gay for pay" since gay porn is worth more.

from someone in the industry.

[previouslyadjetive]

@LadyLuxish ah. Dammit.

[toxicMDR2]

Same story, although I don't really care what I eat if it tastes good.

[kikilana103]

"i think i look like this" (corresponding picture of odd fish creature with belly flab)

LMAO.

[NumNumMunchies]

NEVER stop drinking vodka. that is never the answer.

[mrfudgeyhead]

@NumNumMunchies

To even suggest...

superstitious, barbaric even.

[Knoiv]

@NumNumMunchies The solution to all of lifes problems... for atleast alittle while.

[boof1123]

do you breath

[MrXIndestructibleX]

Magic bean guy from Zelda @1:08

[manmythlegend12]

The ending was so true. I started actually working out and getting in good shape like 7 oe 8 months ago (I'm pretty trim now), and I feel more self-conscious about myself than ever. And i've noticed being much more judgmental and acting like a douche. However, I can't really help it. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't stop lifting or running or whatever because now that I've started I'm afraid to go back to my "hideous" old self who didn't care what people thought. Sigh

[Hazard484]

Strage, me and you are think the same about our body. Except I'm a kid.

[Unclenick2012]

I dont get it

[Treasures4Food]

Oddly, the character seemed more lovable before the uber-makeover.

[TheLed5]

@Treasures4Food that's the point

[Treasures4Food]

@TheLed5  Nobody needs you to clarify "a point," not even the one at the top of your head. :)

[TheLed5]

@Treasures4Food You're "a douche-bag"

[YakovDub]

sooooo true

[falcon12312]

1:45 cartoon sexx

[SkullOfRoses7]

LOL 1:22-1:27

[XxXKissesFromKoriXxX]

Imperfections is the things that make a person perfect. So, don't worry, your imperfectly perfect :D 

[xichigopunk]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is so brilliant...

[namelsess93]

The first guy that I've heard of, that worries about his body as if he was a woman..

[Nouta1]

The way you say "this" constantly got me. I lol'd so hard it hurts

[iateyursandwiches]

moral of this story let's just all agree that everyone hates themselves partially even when others wouldnt see why(say someone who admires you) so we should all just stop complaining and acting like we're the most miserable person alive. sigh ppl... i swear i feel being an animal would be more rewarding sometimes

[FrodoMikky]

AHhahahahahaha! THat was great. I can relate sometimes, lol. But yeah, don't fret about it haha. It's temporary

[DandyDizzy]

You look like Iggy Pop at 2:09.

[AccordingToWillow]

Looks like you were watching a Ron Jeremy porn.

[manmythlegend12]

So true man...I was always the really skinny kid everyone made fun of. About a year ago I started lifting with my brother, and I got pretty built and muscular. However, I've never felt more insecure about my body in my entire life. I feel like I can't eat a single chip without feeling as if I'm putting on 10 pounds of fat. And I can't go a few days without lifting because it worries me that I might lose some of the progress I made. Getting fit only makes you worry more...it's sad.

[laloca787894]

i just showed this to my 11 year old sister. this would have been better than any self-image lecture i would have gave, thanks!

[yesyeahyes1]

it is not a good idea to be chewing gum while getting up to 1:26 -- I almost choked from laughing too hard

[StarWell101]

@yesyeahyes1 OMG THAT JUST HAPPEND TO ME!!! Exept I swallowed my gum... and I have to get another...

[imaj1c]

your videos are awesome!

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

pale is beautiful... serious... 

[ratikcaz]

i never realy get fat and the exorsizing i cant do when i get more paper ill be telling about thing's about my life just like you

[electricunt]

story of my life.

[SuperLifetips]

I love you

[eljoshuat]

you are awesome

[TheControverseMan]

wow. thats 100% me O.O

[MrBenstek]

I don't see why that guys penis is coming from his belly button... tbh

[PocketknifeKid]

01:27

[Kenster1025]

Lift Weights

Get Big

Get Cool Car

Fuck Chicks.

[thedudsonette]

@Kenster1025 those chicks (please don't call girls chicks) don't think that way we're for the outside

[Kenster1025]

@thedudsonette huh? I got the first part of the sentence, but I don't understand your grammar at the end, use Google Translate if you have problems with English?

I was just using the quote found in the "How To Cope With Depression" video that AgentXPQ posted. So go bother him about it, and not me.

[thedudsonette]

@Kenster1025 it's normal english

we as in those chicks don't think that way.

we're for the outside in like we are here for the outside.

[MrPwnag3]

@Kenster1025 epic win

[MrPwnag3]

Respond to this video...  epic win

[ginad17]

@Kenster1025 Be a douche?

[Kenster1025]

@ginad17 No not really, how can I be a Douche when I am going to be in computer based field which would require an customer service ability to be forefront? So no I can't, besides I let elderly people on the trains and buses have my seat. Also I was saying it like it is, I was just using the quote found in the "How To Cope With Depression" video that AgentXPQ posted. So go bother him about it, and not me.

[ginad17]

@Kenster1025 You want way to much time on that paragraph that I am not going to read.

[Kenster1025]

@ginad17 Thanks for your reply, have a nice day.

[evilpower252]

@Kenster1025 that was actually really funny xD. ...references....

[Wolfina2]

@Kenster1025 Rinse and repeat

[totesme14]

♥ 1:27! I think everyone feels like that

[lee3nfi3ld460]

anyone else think the end picture kind of looks like Tony Horton?

[stuckupcurlyguy]

goddamnit I just saw your hand in the background, and now I can't unsee it. very distracting!!

[LobsterEyes]

OH MY GOD, IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING MY OWN LIFE

[shadenmonk]

ROFLMAO! : 1:27

[RedHotMuse12]

This video acted as a less-harsh introduction into western culture (I.e. America)

[gaveintothedarkness]

1:45 is ron jeremy

[Happybunnylandtokyo]

I started laughing so hard at 1:27

[rszl]

i hate how i relate to all of his videos.. i feel as if im the only one even though we're all like this.

[STroB]

Dude... i look exactly how you feel.... xD

[luvtehcomix]

i'm a little pale because i don't get out much. i've been working out for a year now, and my arms and legs are more muscular and defined than ever. i have these lines on my stomach from a lifetime of bad posture. my nose looks big, but only from the side. i have these big lines on my cheeks under my eyes. i have an angular handsome jaw. i have long pretty eyelashes. my hair is different every day. i have three moles with hair on them around my face. clearly i don't worry about my body that much.

[adamwham44]

HAHAHAHAHAH 1:41 

[atruedisneyprincess]

I love the handwriting, I'm a girl and mine's not that good

[thedarkdragon89]

@atruedisneyprincess since when does gender define handwriting? I know plenty of girls that can't write for crap, and plenty that have great handwriting, same goes with guys I know, it mainly just comes down to how steady of a hand you have, I have "shaky" hands so mine isn't great but it's pretty good.

[atruedisneyprincess]

@thedarkdragon89 I'm just saying, in general girls have better handwriting than boys

[mostafaa666]

@1:27 Reminded me of our neighbor!

[shreddedreams]

1:43 haha!

[sweetsuga717]

take it from a girl who's battled with anorexia her entire life... you don't want to be skinny.

[testnumberone1]

@sweetsuga717 you dont NEED to be skinny, but most of the time you do if you want to be accepted by the fucked up society we live in.

[vervegren]

aww, I think you need a hug :P

[ilovetruffles99]

guys have insecurities about their bodies? newsflash to me.

[Phaze252]

@ilovetruffles99

Everyone that's human has felt insecure about their body for some reason or another.