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  • you should rap ... i mean god you speak so fast without trying

  • Hey, are there any other nerdfighters from the Dominican Republic? I'm trying to prove I'm not the only one.

  • Solution... Maybe? /watch?v=mSHBma0Ithk&list=LLRB­reHAhCKe-4faxpIGrXmA&feature=m­h_lolz

  • President Aristide tried to do good things for Haiti. The elite (who enjoyed the Duvalier regime) did not like his policies, which were intended to create an even somewhat self-sufficient Haitian economy, so they, with some help from the U.S., ousted him. Twice. They have also (undemocratically) banned his political organization, Fanmi Lavalas, which has the support of the majority of Haitians.

  • No mention of why the money & subsequent food left in the 1980s? Just a little fact-based conjecture, but the US subsidies of American corn and corn syrup killed the last agriculture Haiti had- sugar. So... our sweet teeth (tooths?) and lobbiests also made Haiti poor. I'd say government DID FTBA. Whoops.

  • @Cassanovella Yeah. Haiti imports U.S. sugar now, when they were once the largest sugar producer in the world! Their economy cannot survive with free trade if American goods are consistently cheaper than their own.

  • Holy crap. The subtitles on this video are accurate! On every other video known to youtube if you click subtitles the people will say 'cheese sandwich' and the subtitles will say 'in the houses of parliament' (I've literally seen that happen) xD

  • When was the earthquake in Haiti again? Wasn't it in 2010? I wonder how they all are. 

  • Any other Dominican nerdfighters? No? I'm alone in this? Fuck.

  • OMG Gigantic partiality digested lumps!!! Aahahah. Fantastic. I need to find someone to insult now XD

  • He doesn't really know nothing about Haiti, he just know a little about history of Haiti and he pretend to describe why Haiti is poor. Actually I unlike this video because if he pretend to describe why Haiti is poor he should be able to know "Haiti have internet". I know that internet is not popular as well as USA or Dominican Republic but Haiti have "Cyber cafe" in almost every zone ( especially in the capital) . if I meet this guy in Haiti I'll probably kick his ass.

  • @MrSamy1600 I think he meant that the rural area where he went did not have internet.

  • @standingstare He must to speak clearly because most the people who are watching this video never been in Haiti before or doesn't really know something about Haiti, If he say it in this way everyone will believe that Haiti doesn't have internet at all.

  • @MrSamy1600 We won't believe that if we read your helpful and informational comment! Thank you for clearing this matter up, so that people watching this video now will do so with more awareness of truth.

  • My mom went there.

    She met with the former president.

  • There is no Internet in Haiti? You need a reality check my friend. I agree that Internet is not easily available like in north America but there is 3 ISP companies in Haiti and they provide Internet services for those who can afford it, check your facts before making false statements. By the way I am not Haitian but I did travel there for humanitarian work and found the island beautiful outside the capital.

  • We're discussing different national perspectives on Haiti in history class, and I cited you.

  • absorb it into the dominican republic/the U.S.A.

  • Haiti is poor through foreign factors and because of their own fault.

    It's 50/50.

  • because they elect a singer/pop star to be president HAHAHA LMFAO

  • @KampucheaKing Before he was the President, Ronald Reagan was an actor...

  • I went to the Dominican Republic to work with Haitian schoolchildren (yes, yes it was awesome). I would add that a huge portion of today's problem resides in the fact that after the war and massacre that happened between the DR and Haiti the DR grew extremely xeonophobic and greatly increased thier racist view of Spanish (white) supremacy against dark skinned people. The effect being DR coorp are able to cheat and hire Haitians for dirt without either gov protesting, thus screwing Haiti further.

  • The thing about it is that the Dominican Republic is the fastest series of words ever spoken on the internet!

  • this was so informative!! thanks!!

  • No. Stop watching vlogbrothers. You have been watching them all day and you need to pack and sleep. Almost midnight, why am I still not ready?! D:

  • pray

  • You forgot pollution. The very little water in Haiti is very dirty and harmful because people dump there trash anywhere because their government sucks. Of course, people in Dominican Republic dump there trash everywhere too, but I notice that they put effort into throwing it in the trash cans, but the Sanitation department kinda throws all that in landfills. Im living in D.R., I see this stuff all the time (especially in poor areas).

  • I love how I actually CAN and DO talk as fast as you...But in real life. xD

  • are you that guy from Out There you know that australian picture you remind so muck of that Millar dude

  • That vid was freaking sexy! I couldn't help but get naked and take pics

  • @Babeigurl82 0.0 

  • Machiavelli would recommend taking it over then moving the white house there to live there. It could work.

  • I am sad. I am sad because I didn't find out about that until 9:30 that night. I wanted to cry, because I live like 10 minutes away from the planetarium, and it my life's ambition to see Hank in concert. I still can't get over it.

  • Whilst watching this video, i not only had the nerdfighters tab open, but also the your pants tab open, so while hank was talking about rape, my dad comes into the room and sees that his 16 year old daughter is... strange to say the least... and of course, i live in the Uk, where pants doesn't mean trousers, but underwear.

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  • AP World studying. . .

  • Haiti is poor because of history....it resulted from the only successful slave rebellion. External countries subsequently refused to have anything to do with the country in the early days because if a country run by slaves became successful, slaves on other colonies may revolt....in the Caribbean slaves outnumbered the white ruling powers. That, followed by the political problems that followed...

  • This guy needs to hit some grass to calm down his anxiety.

  • SOLUTION: send a vlogbrother to haiti so he can experience what its like there and return and show people what they can do to help haiti out

  • Dumb Hauli

  • You should read Restevec!!!!! It's a true story of the child slavery in Haiti written by Jean Robert Cadet, who was a child slave who escaped.!!!!!

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  • Thankyou Hank, for helping me with my Human Values and Technology essay, discussing the social implications of vertical farming.

    I will include references to you in this format: (Green, H 2011, Why is Haiti Poor?, Vlogbrothers, Nerdfighteria)

  • You talk incredibly fast. You could turn that power into a SUPER-HERO POWER. Just think, Hank.....all that talking power!!!!

  • Haiti is poor for the very same reason the US & Europe are becoming poor.

    Big Government trying to run the country and dictate its people's lives.

  • I just wanted to thank you for making this video, Hank. And also to let you know that this inspired me to choose Haiti as the broad subject for my giant research paper for my advanced literature class. Thanks for being the inspiration for my paper. ^_^

  • I learn more in one vlogbrothers video than I learn in one semester of school.

    That is both sad and awesome.

  • first thing i tought "WOW, WHAT CAMERA DO YOU USE" second thing "ARE YOU AUSTIN POWERS"

  • Another environmental reason I was taught is their land management. Haitians cut down all their trees, but they ran out of room. They couldn't chop down any more trees, because there weren't many more. The lack of roots caused the soil to erode, so crops could not be grown.

  • If you were my history teacher I would have an a instead of a b minus

  • you really need to be a teacher...

  • @MaLaBrianna he is.

  • Your hair looks cute today.

  • @alexhalbritter Well, that's creepy. But, it's also true :)

  • ooo i went to haiti too. and there was internet i think. i stayed at an orphanage and all the kids got the chance to skype call their adoptive parents on sundays :)

  • he has books... he's smart.

  • @jahnsmikey lol

  • OMG THERES A CHARLIEISSOCOOLLIKE VIDEO IN THE SUGGESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jahnsmikey I will assume you are joking and laugh along with you...

    HAHHAHA good joke.

    P.S. if you weren't joking, take off the "good joke" and please feel offended because I was calling you an idiot ^_^

  • wow... i did not know this !! :) thank u and yu SHOULD become president !!

  • im not john

  • Haiti needs their creole pigs back. I largely blame America for Haiti's current state.

  • Ok so my dad likes to just see what I'm watching on YouTube some times... and he did while you were talking really fast and said something funny so i laughed... and he was like are you watching that in fast-foward...

  • lets masturbate

  • Do the Malaria pills contain caffeine?

  • OMG! You talk so fast! O_O

    (not a bad thing)

  • ur on to it brotha, on top of that, haiti was paying france equivalent of 40billion dollars between the 1800's and 1940's for 'losses' of slave plantations!! when the US occupied in the early 1900's they they smuggled our bank reserve Gold bars in coffins out of the country, and Duvalier when he took off, also took the coutry's money with him to france!! hmm,and rumour has it that Haarp technology..which can find oil but also causes earthquakes, found that the area is second to middleast in oil!

  • The problem was that our dictator (DR) was killing every Haitian that dared pass to the Dominican Republic AND then our OTHER president like 6 years later or 10..or something threw in a really bad economic crisis. And NOW our president is a douchebag. But on a happy note,our beaches are cool x)

  • Hank, you remind me of my friend who has almost all of the same mannerisms as you.

  • i took those same pills to go to africa. *.*

  • Haiti needs internet, that'll solve everything. LoLcats will create peace?

  • I was in the DR and saw Haiti when you posted this.

  • I hate that I could go see that. :/

  • press 6

    then press 9

    then press 2

    "Bad People Kills you"

  • I have a friend who went to Haiti and took all the sickness preventive stuff but still got something. I think it was malaria...but she is fine now I think so maybe it wasn't malaria. Anyways, Hank I hope you stay safe and un-sick!

    Wow France hundreds of years ago really messed Haiti up. Jerks.

    O.O No internet in Haiti??? That is awful! It is weird to think that some places in the world don't have internet.

  • I am possible going to the Dominican Republic on a mission trip this fall! I'm sooooo excited =]

  • I could listen to "The thing about it is that the Dominican Republic is" for the rest of my life.

  • I just really enjoy listening to Hank say Dominican Republic.

  • Malarone is shit

  • @LoveLick7482 uh..."strum" your ass?

  • it's interesting to think that Hank is going to Haiti probably for charitable reasons when japan just ha their tragic earthquake and tsunami, but Japan is a wealthier nation, and if Hank went their now he would be in trouble :'(

  • At multiple points throughout this video, I felt like I was watching a George Watsky "Pale Kid Raps Fast"-esque performance.

  • @whatsupfizznugget YES

    That kid never fails to blow my mind.

  • To Hank or anyone else who wants to know why Haiti is so poor, watch the video Haiti and the Devil's Curse. It's a thirteen minute video from Real News that shows the real history of Haiti and the role of foriegn intervention in bringing about Haiti's poverty and political instability. It's truly eye-opening and shows the strength and beauty of the Haitian people and the suffering they have had to and continue to endure.

  • "I am headed off to Miami tomorrow morning at Six-freaking o'clock in the morning..." Hank, that was redundant.

  • go to an internet cafe >> they have those ... youll find crappy internet but there is internet.

  • "...but the thing about it is, is the dominican republic..." I dare you to say that as fast as Hank.

  • Haiti is also not helped by the fact that every few months people will just disappear. I went to a world slavery exhibition during the anniversary of the absolution of slavery in the UK and Haiti is one of the most exploited countries in the world in terms of slavery. This slavery mainly comes in the form of people from the Dominican Republic just taking people from Haiti and keeping them enslaved. We say slavery was abolished but it wasn't. Surely that can't be helping?

  • oh advert advertising singles in dominian republic, WHY must you be so inappropriate?!

  • i love ur frikin camera!!! what kind is it???

  • #YAY

  • Hank blinks at 1:39

  • @ProjectVignette hahaha he does, like, 30 other times in the video too!!! its weird! u know what, i think its john that never blinks. cuz if u just, like, watch his eyes, hank blinks a lot in this video.

  • @idiocracy2040

    Considering that he does not always know the age of his viewers, that is probably a good thing. Besides, if i were him i would hope that this video sparks enough interest in people so that they take thier own initiative in further researching Haiti and becoming more involved/up to date with history/current events. I did not know that either though, so thank you for sharing more information with me and for taking the time to do so, i appreciate it.

  • @Idiocracy2040

    Germany & Japan had stable governments. Haiti didn't. That plays a huge role in it bro.

  • Ok, so your an American, if you go to some 3rd world country,such as Haiti, Mexico, dame near any place in Africa ect and something back happens, Bot Fly, Malaria, you're kidnapped, you're killed, you're butt raped, you're forced to smuggle back heroin in your ass.... It is your total fault, why? BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

  • why not blast a side of there mountain range so the water falls on hati also

  • Nice camera!!!

  • 1:01 "The thing about it is that the Dominican Republic is"

    Say that as fast as Hank does.

  • @IdRatherBeOnPluto Thats fucking impossible

  • @IdRatherBeOnPluto

    xD i can actually do that...

  • @IdRatherBeOnPluto he would probably make a good rapper.

  • @IdRatherBeOnPluto Say anything as fast as Hank does.

  • Interesting, i never knew those things and im glad that i know something more about Haiti and the DR now

  • Hm, this was a good'n.

  • Wow, this is deep.

  • I just got home about an hour ago from my annual medical mission to the Dominican Republic...both Haiti and the DR are in desperate need of help. Haiti's situation is awful, but so is the situation in the DR, because people tend to see the tiny fraction of resorts/tourist areas and not the poverty that is rampant throughout the rest of the country.

  • @Idiocracy2040 The logic here is, No people = No problem

    The problems they face there are the same that can (and have) hit any other country in the world, the diference is that Haiti really has it turned Up To Eleven there. Unlucky ...

    Now don't talk about logic or "truth", you're just a racist Troll trying to compensate for something by spamming comments on an youtube video. Go find something better to do with your time "Mighty Whitey"

  • PLASMODIUM FALCIPARUM !!!

  • 1:00 keep replaying that you'll laugh

  • Also that they had to pay France off for property loss (i.e. slaves) with 90 million francs. They finally finished paying France in 1947, as in only 64 years ago, which is really close to now compared to when Haiti actually gained independence (186 years ago). Took them 122 years to pay off their debt.

  • Cheers Hank - Not only very insightful but this will make my Geography teacher think I'm amazing =D

  • 44 Haitians cant handle the truth.

  • Every bad government situation you could think of... My god did they have Margaret Thatcher for 11 years aswell?

  • I never knew you say Haiti in English so... strange. :P

  • 1:01 you seriously talk insanely fast here

  • My suggestion for helping Haiti... You run for president! YOU HANK! :)

  • @parkerbrothersmusic

    and then make John your vice president! Yeah!

  • @parkerbrothersmusic nay emperor of th world!

  • Is it me or when he talks it sounds like he's ready to break out into a sick rap? Like when he says Dominican Republic?

  • Hank... Look at the camera!

  • you know it kinda makes since why Haiti gets all this bad stuff happing to it, has anyone else noticed that Haiti is what in greek(or was it romen?) mythology is the name of their hell??!?! xD Might be the same reason that my cat who I had when I was little I called her Alice, like Alice in wounderland and she ALLWAYS got lost when my mother changed the cats name to Samantha she stopped getting lost O_o Change the name of haiti maybe bad stuff would stop happing xD

  • @NekoSayuUchiha

    No dude. That was HADES. Not HAITI. Haiti gets it's named from the Natives who called it it Ayiti, which means land of mountains.

  • @Nawledge1 I was just just kidding but heck Hades & Haiti sound sound very similer. But thanks for the fact never knew it meant "land of mountains" ^_^"

  • @NekoSayuUchiha

    Oh okay, cool. I'm glad I didn't flame you. You wouldn't believe how many ignorant people actually think and believe that no matter how much evidence and googling I give them. It's pretty offensive. And yes I'm Haitian if you were wondering.

  • Hank! Haiti was the last Earthquake. Japan is where it is! Keep up please! :>

  • @elbragocool

    Yeah, Hank, even though you made this video several days before the earthquake that happened this morning!

    And besides, it's not the earthquake that's the problem. It's the ensuing tsunami,

  • @ZombieSlaver It was quite obviously a joke <.<

  • you are going to be like our own little mini Shawn!!!!

  • @Idiocracy2040

    There is a difference between the truth and what you wanna hear, sorry that you and your buttbuddy Lomax0506 are too retarded to see that but I guess its easier for you two to remain morons than to actually stop being right-wing sheep.

  • @Idiocracy2040 If that's the truth, then I'll GLADLY live with the lie.

  • These comments make me sad. :(

  • So French are evil?

  • I hope you're safe and well away from the ocean, Hank.

  • #LOL #OMG #FTW # CUTE #FAIL

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  • @Whatyamightcallit

    Wow, you're a genius! How can merging to countries with separate ethnic groups, language and history possibly go wrong? I mean, look at Belgium!

  • @Lomax0506

    Wow I was just trolling but you are genuine a moron, seriously its so sad how retarded Americans like you think that way because you soak up all of the bullshit that Fox News spews out. It must be sad being incapable of thinking for yourself plus you seem to have a persecution complex as well "DEM BLACKZ ARE JUST COMPLAINING ITS SO HARD BEING WHITE WAAAH WAAAAH"

  • @FuckingEnforcer

    Haha. Persecution complexes and not thinking for yourself? You are projecting and you didn't even realize it. I've noticed you didn't refute anything I just said, instead you immediately resort to personal attacks with words like moron and retarded. Standard leftist debating tactic. EPIC fail.

  • @Lomax0506

    There isn't any point in refuting anything you said because its all bullshit and even if I do you'll just cry "WAAAH LIBERAL BIASED YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, YOU ARE WRONG BECAUSE FOX NEWS SAID SO" that's the first thing all the right-wing cunts do when your proved wrong. Please develop your brain

  • @FuckingEnforcer

    You must have been on the debating team at school. Another ((((((EPIC FAIL))))))

  • @Lomax0506

    Looks like I'm correct and telling from your comments you never even finished high school but you're just a pathetic manchild with zero brain cells (telling from the fact you use the phrase "epic fail").

    Enjoy sucking Fox News cock for the rest of your life being you're to stupid to do otherwise :)

  • @FuckingEnforcer

    Haha I just love trading insults across the internet. Peace out, bro :)

  • @Lomax0506 Ew ew ew ew ew. This is not the sort of response that I am used to seeing in vlogbrothers videos. OK, you asked me earlier for some examples of successful African countries? Seychelles and Mauritius have had European standards for decades. Infact their life expectancy is greater than that of detroit. Seychelles is in the top 50 countries, ahead of Romania and Bulgaria with GDP per capita twice as high as them.

  • @MsYellowhippy

    Seychelles and Mauritius are ethnically diverse nations - the majority of the people are of mixed ancestry-French, Indian, Chinese, African,and Arab (wikipedia) I've personally known many Mauritians-most are mixed Indian/European. All of these races are capable of building and maintaining a civilized society. Except for the sub-saharan negro. Look at how quickly the blacks are destroying South Africa. Will it ever be PC to admit the truth?

  • my dad's friend donated 500,000.00 to hatii ^_^

  • truth (and reality) resists simplicity. it's why we like our fiction to make sense :)

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  • Often I wonder why 1% down vote videos like this.

  • @Idiocracy2040 really sir?

    I'm pretty certain that all people have problems, it hardly matters what race a person is and it certainly doesn't show that anyone is "inferior stock." So if you'd be so kind, leave your racial prejudices off a video for awesome

  • All of these comments are TL;DR

  • hey, hank! hope your trip to haiti is fulfilling!

  • @idiocracy2040 you obviously don't know anything about Haiti, if you actually cared you would know that Toussaint L'Ouverture led a revolt with the support of enslaved Africans in 1797 against the French plantation owners.

  • @Idiocracy2040 colonialism has far-reaching effects throughout time. places like latin america, central america, america, africa, india and other countries are a testament to this.

  • @fuzzbuttnut People, PEOPLE! I will have to remind you that, at this wonderful youtubian zoo, you are NOT supposed to feed the trolls!  Don't you see what he's done? With a few well placed, highly racist comments, he's turned a very popular video into a small scale war-zone! Please now, lets just let sleeping trolls dick around on 4-Chan all day. Don't encourage them. Because the second you get into an argument with a professional troll...You've already lost.

  • @chris31795

    ugh, yes, i should know better. we have the same rules on feminist forums, but sometimes i slip and get the idea that MAYBE someone can perhaps gain insight and realize the magnitude of their comments and hatred. X____X

  • @fuzzbuttnut Your Reason's are righteous. But your audience is retarded.

  • @Idiocracy2040

    that doesn't change the fact that more money goes towards a race that is not the one often portrayed. my beef isn't against the white race, but the media representation of welfare and how THAT impacts society, rather than facts. thinks like TANF and PRWORA are legislations that were born from this media representation rather than careful sociological research and study.

  • Wow the quality of this video is amaaaaazing.

  • You're a good man, Hank. Also I wish I could talk as fast as you do.

  • 1:01 oh. my. god. say that five times fast!

  • Hank, I really like whatever camera you use. It's sooo nice.

  • Dominican Republic! I'm from there :D

  • Actually the reason Haiti is so bad off to this day is because of a rebellion by the slaves on Haiti. This frightened the rest of the Caribbean and the Americas that their slaves would lead rebellions in their colonies. Resulting from the exclusion of Haiti from all trade in the America's, forcing Haiti into financial turmoil.

  • I know people like to blame others for bad things, and I can as well, but there are things Haiti can overcome.

    Geography/weather. Yes, the lack of rain can hamper development. But there are desert nations like Israel (with only the Jordan river and surrounded by people who want to kill them) that does very well in farming.

    Colonialism: that's over, only dictators and thugs running the place, as you say.

    Freedom: They have this now, and support of the US. They just need to figure it out.