A devil's threesome with my bestfriend's girl! - Ask The John

[AdamH830]

Too bad dead bodies can't hold there bladder lol

[effilang]

fate of chance?

[darkmagicfromhell]

HAHAH VOTE SKY FOR PRESIDENT!!! XD

[ThorFan4Life]

You look like al roker

[TheEmmanuel1231]

Although I'm 17 & my hormones are raging hell no

[sinfuldavy0]

Sky, youi are a dirty man.LOL

[SaphiraTa]

For $500 000 000... Do you know how fucking much money that is... id do both! If i get a choice id take it in the face but... either man i wouldnt care... 500 mill can buy me a new fucking body after and still have 400 mill+ left over

[chillmeister509]

Lets be real, no one is paying anyone over 10k for a fuck. I'd rather just hang out with the dude, and get some male and female hookers.

[WAKEUPshift111]

The FUCK! Did Skyy get kidnapped!? Dude went to the Bahamas and shit hasn't been the same since!

[nooberlishes]

Where the fuck is ask the john? 2 weeks already.

[NTJedi]

Without "ask the John" I will soon unsubscribe to both channels.

[hggggggugiguuugu9869]

i love porn

[jeffhardy123877]

SOOO.... The whole military's gonna bang a smokin' chick, but are there enough holes?

[oathkeeper2310]

skuall fu**ed

[FoodThatKills]

love ask the john best thing ever!!! we just started something like it but its callled ask a fat guy! check it out!!!

[alzain16]

isnt the 3some questions abit overdone??

[bryansylam]

dude skyy stop letting these weird motherfuckers asking stupid questions like that......Come on now, first banging a dead body, now we get an option between getting skull fked or knocked up in the ass??? What the fuck??

[fonzierox56]

Neither.

I already have 500 Million dollars.

[RoXyTheBulldog]

Sounds like Skyy needs to run for the elections.... But please Sky NEVER call a MARINE a soldier! Maybe that's why JFK got shot by that Marine Sniper. Its like calling a Ferrari a Toyota and kinda demeaning. Just looking out for you bro!

[iMJustFake]

OMFG..! Funnist sht ever..

[mrkennedy8810]

He needs to stop letting people ask questions because they're getting too weird.

[6WildThing6]

shit nigga, I guess I'll take the dick...

[GOTEXASlonghorns1234]

If you had to choose between haveing sex with pamela anderson once, and going to jail for a year which would you do?

[GOTEXASlonghorns1234]

ive watched and like the videos you do and i really enjoy the video commentary you do when you watch other videos how about you watch coppercabs video and tell us what u think

[SMILEYsaysDIE]

My skull isn't 18 inches long... I'll go with the ass so I have a chance of living afterwards...

[WorldPeace21]

Best ATJ ever. I cracked up!

[tazman5001]

il take it in the mouth because that way i can vomit on his dick and get a bit of pay back

im sorry that was fucked up

[Kyuutoryuu]

0:55 LMAO I was already laughing at the "chick that got hit by a bus" thing but this part just killed me.

Skyy John for President indeed.

[KJC22795]

Kids, dont do crack or you'll be like this man! :)

[Holydecipher]

Skyy ... your getting better and better. Love yo shit!

[bizarrebob]

what's the difference between a regular threesome and a devils threesome??

[taylorjacquise]

@bizarrebob devils threesome is not what a guy wants

[TheIceMurder]

@bizarrebob

Devils threesome = 2 guys and a girl

Normal threesome = 2 girls and 1 guy (better for guys)

[bizarrebob]

@TheIceMurder - haha thanks, i think a normal threesome would be 10x better then ;-)

[sjg2]

@TheIceMurder 2 girls and 1 guy = angel's threesome

[Gregorick]

@sjg2 I call it the Heaven's Triangle

[TheIceMurder]

@sjg2 I see what you did there ;)

[JRomeoC]

For 500,000,000?? I let him choose, or random lol

[skipe94]

what teh fuck is skull fucking????????

[MrHav1k]

Y'all some sick motherfuckers!

[t1mTV]

since its physically impossible to skull fuck me at the moment (conveniently i have an eye in there and will until i die hopefully) ill go with that. once im dead, niggas can fuck the shit out of my skull. ill be dead so i gives a fuck.

[quickstrike93]

aaahahahahha the video question at the end

[SkyyJohn2]

Post your video questions of the day my peeps!

[yoyaya007]

@SkyyJohn2 if you bang a dead chick you ll go to jail, just in case you bastards didn t know that !

[justthebestgolfer]

@SkyyJohn2 Everytime I was tryin to figure out why U dont post links to ur other channels on ur Tispy Bartender main page..lol.Ive figured it out..lol.Is it because ur mom doesnt know about the other channels&thats why U dont have links to SKYY JOHN & ASK THE JOHN channel on ur Tipsy Bartender main channel..haha:)

[justthebestgolfer]

@SkyyJohn2 Well thats a smart move dude=)

[TheStoryofanoob]

Talk abou the history of KFC

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

well since I'm a girl, I guess I'll take the 18 inch ass fucking and hope my insides dont come out!!!

[MrHav1k]

@CRAZEDtranceaddict

I think we can arrange that. lol

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

@MrHav1k oh dear I hope not...

[MrHav1k]

@CRAZEDtranceaddict

I think you're kinda hot. Lets fuck now.

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

@MrHav1k oh my, well don't you just know the way to a girls heart...lol

[MrHav1k]

@CRAZEDtranceaddict

Oh I forgot to tell you..

I'm a multimillionaire.

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

@MrHav1k cause THAT makes all the difference *eyeroll*

[NonchalanceInvasion]

Skyy John for President!!

[JonJon3794]

It's FAT KANYE!!!!

[Benvolio10]

BEST ATJ YET.

[ShizzeProDucTionZ]

SKYY FOR THE PRESIDENT!!!! 

[LeaveItToBeaner]

thanks skyy!

[asdfkie]

Hmm.... what to do to a dude with an 18-inch penis:

1) Turn him around

2) Grab his junk from behind and pull it between his legs

3) Insert into his anus

4) Keep shoving until said junk is taut

5) Congratulations. He just fucked himself.

[usoagain]

For fucks sake! I guess skull, 18" in my ass and I'd be dead!

[misskeesh]

skull fucked, but I'm a girl ;) plus the ass is off limits.

[PatsPulpit85]

What is a skull fuck?

[Efosa13]

Wait, why not rob the guy then skull bang him... Am I right or what?!

[reym613]

if it had to chose ... id say up the ass just thinking about it makes me fucking sick!

[ZeQiR]

I would take it in the ass because the colon is over 4 feet long and I don't want that shit stabbing my lungs.

[thatdude701]

the penis in the ass .. because i dont know what skull fucked is and im afraid to ask

[nooberlishes]

@thatdude701 google it, i guess it is something like deep throat?

[TheeYahya]

whats skulled?

[ahhhh01]

what is the deal with the wierd ass questions about Necro and Homo???

[blues03]

Skyy for President.

[zestychickenpie]

can i do both?;)

[Rooseveltboh]

rihannas not even hot, (who objects??!!)

[RitchieRoseable]

I WANNA SEE SKY'S HAIR

[br6nf75]

i would try anal.

ive always wondered how it feels, but never really wanted to try it, because im not gay. but hell, for 500000 bucks, i could give it a shot!

[abbfanboi]

I'd definetly do a dead & fresh Chloe Moretz.

Oh wait, this is isn't 4chan. Nevermind.

[Irregulation]

Yes, i'd be iffy though. It would probobly kim kardashian or sofia vergara. Curves are my tastes.

[jazzplayer9]

Skyy John for President 2013!

[LTwallawalla]

Take it in the ass, hell, i'll probably die from intern bleedings but... I aint gonna look at it while i die!!

[LTwallawalla]

I dont know what this SOPA is, someone please explain!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phatking3]

@LTwallawalla it stands for stop onlne privacy act, online privacy act is a bill that is going to allow copyright holders to take legal action against websites that allow copyright infringement. ie:youtube=half the vids or more are going to be removed

[LTwallawalla]

@phatking3 HOLY FUCK that sucks!?

[DarkHunterJim]

sky for pres!

[FineFlu]

i honestly dont know, in regards to the QOTD..well if i had no choice but to choose one or the other. take it in the ass its better than losing my sight haha and the money would be great

[kiatiming101]

I would still be 500 million dollars poorer before a penis other than my own touches me.

[OhiosBadBoy]

What kind of question is that? Sorry dude you need help for even having that question in your head.Just saying

[rinodeluxe713]

Dude, you're gay. Hate to be the one to break that to you.

[midatlantic09]

@rinodeluxe713 No, if I were gay I would've started giving/receiving blowjobs and all kinds of other sexual shit for free years ago, but for $500 mil, I'll do damn near anything.

[JozzyHBR]

Skyy humping the furniture... classic.

[NinjaFaced420]

Beat show on YouTube!

[Parralyzed]

Skyy 4 president!

[GFWBCK]

PUT IT IN MY ASS!

[iliketwinkie]

Shit my Legs and Balls are super ape hairy and my asshole, but my chest and back is clean.

[RisefromyourGRAVE]

any dude tried to rape my ass i'd clench and twist, break it in fucking two, and if that doesn't work at least he would finish sooner

[Parralyzed]

@RisefromyourGRAVE lol wtf

[sergejaz]

No pain, no gain you kno

[DamianSabre]

I choose to kill that motherfucker and take the money. I'm a dirty bastard, but not that dirty.

[eldorond]

for that much money i could get surgey for a new asshole. . . .

but HELL NO!! none of both

[7nick4life7]

jeez. i got a simple plan:

accept skullfuck

once he starts, rip that sausage to friggin pieces

then, take the money and run off

mission accomplished

[Misssummersong]

that poor sofa ;D

[philipp030892]

SkyyJohn for president!

[StenMen06]

Sky for president

[enyi1]

probably go ass fuck because could just use 500mil to pay for surgery to fix my ass afterwards. Plus if it was in my mouth, there would be NO way of getting rid of that taste

[FrancoCDiP]

500 million...... Where do i sign up

[DerWaldWichtel]

500 mil? i'd take it in the ass. with that money i can afford to get my ass fixed surgically + i will never have to work again.

[MrKillaShade]

Question of the day: I'm getting payed five-hundred dollars, what is less gay. I need this money. Get skull fucked or get a big penis in my ass? I don't know what to do :/. Skyy John audience help me!!

[2142ordbok]

is there a third option?

cuz no guy is going to touch me!

[GunStreets]

@2142ordbok

thats what they all say

[originalpersian1]

ass

[uwillnevernoewhoiam]

skyy for president!!! if i get drafted at least i get to bang a girl who's jus as hot as megan fox before i die

[originalpersian1]

sky for prez!

[daniel151994]

Skyy why u gonna answer next week, are you gonna do some research on 18inch dicks to see where they hurt less...!lol

[rampage241]

Classic bastard face 1:52

[Zuriki09]

BASTARDS 2012!

[Zizalik2]

FUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAA

[BlackhartSoundz]

lol dude said *creepy voice* chooseee wiselyyyyy lmao

[solpadeiner]

STOP SOPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[General420smoke]

@solpadeiner whats SOPA?

[lilrobda1]

@General420smoke SOPA means "Shit on peoples ass"

[Ritsoz]

sick ass fucking questions... i'll respond to normal ones.

[TheEd0206]

@Ritsoz Is there ever a normal question on this show?

[BrutusAlbion]

I'll take the skull, and once he's done, I'll bite off a nice sausage for myself.

[waseemynazzaa]

and that's why sky's not president

[timoback3000]

I could take a few strokes in the ass 4 $500 million

[Marco81blues]

first you start with 500mill then they ask you if you would do it for 250mill, next thing you know your doing it for 50$

[videosurfer69]

What the fuck is wrong with people? I'll rather be poor

[TheEliteMW2]

fuck that 500 mil i'd rather take my chances robbing a bank. aint no way another mans penis is touching me

[midatlantic09]

@TheEliteMW2 You're crazy, man. I'd do oral, anal, swallow, and pretty much anything else for $500 mil as long as the other dude doesn't have hiv or some other kind of deadly std. Do you realize how much fucking money that is and all the shit you could do with that money?? LOL

And no, I'm not a chick or a gay man.

[Rooseveltboh]

@TheEliteMW2 lol r u crazy ? 500mil wtf. count me in (no homo) lol

[carmodif]

@TheEliteMW2 yeah but then when you get caught robbing the bank. your gonna be taking 20 inch cock in the showers!!

[TheEliteMW2]

@carmodif i'd kill myself before they had a chance lol im on that no dick diet

[nooberlishes]

@TheEliteMW2 But if you get caught robbing a bank, you will have more dicks touching you in prison ;)

[TheEliteMW2]

@nooberlishes id kill myself as soon as i heard the cops were coming

[NZLDevil]

in the butt!....fuuuck

[MaxAime]

WTF is skull f***

[1GoodRiddance]

...Emmm.... Maxzilla1986 you know you ought to talk to someone about your fantasies?

[OmegasDemon]

For 500mil I'd take one in the ass because at least I can still keep my eyes.

[SkepsisDub]

Yes it makes you a bad person.

[SOSImAwesome]

For all that money...I WOULD RUN AWAY...RUN AWAY & NEVER...EVER...LOOK BACK!!

[Douggy10]

I AINT CHOOSING SHIT! IELLGG!!

[Blackops272]

I'd take it in the mouth cause i'd throw up on his dick

[joshsmith2k6]

For 500mil I'd do both.

[Vermilion409]

"It might grow back bigger" is this dude retarded?

[amrfts]

neither no amount of money is worth that

[ShammyWoWLoL]

I'll take it in the ass man, I've taken some pretty big dumps, I think I can handle it.

[iPastelz]

18 inches of sausage!? well i suppose sausage is ment to be eaten...

[Chaoticblaze27]

Free Pussy? Sign me Up To The Army put me on the frontlines i'll also be 1st in line for some pussy when we get home :D

[HKasian]

it sounds bad either way, i'm gonna stay out of this ATJ, you people are sick LOL

[HKasian]

it doesn't make you a bad person, it makes you a necrophiliac : D

[zografsky]

SKY FOR PRESIDENT

[Inkrediblepwn]

Hold on bruh what kind of freaky shit you into?

[C00lboyu]

for a lot of crazy choice questions go here:

terriblechoices com

[mrbrianchia]

SKYY JOHN 2012

[hailmary7283]

hahahahaha best question of the day EVER lol. Who sits and thinks "hmm if I had to get fucked by a guy with an 18 inch dick which hole would I want it in?"

[jigglybacon]

WHAT IS THERE TO CHOOSE FROM?! IM DEAD EITHER WAY!

[saywhat1249]

Alrght i got to say that as i get laid i dont give a fuck i will shave xD

[TOPWATER187]

Money ain't everything I choose neither and be poor

[PurpleBunnyiez]

Well, at least I can use the money to repair any damage. :)

[kodder]

that video question just loves exageration.. half a billion? really... and 18" ... considering the world record is 13 something... yeah... I would take the half a billion no problem in the mean time go try find someone with 18" , I'll be spending the money...

[ajrbks85]

damn anyone who actually answers this question is a sick bastard!!!

[minhmeo1209]

painful

[iceyangstapimp]

Wats skull in the face?

[Efosa13]

Man I'd rather get skull banged. Then I'd be able to live out my childhood dream of eating sandwiches in one gulp :p But seriously, I'd still have to kill the mofo afterwards... don't want the homies to find out what really happened after I tell them..... dam what can you tell them?

[1125899906842624]

I'll take the assfucking. Best prostate massage ever!