Spongebob, Buddha, Jesus & Lisa

[soulassassin0g]

I knew, I fucking knew it! Spongebob is a fucking Nazi!

[DagglDaggl]

@soulassassin0g what do you mean?

[MrDarkLordfff]

Spongebob ist hyperaktiv

[breeeegs]

In the Gospel of Krabs, Patrick writes that Spongebob deliberately let himself become dehydrated to atone for the sins of Bikini Bottom. Thus any fish who does not accept the divine origins of Spongebob or acknowledge him as their personal lord and savior will suffer the same fate as Spongebob himself. As Lord Spongebob himself remarked in episode 4 of season 7, "I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm ready." And so on and so forth, on and on and on, in mercy, forever and ever, amen

[breeeegs]

And yea, the lord spongebob descended to earth in a pineapple watered by his own tears, and he dwelt within the pineapple for twelve years, and yellow and porous was he, in that pineapple under the sea, and even today we recall the wise words of Spongebob which he bequeathed to us, "if yellow and porous be something ye wish, then drop on the deck and flop like a fish." Amen

[breeeegs]

Now let us remember with heavy hearts the horrible clarinet playing of the wicked Squidward, and the indestuctibe optimism of Spongebob which drove Squidward insane, and partake of the holy sponge, the delicious patty, and the bitter plankton, as we recite the benediction of porousity in Patrick's name

[SkateAndCheerGirl]

guten tag schnitzel vas is das!

[Vajzani666]

Das ist Polytheismus und Blasphemie. Mohammed s.a.w hat uns davor gewarnt aber ihr macht einfach weiter. Allah wird euch in das Höllenfeuer bringen. Der Westen ist die pure Sünde, merkt ihr das nicht?

[DagglDaggl]

@Vajzani666 Egal was du geraucht hast, GIB MIR AUCH WAS!!!! :D

[thedarkassa]

Hahahah Spongebob is der beste :D

[LostMusicalMeanings]

I can understand why spongebob is yellow

But Buddha yellow?THIS IS A CLEVER JOKE ISN'T IT???

[PLaTinumDogz]

spongebob on cRack?!!

[TheloniousKeys781]

When you make a video with an english title, note that nothing in it is actually in english. This was just a ploy used to get more views... not cool.

[DagglDaggl]

@TheloniousKeys781 In German Spongebob is called Spongebob, Jesus is called Jesus, Lisa is called Lisa and Buddha is called Buddha, so it IS German and not English...

[TheloniousKeys781]

@DagglDaggl Oh wow, my bad.

[DagglDaggl]

@TheloniousKeys781 no problem :)

[undeadpharoah]

@DagglDaggl LOLLLL This might be the funniest discussion I've ever seen on youtube. Haha. Well done DagglDaggl

[DagglDaggl]

@undeadpharoah thanks :D

[Elijan1996]

@DagglDaggl the and isn't but that's just a sing for AND so it can count

[crazydrive18]

hat eigentlich schon jemand gesehen dass jesus die ganze zeit den kopf schüttelt?

[Samael16661]

2 oft hintereinander drücken um zu sehen wie lisa in den kofferraum gesperrt wird.

[Risen853]

drückt 6 für die komplette spongebob lache ;)

[lolatmyfoot]

ahhh german skum

[SuperSmashyfication]

@lolatmyfoot

ah racist scum

[lolatmyfoot]

@SuperSmashyfication fuck off 

[SuperSmashyfication]

@lolatmyfoot

Why, i was just making a comment almost identical to yours. telling me to fuck off implies you do not approve of my comment, but because of the close nature of content between the two, you condemn your own comment by proxy.

Or, in a language easier for you to understand, why don't you?

[Lostprophetzzz]

@lolatmyfoot ah illiterate scum who can't spell 4 letter words in his own language anyway....

[Alchemist1995]

wow hätt nich gedacht dass spongebob so asozial ist...

[FinalKeyTby]

Drückt die "1" Jungs und ihr seht was zu tun ist !

[janborrowitz]

Wo befindet sich der Allah ? :-) Keine Sorge, die  Moslems sind nicht so bigott

[KlownStyleZZ]

Ich will jetzt kein Spielverderber sein, aber inwiefern ist das lustig?

Die Simpsons entwickeln ihren Humor üblicherweise daraus, dass sie bekannte Personen/Figuren/Charaktere detailgetreu darstellen und sie in einer passenden Situation ad absurdum führen.

Und auch wenn ich für Spongebob nichts übrig habe, glaube ich kaum, dass das dessen Haltung/Persönlichkeit widerspiegelt. Einen solchen Stilbruch hätte ich von Southpark erwartet, aber nicht von den Simpsons.

MfG

[ThetrueSpalter]

einfach 9 drücken dann hat spongebob nen orgasmus wie es 56379Zorro gesagt hat XD 

[DagglDaggl]

@ThetrueSpalter ich find 8 ja geiler... :D

[Muckymuh]

@DagglDaggl

ich die 6

Hahahahaha,huhahahahaha!

[DagglDaggl]

@Muckymuh vor allem das anfangsgeräusch... :D

[Pugg96]

@ThetrueSpalter

Und wenn man die 3 drückt hat es Lisa uach gepackt. ;) :D

[Ballenylus]

Die Lache erinnert mich an Epilepsie

[MarbalTm]

Season number and episode number?

[DagglDaggl]

@MarbalTm 16th season, 4th episode :)

[MarbalTm]

@DagglDaggl Thanks!

[JaredKelso123]

Jesus looks so welcoming and friendly in this.

[56379Zorro]

Bei etwa 0:14 bekommt Spongebob einen Orgasmus

[DagglDaggl]

@56379Zorro GENIAL :D

[SmashingGreen]

wie er abgeht :D

[Davez621]

Wow, the voice actors they get in Germany are amazing. I could swear the person doing Lisa's voice is the same as the English version.

[myers9015]

wheres the English version?

[xGretie]

-.- genau so seht buddha ja auch aus.

[Lowtryx]

PLEASE post the english version! I love this clip!

Guten tag. :)

[NordKoenig]

xD scheiß drauf :S 

[IndigoBlueification]

Die lache von Spongebob ie einfach zu geil!

[TlTTY]

sagt er ''scheisskopf''? wow, harsh! XD

[ArgleZiddly]

.....Buddha wasn't fat X3

[Digifan81]

Wheres the english?

[koolbbruno]

@Digifan81 That's what I wanna know too. (where the english version is)

[dickvieh]

welche staffel?

[wittorpbros]

spongebob

[DagglDaggl]

nö. buddha! :-)

[BitchGetOutTheWay]

welche folge ist das?

[DagglDaggl]

siehe oben^^

[Ay0xx]

doch wars^^

[clemensw22]

das war aba in der original folge net....

[DagglDaggl]

doch, ganz am ende beim abspann^^

[simotb00]

Fantastische!

[karlococks]

Alle Simpsons Folgen zum ansehen auf:

die-simpsons-online de

- REINSCHAUEN LOHNT SICH - ;-)

[Timberwulf1987]

"Scheiß drauf" xD zzuuu geil

[SirJ4ck]

@Timberwulf1987

WWhat does that mean?:D

[Timberwulf1987]

@SirJ4ck

its like forget about it. the dictonray in the net would say: FUCK IT! xD