Military Bloopers

[Chaticorulezz]

262 are Iraqis :p

[raptormaster666]

I find it amusing that the parachute drop at 1:58 did in fact release it's chute, but only as it was hitting the ground.

[RICKTOFEN2285]

Wast of tax money

[airforce01231991]

@RICKTOFEN2285 hmmm "waste"

[Heyimchandler]

Your next military bloopers video should contain the war in iraq!

[SlackersIndustry]

now i know where are taxes go, straight down the drain

[chillinman27]

@SlackersIndustry @RICKTOFEN2285 yes its so a waste of tax money!!! how dare those soldiers to just laugh for a moment or two as you sit on your video games all day as they deffend you! dont you just hate when people act like people??? idiots

[SlackersIndustry]

@chillinman27 yeah i didnt specify i just meant waste of tax when the mechandise of the airplanes in parachutes crash. I dont know why you would say something about videos games, id rather play video games than go to work, its much fun, as for defend,(kill) you defend from home not when you are invading countries but thats a whole other story. thanks, i dont need it,

[chillinman27]

@SlackersIndustry if a Parachute fails during a drop there is no way to correct it... so its not a waste of money...

[assult878]

props to the guy sleeping on the couch

[zHiZzLe09]

1:24 was the smoothest landing that i ever seen haha !!! XD

[slicker41]

all people of the usa this is where your well good tax money is going to

[TheTrinigal123]

3:42 AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[princeofthenights2]

I love those guys that got knocked off by the beach! Best invasion ever.

[kevman77]

Hahahaaa laugh at your tax dollars.

[minimaxattack]

ladies and gentleman the inspiration behind bad company

[Tijmen0for0President]

Creedence clearwater revival FTW.

[MrHawkeye117]

can someone please tell me the name of the openning song at the start of the vid when all the things are being dropped out of planes?

[peaveyst7]

wieso is das vid in deutschland nich verfügbar?

[gofish76]

They fire that howitzer and the guy gets blown back and the other dude looks around like its no big deal!

[gofish76]

lol! They all get stuck in the mud!



[SoundMixed]

what more to say than:HAHAHA

[FLeXFakie]

On the first blooper that guy super kicked that freakin door

[RuxixProductions]

the american army are stupid retards that cant think on there own and want to live in a place where the country are being lied too on a regular basis and they are just fighting a causes they know nothing about

[Lonewolf1138]

@RuxixProductions Hurtful much, my father is in the Army and he can sure as hell think on his, once you walk in there shoes and go threw what they have to go threw then you can talk.

[Ichikins]

@RuxixProductions Go back to public school and learn how to spell and while you're there get some syntax. Someone who can't compose a proper sentence shouldn't be calling others retarded. And where do you get off insulting the military? How about you go out there and be cannon fodder, Jackass...

[cuno2012]

q mugre este video

[Marc00141]

ahh.....240p, we meet again.

[phk42]

Who makes the secong song????



[MrCrazyc9]

i dont think the air force is the military

[Drdeathmaster12]

@MrCrazyc9 they are but in the sky

[Vossy0331]

@MrCrazyc9 yeah it is, military is all branches of the defence force

[MadTarnsman]

I guess some cargomasters' lost a stripe or two.....

[loltankers]

The greatest breach in history he should get a medal

[NarayanPlourde]

its great that all that money is going to some good. awesome moon walk too

[jr8ic]

The soldier @3:26 is like "WTF?? Do i suppose to shoot with this?!?!"

[JamesR3d]

That Plane at 6:33 Exploded shortly later.

[TheJason118511]

@JamesR3d No, Sir. That is a sonic boom. It's when an aircraft breaks the sound barrier.

[JamesR3d]

I love how all the soliders at 3:40 look at him like "Your fault bro.... I'm not going to help an idiot like you."

[izan073]

4:16 fuck ahahaha

[muslemshooter]

damn a 300 mph plus fork lift..never seen that before,,

[airborne754]

so damn funny

[LOdargons]

lmfao at 3:25

[209Beefcake209]

Shit happens... lol

[shaq0071]

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST BREACHING EVER

[Rhadamantys2011]

@shaq0071 that's how the starship troopers do it XD

[thedarkoperative34]

@shaq0071 actually its a good tactic when you think about it....when he kicks it open hes already on the ground and anyone inside will be aiming near the chest....so yea...

[darquinteros]

hey!!! it`s a ufo tecnology hahahahaha XD WTF

[pks0PRODUCTIONS]

Thats why we pay taxes

[H010CR0N]

I think that chute deployed a bit..a bit too late

[DummyArbiter010]

reinforcements inbound..... Or not.....



[Neil1Blair]

One more inch to the left on the very last video...

...just one more inch

[frankenstein1112]

wat is the song at 2:45

[17dbJohn]

@frankenstein1112 It is "I get knocked down" from "Chumbawamba"

It is also in the description! So look closer next time!

[BrotherSports]

0:00 LOL I WILL LAUGH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AT THAT!!! :)

[mmthebeast]

wat does it say when it shows bush on the phone at 5:29

[sengchanhx]

One of the reasons why I am joining the military for a few years..... :D

[ILOVEPUREPOLARIS]

Perv at 4:25 lol

[14linkinparkfan]

HAHAHAHAHA its a army mans moon! 5:03 look closly

[feelgood37]

The Life....

[krasilozanov90]

2:48 mother nature :1 - army guys :0

[Chickennoodlesoup84]

8:30, lol "OH WILLY".

You would expect soldiers to say "OH FUCK" Or OH SHIT"

Anyway, thanks to all the soldiers who are serving, we owe you are LIVES!!

[cheese319]

America! Fuck no!

[alex432027]

Клоунада в исполнении армии США!

Российские ВДВ - лучшие в мире!

Слава ВДВ РОССИИ!!!!

[DarwinQ]

pennsylvania 6-500 great song, i love that song, greatings from peru

[MrHiyaeverybody]

i lol'd and rofl'd and whatever else you can do at 4:27... reminded me of a custom vehicle in Halo 3 where the "canadians" put a piece of wood over a 4 wheeler and a tripod turret on top.... so funny :D

[fiemosport1]

Nice job u broke the gun



[myphoneispink11]

thumbs up if u turned off the sound n played something else in the background lol ya iam bored lol so iam like lmao LOL

[BakedPot8o]

All you haters can go and live under a rock. Everyone in the Military deserves the highest respect possible because they are putting their lives on the line for our country. I hope everyone in this video was able to make it back home safely. :)

[TheMonkeysGoOoh]

@bobbygrewal47 is that what your government told you?

[bobbygrewal47]

TO EVERYONE who thinks the ARMY is COOL and are doing a GREAT job. U and those ARMY FAGS deserve to be SHOT at close range. their is NO war... their is NO Al-Qaeda... the only Terrorists are AMERICA, UK... and the BRAINWASHED KIDS in the Army who have gone to fight FICTIONAL wars. EVERY so called TERRORIST attack has been an INSIDE JOB. LEARN and FIND out instead of making stupid comments about things you don't have a clue about.

[StormClaw2]

@bobbygrewal47 you need to wake up and smell the cold hard reality man ur just a conspiracy theorist.

[bobbygrewal47]

@StormClaw2 Conspiracy's are made into conspiracy's when the truth is hidden or bent, that's why they call it Propaganda. thousands of lives are lost and for what??? to make the rich RICHER and the poor POORER??? 9/11 was orchestrated by the American government to wage war AGAIN to control OIL, RESOURCES and the AMERICAN people by putting them into 14trillion debt. History proves what these Leaders are up to, but the truth is bent and shown in the media (which they own).

[StormClaw2]

@bobbygrewal47 dude just think would the government USA government really destroy two multi million dollar towers and extremely expensive planes and sacrifice all those civilians just so they can get a little bit more money? the twin towers cuppeled with the war debt has put them in the hole big time it will take years for the USA economy to get back on there feet so i dote very much they where trying to make more money because it did the exact opposite.

[bobbygrewal47]

@StormClaw2 my friend, David Rockefeller and Larry Silverstien own the Twin towers, a few month before 9/11 they took out a NEW insurance police INCLUDING terrorists attacks. Coincidence? NO! they both got 5 times the value back! they both have shares in the FRB (federal reserve bank) a privately owned bank that can make as mush money as it wants and does not have to show its accounts to the american public. these people dont care about U, we are mere puppets while they pull the strings.

[bobbygrewal47]

@StormClaw2 Osama Bin Laden AKA TIM OSMAN was sent to Afghaistan by the CIA (he worked for them) the american government FUNDED and TRAINED the Mujaheddin to fight against Russia, these are the same freedom fighters who have now been given a FILE name "AL-QAEDA" which means FILE in Arabic. terrorist videos have been proven FAKES, they are really Jews dressed as Muslims. USA funded Hitler, then took him out, USA funded Saddam, then took him out, USA funded Gaddafi and are now taking him out.

[bobbygrewal47]

@StormClaw2 reality is what we make it, fiction is what they show us. ALL Documented Facts so please look them up. aslong as we live in a world of lies and deceit we can never have peace.this DEBT.the taxpayers will pay.for endless generations keeping the average man working for them. uv seen Bush's speeches, how ridiculous and stupid was he, yet he was ALLOWED to RUN the USA for 10 years! Obama is another puppet to give BLACK people a fake sense of HOPE. Propaganda at its Finest.

[StormClaw2]

@bobbygrewal47 yes i can agree with the fact that Bush was an idiot. but what Documented Facts show me a piece of paper that will convince me that the USA Government is nothing but a bunch of money lust thugs. also the money is owed to other country's. and what do u mean gave them a fake sense of hope? man they don't need to have anyone give them hope theirs nothing wrong besides the odd races idot. also Obama is doing well considering the big pile of shit that was dumped in his lap.

[snoplau]

@bobbygrewal47 oh you just mad

[bobbygrewal47]

@snoplau why mad??

[AGA151994]

WHERE THE FUCK IS BOBBYGREWAL47 COMMENT!!

[bobbygrewal47]

@AGA151994 and what do u want to say??? i can already tell ur an internet gangsta...

[AGA151994]

@bobbygrewal47 i just wanted to see what you said that pissed so many people off.stop assuming things and being a smartass.itll get you through life easier.

[bobbygrewal47]

@AGA151994 lol... nice. i thought u might have been another boy trying to make me realize that war is a benefit. my bad.

[Jame320]

my favorite part is @ 7:50

:D

[shanooosas1]

Bobbygrewal47 is still queer. Sending me private emails. What a fag. Gay username too

[bobbygrewal47]

@shanooosas1 u are a FAG WHORE!!!!! thats what i sent u and thats the FACT. now be a good Bitch and make ur daddy some money. and whats ur username supposed to be??? sounds like a womans period.

[bobbygrewal47]

@shanooosas1 and why do like CROSS DRESSERS???

[Kruizer224]

3:00

[baron8107]

QUIT YOUR FIGHTING AND WATCH THE VIDEO, BITCHES!!!

[shanooosas1]

boobygrewal47 is queer

[bobbygrewal47]

@shanooosas1 u haven't even got the balls to send ur message directly to me! U FAG...! iv come to a conclusion... U are a FAG. and on ur home page i noticed u like cross dressers... U FAG... go and get some bum fun from ur boyfriends who iv already shut up!!!!

[5000Seabass]

@bobbygrewal47 Yep dude, im not going to even try to talk to you. Just another Biggot deciding who is and is not stupid, and im his boyfriend?!? dude your fucking horrible at insults, try to use something other then the "stereotypical insults for 10 year olds" book to find them

[5000Seabass]

@bobbygrewal47 Why dont you go to the marines then, and be the only Non Mindless soldier

[bobbygrewal47]

@5000Seabass first of all U are a Fag, so go suck a bell-end like a good whore. and for me to join the marines... id have to be a Fag too, also a drag queen and have to have NO life at all just to go and waste it over pointless wars. people who join the army are worthless creatures on this planet with no expectations in life, they have nothing to live for, all they wanna do is cause harm and suffering for the wrong reasons. so when they do get shot or blown up... the Drinks are on me...! !

[baron8107]

@bobbygrewal47

WIll you two just quit fuckin' bickering and watch the video!?!

[bobbygrewal47]

@baron8107 bickering is not what i would use for this... i would say... im just telling the truth, FAG boy over there seriously needs to suck a dick and get bummed. other than that im not arguing, just stating facts. but thanks for ur concern pal.

[noobtuber75]

@bobbygrewal47 angry much?

[bobbygrewal47]

@noobtuber75 stupid much? don't tell me... ur @5000Seabass boyfriend come to save the day???

[noobtuber75]

@bobbygrewal47 no im just saying its not right everyone is being killed and there risking there lives but thre protecting us and others

[bobbygrewal47]

@noobtuber75 the WAR is Bullshit! their is NO war! this is all made up by the American government. everytime a so called soldier dies, another innocent civilians soul is released. People who think that a REAL war is going on are brainwashed idiots. have a look for What PIPELINES america wants to control through Afghanistan and then u will realize the truth hopefully.

[gpheonix1]

the last one isnt made my skin crawl

[14meandmyfriends]

4:50 thats how we get hummers

[ShadowLineCinima]

The guy who got hit with the recoil of the artillery would have died

Just sayin

[sassbrat]

the guy in the in was real lucky

[sassbrat]

i felt sorry for the guy who hit the tree and who hit the side of the truck

[samuel8510]

those weapons are made in china

[bobbygrewal47]

Simple Souls being used to kill and be killed = nothing achieved for the average man... but plenty achieved by the Government who deceive them.

[ajgjr1]

@bobbygrewal47 nonoe likes people who bitch like you so just stfu

[bobbygrewal47]

@ajgjr1 no one likes brainwashed time-wasters like u... so go do me and urself a favor... strap a bomb to urself and go walkies in the white house. u might achieve something.

[ajgjr1]

@bobbygrewal47 first of all the right way to say that would be go walk in the white house and second ill get more satisfaction if i kill u

[bobbygrewal47]

@ajgjr1 oh i see...ur another internet gangster...throwing threats over the net. i don't know what i should do, run or sit here and wait for u. u know what... il sit here and wait for u, iv put the kettle on so don't be to long to kill me! and no, i said it right..!

[ajgjr1]

@bobbygrewal47 and your any different tell a soldier exactly what you commented see what happens

[bobbygrewal47]

@ajgjr1 ur a fag.

[ajgjr1]

@bobbygrewal47 not really because i had sex with you mom and sister last night not your dad

[bobbygrewal47]

@ajgjr1 u are a uneducated child still sucking his moms breast milk. grow up and use a bottle u fag. its unworthy shit stains like u who cause things like 9/11 to happen. go do some research, get ur mommys titty out of ur mouth, and be a man.

[ajgjr1]

@bobbygrewal47 actually im an honors student at one of the best schools in the country and not really seeing how people who respect and honor our troops cause 9/11 and actually im sucking your moms tit

[bobbygrewal47]

@ajgjr1 to write that ur a honors student and at a "best" school tells me i was right... ur a FAG. and for an educated child, u claim to be, u sound like a FAG. so il leave u with this, the military are a bunch of mindless puppets... and U are a FAG.

[orthadoxpride]

@bobbygrewal47 fuck u bitch those people out there are protecting us so if you diss agree go to Iraq and run in to the fire and say that to them actually go to a marine recruiting center and say that bitch

[bobbygrewal47]

@orthadoxpride i think iv been speaking to ur boyfriend @ajgjr1 , is he on the BLOB and thats why ur speaking for him...? or is it because hes tickling ur balls with his tongue...? america went to Iraq to steal OIL many years ago. the troops are there killing innocent civilians and stealing Resources for ur Jewish Leaders. so why dont u go and support ur troops by bending over in AFGHANISTAN.

[5000Seabass]

@bobbygrewal47 Mindless puppets? Who is sitting here on youtube swearing at people (Mindlessly) and telling people they are dumb because they think different from you, well idk.... Thats usually what people call a Fag right?

[bobbygrewal47]

@5000Seabass i didnt swear...! the other fool swore and made silly comments, i just called him a Fag. are u his boyfriend by any chance whose come to stick up for him?? soldiers are mindless puppets like prostitutes, they will do whatever their pimp (Leader/General) wants them too, weather it be go to war with 3rd world countrys... or to be guards for Jewish men in power. soldiers don't realize right from wrong...

[iPyronic]

@bobbygrewal47

fag [fæg]:

noun; A cigarette

"[I've] come to a conclusion... you are [dumb]"

Use more variety in your posts (you are too repetitive) and fix up the spelling and grammatical errors before you click the "Post" button. You'll seem a lot less stupid and uneducated if you do... Also, don't make false statements that have no support to them, that makes you look rather stupid too. And, calling someone a homosexual (I assume that's what you meant by fag) is an extremely juvenile insult.

[bobbygrewal47]

@iPyronic u have proven 1 point in ur worthless reply.. U are a FAG... not a noun for cigarette... U are a Bum Boy. now be a good whore and go make daddy some money.

[iPyronic]

@bobbygrewal47 Saw that coming, I bet myself that you would say "U are a FAG" in your reply. Too bad winning $1000 off of me doesn't make it so I have more money than I started with...

Predictable troll lacks diversity.

[bobbygrewal47]

@iPyronic CONGRATULATIONS... with that money u can finally buy a cock to stick on ur head. and if uv got any change left... go buy urself a troll FAG.

Predictable FAG lacks diversity

[hydrogenix]

3:51 WHAT THE... FUCK!?

the best XD

[Doomrager]

Lol parachute why you such a douche?

[TheNondiscriminatory]

@Doomrager PARACHUTE WHY YOU NO FLY RITE?

[mypyro2]

hwat is the name on the song at the end

[Onash100]

Then Irabs was spent all night on that quick sand prank. Now they watch this saying "haha! that's right bitches!"

[SMFWonDerBanG3R]

man the ending imagine his head getting hit fuck me lucky son of a bitch

[morr0w]

4:28, Thats how we roll in canada!

[ThleTruth]

that wasnt a blooper with the jeep drop, i was in it...extreme, i think so

[Zachaccount93]

care packages always suck...

[streetammo09]

what happened to 8:30?

[Zachaccount93]

@streetammo09 well The guy at 8:30 shot a .50 at a iron plate, and if you turn up ur volume you can hear the bullet rickashay off the iron and wizz back and hit his ear muffs. Hes the luckest man I ever seen! lol

[jyritzu]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

Thumbs up to keep at the top of the page! :)

[WingedCone]

@jyritzu Generally, i don't think people care about half of those things. Commercials help youtube stay free, It doesn't matter who uploads the music videos as long as you can listen to the music, who cares where the info used to be, wow the button was yellow...big deal?

[Yorgar]

3:40 fuckin dumbass

[finder585]

6:32

epic!

[ThatDeadGuy01]

0:30 i think thats my brother. :)

[Spartanof2012]

4:25 best picture ever



[PcGamerPaul]

Looks like the Canadian Army got some major budget cuts again. Hahaha

[killerdudecris]

Marines... Gotta love em.

[hf117j]

did they put a grenade in the washer or dryer?

[blakhawk999]

6:52 SHIT! i cant moon walk on anything.

[xRussianButcher]

watching peoples tax money fail on the ground 0_o

[cyko2354]

to the pic at 5.17 wow just wow

[drewc4]

dude is lucky to be alive 8:12 

[MASDERCHEEFOrigin]

that one guy played the shovel hardcore.

[fudgebarjohn]

Too bad no soldiers died in these! Talk about anti-climax!

[TopDawg762]

It's good these guys get to have some fun, all of you bitching try getting shot at or actually being shot, and then you can bitch.

[holymcshizlet]

@TopDawg762 lol this is America ppl can bitch If they want lol

[Gigaguy777]

@TopDawg762 So just because we don't go out and join the military means we can't complain about stuff that annoys us? Freedom of speech says we can bitch so, we bitch.

[beebobox]

@TopDawg762 i claim the right to bitch when ever and about what ever i want, in which ever language i choose to whom ever i want, i'd rather not get shot at, i advice most people not to purposely get in the line of zinging bullets unless they really have to for the greater good "bringing democracy do others" isn't one of those goods :P

have a good one :)

[letstalkaboutstuff]

Check out my video

"Seduction Music - Annie Mae by John Lee Hooker"

[huntjust]

haha someone didnt get there care package

[FerretJohn]

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? Bad golfer goes *WHACK* "Oh shit!", bad skydiver goes "Oh shit!" *WHACK*

[chaseybears]

8:30  ooh willy! FUCK ME!!!...lucky bastad

[AsianGamer512]

MILITARY DROPKICK!!! FTW

[uberheino]

the camo couch was damn funny

[mikaylaweiser]

hahahah beginning.

[akafortes]

3:25 Made in China

[smeghead666]

4:25 they're making a bid for freedom

[pejr100]

is funny militar peruvian jajaj 3:20

[pejr100]

is funny militar peruvian jajaj

[THELIFEISGOODGPM]

best part is when they all fall in the quick sand and the song fits perfect for it haha

[soaponaroapDG]

but seriously, what did the government (of whichever country) think was going to happen when they put a whole bunch of guys in, what is esentially, a huge dust bowl in the middle east and give them cool stuff to mess around with...oh, and fight a geat threat to the western world, but, y' know.