"Why is Donkey Kong fighting creatures from Mario?"
Why didn't he stop as soon as he turned the game on and said, "Holy crap, Mario and Kirby in the SAME GAME?" It may be the first time he's played Super Smash Brothers: Brawl, but, seriously, did he skip every other cutscene up till this point?
I GAWT A HAMMER! OK! OH JEEZ PEECH SUX! RANDOM LADDER! OK! WHY IS DONKY KNG FIGHTING KUPAS? AND PEENTS STOP BULLIT BILLS! OK! CANNONS R FUN! OK! IM GONNA EET DIS FROOT FOR NO REASON! OH JEEZ BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! WHERE AM I GOING? OK! IDONT KNOW WHAT TU SAY! I'M A MONKY BEATING THE $HIT OUT OV EVRYBODY! OK! YEAH THERES BOWSER! OK! DAWNKY KNG SEZ NOOOOOOO!
@lich109 Dude, are you kidding me? Why is it that people like Rijno are absolutely terrible at everything they do, and people like you rush to white knight for him. "Well they're obviously not in on the joke." Having poor quality videos and being terrible at even describing what's on screen (especially someone with 500+ videos) really IS a joke, but it's certainly not intentional, and definitely not the funny kind.
lol imagine if someone were to lets play pokemon, but the other guy was using the share screen option on skype.. they were both yelling at horrible microphones, aaaannnd it was recorded with a video camera at a slight angle and zoomed out... that would be worse lol
Shame that people like Rijno get thousands of viewers and positive views, and some of the really good people, who honestly try, don't get noticed at all. Glad you guys tear people like Rijno apart.
@Anonymous58815 Don't compare chuggaa to this aidsmonkey. Even though I'm not as interested in his vids anymore, hey at least he gives a crap. This guy's just like "CAMCORDER LPS FOR EVRYONE!"
@LoveBarthalamewPls The game is fucking amazing. The guy is recording it with a burrito. It's Super Smash Brothers Brawl, on of the best multiplayer games.
Dammit people. There's hardly any negative comments on this Rijno tool's channel and the ones that are there have been marked as spam. I scrolled through about ten pages of channel comments and got nothing but "OMG RIJNO WE LUFFLZ U MAKE MOAR WHINY-VOICED LET'S PLAYS AND DEN HAVE MY BABIES KTHNX!!" Very dissapointing. Let's get the trolling on harder, please.
Wait, people are trying to argue that this guy is some incredible troll? You realize he has over 600 videos, right? That ceases being trolling and turns into a full-time job. How is the joke on whoever spends two videos commentating?
Even if this Rjino dude was just some massive troll and rode off into the sunset after this screaming "trololololololol", here's something to think about. Intentional idiocy is still idiocy.
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@Overmayor Easy, Rijno is essentially a giant joke, he uses a camera, which gives him the squeaky voice and plays games blind to give over the top reactions to anybody who watches his videos. Something I find funny is everybody complaining about how he got the exact effect he wanted, and I just like watching this video to see Slowbeef's reaction as he isn't in on the joke. Fun fact, any game he uses an emulator to run turns out to be a good LP as he uses a record screen option.
@lich109, I didn't realize being as annoying as possible and recording in the lowest quality available was considered a joke. It isn't a very good one. I've seen some of his emulator run LPs, his voice is still annoying and he still manages to spout some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard. He shouldn't be defended.
@NsiderCustomrobo13 I say they're better because of video quality, as for the commentary and voice, that's where it gets more into personal preference. I'm just saying I find it funny that this whole video is mainly Slowbeef complaining about this guy's methods when he went out of his way to achieve them.
It's like watching Machete and complaining about the Grindhouse filter at the beginning, or watching Casablanca and complaining it's in black and white, they did both of those intentionally.
@ek180 Because if I mention anything I must be comparing something to it, I COULDN'T be using it as an example to illustrate my point which would blow right over your tiny mind now would it?
I knew someone like you would show up, read my comment and assume he knows exactly what I was talking about, It's part of the reason I had Casablanca in the simile to begin with despite the fact that you've never seen it before and never will (and if you do you will think it generic).
@Overmayor Because as the latest RP demonstrates, he's better than Nostalgia Critic and has a fraction of the popularity. He's so underrated, we need to give Rijno a chance.
@himethisisme To be fair, though, NC's popularity isn't from Let's Plays. It's from scripted reviews of movies. NC is not an improvisational comedian, so moving to that kind of format where he has to come up with material on the fly was a pretty bad idea for him. He can read scripted stuff and be entertaining, but he can't make it up as something goes along. That's why most funny LPs come from groups of people, because one of them will generally have something funny to say.
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This is the first LPer I feel sorry for, he seems like he's having fun and you guys just shit all over him, I can tell if this is sad or fucking hilarious.
He complains about the subtitles telling him character names, like he's stupid or something.
It's a good thing he hasn't been simply describing what happens on screen the entire video, or that would be a retarded thing for him to be bothered by.
I like this lper though he is funny but he stoped making his videos a long time ago but you do what you do although I have never seen a positive commentary from you
actually, he does camera lp's because his fans demand it, if he does the good quality capture (which if you look at his other videos he has but almost never fucking uses) he sounds like a normal person. This is why they rated it five, he gave them what they wanted. Also, I could swear all of his subscribers who asked for his voice to be like this did it delibrately to troll you slowbeef.
@lich109 All of those were made after their Retsus on his camcorder crap though, he likely just caved in and decided to get a gaming bridge and to stop spazzing as much.
@Rocks21 According to him, his camera dropped and broke, and he was forced to switch over. I'm not sure you can retsupurae something if it's completely deliberate, you just end up broken like slowbeef.
@lich109 Retsupurae is whatever the hell Slowbeef wants to make fun of, people being ironic or deliberately stupid can and have also been fair game for that fact even.
@Rocks21 My point is it seems pointless watching somebody make fun of another for their methods and voice, when the other used the methods deliberatly to get that voice. "You sound like no human being could Rijno, and it's completely rediculous." "Thats exactly what I wanted." Although hearing Slowbeef get upset about it is pretty funny, as he doesn't realize what is essentially a giant joke.
Forced to switch over? Couldn't he just choose NOT to LP for the duration?
And honestly, even if it is a joke, if a person doesn't find that joke funny, they have the right to express this in their own terms (and why they don't).
@BohepansTheThird Of course they have the right to express their opinions, just as much as I have the right to laugh at them for their own intentional ignorance.
You know, out of all the things that was wrong with that I didn't mind until the end. It was the "cya next time" that really offended me. "See ya" was just too much for this guy? Really?
I actually watched the first couple of episodes of this stupidity before. What bugged me the most was his constant "WHAT IS GOING ON?!" rants. Like he expects the story to be completely explained before he plays it.
@VerendumProductions Maybe the fact that PS3 and Xbox 360 have all the good games? Or the shitty ass graphics. Seriously. You like Wii? What are you 5 years old or just retarded?
@wikiporno Graphics acually don't matter. Nintendo puts more effort into the quality of their games rather than jus making them look good. For example, Dante's Inferno on Xbox and PS3 has awesome graphics, but the game is just awful. Also, I am not five, nor am I retarded. I actually have autistic family members. They have a possibly deadly condition that they didn't do anything to get. They never can be a part of minstream society, and you are a horrible fascist if you acually make fun of them.
@VerendumProductions Dante's inferno was a good game. You can't die from autism, and I wasn't making fun of your family I was making fun of you. But you're right. I shouldn't call you retarded. It's an insult to the mentally handicapped to compare them to you.
@wikiporno Dante's Inferno sucked ass. Also, I hear about autistic people not knowing what they're doing and accidentally killing themselves every other week. You are still making fun of the mentally handicapped by suggesting that I am myself. Insult to the mentally handicapped? You need to get some Goddamned manners, you little fuck.
@VerendumProductions ...Wait. He's making fun of mentally handicapped people... by saying you're one? Some how, I don't think you'll be winning after that.
@wikiporno Know what? Fuck you. Fuck you. No one gives a flying, ass-fucking SHIT about what you have to say. Your opinion is my COCK. Just burn in hell for a while. If you reply to this, it will only prove what a testicle-worshipping prick you are.
@VerendumProductions You're such a champ at disproportionate responses. Maybe next time instead of feeding the troll "evidence based argument" try using "logic based arguments" because evidence can be ignored relatively easy, but you can't ignore logic without proving you're a numbskull.
@wikiporno Why don't you go irrelevantly criticize things people like on gamefaqs, where brains go to die? At least let the youtube comments have the dignity of being about the actual video.
@wikiporno I'm easy to troll? You haven't even trolled me yet. But as I said, why don't you troll people where you're more likely to get tons of answers, so that you can feel good about attracting a crowd, and giggle to yourself about how much stupider everyone is than you. Believe it or not, youtube does have intelligent people on it, and every time you try to troll an intelligent person, it's like watching a kid play an adventure game, and screwing up all proudly.
Any time I see a retsupurae of a really annoying person like this, I can't help but think about some of the people I've met and how you guys would have a field day with them if they did an LP.
Dude that would make my night if some creep like this came into my store. Though the burritos are four bucks .. golly we're expensive but not THAT expensive. :p
"Why is Donkey Kong fighting creatures from Mario?"
Why didn't he stop as soon as he turned the game on and said, "Holy crap, Mario and Kirby in the SAME GAME?" It may be the first time he's played Super Smash Brothers: Brawl, but, seriously, did he skip every other cutscene up till this point?
Zaidon7 1 hour ago in playlist RPing the LPs
Cya? CYA? CYA?!?!?! HE ACTUALLY PUT CYA!? That irritates me a bit.
wizeoaldowl 1 day ago
ill be right back i got to go block this guy
200shadowthehedgehog 3 days ago
I thought this was CrumblingCenturion at first, then was deeply saddened when i found out it was not and actually a serious LP.
Vincanni 5 days ago
Did he say he was a giant donkey?
Degorth 5 days ago
NEEEEEEEEERRRRRDD!!!!
evrbody 1 week ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
Slowbeef sounds like a Brian Regan fan.
mbonnar 1 week ago
@mbonnar Which is good.
mbonnar 1 week ago
NERRR MAETREX
TheBaehrClan 1 week ago
THE PLAYER WONT SHUT UP Oh God. We see whats happening on the TV no need to say it. and stop yelling oh god x.x
Pichu1232 3 weeks ago
EPPITHOAD THWEE
PowerXeta 3 weeks ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
Just a question: when are you going to do iJustine's "Portal 2" LP?
Crazy56U 1 month ago
CAMCORDER! I'M RECORDING IT, OKAAAY!
DarcOfTheShadows 1 month ago
From a retsupurae thanks giving :
"Okay is not a joke"
"Okay "
trumpeter811 1 month ago 9
its like a child coming home with a bucket of shit in his mouth -
trumpeter811 1 month ago
Wait. What if this is that new wacky directing style that Navigtr was talking about.
guitarrhythymfool 1 month ago 5
I GAWT A HAMMER! OK! OH JEEZ PEECH SUX! RANDOM LADDER! OK! WHY IS DONKY KNG FIGHTING KUPAS? AND PEENTS STOP BULLIT BILLS! OK! CANNONS R FUN! OK! IM GONNA EET DIS FROOT FOR NO REASON! OH JEEZ BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! WHERE AM I GOING? OK! IDONT KNOW WHAT TU SAY! I'M A MONKY BEATING THE $HIT OUT OV EVRYBODY! OK! YEAH THERES BOWSER! OK! DAWNKY KNG SEZ NOOOOOOO!
"Stage Clear"
WHAT'S....GOING ON....NAH!
BlasterMasterWii 1 month ago 5
@lich109 Dude, are you kidding me? Why is it that people like Rijno are absolutely terrible at everything they do, and people like you rush to white knight for him. "Well they're obviously not in on the joke." Having poor quality videos and being terrible at even describing what's on screen (especially someone with 500+ videos) really IS a joke, but it's certainly not intentional, and definitely not the funny kind.
chosentonessournotes 1 month ago 16
@Genetic245 Nostalgic Critic was worse
ShonicTH 2 months ago
This guy would get beaten by my 2-year-old nephew with a 5 stock limit in 20 seconds.
TheAirShooter 2 months ago
Films: pretty much anything funny
Music: weird al
Hm
WI800 2 months ago
10:14 "...Or just stuffing his head into a slot machine."
oh god diabetus I love you SO MUCH
...no homo
dudemanzero 2 months ago
@dudemanzero the opposite of no homo in the context of retsupurae? "the last retsupurae". seriously. google it.
qawmame 2 months ago
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oleanderbrew 2 months ago
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oleanderbrew 2 months ago
@qawmame WHY? WHY DID YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS?!
werebee 1 month ago
Does anyone else think Slowbeef sounds like a young Gilbert Gottfried?
Bennanteno 3 months ago
What is this? ADHD? Autism?
ThaSwitcherTayTay 3 months ago
When Diabeetus said this kid had 522 videos, I just shook my head.
toocoolsasuke77 3 months ago
rirse shut the FUCK UP about retsupurae already, you bring it up in nearly every goddamn post, knock it the fuck off.
sVirus 3 months ago
Its a nerdier and more stupid luizprower... i never thought it was possible.
DarkOmegaMK2 3 months ago 8
Is Rijno still doing shit like this?
JanitorAntisocial 4 months ago
@JanitorAntisocial He hasn't been active for a long while.
grottypissedstained 3 months ago
I love Slowbeef's gasp at 4:07. OKAY, HE'S HORRIFIED I GUESS.
grottypissedstained 4 months ago 4
"WHAT IS WORSE THAN THIS"
apparently, Nostalgia Critic's LP of Bart's Nightmare
randoguy101 4 months ago 77
You know what sucks for the longest time he had the ONLY completed LP of Okami on youtube.
Suzumushi100 4 months ago
Voting this video as Cute. OKAY!
TheDeadman335 4 months ago
HOW DOES THIS KID HAVE ANY SUBSCRIBERS. I am profoundly upset.
BlinJe 4 months ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
I swear to God there's a kid in my Graphic Novels class in college that sounds exactly like Rijno and even says OKAY after every two sentences.
Retsupurae, I promise you. I will go punch this student the next time I see him.
DyeTalian 4 months ago 8
@DyeTalian you make me smile
0SexToast0 4 months ago
lol imagine if someone were to lets play pokemon, but the other guy was using the share screen option on skype.. they were both yelling at horrible microphones, aaaannnd it was recorded with a video camera at a slight angle and zoomed out... that would be worse lol
FranklinNation 4 months ago
@FranklinNation
Now where have I seen that before...wait, better yet, maybe I -don't- want to remember.
BohepansTheThird 4 months ago
Shame that people like Rijno get thousands of viewers and positive views, and some of the really good people, who honestly try, don't get noticed at all. Glad you guys tear people like Rijno apart.
UmbreonMessiah 4 months ago 6
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Prometheusmfd 4 months ago
WHAT... IS GOING AWWNN... NAAARR
CharlieGiaretta 4 months ago 4
RijNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO more like
a1b2m13 5 months ago
If this guy was a director, he'd make Uwe Boll look like fuckin' Steven Spielberg.
leviathan1173 5 months ago 50
@leviathan1173 You mean there's a difference between the two? BA-ZING
CyOrion 1 week ago
"I feel like Brad Pitt at the end of Se7en."
You and me both, man. :|
objectionablechione 5 months ago
A young Ltmilka?
idonotknowme 5 months ago
I honestly want to murder someone whenever I hear his voice.
Anonymous58815 5 months ago
This is worse than chuggaaconroy.
Anonymous58815 5 months ago
@Anonymous58815 Don't compare chuggaa to this aidsmonkey. Even though I'm not as interested in his vids anymore, hey at least he gives a crap. This guy's just like "CAMCORDER LPS FOR EVRYONE!"
BakuMamX 5 months ago
@BakuMamX I'll compare them if I damn well please.
Anonymous58815 5 months ago
@Anonymous58815 Wow dude. Not to defend chugga, but he is not like Rijno.
Deathforce013 4 months ago
@Deathforce013 WoW dude, yeah he is
imatooltoo 4 months ago
What disgusts me the most is how he is actively questioning why there are a blend of nintendo characters in a SMASH BROS GAME!!!!
Blode4 5 months ago 8
I love how Slowbeef gasped when he was told about Rijno's subscribers. Genuine shock and disgust. Not unfounded, though.
BumperSticker95 5 months ago 3
"What it worse than this?"
Not having the camera aligned with the screen for one thing....
Seriously some of your videos have players who go:
"WELL I'm just gonna place my camera at a spot that records a fucking corner of my crappy tv and press Record hur dur!"
XGiftedGamerX 5 months ago
Idk which one is which, is slowbeef the funny one or the funny one?
pliershuzzah 5 months ago
When Slowbeef is doing the voice of Rjino, he sounds like Filburt from Rocko's Modern Life
CrazyCommentaries 5 months ago
This is just like listening to an actual pre-pubescent kid playing SSB. Except Slowbeef and Diabetus are standing behind him shaking their heads.
TheLonelySynth 5 months ago
Rest in peace, Heath Ledger.
Djinnfest 6 months ago 2
Rijno has 38 alts.
Ryusuta 6 months ago in playlist retsupurae playlist
wuts wrong wit recording with camcords B(
EliXD787 6 months ago
@EliXD787 They are a HUGE fucking pain to look at, is the thing. How can you look at this and say "nothings wrong with it"?
nicodoll33 6 months ago
@nicodoll33 I think he's showcasing the intelligence involved.
Voothegreat 6 months ago
The guy is like Jerry Lewis only...bad.
anonymous6705 6 months ago
2:21
GOD I love how he says that!
Goldbloodeddragon 6 months ago 3
This has to be one of their earlier retsupuraes, they've done so much worse than this. D:
Goldbloodeddragon 6 months ago
@Goldbloodeddragon Are you kidding? This is awful.
captinjingles 5 months ago
actually, i change my mind from that comment i made two years ago: i would rather watch the SNES9X one than this
RoyStorey 6 months ago
He probably bought all those subscribers
MiracleFassad 7 months ago
Why do all of these awful Let's Players have terrible voices? That's what I wanna know, HOW do they get all these voices?
FinalGamerJames 7 months ago 8
@FinalGamerJames Cause they were all born from the same test tube.
XIIIBAER 7 months ago
someone please telll me what this game is!! this is horible!
LoveBarthalamewPls 7 months ago
@LoveBarthalamewPls The game is fucking amazing. The guy is recording it with a burrito. It's Super Smash Brothers Brawl, on of the best multiplayer games.
MiracleFassad 7 months ago
Okay is not a joke
Okay
trumpeter811 7 months ago
It's always sad when someone is so terrible at the only thing they do.
Also fucking hilarious.
DechoWasAlreadyTaken 7 months ago
I'm commenting! Okay!
Twilightwolf6493 8 months ago 3
@Twilightwolf6493
I'm replying to your comment! Okay!
SuchAGreatLife 7 months ago
@SuchAGreatLife
Yeah, reply to an obvious joke reference, gotcha! MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN NOW. OKAY?
BohepansTheThird 5 months ago
8:52... I was waiting for the enevitable "Imma firing mah lazor" joke... Alas, it never materialised.
SQUIZZLER24 8 months ago
When you guys did your impressions of him, I thought of Jerry Lewis for some reason.
JayZilla2830 8 months ago
Dammit people. There's hardly any negative comments on this Rijno tool's channel and the ones that are there have been marked as spam. I scrolled through about ten pages of channel comments and got nothing but "OMG RIJNO WE LUFFLZ U MAKE MOAR WHINY-VOICED LET'S PLAYS AND DEN HAVE MY BABIES KTHNX!!" Very dissapointing. Let's get the trolling on harder, please.
DorianCairne 8 months ago 26
I liked the video of the guys hairy ass D:...not
RoadlessEnt 8 months ago
I'm watching a Retsupurae video. Okay. I can hear them talking. I'm on youtube right now. Now I'm posting a comment. Okay.
blackkakari 8 months ago 11
Wait, people are trying to argue that this guy is some incredible troll? You realize he has over 600 videos, right? That ceases being trolling and turns into a full-time job. How is the joke on whoever spends two videos commentating?
WVI 8 months ago 2
So much nasaling in this video. What's sad is that the camera recording this is his only friend.
RumblePak 9 months ago 4
lol I could imagine the guy at school.
"Here's my pencil, okay! There is the teacher, okay! He is passing out the homework, okay! Now he is writing on the board, okay!"
Cheetah1251 9 months ago 8
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Cheetah1251 9 months ago
This asshole is trying to ruin my favorite game, thank you Retsupurae
Childhood rape, OKAY!!
bharlin8588 9 months ago
"episode 3 of whatever this is." a good summary
mrmcmizzle 9 months ago 4
This horrible, wretched voice. Dear god, this kid's fucking voice. It's like shoving a knife into my earlobe and twisting.
DvDangerous 9 months ago 6
Even if this Rjino dude was just some massive troll and rode off into the sunset after this screaming "trololololololol", here's something to think about. Intentional idiocy is still idiocy.
sirfragalot92 9 months ago 8
@sirfragalot92 Thank you!
CheezeFox 9 months ago
Oh my god is he complaining about characters from other video games showing up in a FUCKING CROSSOVER!?
invertin 9 months ago 5
"What is worse than this?"
Recording with a camcorder & not even aiming at the TV. THAT is what's worse, my friend.
Cheetah1251 10 months ago
@Cheetah1251 I dunno, man. It might be slightly better, or at least on the same level.
Overmayor 10 months ago
Annoying voice. OKAY.
DarcOfTheShadows 10 months ago 3
People are actively defending Rijno? Why? HOW?
Overmayor 10 months ago 121
@Overmayor Probally fellow Furrys (Sorry, the kid is a Smash fan, hes 90% likely to be a furry.)
WhiteTiger225 9 months ago
@WhiteTiger225 wait since when does liking Smash Bros. make you a furry?
dxmagma 8 months ago
@WhiteTiger225 Hey, chill with that, mate. I LOATHE Rijno and I'm...
...uh...I mean...let's not be the judgemental type, k? Nobody deserves to be accused of something like being a Rijno fan without proof.
DorianCairne 8 months ago
@Overmayor they have the mentality of a 5 year old?
WhiteTiger225 7 months ago
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@Overmayor Easy, Rijno is essentially a giant joke, he uses a camera, which gives him the squeaky voice and plays games blind to give over the top reactions to anybody who watches his videos. Something I find funny is everybody complaining about how he got the exact effect he wanted, and I just like watching this video to see Slowbeef's reaction as he isn't in on the joke. Fun fact, any game he uses an emulator to run turns out to be a good LP as he uses a record screen option.
lich109 7 months ago
@lich109, I didn't realize being as annoying as possible and recording in the lowest quality available was considered a joke. It isn't a very good one. I've seen some of his emulator run LPs, his voice is still annoying and he still manages to spout some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard. He shouldn't be defended.
NsiderCustomrobo13 7 months ago
@NsiderCustomrobo13 I say they're better because of video quality, as for the commentary and voice, that's where it gets more into personal preference. I'm just saying I find it funny that this whole video is mainly Slowbeef complaining about this guy's methods when he went out of his way to achieve them.
It's like watching Machete and complaining about the Grindhouse filter at the beginning, or watching Casablanca and complaining it's in black and white, they did both of those intentionally.
lich109 7 months ago
@lich109 You're honestly comparing this piece of fuck to CASABLANCA?! You are THE dumbest person on this website.
ek180 6 months ago 8
@ek180 Because if I mention anything I must be comparing something to it, I COULDN'T be using it as an example to illustrate my point which would blow right over your tiny mind now would it?
I knew someone like you would show up, read my comment and assume he knows exactly what I was talking about, It's part of the reason I had Casablanca in the simile to begin with despite the fact that you've never seen it before and never will (and if you do you will think it generic).
lich109 6 months ago
@Overmayor the same reason 9 people gave this video a rating of 5. Also known as HowthefuckshouldIknow?
evilkirby4 4 months ago
@Overmayor All is forgiven.
SuperMario16bit 4 months ago
@Overmayor Because as the latest RP demonstrates, he's better than Nostalgia Critic and has a fraction of the popularity. He's so underrated, we need to give Rijno a chance.
himethisisme 4 months ago
@himethisisme To be fair, though, NC's popularity isn't from Let's Plays. It's from scripted reviews of movies. NC is not an improvisational comedian, so moving to that kind of format where he has to come up with material on the fly was a pretty bad idea for him. He can read scripted stuff and be entertaining, but he can't make it up as something goes along. That's why most funny LPs come from groups of people, because one of them will generally have something funny to say.
GeneralBolas 4 months ago 11
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Overmayor 10 months ago
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This is the first LPer I feel sorry for, he seems like he's having fun and you guys just shit all over him, I can tell if this is sad or fucking hilarious.
mattjb2able 10 months ago
Commenting OKAY
usernameclassifeid 10 months ago 2
Hi Rijno thanks for making Smash Bros Brawl look as good as Fight Fever.
Please shut up.
MightyKombat 10 months ago 5
He complains about the subtitles telling him character names, like he's stupid or something.
It's a good thing he hasn't been simply describing what happens on screen the entire video, or that would be a retarded thing for him to be bothered by.
EponymousKid 11 months ago 96
And he's whining about Donkey Kong fighting Koopas. Its fucking Smash Bros, Rijno, not Fight Fever.
MightyKombat 10 months ago 6
@EponymousKid Yeah, he's not stupid like his fans who need to be told what's happening on the screen, OHKAY?
eggbandicoot6 6 months ago 2
@EponymousKid The subtitles are stealing all his commentary.
HuskyVerbatim 4 months ago
I know no one cares, but this is apparently the 69,069th view. I thought that was fascinating.
sillygramcracker 11 months ago 3
Okay I have to ask do camcoder lps make anyone else's eyes hurt and there stomachs ache?
psycotigerman 11 months ago
YouTube comment fights OKAY.
Napple42 11 months ago
When this trend of outer monologue lol eks dee so random LPs ends it will be a great day.
TheRealMcCloud 1 year ago 2
WOO! INTERNET FIGHT!
SkyFeline 1 year ago 4
Love how the comments below have nothing to do with the video.
PointsofData 1 year ago
This guy reminds me of crumbling centurion. Only he does this stuff on purpose
BaneTK 1 year ago
Trolling? In Youtube comments? It's more likely than you think!
Noisemaze 1 year ago
THIS guy has 1,000 subscribers? That's NOT OKAY.
Kevvl14 1 year ago 3
Playing smash brothers in my basement for the Internet OKAYYY.
SmashPadTV 1 year ago
2:12 Don't you mean closed captioning for the blind?
Icerama108 1 year ago
I like this lper though he is funny but he stoped making his videos a long time ago but you do what you do although I have never seen a positive commentary from you
TheAppropriator 1 year ago
@TheAppropriator That's sort of the point, whats the fun in commenting on a good video? Although they are pretty fond of BillyMC.
TheBrazillianCat 1 year ago
Jerry Lewis' grandson does an LP
Mesarphelous 1 year ago 5
No. It's not okay, Mr.Lper
HeavensDrills 1 year ago
Hey, my videos suck. But atleast i used a capture card. =D
xThunderxWolfx 1 year ago
Oh, is this Rijno? I finally noticed after oh I don't know like five minutes.
MichaelSaniyan 1 year ago
SLOWBEEF IS MAKING FUN OF ME, OKAAAAY.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago 2
actually, he does camera lp's because his fans demand it, if he does the good quality capture (which if you look at his other videos he has but almost never fucking uses) he sounds like a normal person. This is why they rated it five, he gave them what they wanted. Also, I could swear all of his subscribers who asked for his voice to be like this did it delibrately to troll you slowbeef.
lich109 1 year ago
@lich109 All of those were made after their Retsus on his camcorder crap though, he likely just caved in and decided to get a gaming bridge and to stop spazzing as much.
Rocks21 1 year ago
@Rocks21 According to him, his camera dropped and broke, and he was forced to switch over. I'm not sure you can retsupurae something if it's completely deliberate, you just end up broken like slowbeef.
lich109 1 year ago
@lich109 Retsupurae is whatever the hell Slowbeef wants to make fun of, people being ironic or deliberately stupid can and have also been fair game for that fact even.
Rocks21 1 year ago
@Rocks21 My point is it seems pointless watching somebody make fun of another for their methods and voice, when the other used the methods deliberatly to get that voice. "You sound like no human being could Rijno, and it's completely rediculous." "Thats exactly what I wanted." Although hearing Slowbeef get upset about it is pretty funny, as he doesn't realize what is essentially a giant joke.
lich109 1 year ago
@lich109
Forced to switch over? Couldn't he just choose NOT to LP for the duration?
And honestly, even if it is a joke, if a person doesn't find that joke funny, they have the right to express this in their own terms (and why they don't).
So who is the joke really on now?
I'm just saying. That's all.
BohepansTheThird 1 year ago
@BohepansTheThird Of course they have the right to express their opinions, just as much as I have the right to laugh at them for their own intentional ignorance.
I'd say the joke is still on Slowbeef.
lich109 1 year ago
WHAT?!? OKAY!!!
JackofTrades75 1 year ago
You know, out of all the things that was wrong with that I didn't mind until the end. It was the "cya next time" that really offended me. "See ya" was just too much for this guy? Really?
bwahahaha 1 year ago
OKAY!
usernameclassifeid 1 year ago
I actually watched the first couple of episodes of this stupidity before. What bugged me the most was his constant "WHAT IS GOING ON?!" rants. Like he expects the story to be completely explained before he plays it.
Krendall2 1 year ago
learn to hypercam you moron.
wikiporno 1 year ago
@wikiporno
To be fair (and Lord knows why I should be), you can't really Hypercam a Wii.
Krendall2 1 year ago
@Krendall2 Yet more proof that the Wii is the worst game system ever.
wikiporno 1 year ago
@wikiporno
Because it's currently lacking in emulation? My point was he'd need a Gamebridge or Dazzle to get decent quality.
Krendall2 1 year ago
@wikiporno I what way?
VerendumProductions 1 year ago
@VerendumProductions what why what? how?
wikiporno 1 year ago
@wikiporno I mean, how is the Wii a bad system? I think it's a pretty nice system, lots of fun games.
VerendumProductions 1 year ago
@VerendumProductions Then you clearly have bad taste.
wikiporno 1 year ago
@wikiporno What makes it a bad system then, smartass?
VerendumProductions 1 year ago
@VerendumProductions Maybe the fact that PS3 and Xbox 360 have all the good games? Or the shitty ass graphics. Seriously. You like Wii? What are you 5 years old or just retarded?
wikiporno 1 year ago
@wikiporno Graphics acually don't matter. Nintendo puts more effort into the quality of their games rather than jus making them look good. For example, Dante's Inferno on Xbox and PS3 has awesome graphics, but the game is just awful. Also, I am not five, nor am I retarded. I actually have autistic family members. They have a possibly deadly condition that they didn't do anything to get. They never can be a part of minstream society, and you are a horrible fascist if you acually make fun of them.
VerendumProductions 1 year ago 2
@VerendumProductions Dante's inferno was a good game. You can't die from autism, and I wasn't making fun of your family I was making fun of you. But you're right. I shouldn't call you retarded. It's an insult to the mentally handicapped to compare them to you.
wikiporno 1 year ago
@wikiporno Dante's Inferno sucked ass. Also, I hear about autistic people not knowing what they're doing and accidentally killing themselves every other week. You are still making fun of the mentally handicapped by suggesting that I am myself. Insult to the mentally handicapped? You need to get some Goddamned manners, you little fuck.
VerendumProductions 1 year ago
@VerendumProductions Okay seriously man kickstand it for a sec and take a look at what you're writing
mawknation 1 year ago
@VerendumProductions ...Wait. He's making fun of mentally handicapped people... by saying you're one? Some how, I don't think you'll be winning after that.
Noisemaze 1 year ago
@wikiporno Know what? Fuck you. Fuck you. No one gives a flying, ass-fucking SHIT about what you have to say. Your opinion is my COCK. Just burn in hell for a while. If you reply to this, it will only prove what a testicle-worshipping prick you are.
VerendumProductions 1 year ago
@VerendumProductions Well, if his opinion is that bad, that's not saying much to your cock, then. Just sayin'
TheKmanOfSmash 1 year ago
@VerendumProductions You're such a champ at disproportionate responses. Maybe next time instead of feeding the troll "evidence based argument" try using "logic based arguments" because evidence can be ignored relatively easy, but you can't ignore logic without proving you're a numbskull.
TheToast7 1 year ago
@wikiporno Why don't you go irrelevantly criticize things people like on gamefaqs, where brains go to die? At least let the youtube comments have the dignity of being about the actual video.
TheToast7 1 year ago
@TheToast7 Youtube comments? Dignity? That's a laugh. But seriously, you're so easy to troll.
wikiporno 1 year ago
@wikiporno I'm easy to troll? You haven't even trolled me yet. But as I said, why don't you troll people where you're more likely to get tons of answers, so that you can feel good about attracting a crowd, and giggle to yourself about how much stupider everyone is than you. Believe it or not, youtube does have intelligent people on it, and every time you try to troll an intelligent person, it's like watching a kid play an adventure game, and screwing up all proudly.
TheToast7 1 year ago 2
Any time I see a retsupurae of a really annoying person like this, I can't help but think about some of the people I've met and how you guys would have a field day with them if they did an LP.
Daniee78 1 year ago
Favorite Retsupurae video.
gtarulzdude 1 year ago
1000 people want to laugh at his newest videos.
Either that or all of his subscribers are masochistic.
PointsofData 1 year ago 3
Dude that would make my night if some creep like this came into my store. Though the burritos are four bucks .. golly we're expensive but not THAT expensive. :p
MyassWins 1 year ago
wait a sec. Their rant about rinjo as a sports commentator...that person already exists in John Madden
scallywag86 1 year ago