Diary of a Dirty Tongue - Private Eye with Wheezy Waiter

[deathnotefan386]

premiere of film noir clone?

[mella206]

omfg eyris was hot :L why couldn't i have been wheezy XD

[thefamouskaytay]

why can't i be 31 and kissing wheezy in this video?

[asparagusoffice]

@sirklondike303 His username ends in '09. He's 2.

[harrySTINKINpotter]

Wooo, hoo! You go, Wheezy! You sure do get quite a few chicks in these shows... Woo...

[sirklondike303]

@Warriorscatsrule09 You must be freaking 9 years old, right?

[BOomeek]

Oh man. So many amazing cliches. <3

[sirwartooth]

This whole thing was... Awkward.

[Raddyator]

lol

[MrTcork]

go wheezy!! (wink)

[hopelesslyinsane]

geez Wheezy sure does get a lot of action between this and PoPS

[Okhanor]

Wheezy's Pimpin'! Oh yeah!!

[sitbunnynow]

You two should make a band.

[onichiwawantan]

You Should Hunt a Whale. :)

[WendyWonderland]

Wheezy and Morgan the Orabrush Tongue should go zorbing! :)

[starholder5]

0:24 "You don't look like an eye- You look like a regular guy!" hm... ANOTHER mystery! Is that a connection to "Ty the Regular Guy"?

[golfguy13579]

Haha get some weezy!

[AnotherNaziNinja]

Best. Mystery. Ever

[jimbobhk2009]

"no i don't know nobody named iris"

[ThePieman122]

You guys should make an animated kids show next

[argeey94]

i lol'd when the cat came in... then i pitied myself cuz i got the meaning too quickly...

[AwesomelyAwsome]

1:04 GASP!! Wheezy Smacks women!!

[AlorenNS]

Lucky girl! I would kiss wheezy waiter!

[PlayingWithMyWiisFan]

mega mosh 1 mega mosh moshl hlde n  seek racer.

[sbasmaling]

You should do an Indiana Jones parody!

[okazianally]

Was the zoo guy Stephen Jones?

[jwaacks]

wheezy waido <3

[PeacemakerINC]

I knew that zoo keeper looked suspitious....

[AlainaAvalanche]

GOSH DANGIT I'M AN EYE

[Girigo94]

You should make a song...or a movie parody...would be awesome

[joshua7539]

You guys should do a music video or something

[chikala2009]

"Eye" Ris

Sigur Ros

I don't know where I'm going with this but my minds eye told my tongue to pronounce it.

[twinkletoes121]

I think you should reenact scenes from classic movies, like Casablanca and Citizen Kane, only with a giant tongue. :)

[willypearl]

you guys should reenact important historical events, like the signing of the declaration of independence, or the last time that wheezy had a girlfriend not in a video.

[willypearl]

you guys should reenact important historical events, like the signing of the declaration of independence, or the last time that tongue costume has been washed.

[simpergirl]

I think Tongue should get abducted by aliens (Who are just an army of quiet clones) so Craig has to save him. Then Craig and the 'aliens' fight with lightsabers...then they have to defeat the 'alien' boss who is............Sexy Clone. dun dun DUUUN! Then it was all just a dream...or was it!

[ahLahBlah]

WeezyWaiter and Orabrush should do a video where weezy is a doctor trying to pinpoint why tung is sick by going though flashbacks of what he has touched.

[ahLahBlah]

Yes Iris!

[post42neon]

I totally thought the iris was going to be a flower . . .

[post42neon]

Craig and Morgan should go head to head! Or should I say . . . tongue to tongue!

. . . wait . . . No, that's not right. Tongue to head?

[samcornwell96]

Craig and Morgan meet toothbrush and toothpaste

[DriftlessPonyClub]

Craig and Morgan work at a grocery store, perhaps?

[85BTH]

yes Iris! Go Wheezy. show that Iris "slash" orabrush whos boss.

[emic95]

Iris haha

[SuperBrandonism]

If the night was as dark as chocolate and it was raining, would that make it chocolate rain?

[xxPFSMxx]

You guys should do a first person shooter video just like Call of Duty. Who doesn't like first person shooters?

[MammaMia]

Haha you guys should do a musical next! I LOOOVE my TOOOONGUE!

[noobX963]

i think you should have an exploding pen war

[Lindseythemaster]

What is up with the guy who confesses? Overdramaticness

[RaulGoesTrance]

Wow...Wheezy's pupil is SO NORMAL!!

[SkinnyGuyProduction]

Hey Wheezy! I think you guys should make another video with your evil clone in it and some more of your handstand acrobatics  >:] Thumbs up if you agree!

[AlainaAvalanche]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

...it was intents

[Irediva]

My name is Irene. and this was sooo random xD

[LordsofParody]

This is the best video ever.

[jr52990]

I think you Wheezy and Morgan should play Explosion (Wednesday) football.

[alucky0]

morgan and wheezy should do some heavy duty race car driving

[elitebball55xx]

GET SOME, CRAIG!

[Tudledimda]

Whahahahaha. why are those videos always so amazing? ;p

[biteme32092]

lol i LOVE 1930s detective stories/ movies :)

i think that craig and morgan should do harry potter or a reality show nexte lol

[vannieflufan]

Morgan and Craig should make a video about helping the environment! by getting ride of bad smelling pollution with orabrushes

[skillphiliac]

Craig is a pretty incredible actor.

[Coor4]

I think you should do some superhero parodies like with the condiment king and such.

[fadingendlessly]

love!

[Meleeha42]

A crazy around the world race of Morgan vesrus Wheezy filled with wonder and excitement... and motorbikes

[spiffyjacket13]

I think there should be a twist! The tongue hired all of the people, including Iris and the pupil, to fool the eye! And then Iris is really the tongue's love! :)

[FaintlyPsychotic]

Do a parody of the Clockwork Orange scene where the main guy throughs the other two in the river.

[retteretter]

Was that Ty the regular guy?

[TheDrood2]

nice vid guz

[welle417]

This is hysterical... And that is a very realistic kiss at the end... Irene should be in Platoon of power squadron! I mean iris...

[rethinkOURreality]

Morgan should get some action next time.

[saphariadragon]

It would be hilarious if you did a ghost buster like episode with the tongue as the victim and Wheezy as one of the ghost busters.

[7ExaltingroguE]

lolwtf

[smcreator]

you should make a parody of buffy the vampire slayer ... but instead of vampires you stake/kill plack and tartar with orabrushes. Or you could drop the buffy reference and just go with the general vamp theme.

[Poxywallow]

You should do a Twilight Zone episode next.

[iDavidShow]

Craig and the Tongue should both find true love

[Zenithteal]

Craig's band should create a song for Morgan about is inability to get ladies.

[tennank9]

you should do any alien one when wheezy waiters abducted and morgan has to save him

[JuanKwas2001]

dress up as a toothbrush lol hahahah

[danHiroshi]

You should make a Sherlock Holmes Orabrush video, with the tongue as a bumbling Watson. You can have mystery and clues which lead to action sequences upon discovery of the perpetrator, like the movie. or you can have a bunch of twists in the story, which can have a comic effect of parodying, say, a soap opera with revelations of identities of characters which lead to more confusion/conflict. I guess I'm saying either a Sherlock Holmes one or a Soap Opera one would be funny.

[WHOOOFTHEHOO]

WHEEZY GOT A KISS

[Thebananaism]

Try tounge on halloween

[MaikMagee]

Craig could be a chiropractor and he would be the infamous "tongue twister"; spitting sick tongue twisters while doing his chiropractor-business

[MrGGlam]

Run around on the yellow brick road

[doubledous42]

You guys should try to invent the time machine. But they fail. Then they win. Because they end up inventing the lightsaber. Then Morgan kills his Craig-clone.

[TeddyToutlemonde]

You should bake cakes together !

[laceypennies]

Wheezy, Irene is not an Orabrush. Sorry to break it to you.

[7ExaltingroguE]

@laceypennies HAHaHaHa

[laceypennies]

Nooooo! Wheezy why did you kiss her!? It was so wrong.

[lamentlovesong]

You should bring Morgan to Chicago and have Craig give him a tour. Go to the different museums and tourist attractions. Maybe you could even do something a la "free hugs" at Navy Pier. (free licks? or would that be too weird?)

[PUPPYLUVE44]

If I needed a detective, Id go to wheezy, he might not solve my crime but hed provide coffee and beardy-goodness. :)

[catoclimastic]

Craig gettin' some action there with irene...um, iris.

[amv5488]

Pineapple you prickly thief!

[benjaminYOUL]

haha you should get craig to be teeth, as he was an eye this one

[PineappleRiot]

The next video should be about the tongues worst fear: TONGUE TWISTERS!

[TheSoapmw2]

You guys should go to the dentist :D

[amv5488]

Do a video about the tongue being kidnapped by an evil guy who loves tongue twisters, twislers, tweezers, twigs and tweeting and his name is Twheezy Twaiter

[hanarama1992]

Wheezy!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[wilberforce95]

next video- Central Park: Wheezy Waiter as hotdog seller.



[rosch93]

you should do next vid of brown cheese

[CraZyMeProductions]

I think Morgan should get addicted to something like chocolate and Craig gets addicted to something coffee and then they have to help each other get nonaddictive to chocolate and coffee but and the end Craig becomes addicted to chocolate and Morgan becomes addicted to coffee =!)

[wilberforce95]

next video: secret agents?

or......in Central Park?

or........knights in ancient England?

or.....in outer space?

or......baby Wheezy Waiter and Morgan?

just some thoughts.

[magusspirit]

I don't really care what the next adventure of Craig and Morgan is. I'll still watch it. Just please, for the love of all that is sacred, continue making Private Eye sketches. This is the first Orabrush video I've favourited without being asked to for a chance to win anything!

[hoiitsvanessa69]

this had nothing to do with hall and oates!

[geekforlifevandc]

you all find out that this is all a dream but orabrush knows its not the truth

[Jroody3]

You guys should do a battle btw the tongue and the teeth

[ashbashem88]

Morgan and Wheezy should get into a fighting battle with the rolling stone tongue/lips. Or a singing battle, and lose.

[BryanB1300]

very nicely done!

[freakinlovethis]

I'm thinking the Orabrush should be threatened by some evil germs from space, who can also time travel, and they must use the Orabrush powers to steal a Delorean or phonebox or TARDIS so that they can defeat the germs and protect the Orabrush, who of course, always protects them. Wheezy would be really awesome as a time traveller just saying.

[KevinADCarter]

Suggestions, eh? Hmmm.... Well, have you told the tale of romance between the Orabrush and the tongue yet? Or how about when the tongue went to the Orabrush massage parlour?

[enricator]

this is awkward... LOL

[TehBlueBerryNess]

NewsFlash Wheezy Waiter hits women....only joking *Wink*

[Bigstupidgiant]

This reminds my of Nick Danger lol

[SeatonStudios1]

You should do a musical.

[MCGDentist2015]

After letting the cat out of the bag, Weezy Waiter and Morgan the Orabrush Tongue proceed to let the dogs out, in order to finally solve the age old question "Who Let the Dogs Out".

[frogsoftruth]

You guys should do a science fiction type video! Perhaps a space opera, oh my!

[TwilightBookaholic]

you should go on a magical quest through the lands of bad breath (or mordor) to destroy a rin- i mean bad breath....

[TheDocterRocks77]

or maybe like a pirates of the Caribbean spoof :P

[TheDocterRocks77]

you should be a super hero wheezy and Morgan should be either your sidekick or the Bad guy who creates a machine that creates worldwide bad breath!

[kuzmanator]

Yes.

[spoinkchick93]

Speech therapy - address the lisp.

[snazzmaster]

I thought the pupil was going to wink at the end...

[TheWaffletwist]

70's funktastic crime solving team that is also a champion disco rollerskating team

[djrockpup]

Next, You guys should do a video where you pretend to be superheros. Morgan can be the hero, and wheezy can be the sidekick who is really more of a hero and steals Morgans thunder.

[Pythiumradics]

what the hell?!!! go wheezy and iris xP

[FreshMusicReviews]

You guys should totally start a band, and have a battle of the bands, u guys could be hair metal and called LIXX

[xorawrpanda3o1]

You guys should make a video with me and have tongue like my dog :) GREAT VIDEO

[1337Shinigami]

The next video with Wheezy Waiter should be about the explosive effects the the Orabrush has on you breath... on a Wensday.

[bibbeny]

YEA-ah. Wheezy, get some! But not in front of the kid.

[MayaTheSparklyDino]

HAHAHAHA CRAIG GETTING ACTION WITH IRENE -- er, Iris.

[ptbollhagen96]

tounge wars!

"Use the brush Morgan, USE THE BRUSH!"

[leatherback8]

You guys should do a parody of rebecca black's friday about explosion wednesday xD

[WeTryBadly]

You two should make some kind of faux sex tape.

with some kind of clever, tongue cleaning twist.

[Megacron]

You guys should make a toothbrush.

[victorhasmoney]

you n' wheezy should go to the mafia, and do sumthing cool!

[mutantcamelsattack]

A space one like fucked in space but with ora brush!

[katien22]

An entire video of licking. Buildings, people, books, anything and everything.

I just realized how inappropriate that sounds.

[ttaylorrssmithh]

Morgan should be a forensics specialist. You know, those people who look at dead bodies. You guys should CSI it up. Make the dead guy die of stinky bad breath or something if you want to add a little "Orabrushness" to it.

Love, Taylor

[mag1caltr3vor]

they should squaredance on the roof whilst juggling orabrushes

[frostkiki]

Tongue should try to become a better person. He does this by going to a therapist (wheezy) but it doesn't work until someone (orabrush guy) cleans him with an orabrush and he becomes a really good guy and gets a girlfriend and stuff but he doesn't like who he's become so he gets all dirty again. the moral is you shouldn't change yourself for people and that the orabrush is awesome

[cameracritic]

wheezy and morgan should do a book review!

Thats me nerding-out again.

[SeverusSnapeOrSev]

Wheezy and Morgan should go on a rescue to find Wheezys beard!

[IvarHuisman]

Nice!

[Doomsdave96]

Wheezy sent me.

[SantasGodzillaNew]

Wow. Wheezy got some action!

[ToastMaster623]

um... why did Iris grapple onto that guy's crotch?

[MelCandy]

ahah this video remind me so much of "The Big Sleep" with all the confusion. was it meant to be a parody?

[Grim0396R]

join the circus as a clone making genius and tongue duo

[XDNickXP]

the next video you should do a war between wheezy and his exploding pens and the tongue is try to get the plans for the exploding pens

[harisonpolandproject]

next video should be a back to the future parody. wheezy as doc brown, and Morgan as Marty McFly they go back in time to clean dirty tongues just before Marty's parents kiss on the dance floor.

[GonnaWatchYouShine]

Im sure wheezy waiter LOVED the ending

[Amuia]

I want Private Eye Wheezy to solve all my mysteries.

[JusDion]

oooooo i get it, cat got your tongue!!! i thought he was just lickin alot a pussy :D

[ProbablyOkay]

Indiana Jones Parody. It was going to happen sooner or later.

[AquaSheep93]

I think Morgan and Wheezy should enter next year's Olympics, and figure out what events to do in an EPIC MONTAGE SEQUENCE.

[irockapp]

For your next video you guys should bring back the tongue clone and make Morgan jealous then he dies and Morgan thinks he is gonna feel good but he doesn't or something along the line of the saying "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT U HAVE UNTIL ITS GONE"

[InYourClosetx]

"If this night was chocolate.. it would be dark chocolate"

[Amii90Vids]

I think Morgan and Wheezy should do the epic battle of Ninja Vs. Pirate. 

[StrawberryFish101]

Thelma and Louise should b your next video! ;)

[zeekakaroach]

Fight the Plaque Taliban...

[NicolasP200]

@wheezywaiter @curebadbreath I think Morgan should become a ninja, and invade Craig's house, take over for a day, and make more clones of himself. Bathe in the whale tank. Drink some coffee. Explode some things. Have fun! ;P

[danny899]

LOL WHAT?

[solidhigh]

You guys should do something 80s style a flashback to how the tongue got to where he was today. Just think John Cusack.

[Celestion321]

Go Craig! Makin' out with hot dames and such.

[Jimbi1234]

Get in there weazy :D

[KittyGotsGlasses]

Hahaha nice one ;)

You guys should do a fantasy short story. The adventures of the giant tong! He could save all the mice of the fantasy world or something. ^_^

[JManu3]

Pwease expwain that kiss wheezywaito

[Attoron]

inception with tounges.... i dont know give me something :D

[188crazychick]

'Yes Iris!' Yes Iris!' 'You already went...' Hahaa! :D

[shughes717]

The next video should have the tongue in the wild west, and Criag is the sheriff.