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  • Olly247

  • videos like that thats working your self to an early grave im not joking about it

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  • I'm tired of ppl sobbing over Steve Jobs. Those phones are tracking devices idiots. This man funded poison vaccines for us all. I want smack Steve Jobs in his face along with Macintosh dude! They ripped off ideas and became successful. They need no holidays. Ans I'm a lady. The same people criticizing ppl for feeling sad of Amy Winehouse's death are the doing the same. At least Amy was talented who cares if she had personal life battles, we all do. But what did this guy help you get through

  • I love you!

  • glad that fuck is dead

    can't believe appletards actually gathered in front of stores to mourn his death, I hate the 21st century so much!!! AAARGH

  • @LMTR14 You are one sick little 12 year old..

  • lol, the universe smacked him in the face for you by killing him off in his prime.

    I suppose I'll get replies from religious apple cult devotees... Silly mindless drones.

  • he dead....you waited too long to smack him

  • quit your fucking bitching your youtube videos are taken you anywhere

  • Steve Jobs is nothing but a money hungry thief. He stole everything from the GUI to the mouse from Xerox. On top of that, Apple charges twice as much for their computers/laptops that have the SAME components as all other computers/laptops. Only someone with no knowledge of computers would buy an Apple.

  • Why do people buy apple crap it is all BS they have never had the best phones our computers. I have never owned any of their products but I downloaded Itunes and it sucks stop falling for Steve Jobs stupid ass products.

  • fuck apple i wan to fuck em up BAD FUCKIN LY!!!

  • I fucking work on developing applications for iOS and MacOS. EVERYTHING is fucked up. You got to be an idiot to buy any kind of apple product. I developed a fucking windows driver faster and easier than a bitch ass app for iOS. Apple is all about advertising and marketing. There is no real engineering in their products

  • Apple sux bro.

  • Don't get me started on Steve Jobs man.

  • go iphone att is awesome fuck you get a life.

    you are a cock sucking fucking raging homo hermaphradite

    that is right why dont you suck your little penis and little vigina you hemaphradite

  • GO IPHONE ! =D at&ts awesome !!!!

  • Fuck Steve Jobs! He just wanna rip ppl off by releasing new shit every year. Why can't Apple just fucking release everything at once. Everytime they come out with new shit, there is only one tiny change to it. Fuck off outta here Apple, fucking Steve Jobs.

  • @WuTang011 how exactly is Steve Jobs ripping people off? I mean, the guy is smart, and he came up with a new technology using his knowledge, and now offering his product in exchange for money, it's not like you are required to buy it))))

  • ok dude... n is all abut marketing... see I pad... without facetime camera becuz they want to sell the next product line with face time is quite clear ..they know that ppl want their stuffs look at iphone 3Gs is a fine example of market demand ...gosh xD

  • Most funnyist shit ever. U should do a rant about da performance of the iPhone 3G on 4.0.

  • lmaoooo this was hilarious

  • lol funny and true but steve got security UP THE ASS

  • i guess he gave in

  • good for you, youre right

  • And the iphone no sending pictures in text, like the fucking flinstones phones do?

    At $200 a month for two lines? I cant wait to escape that assrape contract.

    die apple. No itunes purchases, nothing from you. I swear to god I will travel miles and miles to keep you from getting any of my dollars again, you have turned into the super computing monster you nce mocked in 1984 commercial.

    Now YOU are the great unification, fucking the masses. I cant wait till a new company rises up against you.

  • The new laptop? No firewire.

    WHy no firewire on the new one, i ask? Because they

    want me to buy the apple time machine, not use my back up hard drive.

    Why did you do that? I ask. His cunty answer: "Um, we realized

    that people use that more for Pro." Oh... bull shit! FUCK APPLE I HOPE THEY BURN TO THE GROUND.

  • Thank you. I have been on apple since 1986.

    After all their bullshit, I am so fucking sick of apple.

    FUCK APPLE, AND FUCK STEVE JOBS

    AND THEIR SCAMMING, ASS RAPING BULLSHIT.

    I am making it my personal mission to stop giving them

    any money. I traded the ipad in to upgrade to a laptop,

    $50 restocking fee. Plus tax. Restocking fee? I am giving you more money your greedy assholes!

  • And why the hell you had purchased iPhone?

  • sighs* i know of this type of pain all too well. lol

  • why is the skin colour of your face is fairer that your entire head?

  • i know what you mean =]

  • dude you are funny lol

  • The problem is in the software, which is fixed in V 3.x.x.

    This is apples first attempt on a phone and it takes time to work out the small bugs on a great phone..

    But none the less, great rant!

  • That's how that iPhone gets you. Don't forget the shitty map.

    Shoulda went to Verizon.

  • Ya fat

  • u r to funny.......like your rant, and if given the chance, i would hold steve while u smack him! lol

  • So let me get this straight, you threw down some hard earned money for the phone, and now you're ranting after the fact that it didn't have MMS?

    Apparently you didn't do your research on this phone before you bought it, it's called 'forethought'.

    Remind me never to go phone shopping with you, may end up getting a toaster expecting it to cook your turkey.

  • BEST RANT EVERRR!!!

    PERIODD

  • OMG, that was friggin' hilarious! Brilliant!

  • Shut the fuck up you non contributing zero.

  • I love you too lol ps this video is over a yr ago when there was no mms so suck it!

  • @alexjuno

    I'm assuming you got "non-contributing zero" from Louis CK's bit about technology. Louis makes an excellent point, but where do you come off telling the uploader to shut the fuck up? His opinion is valid. It is a fact that despite being touted as God's (Steve's) gift to man, the iPhone is a hunk of shit when it comes to mobile telephony. Two revisions later, the iPhone 4 has MMS (bravo, Steve),

    ...but it spontaneously drops calls if you hold it the wrong way.

    You shut the fuck up.

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  • The iPhone now supports MMS; people are sending & receiving picture messages using the iPhone all around the world, except in the US and that"s only because of AT&T not yet supporting it.

  • a yr ago when i did this video that wasnt the case! =o)

  • I don't hate apple, I love apple, haha, yep man you make your point. AT&T sucks. Apparently if apple allow more carrier within us, At&T would definitely improve their services.

  • YES! problem of the american families is not gay marriage, not drugs: but Steve Jobs.

    Darn I should have seen that "Apple of Discord" comming.

  • You are the freakin MAN!

    Lol, I love it when people are incensed when apple actually is proven to ignore us as consumers!

  • People think that phones get made at toys r us or something. This is also the same people that think features on a phone are turn on by a switch, Dude simple things like MMS take Time lots of equipment and $ to make things happen, it all happens behind close doors but this is things that can't be implemented overnight. Apple only been in the cell business for less than 2 years remember?

  • Dude everyone on the plannet knows MMS was being delay in the US, Not Apple's fault it's more like AT&T. Where the heck have you been for the last few months, Apple said it real clear at WWDC that almost all cell carriers where supporting MMS from the door but that AT&T was kind of behind. Watch WWDC at Apple's website. Dude your a Moron, by the way what have you contribute in life.

  • Fat dude in the video, you are a fucking moron.

  • THIS IS NOT THE IPHONES PROBLEM. THIS IS AT&T'S PROBLEM. They don't want to risk any more criticism because they wont be able to handle all the iPhone users so they want to get it right before it's officially released to the public. Here in Canada, we can send MMS Messages. Don't blame Apple!

  • Btw, you should take the next farry out of this world.

    0:40 - "Clappin' and ORH"

  • I'm going to run this through the ghetto filter so you can understand it bigguns:

    Yo - fatty! Da reason yo MMS ain't no workin' on yo iPhone is because da AT&T folk ain't turned it on yet on their network beaatch.

    Now get you azz outside and do a bit of running, cause the only thing I see broken in thiz vid is your big ol' broken lard behind.

    Peace!

  • True that.

    Apple designs the phone. Apple picked the carrier. Apple made the deals. But Apple can't make AT&T turn on the MMS if AT&T doesn't want to.

  • Holy CRAP you're freakin' retarded... since MMS works on the phone in other countries, it's AT&T causing the holdup. Maybe instead using MMS you can get off your fat butt and WALK the picture over to someone.

  • YES! He is saying to "fix" it, he is actually critizing AT&T and apple for doing nothing. Im sure you feel retarded now. :(

  • oh gee, freaking stupid...

    MMS works on the iphone in other countries. It's not the device; it's the carrier.

    Second: who in the hell cares about MMS? freaking old useless technology. I know, you may want to send photos of your cute little kitten to your clueless friends, but if you try *really* hard you may find a site or two that let you post photos online...

    Suggestion: remove your video and avoid public embarrassment.

  • Oh my what the internet permits these days. A decade ago this bellicose overnourished undereducated man would not deserve any forum to support his childish irrational rants.

    What an asshat.

  • Who held a gun to your head and made you buy the phone?

  • lol this is hilarious

  • Angry black guy must be happy now, because AT&T announced it will begin MMS for iPhone on Sept 25. See. And Steve Jobs didn't have to do anything!

  • i cant tell if this is a joke.

  • *cough cough* MMS is controlled by a special radio in the phone, the phone has that radio, ATT doesn't have a fully compatible radio systems to make MMS possible. Apple could do nothing about it, your were blaming the wrong person x-x I do agree though that ATT should gotten to it faster though.

  • One. It's AT&T. Two. If YOU ('everyone') don't have mail, that's not Steve's fault.

  • Steve is a genius and one of the greatest people in the entire world. His impression on the technology industry has changed 3 (count them) industries. How dare you, the guy that can only vent his anger on YouTube, attempt to insinuate you want to 'smack him'. People like you need a reminder of their place in this world. Your opinion counts, of the iPhones problem and the short life cycle of Apple products, but you inability to respect Steve Jobs sickens me. Reply if you think you can grow up.

  • @olly247 Oh please Steve stole everything from Woz.

  • I can send pictures with my Palm Pre, 755P,650 and 600, Would you like a video of that? oh shit, cant do that. But i can send you an image of it.

  • God, I hope this is a joke. threatening violence over an electronic device's features makes you an idiot.

    Why don't people get this angry about things that matter, like healthcare or the sh!tty ways our kids get treated/educated in school.

    I'm embarrassed for you.

  • You know your beef's with AT&T, right? I guess they make it really easy to make youtube video, but not to check you're facts. Since you're iPhone DOES have the internet, look up the fact the most other countries/carriers have MMS working since the 3Gs launch. AT&T won't flip the switch till 9/25.

    And all those "underpaid, hard working soccer families" should spend their money on a cheaper phone then. Take a picture! it will be their waiting till he get off work.

  • Your a fucking idiot you can not MMS from your house phone and why buy an iPhone if it doesn't have the features you want to use you stupid sack of shit.

  • ITS NOT HIM ITS AT&T!! THEY THEY WILL!

  • Just buy the iPhone 3gs you idiot

  • how DUMB are you? this video is a YR old and that being said I STILL AS OF THIS moment cant DO MMS... IDIOT lol have a nice day!

  • Oooh boy, you're one dumb fat fuck, aren't you?

    Newsflash, genius. The USA does not equal the rest of the world. I know it may come as a scary surprise to learn that there are OTHER COUNTRIES PUT THERE but in the UK, where we have a cellphone network that isn't built out of bits of twig and sticky tape, I can MMS on my iPhone just fine!

    Hmm. Maybe - just maybe - it's because it's NOT APPLE"S FAULT!!?? Yeah, that'll be it.

    Now STFU, have another donut, and let us know when you find your neck.

  • What a fud, why buy the phone in the first place if you're gonna complain bout the things it cant do?

  • because its america and i can? i love everything just this bs lol

  • 5/5

  • Yea, I find it a little crazy that my iphone can do pretty much anything except send a pic message but its not Apple's fault. It's AT&T thats lettin you donw man. Either way there is no need to act a fool on YouTube for 4 and a half minutes...

  • Why don't you do some research on the product before you buy it? It clearly says it does not have picture messages! Quit crying sissy!

  • omg, i can't believe thats a site!

  • man imagine if steve jobs watched that video

  • Lol...people need to do more research before posting things like this...it's not Apple fault that we can't send mms messages...It's AT&T's fault. Even with the 3.0 update NO ONE in the U.S can send MMS on a non jail broken IPhone. Not yet at least. They say it will be available later this summer because AT&T hasn't activated it yet. People overseas are able to do it though...RESEARCH PEOPLE!!! It will save you time, money and embarrassment.

  • Then Apple is fools for going to AT&T. If you claim to be the best Smartphone, make sure you are able to do the basics.

  • WTF MAN CALM DOWN

  • yo man calm down they have released the 3.0 software so you can do this man just chill

  • Dude 3.0, they just now doing it, thats sad.

  • not on AT&T you cant.

  • Yea, its one thing to have an issue about somthing and acknowledge it and try to make change and then another to compain like a child about it.

  • He's not complaining like a child, he has a valid right to be this angry. Every iphone user has a right to be furious with Apple and AT&T. There is no reason to not have MMS on any phone released in this generation, let alone an iphone!

  • In my opinion yes, I do think he is complaing like a child. He does have a valid right to be angry about it yes, but he also has the valid right to go about the whole situation more respecably, not all bitchy bitch - hot headed about a phones features. - He might get some better results without lashing out at people.

  • Very entertaining and very good video. I agree with everything you said. Very fair argument.

    I also think that even "fan boys" of Apple should still be enraged about this because this is dumb. Picture texting is less complicated than 90% of the other stuff the IPHONE does.

  • Steve jobs is a f*cking no goos piece of shit! he made the iphone all hyped up to something its not! I had an iphone absalutly HATED IT! cant send picture messages( what pissed me off is my friends have cheap 4 yr old phones and THEY could send a damn pic messege AND record video! needless to say i had the iphone for a good 2 months and finally yesterday i lost it, i could of sold it yea BUT i diddnt I SMASHED THE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WITH A 20 LB SLEDGE HAMMER!!!!! hahaha

  • man u one of my heros

  • nice domain name hahah

  • haha dude your hilarious...and your hella right about this

  • I want to smack you in the face, no need to bitch about it

  • i think we all want to smack steve jobs in the face

  • Cuz i know somebody that know somebody that knows you!!! hahahaha:)

    You are great man!!!

  • Talk the truth fat man

  • lol after looking at your utube page I can only image yu are twice as big as me!

  • I didnt mean any disrepect, but that was my friend. I'm a rly skinny white boy. Actually i'm under weight.

  • there not Gi's they are fucking retards

  • I was playing with my friends Iphone the other day.

    When he told me how much it is a month...(120 fucking buck) i was like "what the fuck"

    1300 minutes a month

    Unlimited text

    Internet access?

    Totally not worth it.

    Great little comp and all that but the access is ridiculous.

  • yeah it is hi lol so hi i hopped on a shared plan with my boy and I rock it for 80

  • apple made an app for pic messaging and at and t made one for recieving recently. They finally fixed it lol. But I always thought that one of these days at a macworld keynote, someone outta stand up and kick him in the nutz. I mean seriously, I know it was there first phone but come on, if you can do all this crazy visual voicemail this internet this iPod but you couldn't make pic messaging buillt INTO the phone?Im gonn'n get him lol.

  • they suck!

  • stop buying shit that starts with "i"... it's really queer

  • hahahaha

  • y dont u just jailbreak to get mms messaging.

  • i did but its not the point

  • SMACK THE SHIT OUT of that ASSHOLE... that's one of the reasons I haven't bought an Iphone is cause of the stupid little problems like that. BTW wtf is with him taking a leave of absense because of his medical status.... no wonder America is failing no one has the testicular fortitude to take care of business.

  • dude... he's like dying of cancer seriously

  • i feel bad for him but with all his money I am sure he will make it. like when Magic Johnson had aids .. rich ppl get taken care of!

  • i got you

  • everything u said is tru i love my iphone i just want some basics =o)

  • intimidating...very intimidating

  • haha

  • You're On POINT!!!

  • my pimp hand is strong lol

  • haha so true the iphone should be capable of so much but no. i want to slap steve jobs in the face too! fuck you apple!!!

  • they are killing me

  • lol , right.. tru tru

  • Yea go smack that asshole please.........

  • I got the iphone and I sent it right back, we were having a bad relationship and I decided to get a divorce. Good thing I kept my sidekick and lord behold tmobile came out with the G1 and we've been in a healthy relationship every since.lol.. love your videos.

  • thanks i am thinking of cheating on my iphone lol thanks for taking the time to watch my stuff! hugz!

  • lol u seem mad lol I hope you have a good weekend.

  • AT&T should have never agreed to the iphone without MMS... my old MotoRazr was able to do it, but not this

    Sometimes the iphone is like having the running shoes made out of ham...

  • exactly

  • So true about them nano's

    Jobs likes to screw ppl doesnt he :)

  • he does.

  • haha gazelle tom brady lookin ipod thats great

  • Pictures are jpeg or mpeg format not text.

    Sounds like a feature app not working. Did

    you get this working yet.

  • so true.

  • I just wanna smack him for being a little money grub'n bitch!

  • i've learned over time that apple holds back important features so that way when they release it the world goes ooh ahh. the only thing i like from apple is the operating system. the computers are way overpriced for what you get. i had money saved up for a new macbook too but when i saw the price went up several hundred i said fuck that. i spent 95 on a WD 7200 16mb cache 320gb HD and 4 gigs of ram for 45 bucks. my xbench scores are over 160 and thats a complete test not just a processor test.

  • now that the storm is here i hope they do that!

  • dude, you're great. I'm gonna spread the word.

  • thanks!

  • LMFAO!!!!! I feel you fam

  • thanks! yo!

  • YEAH great video and good point

  • thanks!

  • g1 ftw

  • I want MMS too!! Love you too!!

  • =o)

  • I love apple, but I hate there bull shit, I want one solid product stop fucking updating they know everyone wants the new things, I hate this! I just got a MacBook and 1 month later "hey new macbooks give orgasms!"

    WHAT THE FUCK

  • e x a c t l y

  • what a lad!! haha

  • The Storm of course just came out but I think you should give the Samsung phones a look, Instinct has all those features missing from Iphone 3G but Omnia is a full fledged smartphone. Then there's those HTC phones as well. I was going to buy and Iphone 3G about 3 months ago, I saw all those missing features, the crazy ATT data plan and contract and said Screw That!!!

  • lol i hear ya

  • as much as i love the iPhone i know it does need this..

    i have the blackberry curve, and i HATE it, really want the iPhone but my parents wont allow me to get it............ seriously, be thankful you have one lol. my blackberry does less.. i cant go on the internet, i cant picture messege, i cant use IM, therees no vid recording it sucks. so ik how you feel

  • man you sound so spoiled. i didnt get a phone till i was 17 and my phone had a black and green screen that could barely run the game snake. you parents wont allow you to get it my ass. it's over a grand a year for one line dipshit. it'll be funny when your kids give you the same grief and make you feel like crap that you cant afford the best. how about you get a job and see what earning $1000 takes.

  • lol calm down man.. its not even like this is your video. so dont even talk. i bought the curve myself. so im not spoiled ok?

  • nope ur cool!

  • thanks for taking the time!

  • I don't own an iphone but everything you just said in this rant is why I never bought one. It's odd to me that there aren't more pissed off video's like this on youtube

  • I know right Most ppl that have Iphones are fan boys or people that don't know how smart phones are supposed to be! thanks 4 the comment!

  • very funny couldnt stop lauging lol!!!

  • =o)

  • stop crying and buy a blackberry.

  • man i gotta find out if the storm is worth it. the other blackberry's are not my style! thanks for the comment.. oh yeah no tears here! =o)

  • whats the point of picture phones when u cant send them to others or even take video that my old 2001 motorola phone can do. ur right my friend. u r so right. if enough people complain like u, steve might think twice about simple things like this and not wait for hackers.

  • exactly

  • i feel u man, i own one to and i wish the phone's got those basic features. but man u funny though.....tired of hoping lol.

  • You were the idiot that bought the piece of shit Iphone in the first place.

  • yup! You need a hug? lol

  • No, I don't need a hug.... Just make sure you learn from your purchase, don't get caught up in the hype again and buy a phone that is known to have problems.