Metalocalypse: I'm No Man

[Zalamannn]

why do i think that the viking with the waving hair on skwigaars left is pickles?

[2009ewright]

every one who thinks the god in the armor is whereing daedric armor belongs in a garbagcan

[killapoons]

1:50 BRETON FIGHT!!!!!

[Wahoofuck]

skwisgaar is Lord Talos of the Nords

[dontpunchgirls]

pickles is the greatest

[RacedriverMuhaha]

what episode is this from?

[SSGazem]

@RacedriverMuhaha season 3 episode uhhh shit forgot >> 

[wolfhoundj08]

@RacedriverMuhaha Season 3 Ep 7 I believe

[XxfishpastexX]

0:36 Daedric armor?

[0Kevsta0]

... Skyrim...

[jamvaldez226]

you left out the killer guitar solo at the end

[astriatheman]

rofl rofl rofl

[P00PD0G89]

sooo I take it Skwisgaar is the son of Odin?

[Physhi]

@P00PD0G89 One of many sons. It's their god-like nature to fuck everyone.

[AhReKeNoMoRi]

FINISH HIMS OFF!!!

[FetesBrot]

i used to be writin an arrow to the knee joke but then i died  DETHKLOKKKKKKK

[Prometheusmfd]

@FetesBrot Woah woah woah, we do not use that language here!

You started Hamburger Time

[Tyrt8]

You were rights... I'm nots a normal humans... I am a God. *thunder and lightning*

*tingles*

[TicklemeSavvy]

i love pickles when he was a teenager his hair is soo crazy!

[pyrorevolution69]

this has to be the best song from Metalocalypse with Skwisgaar,no ordinary Guiarist can't battle this God

[MunkeyArt]

its Hamburger time for 20 people

[Adrastia]

Murderface was a horrible father figure in this episode. I felt sorry for Pickles.

[WolfieBlack1]

WHOAH! WHOA! Where's the fucking solo!!!?

[ImmaStarwars]

Thats was EPICS!!!

[mrchuckmorris]

i think Toki thinks Murderface belongs in a gyerbege kyan too

[caster25000]

I'ms no man! I'ms a GODS!!!!!!!!!!

[1more4carhur]

does anyone else get reminded of 2112 him finding the guitar in that cave?

[slorrin1]

@1more4carhur think that might be a reference there's a lot of them if you think about it

[InsaneGuitar149]

20 people belong in a garbage can

[TheHornet79]

lol poor pickles

[kragmoor1]

skwisgaarogy a religion i can get behind

[Thatguymanpersonn]

And there is one... in their tongue he is DOVHKIIN DRAGONBORNE

[Plainoldtoast]

@Thatguymanpersonn Borne?

[kanopopo]

I AM A GOD !

[jeffreyC777]

how the fuck are you gonna cut the solo out!?

[shardsobrokenglass]

20 ppl belong in a garbage can

[Jennyablaze24]

oh this makes me feel epic!!

[dragonheart6crush]

hes not a man he's a cartoon character!!!,jk but he looks like Alexi Laiho

[xXThePhilosopherXx]

You belong in a garbage can.

[ShreddlyBunce]

Wow... Why would they cut out the solo at the end?

[joemantex]

The Only believable god ever.

[Tehgunknight]

Thumbs up if u seen all the childhood life of all the 5 dethklok charcters.

[Jacobprogammer]

Press 3 for I am a God.

[FYCY]

I love Brendon Small...

[yevgenii1]

@FourStringFreak

Swedish people are caucasian... why don't people understand the difference between ethnicity and nationality?

[FourStringFreak]

@skjaldulfr Swedish people aren't white...they're Swedish O.o

[dead2rites07]

there were a lot of musicals in this season

[Xwannagod]

i ams loves it

[mudkips99]

fucking epic



[xXShigofumiXx]

Can someone tell me how much it would cost to get a tattoo of the statue?

[iamnanosec]

you know, that after being mentally scarred in your childhood and run into a forest while being chased by wolves and dropping into a cave made of ice and losing the wolves and find a statue made of ice that levitates a bad-ass looking guitar to you and somehow magically teleport back to your bedroom to practice the guitar,

that that was some powerful cocaine you just took.

[skjaldulfr]

Man, I wih there was a real world Skwisgaar spreading his seed, we're running out of white people. Just sayin'.

[pyscobrand]

Skwisgaar makes me want to practice guitar till my fingers bleed.

[NaSMaX]

1:09 One day, one day the children of Skwisgaar shall rise up and claim this world for their own! Hail Skwisgaar! Hail the line of Skwisgaar!

[ACRedsCreations]

Good News, Brendon Small is back to work.

[T16Akatsuki]

hey adult swim, thanks for putting up this video. I had no problem because I don't have a shitty computer or a shitty internet browser and thanks to my adblock that I wasn't too lazy to download, I didn't watch any ad. again, thanks for this ad free video that totally works and gave me no trouble at all

[skateforzero357]

Finish hims off!

[Rowiekun]

Did they really had to cut off the solo part?? D:<

[deathmancerp]

i love how when pickles starts beating up murderface toki joins in XD

[XMannySanX]

@deathmancerp Love it man!

[sakitochan]

oddly enough the first few frames of animation really stick out for me. strangely realistic and very well animated as well as a good metaphor for skwisgaar casting off the life of a mortal in favor of being a god

[216rock4ever]

what up with the wolfs

[ratholin]

@216rock4ever wolves are very connected to the gods of norse mythology. Odin had two wolves Geri and Freki. While loki is the father of a wolf named fenris who's supposed to devour Odin in the battle of Ragnarok. Also fenrir has two suns that will eat the sun and moon on ragnorak. so wolves tie in a lot to skwisgaar's godhood and scandinavian background.

[AngrypunkNaysayer]

@ratholin lol wikipedia

[ratholin]

@AngrypunkNaysayer actually hanging out with Asatru. Fun people though they often get mistaken for neonazis which aren't fun at all.

[joemantex]

@ratholin Some Neo-Nazis do follow the Odinist tradition, but many do not. They are are not mutually inclusive, nor mutually exclusive for sure.

[likeabossaru101]

same here fml

[darkjohnnyboy]

@DaddyMcFatherton same here, wtf

[thrasher1113]

@darkjohnnyboy Same

[Metalocalypse66]

@thrasher1113 Same here

[JadeDragon518]

I LOVE SKWISGAAR XD

[xXxmodzrangerxXx]

stop's copy's me

[FlamesFallen]

haha i just got done watching the whole "you belong in a garbage can" episode

[slayerdog4]

who else got tingles?

[guitarplayer9090]

yea my mom walked in when those dudes were screwing skwissgars mom yea that was a weird moment...

[Fimbulnacht]

I'ms a GOOOOOD!!!

[hippypox]

FUCKING LOVE SKWISGAAR!

[tbwf0620]

are skwisgaar n toki brothers?!

[tehremnantz]

@tbwf0620 not even fucking close

[Somethingproductable]

@tbwf0620 Skisgaar is Swedish... Toki is Norwegian.

[DevineSeeker]

@tbwf0620 Skiwsgaar is a God ....

[xXgkhnarbXx]

@tbwf0620 watch the damn show dumbass

[tbwf0620]

@xXgkhnarbXx sorry dickface

[kisftw]

3 wolf moon

[Phelan666]

That falcon's shitting lightning.

[childxofxfate]

lol you know what be funny i ran to a random stranger yelling "im a gooooddd!!!!!" with lightning coming out of my hands...that be awesome...

[B1ueEyeliner]

this video makes my day

[cheald1]

why the fuck are all these videos from adult swim so laggy

[asnaes]

Yay, the Norse Pantheon!

[Mtlmn88]

The video snags because it can't handle the power of Swisgaar's glowing crotch that can shoot lightning.

Once you hit over the hill, you will suddenly die because your body will realize it can't handle that level of awesomeness either

[twistedknightmare]

Fix the fucking damn videos!

[AnuxeL]

Nathan's sees that the video snags at 1:23: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

[WitchHuntWitchCunt]

does anyone know the lyrics to this song? I can barely understand him

[awesomesn]

O. M. G.

Fucking Dope. I was wondering if this shit was on here...then I was like, nigga, if there's a fuckin farting panda on youtube, then this mos def gotta be on here.

[V3n0mCa7na63]

lol lich king at the begining

[bronckofag]

@V3n0mCa7na63 oh jesus, now you got me seeing him

[WNxShisno]

@V3n0mCa7na63

Damnit, I just finally forgot thinking that.

[bigballzs]

how are is it to fix this. lazy as heck

[dumbass86]

1:28

[dumbass86]

yeah to bad it hangs up at 1:27 =(

[LumpyAdams]

He's speaking very good English, what's up with that?

[PastelRainbows]

@LumpyAdams many Swedes know perfect english.

[LumpyAdams]

@PastelRainbows

Um, I'm speaking about Skwisgaar...and he does not have perfect english, far from it.

[shishiwakamaru4]

this song needs to be longer

[Eternalsummersong]

....He's is not what?! It stopped at 1:27!!!!

[cyanidemaiden]

@Eternalsummersong he said Your right I'm not a man, I'm a God.

[Eternalsummersong]

@cyanidemaiden: Lol! Thank you. I actually really wanted to know what he said. ^_^

[Bishdork]

Aww.. I wanted to see the end!!!

Murderface: Get out of here... you belong in a garbage can...

Pickles: I belong in a garbage can?! You belong in a garbage can!!!

*pickles and toki beat up muderface*

:)

[DreiAlpha]

You know what would be brutal? A Metalocalypse musical!!!!!!!

[Kurasu545]

Men are so lucky I wish i could make demi gods!!!!!!!

[flyassasin1]

why does it stop at 1:27!!!

[noBSbassGtarchick]

@flyassasin1 Yeah it's pissing me off too >:P

[RandiTheRogue]

@finnbargladp As far as I know, the difference between the names (I.e. Odin and Wodin) is the difference between the Germanic and Anglo-Saxon religions. Odin = Germanic/Norse and Wodin = Anglo-Saxon.

[BRANDONSUPREME]

He's actually a GTMSCG

God of The Metal Skull Crusher Guitar.

[KaiserGilloutine]

0:01

Skip ad, yes?

[rhyshausmann303]

THE MOST SICK ASS SONG EVER!!!!!!

[truegreenbuds]

fuck all the ads

[AdmiralKexxy]

0:51 made me come.

[micsulli19]

does the video just stop working at 1:27 for anyone else?

[rhyshausmann303]

@micsulli19 yeah the same thing happened to me

[rocknmetaldisciples]

@micsulli19 Ok so I'm not the only having this problem

[TheEDBShow]

The two wolves, those are geri and fekri. i would know cause i have viking blood

[mrcemetery]

@TheEDBShow If you had viking blood then you would know that they are Geri and Freki, not fekri...

Next time instead of being an arrogant prick, maybe you should just keep your worthless narcissism to yourself, or you can do what you did and look like an asshole again.

[TheEDBShow]

@mrcemetery i Apologize for bad spelling. and im not narccisistic i know people who are but im not. and the viking thing is just what my dad told me.

[TheEDBShow]

@TheEDBShow also due to geneolagy, also im not that good a speller

[finnbargaldp]

@mrcemetery actually your both right, because in norway and sweden they would say fekri, while in denmark they said freki. its the same principal as Thor and Tor, or Tyre and Tue, or Odin and Wodin.

[TheEDBShow]

@finnbargaldp ok

[finnbargaldp]

@mrcemetery Actually your both right, because in norway and sweden they prounounced it fekri and in denmark and germany they pronounced it freki. its the same principal as Thor- Tor, Tyre-Tue,Odin-Wodin.

I also am fully norse blooded and have studied norse myths since i was a child.

[joelpancho]

Imz a GOD!!!

[TheAyumi1234]

ooooooooooooooooook

[soulreaper123411]

this video is awsome



[ikickknowledge]

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is a beast

[pirategirl1492]

Im no MAAAAAAN(s)

[lolshows101]

The title seems to be convincing.

[Digitbig]

People, if the video isn't working, just turn off AdBlock or try a different browser.

[gmilf71]

@Digitbig

this~

try google chrome everyone.

[lbcvisnudas]

Fix your damn videos, bastards! I watched your commercial, where is the video???

[TheEwg]

Skwisgaar is trusly awesome.

[Kamissick]

Hey, adult swim. FIX THE FUCKING VIDEO, ITS NOT WORKING

[InternetFailStar]

@Kamissick SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM HO

[lizanie15]

@Kamissick  actuallyyyy....

[lizanie15]

I'm za God!

[AzurBlaz]

I waited for the Ad and got the most metal gift ever....... "Nothiiiiiiiiiing!"

[bbbbil]

@AzurBlaz hahahhahahahhahahahahahaha

[TheHardy1021]

@AzurBlaz suck ass

[Grug16]

DAMMIT ADULTSWIM. WHY ARE ALL YOUR VIDEOS BROKEN?

[Zrey14]

Skwissgod

[gamer3425]

So he's a Go?

[RayIshima]

which episode is this

[Xylogeist]

It keeps pausing at 1:27.... 1:28 where are you :(

[MileyDOMOKUNpugs]

@Xylogeist im havin the same problem :(

[Xylogeist]

He's a decent singer...

Oh, and the FUCKING ADVERTISEMENTS SUCK, PLEASE TAKE THEM OFF GODDAMMIT!!!

[666metalhead1124]

@Rarodar Same here...... :(

[aeroxon]

What was up with your voice sounds tonight? Whats? They weres fine. Nope. Sounds like dildos...agains

[E3gamefreak123]

0:00 to skip ad



[imthewriteone]

If Skwisgaar lost his hair, he'd look a hell of a lot like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show

[Rarodar]

how dare you youtube. buffer for no reason right when says your right im a...

[magiark6]

@Rarodar My computers doing the same goddamn thing

[retribute434]

@Rarodar Me too :/

[UnRe4lSkat3r]

I HATE FUCKING ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Javelin09]

Praise him! >:O

[JackyBoyz]

I loved Skwisgaar's voice here.

[bigtymer01rk]

it's always the same fucking commercial!

[Izayoiaki24]

@bigtymer01rk Not true. Sometimes it goes on even longer.

[Asperuaca]

Skwisgaar is such a whore. lol

[TheDethklokChannal]

dethklok channal is here

[TalonIIV]

the begining reminds me of rammstein

[Mastafly7]

0:45 reminded me of Amorphis Black Winter Day

[baneofallnoobs]

that birds pissing lightning!!!!

[mattp9216]

whats up with all the fucking advertisement!!! 

[TalonIIV]

@mattp9216 youtube sold out to corporations

[chris55000]

Does anyone even know what he's saying?

[Jheysoda]

Hey Lichy!

[spattebaggen]

skiwsgaar is a god in a man

[amandomoreno123]

Why does it freeze up for me at 1:27 ?

[alechazen]

@amandomoreno123 1:23 for me

[2MuchGanja]

3p1k

[EnragedSephiroth]

Ah, Svenska-washed English.

[ANT0NIUS77]

ritz's?!!!!!!!

[iworshipTreCool12]

@PICKMYCOTTONNlGGERS im a nigger and i listen to metal....and what?