This is NOT funny! This man Smokey has some real problems. Look folks, sometimes trachs get clogged up with mucous plugs and that happens. I pray that Smokey gets the help he needs . I will admit he's got the cutest little gurgle around.
@082076 He might not be a handsome guy, but he's super smart and very respectable. Of course it helps that he's rich, but the only time a girl is ONLY with a guy cuz he's rich is if the guy is like 80 years old, or just a complete doucher. Otherwise rich guys tend to be well respected intelligent and interesting people, even if theyre not particularily attractive. Besides Beth is good looking but she's not amazingly hot by any means.
@joshyjoshua69 You are probably right, Howards intellect is even attractive to me. I have been his fan for years. I am just not into when rich ugly guys think they have actual love. She is a supermodel and the rules dont apply to rich guys. I cant get laid to save my life by anything decent. I am half as funny as Howard. You do have a point though. Howard is hyper intellegent but that goes out the window when vagina is involved. We know that.
This is too great! :D
RiTisHere 1 week ago
This is NOT funny! This man Smokey has some real problems. Look folks, sometimes trachs get clogged up with mucous plugs and that happens. I pray that Smokey gets the help he needs . I will admit he's got the cutest little gurgle around.
FritesandBier 2 months ago
Oh that is just beautiful, Ive been needing a laugh like that for a while. Holy Fuck my nose is crying... Thats how hard I laughed.
patio6 2 months ago
I swear to God, I will NEVER, EVER go to a Chinese doctor...EVER!
FelchBelcher 5 months ago
I think this is what it would sound like if Donald Duck participated in auto erotic asphyxiation.
rainofbrasspetals3ve 6 months ago
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The first time I heard this I fell off my chair laughing.
forestgreen98 6 months ago
The first time I heard this I fell off my chair laughing.
forestgreen98 6 months ago
cancer kazoo hahahahaha
puffball9 6 months ago
I can't breathe.
DaltonMan321 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA(fart)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
tweekyseagull 7 months ago
LMFAO JESUS THIS IS JUST RETARDED FUNNY, The phone # lmao!!!!
Turtle3000GT 7 months ago
gross LOL
spiritfyre1 8 months ago
Who is that beautiful person at the end?
skullboy1990 8 months ago
OMG! I just about shit my pants laughing so hard!
enigma800 10 months ago
oh god i'm crying right now
thisblondsanass 11 months ago
This lady is literally talking to an asshole!
ozabobododo 11 months ago
Oh man...I nearly crapped in my pants at 2:20 after she told him to stop smoking.
bucci777 11 months ago
OMG, I can't breathe!!!
stacyg318 11 months ago
oh my god my sides hurt
soonernut 1 year ago
I died
Zarrinkoub 1 year ago
PISSED MY PANTS LAUGHING!!!
9pt9 1 year ago
Lmaoo shes actually responding, how does she know what hes saying
c1r2b33 1 year ago
dude, i need to listen to his guy daily...
MrConundrum2020 1 year ago
sounds like a drowning duck XDDDD
SpiritTheWolf1 1 year ago
How ya doing Dr. Chen? Fine, i'm here!
ozabobododo 1 year ago
where is the butt face from when it starts at 1:28??? that pic is so funny
filmkid626 1 year ago
that sound makes me want to puke. lol funny tho
joshyjoshua69 1 year ago
This is so damn funny! Thanks for sharing buddy!
egobrain2x 1 year ago
HILARRRRIIIIIOOOOOUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!!
lahaila1 1 year ago
what is that butt with a gun picture from?
7judas77 1 year ago
@7judas77 ASSY MCGEE
DrHarryDickman 1 year ago 7
"3, 7 what? 2,2?"
LOL!!!!
TheKnightWolf 1 year ago
om my lawd i laughed so hard i couldnt breath for a while
ChuckyTheEnforcer 1 year ago
Hahahahahahaha omg Hahahahahaha!
I can't stop laughing!
PAULFC93 1 year ago 2
ROFL, this is unbelievable
sleezemoney 1 year ago 3
I can't stop crying from laughter everytime I listen to this!! LMFAO!!!!!!
Julannevg 2 years ago 5
LMFAO
ghostofwar1892 2 years ago 5
Aww man, those sounds squishy. Artie's laugh is hysterical.
jspin1103 2 years ago 2
OH MY GOD. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
QuantumMechanic788 2 years ago
Fartist!? ROFLMAO
jspin1103 2 years ago
i love the part where he gives the phone number,lmfao
gizmo21370 2 years ago
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gizmo21370 2 years ago
fkn moron, howard has beth because he is rich, not c ause she loves him...love howard but wiswh he could actually understand that basic concept.
082076 2 years ago
@082076 He might not be a handsome guy, but he's super smart and very respectable. Of course it helps that he's rich, but the only time a girl is ONLY with a guy cuz he's rich is if the guy is like 80 years old, or just a complete doucher. Otherwise rich guys tend to be well respected intelligent and interesting people, even if theyre not particularily attractive. Besides Beth is good looking but she's not amazingly hot by any means.
joshyjoshua69 1 year ago
@joshyjoshua69 You are probably right, Howards intellect is even attractive to me. I have been his fan for years. I am just not into when rich ugly guys think they have actual love. She is a supermodel and the rules dont apply to rich guys. I cant get laid to save my life by anything decent. I am half as funny as Howard. You do have a point though. Howard is hyper intellegent but that goes out the window when vagina is involved. We know that.
I agree with you though.
082076 1 year ago
I wish I could speak fartish.
nickhershey 2 years ago 2
Fuckin Hilarious!!!!!
scorpiotwiin 2 years ago 3
All time classic, maybe Richard & Sal's best
Mp25DIII 2 years ago
Oh my god she got the phone number right.
platinumglitchmint 2 years ago
She had a conversation with a asshole.... un fuckin believable...lmaoo
egkg75 2 years ago 23
@egkg75 great line
BryantFinlay 1 year ago
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Howard your starting to look like one old bitch , you big sissy mary queen ass bitch ,show sucks
onetrashdancer 2 years ago
This is one of the funniest calls I've ever heard.
AmericanCritiquer 2 years ago 24
I love Howard!!! :P
canadianstudmuffin 2 years ago 7