Dave Chappelle - Grape Drink

[GregoryMoncayo]

Kevin Hart < Dave Chappelle

[hectorjm94]

I love his white guy voice haha

[Lott0Jay]

aye nigger stop lookin in my cart! chicken and koolaid are over there lmao!

[xclusiv001]

Nigga what the fuck is juice!

I want apple drink baby!

It's GRREEEN!!!

[lyricalexplanation]

I want that purple stuff(licks lips)

[nightkast]

I don't want them vitamins nigga I want drink!

[dsaad85]

mmmm its purple

[heymanWTF25]

437 people have something wrong with them.

[sargentwylie]

Press 5 lol

[Jdempsey34]

Wtf is juice I want some apple drink.......lol

[bradnstar]

i LOVE me some grape juice

[iamtupac1]

@Sileoms there is two black guys

[popppp11]

white people like mini wheats :P

[Sileoms]

actually the black kid in the commercial is the one that asks for the sunny d

[mackmobeel43]

@Sileoms Dave is much funnier than you so don't quit your day job

[bigddagenius]

@Sileoms the black kid in the back.

[candyyycanesz]

white people eat Nutella

[skallykiller]

"..i's...thats drink nigga that is DRINK!!!" amazing...

[Shadouhan]

If you don't like chicken & watermelons, something's wrong with you

[TheDominantRace]

Press 2.

[TheDominantRace]

His voice is what makes this fuckin hilarious!

[woodsondr]

APPLE DRINK!!!! Fuckin hilarious!

[bevosully]

shit

[clydecromey]

I want some of that purple stuff!

[SirXand3r]

His not racist-not racist humor is funny to me, he "hates" on both sides but likes em equally.

[MellowCloudz]

What a legend

[JTtheLAR]

@MrFuckeveryone69 How could a virgin with a limited vocabulary and the bad habit of riding caps lock like a moped ever fuck my mom? Yet alone anyone. You wouldn't be such a pissy little bitch troll if you had ever been laid. 

[bleachrules103]

Inb4 "fuck is misspelled in the description.

[Qwertysonofabitch]

nigga wtf is juuuicceee hahahahahaha laughed so hard

[Misstrouble98]

1. Sugar

2. Water

3. Purple =  Grape Drank <3

[jkillah999]

@alexzaharcu - Um, nah bruh. Thats not what he's talking about. What you're describing is "sizzurp" or "purple lean."

Dave's talking about how white people drink grape juice and black people drink Grape Drink, a cheap 1-gallon jug of weak ass kool-aid, usually no more than $1.50, found at any and every local hood grocery store.

He didn't even imply that he was talking about drinking "purp", so i don't know where you got that from.

[mrfiremen289]

funnyier than kevin hart

[brego129]

I want dat purple stuff.

[McDrift1986]

Thumbs up if you want Dave Chappelle to return to Stand-Up Comedy!

[cprdoesntwork]

treative vision check this guy out and thumb up this comment so everyone sees it

[MrFuckeveryone69]

this nigger aint funny

[JTtheLAR]

@MrFuckeveryone69 Funnier than you troll.

[ACPmoka]

WHITE PEOPLE EAT HUNKS OF CHEESE...IT'S TRUE! I SEEN IT ON THE BOONDOCKS.

[alexzaharcu]

So let me explain "Drink juice" from a medical point .......... it's also called "Purple drank" it's a slang term for a recreational drug popular in the hip hop community in the southern United States, originating in Houston, Texas.

Its main ingredient is prescription-strength cough syrup containing codeine and promethazine. They induce hallucinations and ultimately lead to epilepsy..... so you see ...no word "juice" in the description ...that's why he keeps saying "WTF is juice nigger"

[oOinsertusernameOo]

@alexzaharcu are you retarded?

[SonicRyan1992]

correction Dave: i drink grape "so-dah"!

[jmrzeppelin]

you must be lost, these are vegetables hahaha

[Patriik23]

I hate this asshole

[tinmachine27]

@Patriik23 of course you do. You've got a tiny pecker



[iWentToNam]

@Patriik23 and im pretty sure your stupid for going here to get pissed off :) please kill yourself to get rid of imbreeding.

[Patriik23]

@iWentToNam Stop wasting air and kill yourself loser.

[TYMBO11]

i'm allergic to watermelon.. and i'm black.

[DRUNKASSPUNK800]

I prefer chicken in deep fried strip form.

[Vague961]

Click CC then click "transcribe audio".

Enjoy :P

[CelticArchangel]

@Vague961 They see the division enough boobs. LMAO! thats amazing!

[M747202172763]

white people eat everyone elses food. they'll make mexican one night, then eat chinese another night, then eat pasta

[mightyORFEN]

Im fucking drinking grape fanta right now.....good god!

[YoshiAirKix]

i dont think i know what grape drink is.. What!? i got some apple juice if want- WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE?? i want apple drink. iss green

[bilen7]

Chicken and watermelon... fucking amazing.

[305Gladiator]

Get away from my cart Nigga....!

[buyneee]

@Kroniquick No not really...

[blackdot550]

Oh God...they know

[onetwothree992]

you must be lost... these are vegetables... nom nom nom nom

[ayrtonsenna2798]

Nigga wtf is jeeeeeeeeewwwwccccceee

[ayrtonsenna2798]

Chicken and giblets are over there... You must be looosssst

[pretorious700]

I love chicken, watermelon, and James Brown...damn, I must be a negro.

[DRyzed]

@pretorious700 Bro Ur Knee Doent Grow Dat Fast

[pretorious700]

@DRyzed word

[toolff83]

Sunny Delight should send Dave a check for getting so many people to go find and watch their shitty commercial on You Tube.

[colintrent]

hahah iv been buying this shit like crazy i swear dave improved the sales of anyform of grape beverage he should of started his own companys he would of made millions

[toolff83]

Dave has a better white person voice than most white people.

[BI591]

Nigga What The fuck is JEEEEEEEWWCEEE?!!!

[TheBANANAA6]

@BI591 YES!!~!

[zxcvbnm25850]

I want that purple stuff ....lmao

[MichalBytom]

Im Rich bitch

[27fatkid]

this crowd has noooooo sense of humor

[concret3snak3]

sugar, water and of course purple lmao

[mekman4]

giblets.

[bogus1389]

I'LL DO IT FOR FREE CHICKEN! did lol

[OddeyeDL]

Not that its about white or black, but, Im white and I know damn well what grape drink is.. Think I can even one up here.. Try kool aid with no sugar. You know the little packets that just had the colouring and no sugar. Yeah thats poor.

[SKULLCL0Ne]

@carelileh

Mcdonalds, burger king, tacobell are not healthy and spending alot of money for resturants is a waste....FYI were i live all white people dont cook cuz if they do it taste like shit

[SeductiveGurl18]

Lmaooooo

[carelileh1]

We white people eat everything delicious, which is why we always eat out at any ethnicities restaurant, and never cook at home. Only white people that can cook either was poor and learned to cook good food cause they didnt have anything else, or went to school to learn what they could have from their neighbours if they would just get to know people.

[douchebagcrew9]

Sugar, water, purple

DGK

[LuWiizi]

I love chicken and watermelon! :)

[PrettieBoiMilla]

What.. Nigga What The Fuck Is Juice?.. I Want Some Grape Drink Baby.. Mhmm Iss Purple

[Jikn123]

Haha I love his white guy voice.

[the4armedmonk]

i love chicken, never tried watermelon

[mastermiddy32]

nigga what the fuck is juice, i want some grape drink babey

[CHARLESCARLEY]

NIGGA U GAY

[justsomeguynamedMatt]

spell check

[cooryholly94]

i like orange juice better :)

[Shaitan051]

How many people immediately went to check where the black kid was looking in the commercial?

[courtneytee3422]

I'm allergic to watermelon and I don't eat chicken like that. do I lose my black card?

[stalkerowl]

As a white person myself, we eat black people food.

[robertpaulson11]

@stalkerowl i like kfc too

[DJBubbleBoy]

@stalkerowl

Mmmmm.... Fried chicken....

[MrAtaguas]

@stalkerowl What the fuck is black people food...I eat food

[Letmeb29]

@MrAtaguas i'm wondering the same shit

[bdmassiv]

@stalkerowl LMFAO black people food? its every1s food as is curry

[sulsimsn0579]

Suprise Muthafukcaz!!!...lol



[faerieminds]

Sugar, Water, Purple. Ftw.

[dreababbie]

not gonna lie i am that black girl that can't stand chicken and watermelon...hahaha

[Mirrodintroll]

its pronounced grape drank...DRANK nigga get it right

[Adeademohobo]

@ theysaywhatagain obviously u don't watch many comedians cause about I'd say 75% of them make fun of them selves or there race think before u type bra

[TheSaywhatagain]

Dave chappelle is a sell out like most black comedians, always projecting self hate, and trying to make light of the black situation... making other races happy... how many chinese people do u see making jokes about their race, or better yet white people... rubbish!

[dreababbie]

@TheSaywhatagain um there are lot of white, hispanic, pacific islanders, asians, etc. comedians that make fun of race, religion, n etc...how about u look some up cuz there are too many names for me to type to you....GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT

[sociomike]

@TheSaywhatagain you've lived a very sheltered life

[Meela234]

@TheSaywhatagain Jo Koi

[kretsim]

@TheSaywhatagain im pretty sure all ethnic comedians make fun of their own kind.

[streetfightkiller890]

that is drink ni**ga that is drink

[MrMiaoww]

"I want that purple stuff ! "

[TimmyLambchop]

Over the summer, I went to a local grocery store to pick up a few doughnuts and a powerade before work. While getting a powerade I noticed a can labeled "Purple Stuff." I almost shit my pants in excitement...and yes I bought 2 of them. One to drink, one to keep forever. I kid you not...

[manaburn]

@TimmyLambchop That shit will last forever.

[MrCojue]

430 people don't like chicken and watermelon.

[TheMasterRanker]

*Looks at description*

French Connection United Kingdom is pretty funny!

[ItzDariusNiggahz]

Pause at 1:36 Look at all those white people!! All sitting in the audience to hear jokes About them!!

[mhmcupcakes]

I want some of that purple stuff... lol

[underoath294]

i used to drink grape juice, then i took an arrow to the knee

[jsuds12]

@underoath294 your gay and beyond unoriginal

[mr3beeeeee6]

@underoath294 shut the fuck up or you will get it in your ass

[kayele]

@underoath294 lol! That was a funny "arrow in the knee joke"

[thatstealthyperson]

its Funny, but its not a reason to hate a mother fucker

[RedCandleWax24]

its greeeeeeeeen!

[artstan03]

ahahaha!

[Cwolfgal]

I love me some purple drank

[Anju876]

@Cwolfgal u and Jamarcus russel could be best of friends

[MrMoBidnizz]

Hes right.....I love chicken and watermelon.....If you dont like it...You're a schmuck.

[viberin]

Sugar, water, and of cource, purple

[DoctorGleich]

@viberin lol XD

[gotzerbie]

What the fuck is juice !!!!

[MrSHARKBITE12]

so wuts jucie look like

[tonebone0028]

sugar water purple

[jungshin87]

This gets the real Sunny D commercial 2 million views. I think Chappelle deserves some money.

[jacquelynjaimes]

So funny that you misspelled fuck X) .....nice

[xXscorpio1Xx]

theres not one blacc person in tha audience doe

[alyxskyler]

@xXscorpio1Xx 1:34 

[Ephraim4]

I love the way Dave Chappelle says "Nigga, what the fuck is juice?"

[betolino626]

Funny Sh**

[MegaCamDawg]

i want some grape drink baby

[davidjosephsmith11]

Yep, I youtubed the commercial.



[zachattack311311]

Dave is a bad ass

[LiLbE4rLocZ]

Bak up niger chcken n nibletx r over there

[PrettieBoiMilla]

I Want That Purple Stuff..

[ZGMalinda252]

ha.. not bad..not bad

[QALeone917]

good

[TheJawsome123]

"Ok i got some purple stuff, and some sunny D..." *all* YAY SUNNY D!!! u see the black kid in the back i want that purple stuff....

[Wampa771]

I used to eat chicken, then I took an arrow to the sack.

[SuperIamalwaysright]

what the fuck is juice ll i drink is grape drink and grape think that is the only thing i like

[bre22f]

Apple Drink..its GREEEEEEENNN....

[SuperIamalwaysright]

who the fuck dont like damn chicken and watermeon these niggas gotta be retarded as a motherfucker

[1blackwed1]

nigga what the fuck is juice?

[PrettieBoiMilla]

Grape Drink

[MyFavoriteRapSongs]

i study white people!! you dont know that, im writing a paper on you!! lmaoo

[kanyizzle2009]

MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE ME SOME GRAPE DRANK, FRIED CHICKEN & SOME WATERMELON!!

[15simplyme]

i LOVE dave chappelle.. he is too hilarious

[hurrikanefLow]

Sugar, Water, and of course, Purple.

[liltunechi4eva]

where the hell did chappelle go? why couldn't mencia leave? :(

[brego129]

I want dat purple stuff.

[ASwiftHippie]

Fuck, the secret's out! Haha, but seriously I had some grape juice like 20 minutes ago xD

[MrHavoc666]

Nigga, what the fuck is juice???

[DominoTG08]

@MrHavoc666 i want some grape drink baby.....its purple.

[Straightbeef]

427 people don't like chicken and watermelon.

[youcancallmejenn]

i hate grape juice

[rajachahal13]

Katt Williams is better. Cant fukk with tht nigaa!



[jelias15uzumaki]

SUGER WATER PURPLE

[jelias15uzumaki]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha nice i love dave chappelle ''I DO IT FOR FREE CHICKEN''

[TheDynamicContinuity]

and of course....Purple

[chemong12]

i want that purple stuff!!

[MoneyR8]

ain' no vitamins in that shit..

[MoneyR8]

wha??? nigga wtf iz juice?

[scarthebad]

Stand*

[scarthebad]

It's good to know that he hasn't stopped doing Stanton up

[ridgeking11]

I see him all the time at the mall he lives like 10min away from me lol

[NERD8732]

what the fuck is juice???

[ThatKid573]

What 99.99 percent of top comments are:

1. A lame joke about the dislikers

2. Or a catchy phrase about the video.

[nagasako7]

Greatest comedian of our time, and a would give any of the 'greats' a run for their money.

[numbah1itachi]

Ingredients: Sugar, Water, Purple.

[Kroniquick]

the 426 dislikes are all from the black people that too it seriously and forgot dave chapelle is black.

[12344lady]

What the fuck is juice, I want some grape drink baby, its purple

[shitstormy1]

SURPRISE, MOTHER FUCKERS!

[kathy950]

this is soo true.