Young was originally named 'Noel'. Angels are typically sexless, and, due to the Young family's new baby's withered scrotum and tiny testicles, the name was deemed appropriate. Uncle Young, engaging with baby Young as Canadian outback uncles often do, clipped baby Young's scrotum off and tossed it and the vestigial testicals to the hogs the Young Family kept about the grounds of their Canadian homestead. He thought he was doing baby Young's future boyfriends a favor. He succeeded.
Ms Nelly Young's Uncle remembered her as a particularly dour and sullen child. He resented her plain appearance. That his extracurricular activities effected Nelly's voice is obvious. Uncle Young can share inadvertent credit for Nelly's distinctive, high-pitched yowling He mistook Nelly's withered scrotum for excess labial tissue, so he clipped it off - creating a castrato Luddite minstrel from an androgyne genetic Neanderthal throwback. Ah, the vagaries of life.
I remain fascinated by the process under which common antifreeze was employed to revive this testosterone depleted Neanderthal androgyne. Who knew that ethylene glycol causes Asperger's Syndrome and Luddism.
James!
Here now, my good man. I did instruct you, ages ago now, to rid me of this yowling troglodyte. I furnished you with good whiskey, as well as the bathtub gin you're accustomed to, and to no avail!
Here now James. Hers's a sturdy burlap sack and a stout club. Humor me.
great song
alargedog 4 months ago
Young was originally named 'Noel'. Angels are typically sexless, and, due to the Young family's new baby's withered scrotum and tiny testicles, the name was deemed appropriate. Uncle Young, engaging with baby Young as Canadian outback uncles often do, clipped baby Young's scrotum off and tossed it and the vestigial testicals to the hogs the Young Family kept about the grounds of their Canadian homestead. He thought he was doing baby Young's future boyfriends a favor. He succeeded.
FuckngBastard 8 months ago
Ms Nelly Young's Uncle remembered her as a particularly dour and sullen child. He resented her plain appearance. That his extracurricular activities effected Nelly's voice is obvious. Uncle Young can share inadvertent credit for Nelly's distinctive, high-pitched yowling He mistook Nelly's withered scrotum for excess labial tissue, so he clipped it off - creating a castrato Luddite minstrel from an androgyne genetic Neanderthal throwback. Ah, the vagaries of life.
FuckngBastard 8 months ago
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I remain fascinated by the process under which common antifreeze was employed to revive this testosterone depleted Neanderthal androgyne. Who knew that ethylene glycol causes Asperger's Syndrome and Luddism.
James!
Here now, my good man. I did instruct you, ages ago now, to rid me of this yowling troglodyte. I furnished you with good whiskey, as well as the bathtub gin you're accustomed to, and to no avail!
Here now James. Hers's a sturdy burlap sack and a stout club. Humor me.
FuckngBastard 8 months ago