Blasphemy- Immediate Music

[Bastiodonfan]

Ladies and gentlemen... The man I'm about to introduce needs no introduction. Put your hands together, for the sizzling hot, ALEX BAKER!

[ihack010011]

text ??? :D

[josipbabok2]

i just closed door with style in Minecraft

[dayslaver]

sooo am i the only person who got here from stick figures on crack???

^_^

[sodapop0mac0raf]

@dayslaver Nope xD

[TheExplosivePants]

@dayslaver Nope.

[TheDarkOrchid142]

Ezio is coming for you :D

[benis12357]

this plays when i watch 300 spartans battle

[TheAssassinisEzio]

i closed the door on minecraft :D

[enzodidthis]

I play this when i clean my Car....

Now my car turned into a Porsche :D

[bodygank]

Chuck Norris walks into a burger bar, he asks for a burger with NO cheese, he collects his order and starts to walk out taking a bite of his burger then stops as he tastes cheese within it, he slowly turns around and looks at the cashier who served him.... music starts!!!!

[SuperPowerPKMN]

explosion...........WTF???

(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­M)



[josiahking56]

@JacknoobX @maxismax100

Max: You need to stop shouting so much and grow up a tad.

Jack: Stop fueling the fire... You're OBVIOUSLY the more mature one here... you should when to leave noobs to their lonesome.

[JacknoobX]

@josiahking56 Everytime you play with fire your dick gets bigger. Sadly this is only for people who have lives. Like me and you.

[josiahking56]

@JacknoobX XD

[JacknoobX]

@josiahking56 Now for something completley different, Heavy: I AM MAMA

[2b3the1]

play this song when you play "stick fight (red versus blue) aniboom". EPIC

[Chikidd75]

ZOMBIE UPRISING :O

[szfistak]

This plays whenever someone posts a dumb post about it

[ivanboy9010]

Sounds like it should be in God Of War....

[gruntman58]

@syder96 its called family guy episode

[Tsuichi202]

this song makes taking out the garbage seem legendary...... kukuk i stole that xD

[swampwater55]

i find this frighteningly easy to masturbate to

[magicbjorn]

@swampwater55 eargasm ftw!

[ActionMovieBuff]

I need help!! There was a trailer music to Scream 3 that sounded just like this but it was a bit of a remix. PLEASE HELP!!

[woodythewoodchuck1]

Im so epic this song plays when i'm takeing a crap

[beritbe]

*imagined sorry



[beritbe]

when i heard this i saw fat guys running and fighting for the last peice of cake in a fridge

[MachineWave100]

This is what plays when Justin Beiber picks up a microphone

[0pticFire]

This song playes everytime preston lacy falls

[Animal00Kaiser]

A lot of stick figure animators use this music...

[CreamyGoodness11]

This plays when I'm in a hurry

[apapalonglong]

reminds me of Assassins creed...

[amber230]

...i swear i've heard this somewhere

[6MOK]

this song plays when- i dunno when it plays it just plays.

[LucyBellTvcomingsoon]

i play this in the library

[FizzzyFizzz]

This plays when Chuck Norris is taking the largest shit of his life.

[FrenchLegoBoy]

This plays when Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris :D

[pivotzeke10]

STICK FIGURES ON CRACK!

[LucyBellTvcomingsoon]

when i hear this i do things in epic slow mo...dont judge u know u do it 2!

[LucyBellTvcomingsoon]

this song starts playing when a chuck norris movie comes on

[Shamwow922]

This happens when I click the right-sided triangle witch is next to the Speaker on the magic box

[SintSuke]

This plays when I click the play button.

[Fredfredbug4]

If I win the lottery I will hire an orchestra to play this whenever someone ask me a question.

"So how was your day?"

*Epic Music*

"Good"

[12MonthsTilJune]

This plays whenever someone pushes the play button

[apapalonglong]

@12MonthsTilJune Captain Obvious, didn't know ypou had a YT account.

[MrRaigami]

@12MonthsTilJune really?

[Herfster]

this is the song that plays when and 80 year old man gets his first boner in 20 years, and is desperatly trying to call his wife, of course in slow motion

[ridermcdonald]

@Herfster This made my day!!:P

[MachineWave100]

I swear I've heard this in Pirates Of The Caribbean

[123ilovevampires]

I think this was in one of the Eclipse trailers

[ilovefreddie09]

this plays when somene messes with my best friend

[Soccerfreak9911]

wow! love it

[TheKharnath]

This would be my walk-out theme for a 1v1 Combat Sport!

Maybe I could contact Immediate Music and have them craft something to my what I like =D

(dreams...)

[TechnoVampireScene]

This plays every time i get a boner

[M12S93]

@TechnoVampireScene XD

[minoshman1]

plays when i step on a lego and vow to take vengeance

[Alphas0]

This song plays when Chuck Norris is killing mutated bunnies.

[gartini]

This song plays when Chuck Norris is taking a dump.

[revengearc]

This song plays whenever Chuck Norris steps out of his house.

[0KaZuko0]

yeah, jaack sparrow xD

[menmenm]

i wonder what chuck norris actually thinks when he sees that he is a legendary internet meme ... :D ego boost :p

[endo464]

@menmenm He already knows, and he finds it quite amusing.

[mrvendetor]

national anthem of Iran XD

[Jakezing]

this song plays when old tired norris jokes get said...

[erasetoblack]

This plays when all you Chuck Norris people stfu

[agmarkis]

@erasetoblack oh comon, this time its pretty funny.

[ilovefreddie09]

this plays when you say wwe is better than wwf all the hall-o-famers come beat you up

[BreeJodelleTanner]

its so beautifull and simpl

[ilovefreddie09]

a flying can of orange Fanta just hit my face

[tanman155]

To play snake on these vids folow steps

1. pause at 0:01

2. press up arrow and left arrow at the same time several times and you will play snake

[sparrowcrazy]

@tanman155 Lol I thought you were joking but tried anyway and there really is a gameXD

[Lootraevefan]

This is what plays when chuck norris takes a shit.

[ViciousLatina]

@Lootraevefan Omg thats fucking funny!

[GregTom2]

13 people felt an urge to blaspheme

[endorianki]

The beginning especially sounds like Pirates of the Caribbean. It would be a good song for the movie.

[rileydd08]

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XXxMAFIA2xXX]

lol

[KrankieV2]

13 people haven't seen stick figures on crack.

[vonniceyap]

can u send me this song..or post an url where i can download it??

it's awesomely awesome!

[Nexsah]

12 people disliked this.....BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!

[XXxMAFIA2xXX]

@Nexsah make it 13 people

[CindyNihgt]

Awesome..

[kio22511]

The best theme I've heard about this song is, that it's the soundtrack when Chuck Norris goes to crap ..xD Kinda grose but really funny I think, just imagine it. xD

[ShrnLove]

TWILIGHT

[malinowaprincess]

@ShrnLove where ? I didnt hear it .

[ShrnLove]

@malinowaprincess In the trailer off Twilight (that was in my country) is this song used..

[malinowaprincess]

@ShrnLove And You Country is .. ? :)

[twilightcrazehurts]

@ShrnLove

what's your country?

[malinowaprincess]

@ShrnLove what your country is? x D

[manutd689908]

Jaw-dropping.

[TehPwnzorGrandma]

People look at me silly when im drivintg around listining to immidiate, every minute of driving gets more and more epic. Although I almost thought once that I could just drive off the road and fly

[twilightcrazehurts]

@TehPwnzorGrandma

let's not test that theory...okay?

[TehPwnzorGrandma]

@twilightcrazehurts agreed :D 

[TheKKB36]

first heard this song in a fan-made trailer for breaking dawn. it was pretty epic!

[Lucy2ToTheBelle]

@TheKKB36 i know right

[kimberlymeadors]

@TheKKB36 same here lol :P

[marioluigi1234567]

I dry came.

[Mtc224]

the only thing left to do is a download link

[sweetducky12]

@Mtc224 vidtomp3 [Dot] com Is the link to this song



[Advidgamer25]

This song plays whenever Chuck Norris gets out of bed in the morning.

[USful]

@Advidgamer25 NO it is more like when he goes to sleep. CHUCK NORRIS NEVER SLEEPS!

[matt484991]

Immediate Music >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lady GaGa

[TitanImperatus]

@matt484991 Why are you even comparing Immediate Music to Lady Gaga?

[TehPwnzorGrandma]

@matt484991 This is not difficult to achieve. And Immediate Music by far exceeds the expectations required to beat lady gaga.

[iluvvampirediaries]

so aaawesome

[Tobiamadeanastia]

In this music, I imagine somebody runnig throught a fire gtting bigger and hotter. He has to get to the exit quickly.

[kirbygirl47]

@Tobiamadeanastia BAHAHAH,

no shit sherlock

[vcsd2313]

@Tobiamadeanastia I always think for someone who runs over a medieval battlefield and fights against everyone :)

[BBFalconShot]

They stopped airing DragonBall Z.

*plays song*

Jizzes in pants.

*plays song*

[MrLazerface123]

z...........z...........z.....­....

[nos0323]

can you send me this song if you can please??

thanks :)

i love immediate music :D

[xXCharaBelleXx]

a bit scary

[botas03]

this plays when somebody says chuck norris isnt powerful

[xXRash87Xx]

@botas03 ahahahahahahahahahah Oh MY LOLLLL

[tianang77]

@botas03

Chuck noris isnt powerful. Hes a fucking hasband and people need to stop making lame jokes about him

[botas03]

@tianang77 this song is playing right now

[r2grcg]

As soon as this placed, it rained and stormed for a bit.

Then it ends and the rain stopped. o_o....DAMN!

[randomandkool]

this song plays...when i press play

[GamePlayUK]

this song plays wen ive just finished my crap on the toilet

[TheAquarius1978]

very similar to two steps from hell stile got to love it

[ganon316]

Immediate Music is the Best kind of Music there is! BLASPHEMY! PURE EPIC BLASPHEMY!

[ImComingToGetcha]

This song plays every time Chuck Norris jogs lol.

[nizanbollig]

it sounds like the music knight online used to have =[

the game got worse...

[MsSugarPearL]

EPIC!:)

[boo3740]

I made a sandwich listening to this music.

[ourdill]

@boo3740 oh i just did too b4 i read this lol-what did u have on ures?

[boo3740]

@ourdill uhh I don't remember. It was so long ago. I think just turkey. Haa...

[ourdill]

@boo3740 haha -mmmm dry lol ;-)) x

[twerrpp]

AMAAAAAAZING :D

[Sporemasterr]

GOD OF WAR III - Intro-video at the game for ps3

Loooove' <33

[GApokalypsys]

this is another song i was looking for to put in my new video games: Super Soulcalibur, Soulcalibur lost souls, Final fantasy bleach, Final fantasy Zack & clouds destiny, super ultimate unition, super smash bros all-games, god of war the underworld, god of war kingdoms destiny, legend wars, & Angel Fantasy :D its an awesome song

[britnejka1]

twilight ! ; **

[BensPictures]

he eh he he he heha! is what it sounds like

[XxXcjf1297XxX]

any song called blasphmy should sound this awesome

[MrDikkehamster]

always when i hear this

a boost of adrenaline comes

[ZombieCyclops]

I can picture droves of skeletal warriors attacking a lone paladin. Once he gets knocked down he bursts to his feet and fights more wildly. At :46 he charges the Necromancer, beheading him at :57, in turn all the skeletons collapse as the magic escapes their vessel. That's why I like this music so much, it makes any story sound way more intense.

[Kit572]

@ZombieCyclops Too much adventure quest... lol.

[TheNoobsWay]

Im just...

WOW =o

[maninthehood]

Elitistic music...but epic enough

[xoxospunkransom]

trailer song for new moon right?

[Cleoishh]

@xoxospunkransom yes it is!

[giantic12]

Nooooo.......it's to short!

This song is AWESOME!!! Why is so short? :((

[BoyBlueberry]

Because it´s trailer music... Trailers are not so long:)

[nimnot18]

i really doubt that

[nimnot18]

ive heard this somewhere...

[Superbowl96]

Stick Figures on Crack ^.^

[maxismax100]

@Superbowl96 I AM GET THING SICK OF CHUCK NORRIS CRAP LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT PEOPLE CHUCK NORRIS IS OLD AND OUT OF SHAPE HE DOES NOT FIGHT ANYMORE ANY BODY CAN KICK CHUCK NORRIS ASS HE'S OLD PEOPLE THE GUY DOES TELEVISION PROGRAMS SELL PRODUCTS ON TV HE IS NOT A FIGHTER NO MORE THAT WAS WAY BACK IN THE 1970s AND 1980 GET THE PITURE

[Superbowl96]

@maxismax100 I didn't say anything about Chuck Norris!

[Galaneter]

@maxismax100 fail

[ilovefreddie09]

@maxismax100 that music just played when you clicked post

[JacknoobX]

@maxismax100 WHO GIVES A SHIT MOTHER FUCKER.

[maxismax100]

@JacknoobX THE ONLY MOTHER FUCKER IS YOUR MAMA HA HA HA YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT CHUCK NORRIS WOULD NOT EVEN FUCK HER OOO THAT'S COLD HA HA GOT SUCKER BACK AT YOU

[JacknoobX]

@maxismax100 What the fuck, I have heard better comebacks from air.

[maxismax100]

@JacknoobX YEAH MUST BE THE WEED YOU SMOKING OR IS IT METH OR CRACK HA HA BACK AT YOU SUCKER I WIN HA IN YOUR FACE MOTHERFUCKER

[JacknoobX]

@maxismax100 I don't do drugs. ._. You did not win, you just got more retarted.

[maxismax100]

@JacknoobX WELL GOOD FOR YOU SON HA HA GOT YOU I WIN AGAIN

[thundertower]

@maxismax100 hyea you got im good, dude hardly cares, come on

[maxismax100]

@thundertower ITS NOT ABOUT CARING IT'S ABOUT THE WARNING IF YOU DONT SEE THE WARNING IN THIS WORLD HURRICANS EARTH QUAKE RAIN FLOOD SOMETHING IS COMMIG SOMETHING BAD I KNOW YOU CAN LAUGH ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU WONT SEE IT COMMING THAT'S YOUR LOSS NOT MINE SO YOU SEE YOUR BLIND I AM NOT YOU SEE YOUR PROBLEM MAN WOW GO FIGUER YOUR FUNNY HA HA I WIN AGAIN GOT YOU SUCKER HA GO CRY TO YOUR FRIENDS ON YOU TUBE HA HA HA

[thundertower]

@maxismax100 y u mad tho

[maxismax100]

@thundertower SO THAT'S YOUR PLAN HA NICE TRY MY DUMD FRIEND HA HA YOU GOT TO GET YOUR FRIENDS AT YOU TUBE TO GET YOU NEW LINES HA HA I KNOW HOW YOU THINK HA GOT YOU SUCKER HA I WIN A GAIN

[JacknoobX]

@maxismax100 You don't win.

[maxismax100]

@JacknoobX THAT'S YOUR OPINION ?

[JacknoobX]

@maxismax100 What the fuck. Are you mentaly retarted? You need help, lots of it.

[maxismax100]

@JacknoobX HELLO WELCOME TO JACK IN THE BOX MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

[JacknoobX]

@maxismax100 No. You only win if the person is butthurt, Your fucking retarted.

[maxismax100]

@JacknoobX WELL JACK IN THE BOX HA HA WHAT A STUPIT NAME HA HA YOU SEE I WIN AGAIN YEAH SOMEBODY MUST FUCK YOU IN THE ASS FOR YOU TO BE BUTTHURT HA HA HA WHAT A FAG HA H I WIN YOU CANT BEAT ME SUCKER I AM THE MAN LOVE WOMAN NOT MAN GET'S PUSSY ON SATURDAYS NIGHTS YOU GET FUCK IN THE ASS BY A MAN DISGUSTING PIG

[JacknoobX]

@maxismax100 Butthurt means crying because some one called you a retared. Dumbass. Also, my name means something I only know.

[maxismax100]

@JacknoobX EVERYBODY YOU COCK SUKER HA HA 

[boratfan1234]

@nimnot18 there songs are in every action movie including the trailers

[nimnot18]

@boratfan1234

yeah, but id like to place it

was hoping someone would know

[jonahsa2000]

Stick figures on craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[Stringsbean]

@jonahsa2000 yessss

[dezzi1109]

Soooo intense, amazing !

[JaktensTid]

@kinging264

nah, its just u