Soccer AM (Geordie Idiots)

[joedj9]

'Well a nearly spilt broon ale aal owa me bed when a foond oot' quality. Who cares if it stereotypes us Geordies, it's a good laugh. We won't rise to bait.

[LekkerBewegen]

This is a damaging negative stereotype like.

[etonroad]

/watch?v=btUz-bHHVyI

[Pentdad]

im worried i have geordie knob rot disease

[MrMybloodisred]

come on this makes the geordies look much smarter than they really are. been living here for two years, and its not a city, but a big village full of loud drunken village idiots.

[youngy1]

@MrMybloodisred then go

[dazzlet666]

@MrMybloodisred You mean everyone else is have a laugh and a good time and you are sitting by yourself being an unsociable moody misery guts. oh well.. it's not your fault you weren't born with the boisterous geordie spirit. stay long enough and maybe a little of that geordie magic might rub off on you and you won't be so grumpy. gan on.. get yasel oot and aboot and join in the fun!! have a nice day!

[stuart556]

why do geordies get offended by this, i'm a geordie and its hilarious.

[Hellsconsort]

@stuart556 Lol, same, second guy was class as well.

[stejonesuk]

@stuart556 same here mate! that last blokes sketch is funny as fuck!!

[mikejaxer]

Prison Break!

Fuck yes

[matthadfield8]

don't get so defensive, soccer am have done it about people from everywhere. i'm a manc and i piss myself at the manchester ones, even if they don't resemble most of us

[CaptainKubla]

@matthadfield8 Well said mate, Geordie here and its a howl, love the way he just randomly fucks off in the other direction at the end LMAO.

If you can't laugh at yourself then you are truly fucked, most Brits can though (especially Northerners) its just daft carry on man. :D

[steveforthewolf]

why aye chicken pie

[yamasajew]

Comedy genius

[quikman231]

LMFAO!!!! especially at the guy in the end.

[LxExMxOxN]

I love the fact the 'news reporters' pronounces Newcastle wrong :)

Newcarsale LOL! cracks me up :)

[ant182006]

Quality Vid

[jabo22]

As A Yank who is part of the 12th Man From Texas A&M and a NewCastle United Fan, I think the Geordie accent, and NUFC support is the best.

Nothing put pride mates. Just like being an Aggie 12th Man, they always try to knock you down, put the pride can't be breached. Gig Em.

[CaptainKubla]

Geordie here, nearly slashed meself laughing, funny as fuck.

:D

[CraZeParadoX]

we are the geordies, the geordie boot boys, for we are mental, for we are mental, we are the most loyalist football supporters the world has ever had !!

[CraZeParadoX]

GEORDIES ARE MINT

proud to be one :P

[newcastlecollegeguy]

i may be a geordie, and their accents may be shit but it makes me laugh this video whenever i see it.. just proves what a sense of humour geordies have ;) we can take a gentle dig .. howay the toon!!!!

[bishopwearmouth]

unbelievable.please dont associate the good and decent people from wearside with these inbred mutant dimwits.education is obviously not their strong points.

its just as well sunderland were extremly strong in the world cup bid,unfortunately we have to take the troggs along with us.

[Glennsnake]

@bishopwearmouth You think you carried the North East world cup bid??

We have the 3rd biggest stadium in the country and the 3rd biggest average attendence to match.

You have a shed of a stadium, poor attendence and a scoreboard that tells fans when to clap.

We have 2 universities, one of which is rated one of the best in the country.

You have Sunderland University, the biggest cesspool of further educational no hopers in the region.

Sunderland is a skidmark on the pants of the North East.

[ant182006]

@bishopwearmouth its just as well sunderland were extremly strong in the world cup bid,unfortunately we have to take the troggs along with us

What you mean those troggs with the International Airport, Major Railway Station, Numerous Hotels, Vibrant Nightlife and Hundreds of Millions invested into the City Centre and Quayside, and the 3rd Largest Football Stadium in England. The only contribution you have made is a Football Ground. Get a LIfe.

[seedysafc]

@ant182006 Ahh you mean Ponteland Airport. Not to mention the fact that you advertised your bid with a picture of the Sage building which is quite clearly in Gateshead. You don't even own your football ground, the council does.

The facts are that Sunderland's world cup bid was deliberately representative of the North East and not just the cuty whilst Newcastle attempted to represent Newcaslte whilst using parts that don't belong to the city.

[ant182006]

@seedysafc Ponteland Airport??? I'm sure It's called Newcastle International Airport, and it's actually in Woolingston which is part of the City of Newcastle. Our bid was a joint bid with Gateshead to host the world cup so the Sage building has every right to be advertised in the campagin.

[lost4life2010]

@bishopwearmouth why be like that ????????????? cant have a laugh instead say pointless shit like that

[NUantFC]

We are the geordies!

[Rocketronnie7]

Am a geordie and that second dude just cracks me up lol

[jogga16]

this cracks me up so much !

[DEFINEMETALisBACK]

Its great that we can al have a laugh but us geordies arent dumb just because our accent is low pitched and sounds dumb to the posh bastards in the mid south

[benjiCLSnufc]

Yeah come back when u can spell and tbh u smb all Geordies are fat ok because you've met every Newcastle fans shut up you're the shame of the North East coz Sunderland was voted the 5th worst place in Britain

[efteaem]

you fat bastards show the north east UP!!!!! if its not the CLUB PEOPLE ALWAYS LAUGH AT YOU CAN ALWAYS RELY ON THE FANS!!!! SEE UZ NEXT SEASON MORONS!!!

[bubbles64194]

class how the guy just walks away at the end

[mrralvintwerp]

boo the jordies

[JMBeer7]

lmao so funny

[davyg07]

I'm Geordie and that's fuckin stupid

[anthduffy]

they got it absolutely spot on. FTM.

[kinghilly234]

haha fucking class :)

[mcDangerMouse]

scousers

[dubaicomm]

PMSL Mint innit

[LilWill210897]

Scunthorpe beat you but you'll go up easy as champions let's just hope that we can stay up

[mattytheking001]

notts forrestt will

[geordie4toon]

nufc for life buts thats funny but the curly hair is liverpool :s

[youngelvisnightowls]

hahahaha

[stuart556]

lol that was class

[andyholmes121]

geordies ftw.

[mikeytoon24]

that cracked me up - and im a newcastle fan

[IAMMARR]

I'm a Geordie and found this hilarious XD

[deathbydying]

I love the geordies. They make the rest of us seem better than we actuallly are

[woin14]

Dont you mean you love steriotypes, makes idiots feel better about there own pathetic lives.

[ripslash]

I think you'll find that that is the Liverpudlians job...

[lt8653]

shame its not the premiership eh ;)

[CapiTen10]

true, but unlike cockney's geordies actually exist

[DavidBreeds]

lmfao oooohhh burrn!! aha cockneys r from essex these days lol

[t0mpaz2]

how come Newcastle were voted the most popular accent in the country,

proud to be a geordie ;)

[gf5608]

because evry `1 felt bad that u havnt won any thing for quiiiite a while

[jmmypaddy]

lmao. stick it straight it in the trophy room........well first build a trophy room

[damon312]

coz goerdies have the best accent gannin :)

[wiganerrmc]

@t0mpaz2 cos only geordies voted

[BackFromNowere]

@t0mpaz2 Where was the survey done, Newcastle?

[wolvesfansupermick]

@t0mpaz2 because people cant stop laughing at it geordie mug

[samhain66]

@wolvesfansupermick That takes the biscuit , anybody from the Midlands should keep their heads down when it comes to discussing accents especially Wolves, Yam-Yam's an idiot (or You am an idiot to the rest of the english speaking world). Your regional news has to be subtitled for the hard of thinking.

[wolvesfansupermick]

@samhain66 no actually im a brummie but I know how black country people speak its yum an idot and as a brummie im sayin to u YOUR A COALMININ PRICK WHY EYE MAN

[salihiano1]

@t0mpaz2 The most popular to take the piss out off. 

[ant456ful]

@salihiano1 love takin the piss out it too

[adamosborne5]

@t0mpaz2 Fuckin right's

[t0mpaz2]

how come half the country said Newcastle had the best accent ;)

[chibicabbit]

@t0mpaz2 because they want to screw Cheryl Cole.

[womble1010]

LOL

[generouspeasant]

Fucking faggot

[generouspeasant]

The salt of the earth you fucking southern faggot.

[GeordieA318]

Dick head man

Newcastle and Geordies put you to shame

[victoriabassline]

i dunna why everyone makes fun of us like we may have a crap football team but we have a classic accent and proud to be who we are and we have a classic sece of humour

[nasher901]

Tbh nobody understands what you are saying. And that is coming from a brummie.

[GoVegi]

Well if you can't understand us then your pretty ignorant aren't you?

I swear, its like you go 100 miles down the country and its like your speaking a whole different language! We can understand the southerners, but they can never seem to understand us.

[fazel911]

ii proper true hahaha

[keithsafcftm]

@victoriabassline You really don't know why people taste the piss out of Geordies? We know the 'Geordie Nation' aren't the brightest the bulb but you can't honestly be that thick.

[stejonesuk]

@keithsafcftm 'taste the piss...'

another typical mackem trying to get a little dig in at their bid next door City. If your gonna try, at least try and pretend you have an education.

[emiengazza]

HAHA SO GAY// HAWAY THE LADS !

[HewittLTD]

ha ha, so true!

[DF1010]

who the fuck do u think you are calling us the scum of britain u soft southern bastard

[JJJ560]

scum of britain? u fucking tosser

[jordanpalk]

wird

[666Vince666]

scum? who the hell do you think you are?

[oldpangloss]

22,000 supporters, 30,000 hangers on.

[CairnsyNUFC]

can tell it was southerners acting it didnt even sound like geordies not to be a wet blanket cos i do like some jokes about us

[Nickfan7]

why does every1 hate geordies they r the loyalest football fans nd hav the best acent in britain

[cra83]

dont be so daft! These colours dont run!

[oldpangloss]

I wonder if there will be donkeys on Blackpool beach this summer.

[oldpangloss]

They appear to eloquent and articulate for Newcastle citizens.

[edaines]

what truly made me laugh was how he just fucked off at the end, haha

[03kve]

Scunthorpe,Doncatster and Blackpool......they just trip off the tongue!!Ha!Ha! Scum! F.T.M.

[carltonhepple]

SMB

[03kve]

S ad M ag B astard!!! Ha!

[carltonhepple]

good one

[ant182006]

@03kve it would do for a Sunderland fan you've been there plenty of times :)

[markkirsop]

wey aye a nearly hoyed my brown ale all over me bed till i seen it on sky aports news a thought it was sum clarty joke any ways me and all the lads are behind him hes the only gadge for the job

[cra83]

i think he says 'bairns' not 'bed' now THAT would be a funny sight! haha

[carlo2721994]

this is the best vid i have ever seen

[RevStaplehurst]

They sound like a bunch of Mackems!

[babxbluexeyes]

wot did he actually say. ?

[howaythetoon9]

In Geordie - Whey aye i nearly hoyed me broon ale aaal ower me bairns when a forst fund oot like, thought it was some sart of claarty joke.

In english.

Yes, i nearly threw my brown ale al over my kids when i first found out. I thought it was some sort of funny joke.

[Rabiddingo66]

HAW AYE! HAHA.

[nufcscotty12]

Ayeeeee ! y aye well a nearly hoyed me broon ale all awa me bed wen a first herd like, thought it was sum clarty joke. anyway me and aall the lads are aall behin him, hes the awnly gadge 4 the job HOWAY KING KEV!!!

[fazel911]

u forgot the sky sports news bit lol

[howaythetoon9]

Fucking love being a Geordie like, Ower accents belter pal!

[youngchav123]

AYYEEE !!

[NewcastleFC94]

LOOOOOL. 118 BROTHERS.

[abughazala]

im libyan student , but i love this TOON ..haw aye the lads !!

[gheriano14]

haw ayeeeee

[xleesafcx]

he returned..and hes gone AGAIN

[AngryProductions]

Whee aye, why a nearly hoyed me brunny all owa me bed man wen a first heard like, like a say wen a first ord it on sky sports news a thort it war some clarty joek, anywa me an al the lads are al be'ind im hes tha arnly lad for the job HAWEH KING KEV

[AtTheDriveBy]

how the heck did you decipher that...brilliant skit.

[jonnydatto]

superb, typical geordies,, thick az shite FTM

[watson24hr7daysaweek]

toon army !!!!

[krisskeegan]

y aye well a nearly hoyed me broon ale all awa me bed wen a first herd like, thought it was sum clarty joke. anyway me and aall the lads are aall behin him, hes the awnly gadge 4 the job HOWAY KING KEV!!!

[Dazaldinho10]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[rubexpube]

AYE!!!

[DJHanksie1]

Fuckin accents, crazy.

[hazardous1990]

aye!!!!

[mackemlad11]

ha ha immense gud comparison aswell

[charliiecee08]

Wheyy aye lol

they didnt sound nowt liakk us at all

[liam555]

Stop showing the whole of tyneside up including me

[kambiztiny]

kennaadam who the f do u think u are man little raji a divnt na where ur from but ee swear at geordies once more and all get me matez on 2 chin rit so shut up anal or all gan ti get the lads n lasses on u rit.

[ChristianSexPest]

Whey aye man like pet...

[kennaadam]

LEARN GEORDIE IN THE TIME IT TAKES U TO HAVE A SHIT!:

Basicly take a shit and ur speaking geordie

[badbusta4lyf]

get rushden out not watched soccer am this year coz he is boring and ruins it all

[mikenewton23]

i am sure there gutted u aint watchin !!!!!!!!!!

[badbusta4lyf]

is that sarcastic or trueful ?

[mikenewton23]

u seriously want me to answer that ???????

[badbusta4lyf]

Yes.......

[mikenewton23]

you think they will know weather u watch the bloody programme or not ??????

or weather they will give a shit ???????

[badbusta4lyf]

1 they will coz they check views after every show and have lsot 1.000 views apparently since LOVEJOY left.

2 I'm sure they do because they like loads of views.

[mikenewton23]

how old are you about 4 ??????

[badbusta4lyf]

NO ABOUT 18.

[mikenewton23]

are u sure

your not very clued up on sarcasm are u !

when i was 18 i was ripping everyone

[badbusta4lyf]

Good for you.

[fl3cky]

ayyyeeeee

[krisskeegan]

y aye well a nearly hoyed me broon ale all awa me bed wen a first herd like, thought it was sum clarty joke. anyway me and aall the lads are aall behin him, hes the awnly gadge 4 the job HOWAY KING KEV!!!

GEORDIES!!!

[MUSEGuitarist]

LOL at the last guy, HAWAY KING KEV...walk down the street as normal ^^. There was a bloke on Sky Sports news who ranted like that then walked off. We aren't all like that honest =P.

[fl3cky]

That is class!! hahaha

[XNUFCSUPPORTAX]

tht last guy haaz gotta be thee best outta all of em man

[davisonjoseph]

y the hell have you put that Shit on thats not even true

[toontoonbarmy]

as a geordie i thought this was hilarious.......but y do ppl post gay comments that arnt true. of course all geordies dont speak like that...actually i say that but when u go down to the local working mans club all the old drunk ppl do sound like that after a few whiskeys and newcastle brown

[83wallsend]

i did think this would be another heap of rubbish, but you have to laugh at it

[MALIKYMAY1]

hahahah!

[jimmyshitbags]

a thout the cockney one was much funnier, mainly 4 the chimney sweep ahahahaha

[willisthecoolest]

lol yeah! I love the stereotypes of the yorkshire and cockneys, but this was quite funny!

[12SeanH]

All the impresions r class tbh, especially the mancs too.

[spoors1337]

newcastle ftw

[Hendoodle]

the geordie accent can get you anywhere

any girl who lives futher south than leeds will swoon for the accent :P

it worked for me

[mattrocks]

nd me inall its a tool used to great affect :)

[MidnightOil001]

sound me too

[kipfunke]

This clip is ripped off from I'm Alan Partridge.

Does anyone actually put up with Soccer AM anymore? I physically can't sit and watch a bunch of grown men dress up and repeat the same tired catchprhrases for 3 hours or so. Repulsive. Although not having to look at that fat jew presenter anymore would make it slightly easier.

[wiganmadlad]

hows it ripped off from alan partridge ??????

[samisleeds1metalhead]

Your gunna die alone

[kipfunke]

Every living thing dies alone.

[vivobene]

lmao!!

[kujo665]

lol

[lolmancunt]

lol

[shakzmiah]

hea fuck off ya fukin scouser or mancs fukin heard ure voice haha

[nufcdickaz]

lmao still the best accsent ganin..king kevs black and white army

[buggerlu]

soccer am crap now that was just as funny as there eastender clip.

[oldsystem5]

haha geordies are spackers

[stob69]

Can`t stop laffin, Howay King Kev!!

[fattyofgossy]

haha..mint impression..sounds just like us geordies..nufc=cock of the north

[adam111888222]

lfmao

[howaythetoon9]

lol canny good.

[safcftm21]

lmao.

FTM

[DaveHufc1908]

hahaha sounds a bit like us. ayyyeee.

[ROBBO1978OVBLYTH]

Ha Ha Wey I!

[BilstonOi]

Wish I still had sky, Soccer Am has changed over the years still hilarious an all :D

[mackemmayhem83]

Hahaha class!!

[linker162]

Class haway the mackems!!

[TheBlaydonRaces]

Quality!