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  • wow that was really fuckin retarded and unfunny.

    Please stop making more episodes pleeease

  • Liked the "Machinima!! Dinners ready!! *holds mayonaise*", the rest was O.K.

  • I loved the last part! ROFL! 1:38

  • Omg the mayonaise was discusting!!!

  • heh i slightly laughed at the mayonnaise one

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  • Why didnt they make the sackboy move its mouth by using a microphone, so it actually syncs with what he is saying?

  • Is it the same kids doing this shit over and over again?

  • there is a zombie on top of the light post lol

  • lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­l I did this 4 no reason!!!!!!!! mwh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • what game is it were all the zombies attack!?!

  • garrys mod

  • it looks like a mod in counter strike

  • they are stupid now just a bunch of little kids with lame jokes

  • Lesson learned Machinima. I'll be packing a shotgun whenever I warn you of Zombie attacks.

  • BOB SAGGOT!

  • what the heck 1:49 zombie on a street light?

  • lol 1:04

  • "Machinima dinners ready!" lol!

  • MACHINIMA DINNERS READY!!!

  • Wow this looks fun to do ^_^

  • N8RTHEIMPERSONATER DINNERS READY

  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY O_O uh wut lol

  • haha someone on msn thought that was offensive when i said it to them

  • Haha XD now why would they think that?

  • dunno they must be religous to dinner

  • Haha XD thats probably right

  • a new voice mail has been uploaded as i speak

  • Very cool ^_^

  • i dotn think its as good as this one though

  • Yeah.

  • hahaha the ZOMBIE thing was funny so was that strawberrie thing

  • the strawberry thing was my little brother.

  • ORLY?

  • its because the strawberries girl appeals to little boys who enjoy non sencical randomness which makes them laugh because they have no intellectual concept of what is funny... so i have one thing to say.... TITTIES OR GTFO

  • the weird strawberries person was the only thing that made this thing funny.

  • really? i feel the exact opposite

  • zombies too :D

  • lol hes accually my friend. XD

  • Can you guys tell me who sent in the WARNING ???in the beginning i might know him

  • yesssss maybe bob can bring back music videos!!!

  • Is the opening credit music Da Blob?

  • the raptor oe would probably been better with halo 3, actually all of them would be better with halo 3

  • But there isn't anyone called Barney in halo, and there arn't any raptors either.

  • using the elites

    thats why it would have been funnier

    i just picture it in my mind

  • as the movie stated 3 times NO!!!!!

  • lol i LOVE the LBP one

  • Sweet! They put LBP into this now!

  • welp my mummy or daddy is not behind me watching this video

  • The zombie one is the only one that made me chuckle a little.

  • This looks like a job for:

    GHOSTBUSTERS!!

    Wait that can't be right. Correction; this looks like a job for:

    THOSE GUYS FROM LEFT4DEAD!

  • lol ty for the spell check

  • random........................­........very random......try getting other people to do the voices .

    not just you doing it all

    you should also replace the beep with a longer more high pitched one

  • chocolate strawberries <3

  • one of the worst ones i have seen

  • sucked

  • you guys should put "ACTUAL" VOICE MESSAGES than having the same people say random shit..

  • I know right!

  • and improve on the sound quality because most of the vids when someone says something it makes your ears bleed and those are the 360 (it is correct 360 mics have bad voice quality )the PCs are good and PS3 too but there are only 2 in each episode

  • Its not the same people we were new. We were the Zombie one near the end ^^

  • You were? Hah, I loved that part! :D

  • so random

  • 111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­1111

  • 11111111111 sry im accesive compulsive

  • lmaoyou mean o"bsessive compulsive?"

  • this show has turned to shit

    press: 1 if you agree with me

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  • the weird strawberries person was... weird

  • fail

  • MACHINIMA!!!!! dinners ready

  • goddamn little kids with their mics

  • Not bob again.

    I didn't really think that thread would be so popular people over here would post it...

  • :S It was okay...I still think they should just stick with Xbox Live VM's...But whatever.

    I kinda liked it, but I'm not rating. :\

  • Hang bob, copy paste this to hang him and break his neck

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  • Zombies FTW. XD

  • wow that was probably the worst machinima that ive ever seen.

  • HA HA HA HA!!! REALLY FUNNY! I watch it over and over again and i love this :D:D:D:D

    omg loool good :D

  • these videos are getting fucking retarded

  • its because its all kids doing the voicemails now, D=

  • if you dont like then dont watch dumbass :P

  • Mayonnaise is just disgusting.

  • your not human =p

  • What the heck Hotforwords music at the end. This should be illigal.

  • I think the reason why machinima (well, dead pixel) made the Halo voicemails so cruddy is because they want to motivate people to enjoy other game voicemails

  • because i watch them to see if they've actually listened to the comments and actually done something thats funny

  • alot of these videos have mostly bad comments. yet you keep making more. WHY? these vids are excruciatingly painful to watch.

  • i fucking hate new voice mail theater :@

  • then why do you keep watching them?

  • i keep watching the videos to see if voice mail theater is making a comeback or not i watch one every month or so

  • the zombies were BEST ! :D

  • Thank you ^^

  • I hate all the little kids on Voice mail thearte they're probably noobs and kids who scream when they get killed on XBL.

  • 1:22 lol

  • Zombie one wasnt funny but outta the others it was the best.

  • why are the all little kids trying to be funny>?

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  • whats the name of the song at the end

  • Halo 3 Uber rap. Idk if it belongs to another song but its in that song.

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  • Its the same goddamned kid. Or are you going to tell me all American children sound the same on Xbox Live. And don't say everyone sounds similar on the headset, if that was true then I wouldn't be able to tell my friends apart.

  • All Americans sound like shit on xbox live, why do you think everyone hates playing them.

  • That might just be you.

  • You have to play americans cause theres a law against attacking americans in video games for some reason... its very... gay

  • im srry but everyone on psn and xbox live sounds like a teen or a douchebag who yells at you wen u dont save the day and plant the bomb then defend it by urself. cuz hes too buzy trying to use a sniper on downpour and no scope evrybody and trying to act fucking kool! srry i had to let go a little bit of steam there.

  • oh yeah little big planet rocks

  • love the zombie

  • Thanks ^^

  • I hate the little kids on here.

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  • You fail at basic literature.

  • haha XD reading this back i failed miserably, sorry.. i have removed the comment..

  • Lol, everybody has their moments were they mess up insanely bad :P

  • Please, machinima- just stop. Do you even know what "jumping the shark" means??

  • isnt this the part where a random warthog spalters me ? .... no .... oh im sorry *random banshie splaters him* lol!

  • i like how you could hear the banshee

  • who put you in a position of power..

  • Fucks wrong with you bro.

    If you dont like it then dont watch it. Simple.

    And im pretty sure Machinima wont give a shit if you just flagged a video. And im with FlubberGhost, who the fuck put you in power?

  • dude shut the fuck up everyone else seems to be enjoying it and why would you flag a video because its not what you expected?

  • lol the beat boxing xD

  • ahaha, good episode

  • lmao her face at 0:53

  • retarded. i miss the old ones

  • i don't know why people keep complaining.... it's just about people who have random ideas .... if it suck don't watch it or post your own.

  • not really random ideas... they keep showing copy cat messages

  • wtf is up with the raptor shit ...

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    / \ BOB LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you sir win an internet

  • Guys if you hate it THAT MUCH why the fuck do you keep coming back to every video and say how much is suck. Are you people that sad?

    YOU DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T WATCH IT. God...

  • NO!

  • what game is it when he kills the Raptor? Also what about the zombie one?

  • Half Life 2

  • nonono. gmod

  • oooo okay xDDD

  • ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS IS A KID caps

  • Fail.

  • did he say butt rape when the zombies crashed thru the windows cause if he did than wow would tht be messed up

  • It sounds like that, my friend who did the voice is not sure for some strange reason....

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  • Whoa! look at my channel background!

    If you want one, message me

  • I tryed to get in this one damn!

  • No its when the crapy banshe driver kills you ( I didnt spell banshe right i know =P)