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  • I like red state update. it's hilarious.

  • Alright! got Tennessee's flag in the background! Skew!

  • Jackie! aint that a girl,s name???,,,is jackie a girl then

  • baby secret of the lost "lockness moster" legend came out on blue-ray,i swear sumbitch look real

  • Oh, this is fantastic.

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  • Hillbilly

  • i love ron paul, he's like a living norman rockwell painting

  • I need these guys for neighbors lol

  • lOoK GuYs iF YoU WaNt tO JeRk mE Off jUsT aSk. fReD aUStRalIa

  • What a bunch of fruit cakes. Funny especially the hillbilly in his suspenders and love his Cajun accent.

    Damn that's a lot of beer!

    HAHAHAHA! Woodstock 99 that's funny I remember that chaos!

  • That sure looks like the Loch Ness Monster to me.

  • glad to see how well he did in all those primaries and caucuses

  • no irs?! that would own!

  • but not a quiter

  • Loser?!? I wouldn't call you a loser if you were just given 4 million dollars for your ideas

    If hes really 4th place, what are you scared of..

  • jackie dont know how to work a computer , he also dont know how to do some work for this country

  • Go Ron Paul!

  • Thanks again for the laughs, awesome stuff keep it up please.

    Go Paul!

  • They forgot that RP is also the most popular candidate with MILITARY FAMILIES.

  • The illuminati are responsible for Ron Paul's lack of popularity and the creation of the loch ness monster!

  • AH HA HA HA HA

    Hilarious

    But its not the illuminati, its the Zionists, lol

  • Zionists and their Bilderberg allies have conspired with Microsoft and diebold to ensure Ron Paul loses all the primaries.

    Ron Paul actually got 140% of the vote, but after these zionist agents got their hands on the coding for the machines... it dropped to 10% and less.

    :(

  • Wow. 140% huh? That means every 1.4 people voted for Ron Paul. Amazing!!

  • You got that right. Something the government doesn't want you to know is your 5th dimension voting rights that account for that additional 40%. That's how the Bilderbergs got Bush into office!

    Up up and away in my beautiful balloon... or Blimp.

  • The Fifth Dimension?  Are you talking about Kenny Rogers?

  • dude i just totally lost you its best to leave the conspiracy theories aside and just talk about Dr. Paul's ideals about small government

  • jamie lynn spears 08 lmao

  • I support Ron Paul and I still found this funny. Great stuff, guys. You're hilarious!

  • I'm chocking from laughing so hard.

  • You want a fight? ... ... How about the illegals. Theres your war.

  • vote jackie 08

  • Funny video, yeah your right the mass brainwashing media is scared of Ron Paul..as they should be.. Ron Paul 2008

  • Great material. Ron Paul and the Tooth Fairy 2008!

  • Inflation Tax, baby.

    Federal Reserve, a private bank.

  • Idiots paid by our dinosaur media.

  • Ron Paul owes me $3.50!

  • watch?v=stC5v3sv6oE

  • Good to see Redstate boys support Ron Paul. Best video yet!!!!!!

  • If Jackie were Prez he'd send the military over to find the Loch Ness monster and bring peace to the world.

  • "Obviously the mainstream media is conspiring to keep Dr Ron Paul out of the papers, and out of Red State Update." ..Truer words were never spoken.

  • I'm gonna catch me that Loch Ness Monster!

  • Lol

    This is funny as hell

    RON PAUL 08!!!!!!

  • Finally I dont have to vote for the lesser of two evils!~ THATS HOW IT HAS BEEN, but thank god for the grass roots movement for Ron Paul, You should go to his website and decide for yourself! Myself? IM READY FOR FREEDOM!

  • Ron Paul Tea Party 2007

    teaparty07 dot com

    IT'S OUR COUNTRY, LET'S TAKE IT BACK!! REVOLUTION!

  • RON PAUL for President 2008

    I'm a member of the Military and came back from over in Iraq last year.

    The Irai people are great to work with over there, but we as americans are out spending what we have to spend.

  • Nov. 5th...donate!

  • Ron Paul!!!!

  • Jackie, I'll go with you and a help catch the Loch Ness Monster with you if You'll help us elect Ron Pul For President!!!!

    Free Hugs From TX

    RundoeTX

  • Ron Paul!!!!!

  • Ron Paul is the best hope for america, better than a giant douche and a turd sandwich

  • that damn lochness monster

  • Mice Cube.

  • LOL...yeah Mice Cube.  :|

  • Do you know that all of the other candidates running are members of the CFR? the CFR want a one-world government and want to merge Canada, Mexico, and America into on whole country. the Government doesn't want the trutht o get out, but it is.

    Vote Ron paul 2008!

  • Ron Paul and Mike Gravel fans should join together to give them a better chance. cuz the other guys are jokers.

  • That was real footage of the lock ness monster. But why didn't that grab that S.O.B? It was standing right in front of them. Then they turn and there's another one of those lock ness monster. If I were there I would tackle one of those bastards, put it in a sleeper hold and get my million pounds.

  • See The Money Masters

  • oh man.. this is some funny stuff.. This is one of my favs.. You two are great keep up the good work.. I cant wait to see some new stuff.. *huge smile*

  • This is some good stuff. You guys are almost ready for prime time IMO. Hmmmm, maybe that's not a very good compliment these days...

    RP 08 FTW

  • Mayhaps your name should be changed to 'prospector spam'.

    Just a thought.

  • Why?

  • RON PAUL IS AWESOME!

  • you guys are awesome,the south will rise agin

  • I have to say I lost my respect for you two if you would rather see our troops die in a senceless war than to have peace and protect our own country! Ron Paul is the best choice our country has!

  • Oh good grief.

    1. Locate your derriere.

    2. Grab the stick in it.

    3. Pull it out.

    4. Watch this again.

    5. Enjoy! :-)

    RP 08 FTW

  • In short of what ProspectorSam said, just in case his instructions are too long for you, look up the word "satire."

  • Why would somebody want the Loch Ness monster dead? Isn't it more valuable alive (if it exists, of course).

  • HA! A million pounds of what? Moeny!

  • brilliant!

  • "Free market this, free market that..." Hilarious!

  • they see the head of that monster and "hell naw I aint going ta attack them,look what they did to that there monster"

  • man you need to talk about al the bad asian drivers in southern california look at the video of my poor car

  • Ron Paul 2008!

  • is it me or does the girl in the video kind of look like alyssa milano from charmed?

  • killin me! knee slapper right there. brilliant!

  • !!RON PAUL 2008!! thanks for the exposure guys, spread the word! Old School Patriots vote Ron Paul for Prez!

  • The Loch Ness monster and Ron Paul have about an equal chance of winnin'. But I'm votin' for Jackie Broyles!

  • Go Ron Paul! Go Nessie! Paul/Nessie '08

  • Delicious mice cube!

  • Woodstock '99!!!

  • If FDR deserves credit, it's for his leadership during the Second World War, not for his failed Depression economic policies. Sure, he was good at holding the nation's collective hand and telling them prosperity was just around the corner, but he didn't accomplish squat.

  • Read the Pearl Harbor minority report before you give him any gold stars for WW2. Wash it down with "Retreat from Victory" for good measure.

  • Ha, I've been supporting Ron Paul for President, but, in light of this latest Red State Update video, I'm throwing my support behind the Loch Ness Monster. If they can discuss amending the Constitution to let Arnold Schwarzenegger run for President, then they can do the same for Nessie! Besides, she's a much more credible candidate than anyone the Democrats are fronting...

  • Ron Paul for the Restoration of American Sovereignty...enough of this corporate/government globalist fascism!! a vote for ron paul is a vote for a true patriot that our founders would be proud of!

  • o yeah mother fuckers 9/11 inside job HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • this is fucking GAY

    tho vote ron paul for pres

  • What the hell is Mice Cube?  Anyone?

  • MiceCubes are a "mouse friendly trap. You put some peanut butter on a piece of bread or cracker and put it in the cube and place it horizontally wherever you are having mice problems. The trap door only goes one way, so the mice get in but can't get out. To release the mice you hold the mice cube vertically so that the door falls inward and can be held that way in order to let the mice free.

  • just like rabbit pellets,only square!

  • ya gotta love rednocks..goatman

  • YES TOO DOCTOR NO>

  • Rofl!

  • Pretty funny- nice job guys. I think Ron should ask the monster to be his running mate.

  • Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............­.... OK. Better than Cheney, anyway.

  • Why is Ron Paul popular? The message! Listen!

  • w00t lol.

    Even if this is trying to kinda make fun of Ron Paul saying his candidacy is no more real than the Loch Nes Monster, I love it.

    Every time someone tries to discredit Dr. Ron Paul his name gets spread to more and more minds that didn't already know who he was and go google his name to find out who he is.

    On the issues, Ron Paul has the prescription the republic desperately needs.

    Thanks Jackie n Dunlop!

  • noooooo, noooooo :) it means the media has the wrong priorities.

    Ron Paul is upsetting the applecart! This makes the good ole boys unhappy!

    Ron Paul should be called Ron Paul Revere for his courage. He speaks the truth which is why some want to call him names and discredit him!

    Don't count him out!

    :)

  • haha, Ron Paul 08!!!!!

  • Jackie & Dunlop rule!

  • Ron Paul would beat the crap out of the Loch Ness Monster and Baby with his hands tied behind his back. He'd slap them in the face with the Constitution, and then go back to saving our country :) Ron Paul 08!

  • Brilliant as usual, gentlemen!

  • LOL

  • Jackie Just stick yer feet into the water, youll kill that locness monster right there.

    GIT-R-DUN!

    VOTE FOR JACKIE 08 Free budwiser Jim beam And Jack Daniels for all!

  • How's the mice problem coming along?

  • Jackie, I'll go with you!! Lets go by boat so we can sneak up on it!! Also I have my own chain saw. Take Care

  • "You are talking about a bunch of make-believe fairy-tale non-sense, with no basis in reality. And I'm talking about the Ron Paul candidacy..." The comparison pretty much sums it up: all the other candidacies are talking about make-believe fairy-tale nonsense.

  • Any one catch the subtext of the debate? The Choice is Ron Paul or...the Lochness Monster!!! HAHA! Very witty...

  • DONT KILL A RARE CREATURE!!!!!!

  • for free Nascar tickets, denatl health for all, a free pony for every child and a health care plan called "Health care Plan" that guarantees an apple for every AMERICAN per day...vote VERMIN SUPREME IN 2008 for Emperor of the United States...check his site at vermisupremedotcom

  • hell i don't know how to work a computer! roflmao

  • LOL!!!

  • bravo!

  • "That's baby secret of the lost legend, too!"

    LMFAO!

  • shitheads. the situation is serious.

  • Cowbot2, r u fussing at Dunlap and Jackie for their satire?

    This is actually excellent exposure for Ron Paul. These two have quite a reach. It's apparent what their message is - they are pulling for Dr. Ron Paul.

    Sorry, if I misunderstood your post and am responding inappropriately.

  • Long Live Ron Paul!!!!!!!

  • Ron Paul is no good, unless you want to continue increasing the divide between the rich and the poor.

    Ron Paul sucks in my mind, although i do like gold and silver backing for the dollar.

  • The rich will always get Richer, there is nothing you can do about it.

    However, the rest of us can do just fine if the government was off our backs and out of our checkbooks.

  • The current system increases the divide between the rich and the poor. All the other candidates don't talk about changing the system. What could possibly bring you to the conclusion that keeping the system as it is has any chance of reducing the divide? At least in a free market the poor get to ride the coat tails and become richer than they were. This is how the USA poor are richer than the poor elsewhere. Recently we've been losing ground though because of the restrictions and big gov't.

  • yeah, thats it, dont regulate the people making the most money just have faith that without a govt they will treat the lower people right and pay them decently. Yeah, it worked so well in the feudal times. Regulations are necessary to avoid abuse. this govt might not be doing the best job, but no govt or a small govt wont protect you at all.

  • Everything government touches, it messes up and makes it worse. Please give me examples where government helped....

  • Ok, go back before America had a government. If it was not put in place, we would still belong to England. Before the govt minted money you had to use gold or barter. There is not alot of gold, so they made bills to represent gold. After the great depression, FDR's work program brought America back to its feet. The Internet! If the US government had not helped build and subsidize the internet, do you think it would be as big as it is? The list goes on. Government is very important.

  • Did you ever think that taking us off the gold standard, starting an IRS and taxing us caused the depression???

    lets not forget that our debt started with FDR and grows by leaps and bounds ever sense.

  • the depression happened before FDR, our first debtor president was actually Washington, Jefferson got us out of his debt. Yes FDR created debt, during his presidency it was necessary, after him we should have paid it back, the depression was caused by the age of the robber-barons and the consolidation of money.

  • Correct, the IRS and direct taxation of americans started in 1914. We also started printing Fiat money durring WWI. As part of the New Deal FDR outlawed americans from owning gold or using gold and money. He set the price of gold, then in 34 raised the price which devalued the dollar by 41%

  • But taxes are still necessary. Some people make 50-100 million a year while others cant afford to eat. 100 mil a year is overly excessive and that needs to be taxed. if thats allowed to continue with no taxing then eventually all the money will be with very few people and the rest will be forced into servitude.

  • Our debt started with FDR? FDR took office in 1933, the depression started in 1929. If he had not started the work programs our nation would have continued to suffer and fall deeper into depression. Don't forget Lincoln started the IRS in order to pay off civil war debts.

  • FDR blamed big business for the depression. The New Deal set our country into a socialist republic. Most all the government regulations and programs have ended now. Left are Securities and Exchange Commission, Federal Reserve, and Social Security.

  • FDR did NOT solve the Great Depression. If anything, his idiotic soak-the-rich policies prolonged it, which was one of the reasons for the Republicans resurgence in Congress in 1938 and continuing double-digit unemployment into the late '30's. I'd strongly recommend you read Jim Powell's "FDR's Folly" for more details.

  • While it may have been possible for other courses of action to get us out of the depression sooner, FDR's programs were not wasted. They provided families with money and food, people who would have otherwise been completely unemployed. I realize that it was WW2 which finally ended the depression but FDR's programs WERE helping, how much they were helping is all speculation.

  • FDR was an autocratic President, ruthless to his political enemies (e.g., Hoover, Wendell Wilkie, Charles Lindbergh) and he brought this same bullying attitude to his economic programs. Why did the Supreme Court find the NRA unconstitutional, for example? The fact was that FDR's attempts to set prices, wages, etc. were pretty much socialistic and worked about as well as might be expected.

  • The entire country was against Hoover and I never said FDR's programs weren't socialist. All I said was that they were helping by putting people to work and giving them money for food and shelter. Society as a whole also benefited from the work of many of the programs. whether or not other programs would have been better, faster or worse is pure speculation since we can not go back and try them.

  • The whole country was *not* against Hoover, by any means. Go back and look at the newspaper and magazine editorials from the time. It's also worth noting that Hoover, in a lesser form, such as the Emergency Relief Organization, etc., set up many of the same policies as FDR.

  • Hoover was ridiculed for not acting as the country sunk deeper and deeper into debt. Whether he was at fault or not he was the one that America blamed. That was why his approval was so low and Roosevelt won the election by such a large margin.

  • Yes, it's called scapegoating. Hoover still pulled in almost 40% of the popular vote, which hardly indicates that there was a lynch mob waiting for him around every corner, although, naturally, there were plenty who blamed him regardless. His naturally aloof manner didn't serve him very well during a crisis, but the fact that he didn't sell himself or his policies well doesn't mean that the demonizing he received was fair or accurate.

  • ...But, really, it's absurd continuing this conversation on a Ron Paul thread. As I said, come over to my home page, and we can argue all week, if you'd like, without boring everyone else.

  • Personally, ferus1920, I think debating the merits of FDR's watered-down socialism and its ill effects on this video page is kind of silly & out of context. If you want to continue, come over to my home page here and we can have at it as long as you'd like...

  • ...where it passed laws and funded polices agencies to enforce them. Such as the no killing people law. And no stealing people law. heh.

  • Laws are handled by the states. Read the constitution, it clearly states;

    "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

  • the power of the government is to "promote the general welfare" very vague, the govt has that power.

  • Let me restate this, everything government messes with beyond what the federal government is suppose to do gets messed up.

    Healthcare is a prime example, education is another, Homeland, Homeland security, EPA and so on.

  • So the army is messed up to then? no where in the constitution does it say anything about a standing army. what about forcing electricity to rural areas? and again i will state, WHAT ABOUT THE INTERNET? they helped build that, thats not in the constitution, did they mess that up?

  • How can you be so right and so misguided at the same time?

    The Constitution doesn't allow for a standing Army you're absolutely correct. It allows for a Navy to defend the Country from an invading attack.

    Tyrants won't be any kinder to you for having defended them than to us true patriots that spoke out for liberty. It'll chew you and your family up, so why not come over to the side of liberty where your fellow countrymen await you with open arms - they await you with open hand cuffs sir.

  • what are you talking about? Are you implying libertarianism is what true patriotism is about. What side am I supposed to goto? The side of Ron Paul, conservative libertarianism? Its just not a sense able position to stand on. Humanity is not about "me, me, me", it should be the entire human race,

  • I have no cuffs on my hands for I understand the direction this country is headed, the ideals it was founded on and the reason that libertarianism is self destructive. Look 7 generations in the future, its not sustainable. People trying to be libertarian cant stop the march of fascism either, instead of being individuals we MUST work together to stop it.

  • Ok, we can argue about the Army, think about the $10K toilet seat. The military gives out contracts without bids too. (sometimes they have no other bids)

  • a standing army in times of peace is unnecessary.

  • Electricity, well my families homestead was the 1st in the county to have electricy. This was not until the 30's/40's (I believe) Before that, they had delco batteries set up for lights.  My parents had to pay big money to get city water and sewer. They also have to have a generator because every time it rains, they loose electricity for days sometimes. (Houston County TN) Yes my family has been there for 204 years.

  • Internet: Yes this is a result of the military (and not Al Gore) But our government has been trying to regulate it. How messed up do you think it will get if they start doing that????

  • but they as of yet aren't regulating it, and regardless of that you must give credit where credit is due.

  • yes, Ron Paul is one of the biggest guys in Washington fighting those that was to regulate the enternet. There are those that want it censered, and those that want to Tax it. Ron Paul is fighting both.....

  • but the electricity was brought to you by the rural electrification act.

  • Pretty funny shit fellas.

    Ron Paul could totally take out Nessie. And that's word.

  • Hell Jackie, just cut down all the nails and 12 oz. curls, get some sit-ups in and you'd be in fine shape to catch that monster! I know I'd watch that video and just think what it would do for your campaign!

  • Thats great Guys! I forgive ya for using Ron Pauls name to get hits! Please do more about Ron Paul! Or do anything really to help spread the message!

  • Lol!

  • Liberty has two first names RON PAUL 2008!!

  • yeah, "statue" "of"

  • not even close, thats was a gift from the french in 1886 has nothing to do with the founding fathers liberty

  • Your first statement was that liberty's first two names was "Ron Paul". I found that statement funny simply on it's content. So I replied the two first names are more like "Statue of"... It's sarcasm... Get a personality man.

    One things for sure, in my opinion Ron is a joke. Of course you can vote for anyone you like.

  • I have plenty of personality, actually too much they say. The people of the United States of America that think RON PAUL is a joke, they are sad excuses for Americans

  • Just because someone don't agree with you don't make them "sad excuses for Americans" Sir!!! You have your opinion, and I have mine... Get over it!!! If you want to support that loser then go ahead. I have the right not too... That is part of being an American. You claim to be a constitutionalist, why don't you read it...

  • I have read it, and know it by heart, that has nothing to do with people waking up in this country, getting their heads out of their asses before its too late, vote for whatever puppet you like, but I assure you this sir, their is only 1 man that isn't a puppet and cant be bought, and is the only hope for this country and thats RON PAUL, and when he isnt elected because of morons, in ten years you'll all be wishing you took your heads out of your asses and did the right thing

  • "when he isnt elected because of morons, in ten years you'll all be wishing you took your heads out of your asses and did the right thing"

    Fortunately that isn't going to happen. :) RP 08 FTW

  • I'm voting for Ron Paul!

    Guy's fucking brilliant.