Once i was moving in the US i saw a Pakistani Lady, she was a Sex Worker, She Bluntly Said "Maine Itne Laude Dekhe, Lekin aisa Lauda Aaj tak Nahi dekha" Pakistanis will be on Moon...ha ha haaa......ohaaa, haa....Lolz, iska Bas chale to yeh Poore Pakistan ko Sun aur Jupiter Pe Bhi bhej de...I salute to Pakistan's patience that they are just bearing him for so long..Saala gaand ki Paidaish..Bhosadi Ka "Bakchod".
pakistani on the moon? HALWA LAG RAHA HAIN KYA? haan maana ke pakistanis bewakoof hain....lekin unka MAZAK kyun udaate ho? aadhe paki logon ko maloom bhi nahin ke SUPARCO naam ka ek space agency hain! aur jo baaki aadhe hain...woh samajhte hain ke SPACESHIP launch karna aur petrol bomb daalna ek jaisa hain!
INDIA IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO MAKE ZAID HAMID PAKISTANS PRIME MINISTER .. IT WILL BE DAWN OF A NEW ERA OF ENTERTAINMENT IN THE WORLD LOLS.. EVEN THE CHINESE WONT KNOW WAT TO DO WID THEM HEEHEHEHE LOLS..
ABBE SALA THE ORGINAL VIDEO WAS UPLOADED IN 2008!! ABOUT 3 YEARS HAVE PAST!! SALO BHIKARIO KHANA KHANE KA PAISA AMERICA DETI HAI CHALE HAI CHAND PE JANE KI SOCHNE!!
haan beta bechari garib aawam ko tum ye he sapneto dikhao.
I have a logic for this " hum to chand per baithe honge"
they will keep sponsoring the terror in India. One day we ll give up on patients. we will nuke them and make the cities of pakistan just like surface of moon. full of craters and no water no electricity and no nothing
This guy is a visionary for pakistan.
long suck the "baaton ke machine" of pakistan Zaid tracker bhagoda
ha ha must appreciate the optimism a beggar. But, how are you going to do it? are you going to do it with kerry lugar bill,? if so you u have to over come MR10%(zardari) and the military, ha ha :-)
im paki but every time i watch this video i laugh my head off....this mother fucker knows nothing...giving pakis a sleeping pill....i see next five years pakistan will be worst.. prices will go up, social unjustice will climb ...povert will rise... more deaths more bombs more pain...i see u in five yrs with this video and see who will be right and who wrong
he is fucking idiot...he gona fuck all pakis, showing them how great u were .. and giving them sleeping pills...where is he now ??flood there ..ye sala chootia pakistan koo daboy ga
ha ha ha ... pakis want to send terrorists in the moon?...ha ha...u idiots... go to ur cheap madrasas and study terrorism. porkis hv no contribution in science ... u people dont hv brains for that. so listen u beggers dont dream. crime is only subject u pakis can excel.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL...mann i dont laugh easily not even on the best of jokes...but i must admit...listening to this comedian whoever he is i couldnt..lol..control..lol...pakistan a super power..lOLOLOLOL...pakistani on moo.....LOLOLOLOL
Shut up you Hindu RAW Jew agent. We pakistanis will show you we are capable of going to not only the moon but Pak Air Forceis also planning to send a manned spaceship to the Sun. Then you will know true strength of Dil Dil Pakistan
@gatesrocks Shut up Idiot, Pakistan Is capable of sending man to sun??? Really bloody Bull shit....Illiterate Porkie Shut the fuck up and Beg from USA and China, or You will starve to death Idiot..... Mind Your Bloody fucking Business, or I will stirr your ass
Sure Sure WIth lahori logic , Djinn Thermodynamics and madrassa maths u porkis will send a man on sun...
And when u send a man on sun ... you might find mohamed there , Cuz we all know where mohamed is ... He's at a veryyyyyy veryyyyyyyy Hot place right now
@gatesrocks Buddy, enmity aside, let us be practical, Think about it: To have a moon mission, you have to have an active space program. For that, you need to have launch capability to deliver satellites from local stations. You need PSLVs and GSLVs for lower and higher orbit launches.
Now think about Moon. Both you and even us Indians don't have a shuttle programme. We've just initiated 1 after so many unmanned launches. To have a moon mission, u first need experience in ULVs.
He says pakistan will be superpower in five years and will function from the moon.. all this in five years.. WOW... i mean its great... so how does he plan to do it.. tying a helium ballon to a paki and launch him or will they tie bombs to his waist and blast it on different stages to launch him.. or maybe launch him on a chinese fire cracker.. ?
In 5 years we gurantee that we were the super power in militancy. Hum chand pe honge actually he is talking about his wife that pakis were on chand ha ha ha ha sala soowar pakistaan sirf apne flag main chand laga sakta hain par hum chand par jaa kar aayee hain.
hahahahahaahahahah....Zaidoo mian...for god's or bhagwan or ALLAH or whatever deity you believe in....exaggeration is your right...but extra-exaggeration is bad for your already drudged and punctured mental condition....
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paki's will be on moon...in 5 years...ahh let us see....ohhh laal toopi aaley kanjraa....ohhh....biswass daey ulti kutteye....
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khuda kaey wastay hansaa naa zaidoo topaar....bus ker daey yaar...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH.........ok i was saying that HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...................................................................
hahaha. I guarantee you 5 years - Pakistani Pakinaut will reach on the moon. hehehe. Does this guy even know how the world works? hehehe. This guy is a total comedian.
i like this guy for his funny interviews and comments.....i guess he is like Salim feku in the movie "angrez" always day dreaming. He is the natural joker he should join a good circus company and make people laugh and be healthy.
in 5 years guarantee...........saala guarantee toh aise de raha hai........jaise koi company apne product pe deti hai.......in 5 years people like you will find yourself with your head stuck up your backsides.... no wait u already have achieved that level of stupidity
Which ultimately results in the collps of dick cut pakistan , where all your proplr will be running naked like plucked chikens and begging with India for Help , and then the rest is history how you people were fucked off
Porkis will form a delegation headed by this clown Zaid with his deputy 'nuclear bomb' Khan - to steal the technology to put paki on moon. I am very confident they will succeed in their mission, that of stealing which is part of their culture but just have no clue how to use it.
Zaid Hamid thinks he can go to the moon by hiring an auto rickshaw. Its going to take Pakis 5 years even to locate where the moon is in the sky. Hahaha.
If Pakis really land on the moon, the moon will be known as the biggest FAILED body in the solar system.
Dont blame Zaid Hamid, he is a former Taliban fighter. Those days the consumption of pure afghan opium really did a bad on him and he started cracking great jokes one after another..
This guy is zahid hamid.he is d biggest idiot u cn fnd on d planet...hahaha (no need to go 2 moon)
he is schizophrenic...he gvs a feel gud factor to poor porki kids who actually believe thy wl b on moon hvin ice creams there and playing cricket..lol
actualy porkistan is in such a bad irrecoverable defunct situation that they need village idiots like him to come up& talk high&illogically hilarious stuff abt a country like pakistan, so the madrasa going populous think they r the super power..lol
The only 'star' they're gonna get is that lovable jewelery down under.
This man just don't cut it.
Pakistan's China-made satellite was to launch years ago. To date, there is no word on the issue.
Pussysthan moves from one ass-fletched pussy to another. They end up frothing at the mouth and cybermasturbating over themselves, even as we make slow, gradual progress.
Don't loose your shrub cuz you wanna get to the moon.
lolzzzz. who is this guy? damn funny...looks like the great pakistan laughter challenge to me.. he made me laugh so hard.. guys do keep on posting videos like these...plss.....
tommyphilipFUCKEDBY2000PAKS... ....badshakle indickn jammadar ...NOW FUCK OFF....... AND DON'T BOTHER FOLLOWING JANAB ZAID HAMID. HE AINT A WET PUSSY LOVER BUT I AM AND I FUCKED YOU ENOUGH TO LET YOUR WET PUSSY HANG BY A FIVE INCES DIMETERS ACROSS IN YOUR PANY HOLE. BUY DIRTY WHORE, RUNDI KI ULAD DIDRTY SMELLY HINDOOOO HARAMI KUTTY. HUSH HUSH NOW AND DO NOT BARK BACK AT YOUR OLD MASTER, YOU WILL GET PUNISHED.:)))
fuck you bastard PORKI SEE HOW IDIOTIC YOU JANAB ZAHID HAMID THE PORKI PIG IS SQUEALING LIKE A STUPID MORON ..ON WHAT GROUNDS IS HE MAKING SUCH IDIOTIC CLAIMS ..LOOK AT THE CURRENT SHIT OF PORKISTAN....RANDI TERI MAA HAIN JISKO TUH BECHTHA HAIN HEERA MANDI MAIN...TAKI TUJHE CHINKS AUR YANKS APNE LORA CHUSNE DEGA HAHA..
LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER THE HINDUSTANIS AND YOU CAN AVOID GETTING FUCKED BY COWS AND PIGS HAHAHA
YOU MOMS PUSSY IS SOON GONNA WEAR OUT SO KEEP YOU SISTER RANDI OOPS READY HEHE
Listen you kanjri hindooo paleeth soorni mother ki ulad, our dicks are big and strong enough for HINDOOOO pussies in indicka. We always banged your fuckin gands and we will gladly carryon fucking you over and over. Just like now through Russia we have fucked your gandu depleted cunt gov. Now gandu like you indicks be thinking how Russia done us in???? LOL
ABEY O TOMMYPHILIP HINDU KISI GORE KI AULAAD! AB TERI MAAN NE CHALTE CHALTE TUMJHE PAIDA KE DIYA TO MEIN KYA KERUN.
Teri behn ki chut mein mein AK 47 daal ker chalun ga nahiiiiin.. is tarha to us ko maza hi nahin aaye ga. mein to AAGE PEECHE AAGE PEECHE kerun ga...lol
TERI MAAN KO CHODNE KE LIYE TO MUJHE 20 CONDOM LAGANE PADEIN GE. KAFI KHULLI HO GI NAAAAA.
Teri behn ki gand ka to mein deevana tha hi ab to teri maan ki chut ke size ka bhi deewan ho gaya hun..
Earth is related to Allah and moon is also related to Allah that' s the reason why porky assholes can't reach there....cause Allah doesn't want these pigs with their AK-47's and extremist mentality trying to kill aliens on the moon as well :P
Forget the moon. We r thinking about Earth first cuz there r so many swine eaters and PISS DRINKERS still on earth. They r damaging the ozone with their farts.
Let us fuck them with our AK 47 and then we ll take on aliens okay.
Thinking about Earth for what reason what are your achievements on Earth other than Camel Piss drinking and Lund sucking dekh saale behan chod mein Islam ko gali nahi dena chahta you know why?? Because there are more Muslims here in India than the Entire populationg of Porkistan ....
Speaking about AK-47's jaake dekh teri maa ki choot mein Taliban kya gusa rahe hain bhosdike bhadwe randi ki choot ke nasal
Tommyphilip kisi kutti maan ke bachhe.I m thinking about earth cuz ur kinda COW COLA DRINKERS are there.... Teri maan ke chodu jo pakistan mein aaye the un ko Army ne chod diya hai mubarak ho. Teri maan ke thokku ab dunya mein nahin hein.
Taliban to aik din teri chut mein ghus ker hi rahein ge tu kuch bhi ker le. India ne shuru kiya hai aur ab hum tumhare GANDIA ki gand maarein ge..
Tu AK 47 ki baat na ker. tum to sirf dangey hi ker sakte ho geedar ki aulaad saaley Gandian.
Haider is the son of some small dicked Chinese pig eater hahaha....
Go and drink your Camel Piss you fuctard kanjar ki aulad porkistani suwar ki phuddi se nikala H1N1 ke putter
Teri maa ki Kaale choot mein mera Kutta mutega saale behan de takke....jaa Amrika or China aur Saath mein Japan ke bhi laand chaat saale kutte ke nasal .
Teri maa ko sadak par bita kar uski gaand mein chain saw dal ka use pull start karro
HAIDER2332 IS THE SON OF A COWARDLY PIG THAT FUCKED HIS WHORE OF A MOM WITH HIS FLACID DICK AND RAN AWAY FEARING THAT THE MIGHT BE BEATEN TO DEATH CAUSE PIGS ARE UNHOLY HAHAHA
DRINK YOUR CAMEL COLA AKA zAM zAM COLA HAHAHAH...IN THIS WAY YOU WILL GET H1N1 JUST LIKE BUT YOU WILL SURELY GET MAD COW.
tERI MAA AUR BEHAN ROZZ AATI HAIN SALWAR UPAR KARKE CHOOT FAILAKAR....MERE TALWAY KE LIYE....MEIN UNKI SALWAR KE ANDAR MERA LAMBA TALWAR GUSA DETA HOON HAHAHA...
Fuck you bastard son of pig Haider son of some bhush whack....teri maa ki choot mein Porki ka lund....chal saale kaale choot ke nasal ullu ke patte madarchod :-))
ooo ho ho ho... Now u pretending to be a US citizen...hmm
Come back on earth mann. This attitude suits Americans not GANDIANS. U provide food to ur young one's first. Todays news is that every 5th child in India dont have enough food. As a result they r weak.
U get them food first and then talk about us..u COWS PISS DRINKERS.
nd watch SLUMDOG MILLIONARE...u ll get some reality.
When did I pretend to be a US citizen you piggistani behan ka toku.....I was speaking in Hindi and you jumped to the fact that I am pretending to be a US citizen?? LMAO first of all go see what USA is doing to your mother and sister along with the Talibunnies in SWAT valley they are blowing you moms pussy and your sisters cunt is getting rammed by their M1 Abrams .And we all know the news and how Pakistani's dont have any food or clothes that's the reason why you dim witts are begging for ever
haha. Its Waaar man its war. It happens thats y our brave soldiers are giving their lives to prevent this.
Watch MANGAL PANDEY to see what the British did to ur HINDU MOTHER AND SISTERS. They made a special place for all of them and every night put their white cock into their brown pussy and ass holes.
I know u dont worry about it cuz it is still happening in India. All of u like when ur SISTER DANCE infront of thousands.
Hah han its war I know thats why ur Fucking PORKISTANIs are sucking the Chinese and USAs white dick sala teri maa aur behan ki bund abhi bhi maar raha hain USA Swat valley mein aur tum apni maa aur behan ko Heera Mandi mein bechte hain.wahi logon ko jinhone teri maa aur biwi ki choot mein MOOTH DIYA HAIN.HAHAAND WE ARE NOT FUCKING IMBECILES LIKE YOU THAT WE WIL FORCE WOMEN TO WEAR BURQAS TO COVER THEMSELVES UP.AND SALE GHANTH KE PISU DURING THE TIME OF mANGAL PANDEY PORKISTAN WAS A PART OF iNDIA
i FORCED YOU MOM AND SISTER TO WEAR BURQA BECAUSE OTHER WISE THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL SEE THEIR FACE AND NOTICE WHAT IT IS THAT i HAVE DONE TO THOSE BITCHES AND THAT WILL GIVE ME A BAD NAME THATS THE REASON WHY I DONT WANT TO DO THAT
SHAME ON YOU STUPID PORKISTANI YOU DIDNT HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO UNDERSTAND THAT HAHA
WE TAKE FREE PLANES AND SATELLITES? HAHA JOKE OF THE CENTURY IF YOU HAVE PROOFS POST THE LINKS HERE OTHERWISE GO FUCK YOUR MOM KALA SADA HUA BHOSDA HAHA
Unlike you force your sister or mom to suck Amrikan and Chini dicks hehe..look at you porki beggar selling your sister to Amrika and chini wala's for a penny
and give proof saying that India got planes and satellites from Israel free of charge LMAO...give me the link you fucking imbecile porki bastard
Go sell your mom in heera mandi and get some money to feed yourself you fucking weakling..
Pakistan get's everything by selling their daughter's wifes and sisters porki chootiye
AND TELL ME SOMETHING WHY IS IT THAT THE PAKI BITCHES WHO ARE ABROAD DONT WEAR ANY BURQAS HAHA
i THINK THEY WANT TO FLAUNT THEMSELVES AFTER ALL THAT THE BURQA SHIT TRAPS THE HEAT IN THOSE BITCHES AND MAKES IT SMELL WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS HAHA
YOU SON OF MY LUND HAIDER2332
SHAME ON YOU MY SON I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU I WONDER WHAT YOUR MOM IS DOING WITH ALL THAT "AIDS" THAT I HAVE SEND HER HEHE MAY BE SHE IS SHOVING IT UP HER LEAKY PUSSY.
haaahahah. If u talk about abroad. Do u know what ur HINDU SISTERS are doing here???
U talk about burku, these HINDU GALS hardly wear anything. Every one of my PAKI friend has got some of ur sisters. Some has had more than half a dozen. They are too many here mann.
Few of my HINDU female friends have had Pakistani Boyfriends and when those guys didnt marry them, they married WHITES but not INDIAN.
I asked them y and they go.. "They r not charming...."
And what right do you have to talk about abroad? LMAO.
Whats the use of wearing burqa's other than for hiding that ugyness in your women
your Porki bitches are all illiterate air heads they are infertile and have low mortality rates
lolss no wonder why Porkistani's are dying day by day
its because you morons are infertile that all the Amrika and Chini wala's come to your home and fuck you mom and sister so that they dont have to worry about illegit bastards knocking at their door one day
Were ARE YOU PORKIS BASTARD TERI AMMI JAAN KI GAAND MEIN JAAKE CHUPE HO KYA BEHAN KE LODE BAHAR NIKALO TERI BUND PAR AISI LAAT MARUNGA KI TUM KABHI SOCH BHI NAHI PAOGE.
BAHAR NIKAL SAALE DARPORK OOPS DARPOK HEHEH
SAALE PORKISTANI BHADWE RANDI KE PILLE
TERI MAA HEERA MANDI KI SABSE SASTI RANDI JISKI CHOOT HAIN CHINI AUR USA KI NISHAANI HAHAHA
TERI BIWI KO BHI BECH YAHAN BORDER PEE SAALI KI SALWAR UPAR KARKE AISE MAROONGA KI RANDI KI CHOOT PHIR SILWANE KE LIYE TUM USA MEIN JAANA PADEGA
Bastard, gaand me mirchi lagi naa... bhikmange ki nasal...dont pretend to be educated you backward low life peace of shit. I guess what you say means its ok to beg in front of america. Proud pakistani.. ha ha ha..bhikhari.
hAIDER2332 THE SON OF MY LUND,i OWN YOU AND YOUR ENITRE FAMILY CAUSE i AM YOUR MASTER YUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS MY SEX SLAVE.yOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOUR FATHER IS? WELL HERE IS A HINT THE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER IN MY NAME AND ENDS WITH THE LETTER IN MY NAME AS WELL HEHE
AND I AM NOT A HINDU I RESPECT ALL RELIGIONS IT IS SAFE TO ASSUME THAT YOUR MAD RASA EDUCATION IS TOO STUPID TO GIVE TO FREE THINKING LIKE THAT BUT HOWEVER YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY IS FREE FOR ALL REGARDLESS =))
tommyphilipFUCKEDBY2000PAKS.......TARI MAA KO MAA CHODU, PALEETH HINDOOOOOOOO. I WILL GLADLY FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR HARAMZADI MATA SITA FOR GIVING BIRTH TO A SOOOOOOR HINDOOOOOOO GAND CHOD HARAMI LIKE YOU. GANDU DARE SAYING IT TO OUR FACES? AND I BET YOU WILL PISS IN YOU FUCKING PANTY, THAT I PUT ON YOU GANDU RENT BOY.TARI MAA KI GAND MAA PAK KA LUND.KUTTY KI ULAD ABUSING OTHERS FOR NO REASON YOU FUCKING CUNT.
ABEY CHINAL KE CHOOT SE NIKALA LODE KE BAAL ....TERI MAA KI CHOOT MEIN JINNAH KI BULLAH SAALE HARAMI KE NASAL CHOOTIYE TERI MAA KI KAALE CHOOT MEIN SUWAR KA LAAND SAALE PORKISTANI...PIGLET
I SHAT IN YOUR MOTHER ABNORMAL WIDE MOUTH WHICH IS GETTING WIDER DAY BY DAY AFTER SUCKING MY KAWKKK YOU STUPID MORON PAKI JUVENILE SON OF SOME STUPID YANKI OR CHINKI LOLSSS
TERI MAA KI PORKISTANI CHOOT MEIN HINDUSTANI LORAY SAALEY
tommyphilipFUCKEDBY2000PAKS... ....OYE HARAMI YOU ARE BARKING AT YOUR MASTERS??? HOW DARE YOU, SOOOR KI GAND??? KUTTY MUST KEEP DOWN WITH THEIR MASTERS NOT TURN AROUND AND BARK. HUSH PUPY HUSH, SIT ON MY DICK AND HAVE A GOOD RIDE RENT CHKENY BADSHAKALE HINOOOOOO WIDE GAND LONDY.TARI MAA KI PUDHI MAA SARY PAKISTANI MEN KAY LUND IN AND OUT ALL THE TIME. YOUR MOTHERS BEG FOR MORE AND WE GIVE THEM HUNGERY BEGR RUNDIS MORE. COME AND SIT ON MY ACKING COCK PUFF FAGGOT. COME ON NOW PUPPY TIME TO BED.
tERI MAA DI GOLDEN PHUDDI MEIN SAALE KAALE SUWAR KA BUND GUSA KAR USKA KURMA BANADOONGA...LITERALLY IN 5 YEARS I GURANTEE YOU THAT YOU WILL HAVE A BROTHER WHO IS THE SON OG MY LUND LIKE THIS HAIDER2332 HEHEH WHAT HAPPENED STUPID PORKI BHADWE HE CALLED YOU HERE FOR BACK UP OR WHAT STUPID PORKISTANI NIGGER AKA BEGGAR BEHAN KE LODE CHOOT KE KURME HAHAHAH MOOH ME LE MERA I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU MONEY THROUGH CHINA AND USA BITCHES PORKI SON OF RANDI OF HEERA MANDI HEHEHE
Once i was moving in the US i saw a Pakistani Lady, she was a Sex Worker, She Bluntly Said "Maine Itne Laude Dekhe, Lekin aisa Lauda Aaj tak Nahi dekha" Pakistanis will be on Moon...ha ha haaa......ohaaa, haa....Lolz, iska Bas chale to yeh Poore Pakistan ko Sun aur Jupiter Pe Bhi bhej de...I salute to Pakistan's patience that they are just bearing him for so long..Saala gaand ki Paidaish..Bhosadi Ka "Bakchod".
vaibhav371 3 months ago 22
hahahaha i have watched this video i guess more then 100 times and i am still laughing this is more funnier then andaz apna apna :D
myusnavy 3 months ago 23
pakistani on the moon? HALWA LAG RAHA HAIN KYA? haan maana ke pakistanis bewakoof hain....lekin unka MAZAK kyun udaate ho? aadhe paki logon ko maloom bhi nahin ke SUPARCO naam ka ek space agency hain! aur jo baaki aadhe hain...woh samajhte hain ke SPACESHIP launch karna aur petrol bomb daalna ek jaisa hain!
2hellwdignorance 6 months ago 7
INDIA IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO MAKE ZAID HAMID PAKISTANS PRIME MINISTER .. IT WILL BE DAWN OF A NEW ERA OF ENTERTAINMENT IN THE WORLD LOLS.. EVEN THE CHINESE WONT KNOW WAT TO DO WID THEM HEEHEHEHE LOLS..
REXXBAILEY 7 months ago 19
ABBE SALA THE ORGINAL VIDEO WAS UPLOADED IN 2008!! ABOUT 3 YEARS HAVE PAST!! SALO BHIKARIO KHANA KHANE KA PAISA AMERICA DETI HAI CHALE HAI CHAND PE JANE KI SOCHNE!!
JA KE TALIBAN SAMBHAL.
devrajvarma 9 months ago 30
Quad-e-Azam must be spinning in his grave after hearing this mental patient talk...Saale ka problem kya hai ??
redtihor1 10 months ago 26
I am Ready to Donate for his mental Treatment.....
gauravzerogravity 10 months ago 48
ZAID HAMID - Undisputedly, the greatest comedian/clown alive, belonging to a circus called pakistan
gauravzerogravity 11 months ago 29
haha reeeetaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrdddddddddddd!
maaaani1 1 year ago 7
i am pakistani ,, but i cannt stop laughing!!
shaair1 1 year ago 132
i go to moon everyday after smoking my weed.
jariz26 1 year ago 125
This blunderful hamid will lead the destruction pakistan soon...let satan saves its porki disciples...
leoberetta92r 1 year ago 17
hahahaaa
akashs55555 1 year ago
he he he he........
Bhooke nange on Moon............
haan beta bechari garib aawam ko tum ye he sapneto dikhao.
I have a logic for this " hum to chand per baithe honge"
they will keep sponsoring the terror in India. One day we ll give up on patients. we will nuke them and make the cities of pakistan just like surface of moon. full of craters and no water no electricity and no nothing
This guy is a visionary for pakistan.
long suck the "baaton ke machine" of pakistan Zaid tracker bhagoda
mayankpar 1 year ago 8
you should upload d full clip....
interviewer was sayin in d end "maine kahi padha....."
i would love to hear that what she had read.....hahaha....
matsharma 1 year ago 15
great it to americans 250 years . ha ha ha
visi365 1 year ago
lagta hai bhari sadma lagela usko india ki progress aur porkistan ka breakdown dekh ke
stagv 1 year ago 5
ha ha must appreciate the optimism a beggar. But, how are you going to do it? are you going to do it with kerry lugar bill,? if so you u have to over come MR10%(zardari) and the military, ha ha :-)
ravibioinfo 1 year ago 3
Too late you idiotic zaid hamid, nasa has stopped sending dogs and pigs to space or moon.
Rudra7a 1 year ago 17
lmao, comedy.......
vishal93251 1 year ago
yah president ban gaya na pk ka to hindustan ke waat laga ge
misbah605 1 year ago
@misbah605 zaid hamid for president !! as an Indian I could not have asked for more. ;)
MauryaSenapati 1 year ago 7
the enthusiasm of interviewer
''ab chahiye''
rebelbloodfeel 1 year ago 3
in five years from now, pakistan will be a "no mans land"
bharadhiyar007 1 year ago 3
chand pe baithe hue honge lol
ThinkingGuy100 1 year ago 2
5 years?
i think time goes slow for zaid hamid, the actual time is 101 years.
genprady 1 year ago
define "5 years"
ankitsrivastava3125 1 year ago
if pakistan didnt reach to moon in 5 yrs....zaid will blame it on india
matsharma 1 year ago 12
this mother fucker jews worst enemy...im glad he got sense of humor... take him too to moon...fuck zaid mother chood hamid.....from paki yahoodi
pakijew2 1 year ago 2
This is the most hilarious video on u tube
karthikthomask 1 year ago 4
is reporter na bhi kahi pard liya hai kuch aisa ki Pakistan will rule the world in 5 years..!! :-) it must be a comdy TV channel I guess
girishtyagi06 1 year ago
PORKIS FIRST BUY A TELESCOPE TO VIEW THE MOON FROM THE EARTH, THEN U PLAN TO SEND ROCKETS.
karthikthomask 1 year ago 12
chuita
vinitsuhasrane1 1 year ago
The only thing these porkis could ever be proud of is,They have been called the enemy of INDIA.Consider urself lucky porkies , thts a rare gift.
karthikthomask 1 year ago 9
chootiya saala
MyDelhiRocks 1 year ago 2
These Porki even don't know what's black hole . They think all Porki have black hole back side to porkis
jacobgalib 1 year ago
Hey hey guys why doesn't Zaid and all his groupies do us all a favour and impress us by going on a manned mission to a black hole .
HellsPerfectSpawn 1 year ago 4
Pakistani moron!!LOL!!
galuatoka 1 year ago
this choped di*k is the bigest joker i have seen
smartmarar 1 year ago 7
this man want to build castle in air
kbalajie1 1 year ago
chupbe
shalesh123 1 year ago
im paki but every time i watch this video i laugh my head off....this mother fucker knows nothing...giving pakis a sleeping pill....i see next five years pakistan will be worst.. prices will go up, social unjustice will climb ...povert will rise... more deaths more bombs more pain...i see u in five yrs with this video and see who will be right and who wrong
pakijew1 1 year ago 4
hahahahahahaha he makes me happy
greatgoindia2020 1 year ago
he is fucking idiot...he gona fuck all pakis, showing them how great u were .. and giving them sleeping pills...where is he now ??flood there ..ye sala chootia pakistan koo daboy ga
pakijew1 1 year ago
Maderchod madersa graduates going to moon ,want to open a madersa university there. chutia zaid.
ryko85 1 year ago
ha ha ha ... pakis want to send terrorists in the moon?...ha ha...u idiots... go to ur cheap madrasas and study terrorism. porkis hv no contribution in science ... u people dont hv brains for that. so listen u beggers dont dream. crime is only subject u pakis can excel.
rajeev10able 1 year ago 2
yaar isay roko...yay hasa hasa kar mar dalay ga....i m in love with this guy...5years gurantee.....lol...
loveindublin 1 year ago
A mentally unstable ex militant and a hippy chick constitute Pakistani expert panel in this video
godwonthelpus 1 year ago 4
Gurantee tu aise de raha hain jaise chand iske baap ne banaya hain. ha ha ha ha ha
chanu07888 1 year ago 6
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL...mann i dont laugh easily not even on the best of jokes...but i must admit...listening to this comedian whoever he is i couldnt..lol..control..lol...pakistan a super power..lOLOLOLOL...pakistani on moo.....LOLOLOLOL
raksaaa 1 year ago
@raksaaa
Shut up you Hindu RAW Jew agent. We pakistanis will show you we are capable of going to not only the moon but Pak Air Forceis also planning to send a manned spaceship to the Sun. Then you will know true strength of Dil Dil Pakistan
gatesrocks 1 year ago
@gatesrocks Shut up Idiot, Pakistan Is capable of sending man to sun??? Really bloody Bull shit....Illiterate Porkie Shut the fuck up and Beg from USA and China, or You will starve to death Idiot..... Mind Your Bloody fucking Business, or I will stirr your ass
TheWarriorIndian 1 year ago 11
@TheWarriorIndian
You just see. Pakistan will be the first country in world to send Pakistani man to the Sun!
gatesrocks 1 year ago 18
@gatesrocks all the best for your Pakistani manned mission to sun...lol...
TheWarriorIndian 1 year ago 18
@gatesrocks lol just stay there
SNEHAJHA86 1 year ago
@gatesrocks Is this guy high or just incredibly stupid .
HellsPerfectSpawn 1 year ago 5
@gatesrocks
Sure Sure WIth lahori logic , Djinn Thermodynamics and madrassa maths u porkis will send a man on sun...
And when u send a man on sun ... you might find mohamed there , Cuz we all know where mohamed is ... He's at a veryyyyyy veryyyyyyyy Hot place right now
thepedomo 1 year ago
@gatesrocks Hahahaha...are you younger bro of Zalil Hamid. He was send terronauts to moon and you to Sun hahaha
Mr786Indian 1 year ago 3
@gatesrocks Buddy, enmity aside, let us be practical, Think about it: To have a moon mission, you have to have an active space program. For that, you need to have launch capability to deliver satellites from local stations. You need PSLVs and GSLVs for lower and higher orbit launches.
Now think about Moon. Both you and even us Indians don't have a shuttle programme. We've just initiated 1 after so many unmanned launches. To have a moon mission, u first need experience in ULVs.
Saffronwing1 1 year ago 3
Pakistan super power........hahahahahahahah fuckin shit hole
silverthunderable 1 year ago
lol pakistan and the moon...omg......this video made me cry from hard laughter...lolllllll
omggggg
hahahahahahahahahaahahha
pakSHITstan on the moon....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
I cant stop laughing....OMG.....this video just made my day...Zakir Hamid beats Russell peters in stupid jokes for sure!
desichick 1 year ago
i know for sure paki land , in 5 years, will be the largest pork supplier
xXx0Sanctuary0xXx 1 year ago
July 30, 2014 , I will be back and check on this dude.
X3QT0R 1 year ago
it's been 2 years already. Waiting
ThinkingGuy100 1 year ago 4
haha..zaid serious face ke saath comedy karta hai !!!
Anchor apni hasi kaise control karte hai!!!?
sushil2002 1 year ago 2
pakistani on moon. ahhhhhaaa.......
strive hard and get some money for doing it or are u going to borrow from the u.s.
checkit0077 1 year ago
This is best of Zaid Hamid comedy show. Ha ha ha ...
Uffyehnaam001 1 year ago
in 5 years porkis will be on the moon. is it a comedy program
sharanprasanth 1 year ago
He says pakistan will be superpower in five years and will function from the moon.. all this in five years.. WOW... i mean its great... so how does he plan to do it.. tying a helium ballon to a paki and launch him or will they tie bombs to his waist and blast it on different stages to launch him.. or maybe launch him on a chinese fire cracker.. ?
whitedawn007 1 year ago
Hell yeah !! Pakistani on moon !!
Suicide Bombings on Moon !! HAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!
dangerousmind79 1 year ago 4
so much hot air !, no wonder we got global warming ! some body wake this dude up ! looks like another wet dream
pumi63 1 year ago
every year 1 revolution
hahahahahahahah
superpower
hahaha bhikari quam superpower
har baat ki hadd hoti hai
skg1984 1 year ago
hehehehh
mmnasir101 1 year ago
he is comedian.
temnokrasni 1 year ago
In 5 years we gurantee that we were the super power in militancy. Hum chand pe honge actually he is talking about his wife that pakis were on chand ha ha ha ha sala soowar pakistaan sirf apne flag main chand laga sakta hain par hum chand par jaa kar aayee hain.
chanu07888 1 year ago
pakistani chand per baithe honge...hahahahahahaha
greatgoindia2020 1 year ago
hahahahahaahahahah....Zaidoo mian...for god's or bhagwan or ALLAH or whatever deity you believe in....exaggeration is your right...but extra-exaggeration is bad for your already drudged and punctured mental condition....
....
paki's will be on moon...in 5 years...ahh let us see....ohhh laal toopi aaley kanjraa....ohhh....biswass daey ulti kutteye....
....
khuda kaey wastay hansaa naa zaidoo topaar....bus ker daey yaar...
syryonex 1 year ago 2
pakistan ki takdeer gadhe ke lund se likhi gai hai ha ha ha ha ha ha
gauravzerogravity 2 years ago 15
what will be poki astronauts be called.....terronauts
abh3092 2 years ago 322
@abh3092 awesome dude
i laught 4 at least 30 min
MrQwertyui12345678 1 year ago 10
@abh3092
Good one. Ha ha.
speak2sam 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH.........ok i was saying that HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...................................................................
PakPORKistan 2 years ago 23
Zaid hamid prooves yet again that he is mentaly unstable..
thepedomo 2 years ago 189
and pigs fly
gauravzerogravity 2 years ago 15
ok chandrayan 1 found water on the moon its time to make some concentration camps on the moon for pakistanis
gauravzerogravity 2 years ago 11
Common guys - He said on moon did not said live or dead also no plan to bring them back either.
DESIJATYAMLA 2 years ago 11
I mean seriously forget our hate each other thing for once, i still cant control myself laughing
PakPORKistan 2 years ago 18
HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH He is doped man coz he is seriously ODing.
PakPORKistan 2 years ago 10
hahaha. I guarantee you 5 years - Pakistani Pakinaut will reach on the moon. hehehe. Does this guy even know how the world works? hehehe. This guy is a total comedian.
gatesrocks 2 years ago 14
ROFLMAO.......................hehehe......
ingnilesh 2 years ago
i agree with him completely Pakistanis will be on the moon , in the space and every where .
.
.
BUT
... Not alive
demon3000x 2 years ago 13
i agree with you i was simply laughing i was not able to stop my laugh
Enter2L 2 years ago 3
i like this guy for his funny interviews and comments.....i guess he is like Salim feku in the movie "angrez" always day dreaming. He is the natural joker he should join a good circus company and make people laugh and be healthy.
northwest2009 2 years ago 7
in 5 years guarantee...........saala guarantee toh aise de raha hai........jaise koi company apne product pe deti hai.......in 5 years people like you will find yourself with your head stuck up your backsides.... no wait u already have achieved that level of stupidity
rishabhenator 2 years ago 14
this guy is the biggest joker in pukistan :D always talks outta his ass :D
furiouspride 2 years ago 6
TheWarriorIndian
you should show WARNING before the video start cz i was about to die of laughing badly if someone dead ull be responsible
gauravzerogravity 2 years ago 4
Which ultimately results in the collps of dick cut pakistan , where all your proplr will be running naked like plucked chikens and begging with India for Help , and then the rest is history how you people were fucked off
TheWarriorIndian 2 years ago 22
look at the chick at 0:23
no no nau....$#$
aloksheoran 2 years ago 3
hahahahhaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahhaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahhaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
PakPORKistan 2 years ago 2
China and India r the nipples of planet earth and pakistan is the anus from where shit like this comes out of ...!!!
888mightymax 2 years ago 7
Foolish people of Pakistan lisen this type of follish talk
superpower555 2 years ago 5
Porkis will form a delegation headed by this clown Zaid with his deputy 'nuclear bomb' Khan - to steal the technology to put paki on moon. I am very confident they will succeed in their mission, that of stealing which is part of their culture but just have no clue how to use it.
olebaj 2 years ago 2
5 years baloch...willbe freeland....frm punjaabi
pakigandubaluchsher 2 years ago 12
Zaid Hamid thinks he can go to the moon by hiring an auto rickshaw. Its going to take Pakis 5 years even to locate where the moon is in the sky. Hahaha.
If Pakis really land on the moon, the moon will be known as the biggest FAILED body in the solar system.
niksaturn 2 years ago 21
hahahahaha awesome comment my friend
thepedomo 2 years ago 18
Thats a great idea. Put all Pakis on the moon, and we all can live in peace.
harrywsu 2 years ago 14
Dont blame Zaid Hamid, he is a former Taliban fighter. Those days the consumption of pure afghan opium really did a bad on him and he started cracking great jokes one after another..
sattydelhi 2 years ago 7
lol...he's just sayin that out of jealousy cuz india is there already and these beggars can only dream.
SUKHOIRULES22 2 years ago
"In 5 years we will be the superpowers of the world"
- Hahahahahaha
Zaid Hamid - THE CLOWN
What a moron!!
ZenChat 2 years ago 12
n his giving GUARANTEE guarantee ha ha HA HA HA ha ha ha i m thinkin abt porki media ha ha ha if there defense anylest is like this then ha ha ha
alksprem 2 years ago 7
Pakistan Chaand pae ? No no ....Zaid kee gaand pae
peacebaba 2 years ago 15
Porkis on the moon ?wat a joke .... thats like saying islam is a religion of peace
thepedomo 2 years ago 15
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Porkis on the moon!! Their sisters on earth getting fucked!!!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha
enigma11235 2 years ago 9
porkis better be satisfied with the crescent on ur flag.. stop begging from west.. and then dream of a mission to moon..
harsh290785 2 years ago 5
This guy is zahid hamid.he is d biggest idiot u cn fnd on d planet...hahaha (no need to go 2 moon)
he is schizophrenic...he gvs a feel gud factor to poor porki kids who actually believe thy wl b on moon hvin ice creams there and playing cricket..lol
actualy porkistan is in such a bad irrecoverable defunct situation that they need village idiots like him to come up& talk high&illogically hilarious stuff abt a country like pakistan, so the madrasa going populous think they r the super power..lol
tutu1234 2 years ago 8
The only 'moon' this nigger's gonna see in his lifetime is his mamma's ass.
Shut your trap Zaid Hamid. We've had enough of you.
tupac175 2 years ago 25
They better satisfy with the moon on their flag..lol......... and a star....hahahahahha lol
TheWarriorIndian 2 years ago 18
The only 'star' they're gonna get is that lovable jewelery down under.
This man just don't cut it.
Pakistan's China-made satellite was to launch years ago. To date, there is no word on the issue.
Pussysthan moves from one ass-fletched pussy to another. They end up frothing at the mouth and cybermasturbating over themselves, even as we make slow, gradual progress.
Don't loose your shrub cuz you wanna get to the moon.
tupac175 2 years ago 6
5 saal mein pakistan ke hath mein katora hoga china aur america se bhik mangne ke liye.
farhan0ahmed 1 year ago 2
lolzzzz. who is this guy? damn funny...looks like the great pakistan laughter challenge to me.. he made me laugh so hard.. guys do keep on posting videos like these...plss.....
talwarraja 2 years ago 3
tommyphilipFUCKEDBY2000PAKS... ....badshakle indickn jammadar ...NOW FUCK OFF....... AND DON'T BOTHER FOLLOWING JANAB ZAID HAMID. HE AINT A WET PUSSY LOVER BUT I AM AND I FUCKED YOU ENOUGH TO LET YOUR WET PUSSY HANG BY A FIVE INCES DIMETERS ACROSS IN YOUR PANY HOLE. BUY DIRTY WHORE, RUNDI KI ULAD DIDRTY SMELLY HINDOOOO HARAMI KUTTY. HUSH HUSH NOW AND DO NOT BARK BACK AT YOUR OLD MASTER, YOU WILL GET PUNISHED.:)))
CowEaterindicka 2 years ago
fuck you bastard PORKI SEE HOW IDIOTIC YOU JANAB ZAHID HAMID THE PORKI PIG IS SQUEALING LIKE A STUPID MORON ..ON WHAT GROUNDS IS HE MAKING SUCH IDIOTIC CLAIMS ..LOOK AT THE CURRENT SHIT OF PORKISTAN....RANDI TERI MAA HAIN JISKO TUH BECHTHA HAIN HEERA MANDI MAIN...TAKI TUJHE CHINKS AUR YANKS APNE LORA CHUSNE DEGA HAHA..
LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER THE HINDUSTANIS AND YOU CAN AVOID GETTING FUCKED BY COWS AND PIGS HAHAHA
YOU MOMS PUSSY IS SOON GONNA WEAR OUT SO KEEP YOU SISTER RANDI OOPS READY HEHE
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
Listen you kanjri hindooo paleeth soorni mother ki ulad, our dicks are big and strong enough for HINDOOOO pussies in indicka. We always banged your fuckin gands and we will gladly carryon fucking you over and over. Just like now through Russia we have fucked your gandu depleted cunt gov. Now gandu like you indicks be thinking how Russia done us in???? LOL
CowEaterindicka 2 years ago
hAIDER2332 MY LUND KE DEWANA HUA CHAKKA BEHAN KE LODE
tERI MAA KI CHOOT MEIN AK-47 DAAL KE USKA POORA MAGAZINE KADAM KARU KYA BEHAN KE TAKKE SAALE TATTE CHAAT MERE KUTTE KA YAHIN HAIN TERA AUKAT
SAALE HARAMI KE NASAL KAALE CHOOT SE NIKALA BADBUDAAR SANDAS HAIDER2332
TERI MAA KO AISA CHODUNGA KI SAALE RANDI CHILLATE CHILATE GAAND PHAT KE MAR JAYEGI
SAALE PORKISTANI LODE KE BAAL MERA LUND PE TUM DEWAANE HAIN YEH MUJHE PATA HAIN LEKIN SAALE TUJHE NAHI DEGA SIRF TERI MAA AUR BEHAN KO MELEGA
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
ABEY O TOMMYPHILIP HINDU KISI GORE KI AULAAD! AB TERI MAAN NE CHALTE CHALTE TUMJHE PAIDA KE DIYA TO MEIN KYA KERUN.
Teri behn ki chut mein mein AK 47 daal ker chalun ga nahiiiiin.. is tarha to us ko maza hi nahin aaye ga. mein to AAGE PEECHE AAGE PEECHE kerun ga...lol
TERI MAAN KO CHODNE KE LIYE TO MUJHE 20 CONDOM LAGANE PADEIN GE. KAFI KHULLI HO GI NAAAAA.
Teri behn ki gand ka to mein deevana tha hi ab to teri maan ki chut ke size ka bhi deewan ho gaya hun..
GAY HIND
Haider2332 2 years ago
bhikhari porky pagla gaya hai...rofl....is ki gaand me dum nahi par samjhta hai ye kisi se kum nahi.
bloody the whole porkistan duniya ka sabse bada bhikhari desh hai...usa ke diye tukhdon pe palne wala ek katkhana kutta hai ye maderchod porkistan..
time pe khana na mile to apne malik usa ko bhi kat leta hai...is type ke kutton se allah bachaye
KaptaanHindustan 2 years ago 3
The CLOWN cracks me up EVERY SINGLE TIME...
He is easily THE FUNNIEST PAKI ALIVE.....
ZenChat 2 years ago
lol... madherchod ye sulla 5 saal mein ek baar thik se sandaas bhi nahi kar sakta...
"super power banega" ... aur duniya ka faisla pakistan se horaha hoga :)))
ja ja gandu ja, jakar susu karke soja benchod porkistani..
utubekhiladi 2 years ago
haha..Earth also related to Allah. If a Pakistani can step onto this then y not moon u dumb vegeterian GANDIAN???
Haider2332 2 years ago
Earth is related to Allah and moon is also related to Allah that' s the reason why porky assholes can't reach there....cause Allah doesn't want these pigs with their AK-47's and extremist mentality trying to kill aliens on the moon as well :P
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
Forget the moon. We r thinking about Earth first cuz there r so many swine eaters and PISS DRINKERS still on earth. They r damaging the ozone with their farts.
Let us fuck them with our AK 47 and then we ll take on aliens okay.
Haider2332 2 years ago
Thinking about Earth for what reason what are your achievements on Earth other than Camel Piss drinking and Lund sucking dekh saale behan chod mein Islam ko gali nahi dena chahta you know why?? Because there are more Muslims here in India than the Entire populationg of Porkistan ....
Speaking about AK-47's jaake dekh teri maa ki choot mein Taliban kya gusa rahe hain bhosdike bhadwe randi ki choot ke nasal
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
Tommyphilip kisi kutti maan ke bachhe.I m thinking about earth cuz ur kinda COW COLA DRINKERS are there.... Teri maan ke chodu jo pakistan mein aaye the un ko Army ne chod diya hai mubarak ho. Teri maan ke thokku ab dunya mein nahin hein.
Taliban to aik din teri chut mein ghus ker hi rahein ge tu kuch bhi ker le. India ne shuru kiya hai aur ab hum tumhare GANDIA ki gand maarein ge..
Tu AK 47 ki baat na ker. tum to sirf dangey hi ker sakte ho geedar ki aulaad saaley Gandian.
Haider2332 2 years ago
Haider is the son of some small dicked Chinese pig eater hahaha....
Go and drink your Camel Piss you fuctard kanjar ki aulad porkistani suwar ki phuddi se nikala H1N1 ke putter
Teri maa ki Kaale choot mein mera Kutta mutega saale behan de takke....jaa Amrika or China aur Saath mein Japan ke bhi laand chaat saale kutte ke nasal .
Teri maa ko sadak par bita kar uski gaand mein chain saw dal ka use pull start karro
Uski choot mein ek umbrella gusa ka use koloo??
PORKISTANI RANDI KE AULAD
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago 4
TOMMY is the son of a BIGGG PUSSY keepers son. He just dropped down on the street when her RANDI mother was walking to her job...(mangal pandey)
Drinking ur COW COLA, in this way u can avoid this H1N1 virus. but u ll get COW FLU..hahah
Teri maan to SUBAH se hi DUTY per chali gaee ho gi naaa. uss ko to SADAK per chudwaane ki bajaye BED per hi bohot maza aata hai...haha
Teri behen ki chut mein kisi taalibaan ki AK 47 daal ker fiiiiire nahinnnnnnnn
balke aage paache kerun o kissi
Haider2332 2 years ago
HAIDER2332 IS THE SON OF A COWARDLY PIG THAT FUCKED HIS WHORE OF A MOM WITH HIS FLACID DICK AND RAN AWAY FEARING THAT THE MIGHT BE BEATEN TO DEATH CAUSE PIGS ARE UNHOLY HAHAHA
DRINK YOUR CAMEL COLA AKA zAM zAM COLA HAHAHAH...IN THIS WAY YOU WILL GET H1N1 JUST LIKE BUT YOU WILL SURELY GET MAD COW.
tERI MAA AUR BEHAN ROZZ AATI HAIN SALWAR UPAR KARKE CHOOT FAILAKAR....MERE TALWAY KE LIYE....MEIN UNKI SALWAR KE ANDAR MERA LAMBA TALWAR GUSA DETA HOON HAHAHA...
i FUCKED YOUR MOM AND YOU SISTER
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
Fuck you bastard son of pig Haider son of some bhush whack....teri maa ki choot mein Porki ka lund....chal saale kaale choot ke nasal ullu ke patte madarchod :-))
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago 2
Tommi teri mein bhen ko pork khila ke chodun o kisi padosi ke bache.
Teri maan to pata nahin kahan kahan gaee ho gi apna DNA kerwa le kahin to kisi Paki ka bacha to nahin jo paki lund choosne ke liye yaha aata hai.
U swine flju ki aulaad. Haraami. U BABY
B4 MARRIAGE....
Haider2332 2 years ago
Leave islam and come to india, we will give you food, water, dignity and shelter from taliban.
Allahhhhh hooooooooooo fuckrrrrrrrrrr
Hahahaha.
addy030277 2 years ago
ooo ho ho ho... Now u pretending to be a US citizen...hmm
Come back on earth mann. This attitude suits Americans not GANDIANS. U provide food to ur young one's first. Todays news is that every 5th child in India dont have enough food. As a result they r weak.
U get them food first and then talk about us..u COWS PISS DRINKERS.
nd watch SLUMDOG MILLIONARE...u ll get some reality.
Haider2332 2 years ago
When did I pretend to be a US citizen you piggistani behan ka toku.....I was speaking in Hindi and you jumped to the fact that I am pretending to be a US citizen?? LMAO first of all go see what USA is doing to your mother and sister along with the Talibunnies in SWAT valley they are blowing you moms pussy and your sisters cunt is getting rammed by their M1 Abrams .And we all know the news and how Pakistani's dont have any food or clothes that's the reason why you dim witts are begging for ever
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago 3
haha. Its Waaar man its war. It happens thats y our brave soldiers are giving their lives to prevent this.
Watch MANGAL PANDEY to see what the British did to ur HINDU MOTHER AND SISTERS. They made a special place for all of them and every night put their white cock into their brown pussy and ass holes.
I know u dont worry about it cuz it is still happening in India. All of u like when ur SISTER DANCE infront of thousands.
U say SEE HOW MY DIDI DANCE...
Shame on u Indian BEGHAIRAT
Haider2332 2 years ago
Hah han its war I know thats why ur Fucking PORKISTANIs are sucking the Chinese and USAs white dick sala teri maa aur behan ki bund abhi bhi maar raha hain USA Swat valley mein aur tum apni maa aur behan ko Heera Mandi mein bechte hain.wahi logon ko jinhone teri maa aur biwi ki choot mein MOOTH DIYA HAIN.HAHAAND WE ARE NOT FUCKING IMBECILES LIKE YOU THAT WE WIL FORCE WOMEN TO WEAR BURQAS TO COVER THEMSELVES UP.AND SALE GHANTH KE PISU DURING THE TIME OF mANGAL PANDEY PORKISTAN WAS A PART OF iNDIA
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
I know u dont force ur DIDI to wear burkas. They were Hindu gals WEST BENGALI teri behenein.
Muslims have always fought with them. from Sirajuddaula to TIPU but u SISTER SELLER HINDUS were committed to provide ur sisters white LUND and u did.
Shame in u HOUNDUSTANI chut ki haddi.
U take free planes and satellite from Israel and send some y??? Jew never make a loss trade...lol
U must have given some of ur Indian DAUGHTERS in reply.
Well done HOUNDUSTANI
Haider2332 2 years ago
i FORCED YOU MOM AND SISTER TO WEAR BURQA BECAUSE OTHER WISE THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL SEE THEIR FACE AND NOTICE WHAT IT IS THAT i HAVE DONE TO THOSE BITCHES AND THAT WILL GIVE ME A BAD NAME THATS THE REASON WHY I DONT WANT TO DO THAT
SHAME ON YOU STUPID PORKISTANI YOU DIDNT HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO UNDERSTAND THAT HAHA
WE TAKE FREE PLANES AND SATELLITES? HAHA JOKE OF THE CENTURY IF YOU HAVE PROOFS POST THE LINKS HERE OTHERWISE GO FUCK YOUR MOM KALA SADA HUA BHOSDA HAHA
YOU GO BEG FROM us
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
U cant force ur SISTER to wear burqa bcoz she dont wana listen to ur crap, how can u force it to someone else....TOMMY.
This Janam ur SISTER and mother have done what ever they have done, just worrry about the next janam.
Better force them burka so that they dont play with PUBLIC LUNDS...lol
INDIA GOT 5 PLANES and sattellite FROM ISRAEL FREE of charge, a month ago. U can type it in google or u tube and u wll find it out.
U mother sellers HOUNDUSTANI. Shame on u..thu thu
Haider2332 2 years ago
Unlike you force your sister or mom to suck Amrikan and Chini dicks hehe..look at you porki beggar selling your sister to Amrika and chini wala's for a penny
and give proof saying that India got planes and satellites from Israel free of charge LMAO...give me the link you fucking imbecile porki bastard
Go sell your mom in heera mandi and get some money to feed yourself you fucking weakling..
Pakistan get's everything by selling their daughter's wifes and sisters porki chootiye
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
AND TELL ME SOMETHING WHY IS IT THAT THE PAKI BITCHES WHO ARE ABROAD DONT WEAR ANY BURQAS HAHA
i THINK THEY WANT TO FLAUNT THEMSELVES AFTER ALL THAT THE BURQA SHIT TRAPS THE HEAT IN THOSE BITCHES AND MAKES IT SMELL WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS HAHA
YOU SON OF MY LUND HAIDER2332
SHAME ON YOU MY SON I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU I WONDER WHAT YOUR MOM IS DOING WITH ALL THAT "AIDS" THAT I HAVE SEND HER HEHE MAY BE SHE IS SHOVING IT UP HER LEAKY PUSSY.
SAALE PORKI GIVING PORKI PUSSY FOR AIDS BEGGARS
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
haaahahah. If u talk about abroad. Do u know what ur HINDU SISTERS are doing here???
U talk about burku, these HINDU GALS hardly wear anything. Every one of my PAKI friend has got some of ur sisters. Some has had more than half a dozen. They are too many here mann.
Few of my HINDU female friends have had Pakistani Boyfriends and when those guys didnt marry them, they married WHITES but not INDIAN.
I asked them y and they go.. "They r not charming...."
hahah. u HOUNDUSTANIS shiiit
Haider2332 2 years ago
And what right do you have to talk about abroad? LMAO.
Whats the use of wearing burqa's other than for hiding that ugyness in your women
your Porki bitches are all illiterate air heads they are infertile and have low mortality rates
lolss no wonder why Porkistani's are dying day by day
its because you morons are infertile that all the Amrika and Chini wala's come to your home and fuck you mom and sister so that they dont have to worry about illegit bastards knocking at their door one day
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
Were ARE YOU PORKIS BASTARD TERI AMMI JAAN KI GAAND MEIN JAAKE CHUPE HO KYA BEHAN KE LODE BAHAR NIKALO TERI BUND PAR AISI LAAT MARUNGA KI TUM KABHI SOCH BHI NAHI PAOGE.
BAHAR NIKAL SAALE DARPORK OOPS DARPOK HEHEH
SAALE PORKISTANI BHADWE RANDI KE PILLE
TERI MAA HEERA MANDI KI SABSE SASTI RANDI JISKI CHOOT HAIN CHINI AUR USA KI NISHAANI HAHAHA
TERI BIWI KO BHI BECH YAHAN BORDER PEE SAALI KI SALWAR UPAR KARKE AISE MAROONGA KI RANDI KI CHOOT PHIR SILWANE KE LIYE TUM USA MEIN JAANA PADEGA
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
Mein yahin hun kissi zang lagi chut se nikli aulaad.
Kya mein teri maan ki chut mein ghuss gaya hun jo bahar nikal aaun???
O HOUNDUSTANI ki aulaad. Hindu banyey, teri to gand peeli ho jaye gi tu merey saamne bhi aa gaya to.
Sub bolti band ho jaye gi. Tere HINDU bhai bade dekh liye hein mein ne.
Jab saamne hote hein to behen dene ko bhi tayyar aur u tube per sher.
Chuutiye to ATOM BOMB bhi le ker mere saamne aa jaye na to bhi dar nahin. Tum sirf dange kerne waali qaum ho.
COWS PISS
Haider2332 2 years ago
Tuh yahi rehana saale chinal ke aulad...teri maa ki choot mein aab Amriki kaffiron ne hell fire missiles tok raha hain
tuh wahan laudabad mein rehkar chini gaand chaat saale madarchod lode ke baal porkistani bhadwa
Atom Bomb banayi hamein tumhari maa ki choot mein dalne ke liye
stupid porkis dont even have common sense to make a pencil
you stole your nuclear technology from Chinese and North Korea haha stupid dick sucker HAIDER2332
son of my dick..say hai to your mom and sis for me;-)
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
Bastard, gaand me mirchi lagi naa... bhikmange ki nasal...dont pretend to be educated you backward low life peace of shit. I guess what you say means its ok to beg in front of america. Proud pakistani.. ha ha ha..bhikhari.
addy030277 2 years ago
haha. Abey tu phir aa gaya apni behen ko le ker.
O chutiye go and check. INDIA IS THE BIGGEST RECIPIENT of UN AID...
U r making money by showing ur SISTER's NAVEL CAVITY and tell us ur economic position. thu thu yukk.
We ll rather beg than doing this. now u ll take money from UN to implement GAY RIGHTS facilities in ur HOUNDUSTAN.
Now where is ur religion????
Ask any PANDIT if hunduism support this.
U have left hinduism and following only WEST.
BEGHAIRAT HOUNDUSTANI
Haider2332 2 years ago
DONT RUN LIKE A SQUEALING PIG READY TO BE SLAUGHTERED SON OF UGLY KAALE CHOOT KE NASAL..
YOU GIVE ME YOUR SISTER BLACK CHOOT AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY DAIRY MILK FOR YOUR TEA HEHEH
IS WAQT MEIN YEH PESH KARNA CHAHTA HOON KI SAALE HAIDER2332 MEIN TUMHARA BAAP HOON
TRANSLATION: HAIDER2332 i AM YOU FATHER YOU ARE MY ILLEGIT SON I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN 1947 AND YOU WERE BORN HA
YOU GIVE YOUR SKINNY SOLDIERS TO BE SLAUGHTERED TO THE UN AND BEG FOR MONEY SIMILARLY NOW SELL ME YOUR SISTER AND DAUGHTER =))
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
TOMMYPHILLIP, I dont even wana own u cuz ur mother was fucked by hundreds of people and then u were born. Dont know who is ur actual father.
This is clear from ur name that ur HINDU but ur name is ENGLISH..hahaha
u have changed ur father once again..very sad.. but i can understand ur COW's PISS DRINKER and u can do it surely.
Ur sister dont even burka and I guarantee u that she is not virgin at all. U can go and ask her.I think it ok for u cuz it happens in WEST too.
FUCK HOUNDUSTAN
Haider2332 2 years ago
hAIDER2332 THE SON OF MY LUND,i OWN YOU AND YOUR ENITRE FAMILY CAUSE i AM YOUR MASTER YUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS MY SEX SLAVE.yOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOUR FATHER IS? WELL HERE IS A HINT THE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER IN MY NAME AND ENDS WITH THE LETTER IN MY NAME AS WELL HEHE
AND I AM NOT A HINDU I RESPECT ALL RELIGIONS IT IS SAFE TO ASSUME THAT YOUR MAD RASA EDUCATION IS TOO STUPID TO GIVE TO FREE THINKING LIKE THAT BUT HOWEVER YOUR MOTHERS PUSSY IS FREE FOR ALL REGARDLESS =))
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
haha.. U r behaving like an MAD INDIAN COW...Dont worry TOMMYPHILLIP, one day u will find ur father out.
He might be drunk in Mumbai waiting for some other prostitute to serve him..cuz ur mum must be old now isnt it.
Ur mother dont have pussy. Its gone beyond that..It havs become a big PUSSSSSSSYYYYYY.
U fucking HINDU HOUNDUSTANI
Haider2332 2 years ago
hehe PORKISTANI PIGLET WHY ARE YOU SQUEALING like a pig which got it's dick chopped off by the chinese hehehe
I told you that I am your father you stupid SON OF MY DICK HAIDER2332
ur mother pussy juice is used to satisfy the thirst of my kutta
YOU FUCKING PORKIY BEHAN KE LODE
INCESTUOS PIG FUCKER
YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IS A BANKRUPT CREATION OF SOME RUPTURED CONDOM
HAHAHA....PHAT GAYI PORKI MAA KE LODO KE GAAND MEIN HYDROGEN BOMB HEHAHAH
ISKO KEHATE HAIN KADE LAAND PE DANDA
=))
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
tommyphilipFUCKEDBY2000PAKS.......TARI MAA KO MAA CHODU, PALEETH HINDOOOOOOOO. I WILL GLADLY FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR HARAMZADI MATA SITA FOR GIVING BIRTH TO A SOOOOOOR HINDOOOOOOO GAND CHOD HARAMI LIKE YOU. GANDU DARE SAYING IT TO OUR FACES? AND I BET YOU WILL PISS IN YOU FUCKING PANTY, THAT I PUT ON YOU GANDU RENT BOY.TARI MAA KI GAND MAA PAK KA LUND.KUTTY KI ULAD ABUSING OTHERS FOR NO REASON YOU FUCKING CUNT.
CowEaterindicka 2 years ago
CowEaterindicka fucked by a cow in his hairy ass
ABEY CHINAL KE CHOOT SE NIKALA LODE KE BAAL ....TERI MAA KI CHOOT MEIN JINNAH KI BULLAH SAALE HARAMI KE NASAL CHOOTIYE TERI MAA KI KAALE CHOOT MEIN SUWAR KA LAAND SAALE PORKISTANI...PIGLET
I SHAT IN YOUR MOTHER ABNORMAL WIDE MOUTH WHICH IS GETTING WIDER DAY BY DAY AFTER SUCKING MY KAWKKK YOU STUPID MORON PAKI JUVENILE SON OF SOME STUPID YANKI OR CHINKI LOLSSS
TERI MAA KI PORKISTANI CHOOT MEIN HINDUSTANI LORAY SAALEY
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago
tommyphilipFUCKEDBY2000PAKS... ....OYE HARAMI YOU ARE BARKING AT YOUR MASTERS??? HOW DARE YOU, SOOOR KI GAND??? KUTTY MUST KEEP DOWN WITH THEIR MASTERS NOT TURN AROUND AND BARK. HUSH PUPY HUSH, SIT ON MY DICK AND HAVE A GOOD RIDE RENT CHKENY BADSHAKALE HINOOOOOO WIDE GAND LONDY.TARI MAA KI PUDHI MAA SARY PAKISTANI MEN KAY LUND IN AND OUT ALL THE TIME. YOUR MOTHERS BEG FOR MORE AND WE GIVE THEM HUNGERY BEGR RUNDIS MORE. COME AND SIT ON MY ACKING COCK PUFF FAGGOT. COME ON NOW PUPPY TIME TO BED.
CowEaterindicka 2 years ago
tERI MAA DI GOLDEN PHUDDI MEIN SAALE KAALE SUWAR KA BUND GUSA KAR USKA KURMA BANADOONGA...LITERALLY IN 5 YEARS I GURANTEE YOU THAT YOU WILL HAVE A BROTHER WHO IS THE SON OG MY LUND LIKE THIS HAIDER2332 HEHEH WHAT HAPPENED STUPID PORKI BHADWE HE CALLED YOU HERE FOR BACK UP OR WHAT STUPID PORKISTANI NIGGER AKA BEGGAR BEHAN KE LODE CHOOT KE KURME HAHAHAH MOOH ME LE MERA I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU MONEY THROUGH CHINA AND USA BITCHES PORKI SON OF RANDI OF HEERA MANDI HEHEHE
tommyphilip2000 2 years ago