Maynard Beats Fan

[juliannedavisify]

Maynard= world's greatest troll.

[juliannedavisify]

I want to wear this video on a shirt. Maynard= world's greatest troll.

[lurch840]

@level80irl lol, laughable

[buffbrandon1]

He would beat all of your asses, trust me he ain't afraid of people.

[Level80irl]

Doubt it~ he would have problem fightin me trust me

[tim140383]

One of the most powerful songs ever, this idiot deserved what he got, if you are hearing tool play this and you think you are a 12 year old at a nickleback gig you may as well shoot yourself.

[Level80irl]

I love this band but I would beat the fuck out of him after for holding me like that

[blazerdude89]

@Level80irl why cause your dumb ass decided to walk on his stage at his performance while hes trying to give all the paying fans a good show, you sir are very ignorant. that guy got what he deserved i personally would have front kicked him back into the crowd and i bet james would beat your ass.

[Erik1495]

lmao the funniest thing is that the guiar player and the bass they dont sopt thery are just in trance !!!

[maynards1fan]

only maynard can choke a guy and while singing he is amazing

[PapaLazarou3322]

a crap steak,smothered in dictators!!!!!!

[MrSoldier492]

Theres some of that combative training maynard learned with his time in the army. lol

[TheFBM2011]

@MrSoldier492 yah exactly

[Phendraana]

I could die happy if this had happened to me.

[jamrush123]

what a fucking badass :D

[snapsecret420]

yea.. pretty hard to take down an admiring fan when hes so stoked to see you that he wants to hug you...then get him in a rear naked choke....ffs maynard... the man obviously wasnt going to hurt him..

[MrSoldier492]

@snapsecret420 its the principle of the matter. that guy was not supposed to be up there and was disrupting the show. and plus we all know maynards not a people person

[TheCARNEDU]

Woot! Nice hip throw Maynard. Freaking dudes a purple in bjj.. stupid fan

[gsmcgregor]

Figures Maynard would use the rear-naked choke.....one-handed and still singing......deadly!

[WallysaurRex]

that has to be one of the weirdest experiences ever

[JENNIBACH]

bjj in the HOUSE!

[sw1tched]

@JENNIBACH hahahaha MMA he should try it out

[Quebeconnect]

lol he just figured he would sing on the ground with the fan in his arms, doesn't seem like the guy minds too much, still jammin, he didn't really hurt him at all.

[yoyoguy435]

41 people got their asses kicked by maynard.

[simental9]

Maynard can kick all kinds of ass. he doesnt even miss a beat while choking the guy out. He's a role model of mine now.

[Sysforlife]

Is that real? It looks massively staged.

[Phantus00]

Unreal...."pushing me on the ground"...hilarious.

[capthamburg]

Maynard is so badass!

[alexisnaranjo]

Jesus, don't fk with my vocals bro, COME AT ME BRO!

[MommaLo421]

Stradle* :P

[MommaLo421]

That was pretty fuckin' awesome. What a lucky guy! I wish Maynard would throw me to the ground, stadle and choke me, while singing.. ;) But you fuckin' nerds and your MAYNARD TRIVIAAAAA!!! Shut up! LOL!

[Schectler]

That the most multi tasking I've seen him do live

[puberis]

@Schectler True that! He hardly even went off key too!

[Coffeerush13]

rock on maynard =] rock on.

[HelloCreepshow]

YEAH ASSHOLE HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT?! THAT MAN WAS A FOWARD OBSERVER IN THE MILITARY! FUCKIN' SNEAK UP ON HIM LIKE THAT! FOWARD OBSERVED YOUR ASS TO THE FLOOR BITCH! LMAO I crack myself up.

[506jimbob]

i thought he was gonna bum him!

[RandyKelts]

Drops his ass ,and doesn't miss a note!?shouldn't sneak up on people. Lesson learned,hopefully.

[an0id]

SO AWESOME, lol, hes doesnt even fuck it up, just keeps on singing!

[TheRathlok]

* pat pat pat - pionts* '' You're next.''

[Lucanking]

The guy on the bottom should have bridged and shrimped out of Maynards mount.

[raisin22]

hahaha this so epic!

[tlazur]

the lyrics went with that too good, thats for hype

[hoodedmonk117]

Don't get me wrong, Tool is an amazing band. I see why Maynard didn't want that asshole on stage, but was slamming him on stage really necessary?

[MalinTantoDecesso]

@hoodedmonk117 Yes it was :D

[B61zz139]

Wow, Maynard just did a hip throw and a rear choke on that guy... that's so awesome :O

[littlenutrii]

that's hilarious, Maynard's great :D

[HootyInWonderLand]

How the hell did he get passed Maynard's forcefield?

[NoticiblyPhat]

And that's why tools awesome

[Dude11191]

Motherfucker got owned by a philosopher/metal fronman half naked while singing LMFAO! Maynard is too epic.

[RagingDemon89]

Purely JUDO. That was ogoshi straight to hadaka jime.

[G0dspelronin]

@RagingDemon89 Practical Judo 101!Osss

[sirskyview]

not part of the show. the guy is just a drunk fan. maynard is agoraphobic. He's terrified of crowds, it was his reaction to what he felt was the crowd advancing on him.

[sirskyview]

not part of the show. the guy is just a drunk fan. maynard is agoraphobic. He's terrified of crowds, it was his reaction to the crowd stepping in on him.

[er1k93]

Was probably part of the show.

[TheLocalSmoker]

atleast that guy can say hes gottin his ass whipped by maynard during concert

[aiyerk]

wow... that was awesome Jiu-jitsu... he got his hooks in and put him to sleep... all while singing... :)

[HigherLunatic1]

Classic Jui Jitsu. He really let him have it. LOL

[dangleberry9628]

I would be honored to get my ass beat by Maynard Keenan.

[boxboy1111]

that fucker got fucked, fuckin hard fuckin core.

[luvrip4life]

And he continued singing *LOVE*

[MrCrazytater]

And that is the military combat training kicking in.

[SynysterKain]

whoever thinks this was staged. its not. take it from an intellectual. it looked very natural to me. trust me, i can just tell. idk how. i simply just can. but anyways, i love the almost alian like hostility, in the best way possible. as soon as he saw the fan he was like, attack mode

[Slaytounge]

@SynysterKain Your so goddamn pretentious that I hope you're kidding.

[atari3200t]

@SynysterKain >intellectual

>misspelled alien

[JesusTerminator]

not to overanalyze things, but the lyrics kinda go really great with maynard shoving down some crazy fan.

[nywynn89]

First he beat him, then he play with him? :D

[BassBrittany8]

bahah, this just makes him 10 times better . 

[necronominate]

that was killer

[NocturnusOrca]

lmao xDDD

[01X713370101666]

"I can't chew gum and walk at the same time." But he can toss a guy to the ground and continue singing. Look like he knocked the guy out.

[TheAngelofDeath78]

@01X713370101666

standard hip toss to rear naked choke. that takes about three days for and person to learn. the guy looked drunk already.

[iTzaNAZi]

@01X713370101666 ewww heldlock and hes singing in his ear that had to be worth it

[SFU21]

@01X713370101666 i thought they were having sex... :D

[MrSoldier492]

@01X713370101666 good he deserved it.

[tbone81395]

@01X713370101666

lol

[gekori]

xD

[stuwhoknew]

How is this a beat down? more like a love-in

[rodoscrypt]

Guy: " Me want som hugz"

Maynard:"I'll give you som hugz NOOOOOOOT!!!"

[zeldas1]

@rodoscrypt HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Morgothhhh]

He has a purple beltn in BJJ, so no wonder :)

[megamanthehitman]

maynard moves like an alien

[LyrixKN]

Well,he used a tazzmission and decided to continue his song. epic.

[Fidscher]

what did maynard say at 1:42?

[Xbigmike17X]

@Fidscher ready yet? i think

[Xbigmike17X]

In*

[Xbigmike17X]

it even whent along with the song, "im on love with you for touching me"...lol

[Xbigmike17X]

OMG!! that was priceless

[volaris123d]

dude omg the dude is still singing while fucking that dude up...jesus jes just..omg damn i love maynard man.

[iheartart725]

It would be an honor even to be flipped over by maynard.

[emodeth]

Maynard really is a wanker

[parkourfreak27]

@emodeth fuck you

[Dude11191]

@emodeth And your a fag...any truth to that?

[brokenseatbelt]

I bet the victim has a Youtube account and has seen this! Probably commented.

[carnypimp]

wow that was the shit

[gobstopit]

He was like "fuck you sleeper hold Time BITCH"

[xRS23x]

and he continues to sing hahaha and some ppl still say he's not badass.. oh come on!

[IMBACHABRI]

popeye showed him the ways in navy

[halogodzzillia3]

Amry move BEO-TCH!!!

[s117godd]

hahaha -Maynard- hey come get a hug! -flips him- yeah i was in the military dip shit I'll fucking take you out!

[Sentenious]

i would love that

[MountAnalogue]

fuck maynard. tool is great but hes a pretentious wino.

[toxicapathy]

@MountAnalogue put yourself in his position. you're on stage for probably your tenth or something like that show on that tour, you're exhausted and still have the rest of the show to go. a fan gets up on stage and gets in your face. i know that i would definitely be drop kicking that asshole off stage, or impaling him with my guitar. not so pretentious now, eh?

[LOOTbackwords]

perfect song for this to happen

[HeyEatMyShit]

maynard loves luifer.... satanic fuck jew!!!!!!!!

[bckhdabfkh]

@HeyEatMyShit you're an idiot.

[mariusel666]

1:50 he pats him like a dog hahaa

[sdrumz13]

Maynard has studied with the Gracie family.....fact

[murderousbastard83]

Maynard went to West Point. Motherfucker knows how to beat ass.

[newazason]

@murderousbastard83 West point? Hahaha. The guy trains in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

[kablahblah22]

@murderousbastard83 Actually he learned Brazilian Jiu Jitsu from the Gracie family

[patman0455]

@murderousbastard83 He did not.... He went to a military academy preparatory school, with the ultimate goal of getting into Westpoint. Also, they do not show you how to beat ass either.

Source: Went through the same academy in 1995.

[murderousbastard83]

@patman0455 Guess I got the wrong info. Damn you Wikipedia! Lol.

[j4kk4j]

The poor fan probably thought Maynard was going in for a hug

[Vannak201]

Hell yea, haria goshi to rear naked choke, holding a microphone, and barely missing a beat

[Greatsocratesghost]

@Vannak201 looked more like uki-goshi to me.

[jamexxxxxx]

who is maynard?

[RachelMetallica1]

@jamexxxxxx uh, the singer. lol

[MrPLOXPLOXPLOX]

@jamexxxxxx

Wow. Wow. Kill yourself. Now.

[MetalNewsWeekly]

Love how the maynard holds him for such a long time and keeps singing. What skill

[mrKottakot]

Заачёётно! =))

[KingZerxst]

Judo toss to rear naked; quite impressive, Maynard. Quite impressive indeed.

[Atarismum]

One thing that may have been mentioned... you don't mess with X military! I love the Butt F**k crab crawl pose that he has this dude in... Awesome!

[RainBow0BuBBles]

Maynard knows a rear naked choke AWESOME!!!

[Batman83]

That was a raping not beat down.

[vanvalydir]

i hope that retard enjoyed it because he probably got sued by everyone involved in putting on the show

[shetarynitup]

holy shit what i would give to be in that guys shoes..... maynard you can beat my ass any day :D

[killer7895123]

Well Maynard was in the army so yeah.

[Cubeculture]

Hah! Keeps singing while he has him in a choke! Classic. Guess he really doesn't need any security.

[strappingyounglass27]

Huggggggz..... NOTTTTT.

[Justincog]

the "piece of my miiiiind" scream must just have busted his ears...I guess he is numb now :D

[shizzka55]

That must be the best moment of that kids life

[Sularius]

@shizzka55 no shit huh??? he's holding his fist up like FUCK YEAH I"M GETTING CHOKED BY MAYNARD!!! lol

[shizzka55]

@uvebeenamirified this isnt spam. He might not be able to chew gum and walk but he can sing and throw down with out missing a beat.

[1983essy]

love how maynard never misses a note during it all

[TehEvilWolf]

That was SO great XD

[MrDemonpoetry]

LOL! fuck maynards awsome lol x )

[MsBiggestpimp]

he had the best view

[djline2]

weird

[Beenyad]

I love how he just continues singing while stuggling with the guy on the floor.

[jtwidmer]

Anyone who trains in brazillian jiu jitsu knows that no, there really isn't much muscle flexing going on, its about being able to hold someone in a position without depending on physical strength, hence why BJJ was created by an 80 year old man, and a 185 lbs man (Royce Gracie) was able to defeat so many larger opponents.

[alittel07]

I love Tool and I think this was staged. That guy didn't struggle at all and MJK was able to continue singing while supposedly 'subduing' the fan. Sorry, most of keeping someone in a choke like that is flexing diaphram and core muscles along with the leveraged choking arm. There's no doubt to me, in my opinion, that this was staged.

And to you who said 'what a beating'. I didn't see a single punch, slap, or shove. The slam was half assed as well. Weak sauce.

[Skepsis0Metal]

Or maybe just because he was a fan who meant no harm and just wanted to hug or get close to Maynard. If I did that and suddenly got flipped on my ass by him, I'd stay down with minimal effort to. No use fighting back if nothing bad is happening already.

[5t3ady]

@alittel07 wow way to not know anything about chokes. I like how you try to make it sound like you know what you're talking about. However the position he was in he had all the leverage he needed without struggling with his upper body. Therefore he could sing. And why would he stage this? What could this possibly add to the song. gg

[Darkaero199]

@alittel07 hard to struggle when you have someone as strong as maynard puting you in a choke hold after throwing you over his back (have you seen how buff he is?)

[leonel1993]

I think even Maynard could kick Kimbo Slice's ass

[EvilDeadJoe]

Maynard wrestled in his West Pint days and is a practitioner of Jiu Jitsu so that guy rushing the stage had no idea what an ass kicking was waiting for him.

[iAshtonss]

anyone whos saying this is fake is a complete retard. manyards got some jiu Jitsu experience!

[raztacore]

omg! LOL!!!

FAKE AS HELL

[dtangerine]

jajajajajajajjaajjaj now i love him even more!

[TheColdBore]

Looks staged, not saying that to discredit tool. I love them, but come on. The dude was in to it, I don't think JMK was hurting him.

[S1W2E3D]

@TheColdBore definitely not staged maynard FUCKED him up and then feels bad about it so he starts patting his back and shit you cann tell man that shit was fuuckked up.

[bosshog7169]

@TheColdBore

How can you love Tool and not think it would be awesome to get in a fight with Maynard on stage as he is still rocking while he is beating your ass. This is real and awesome and that guy rocks for not being douchey about it.

[falconseries]

Traditional Jiu Jitsu!!!!!!!! Woooooooowwwww! :O

[porkroach]

when did maynard join wwe

[VictorC53]

super army man maynard

[ftsmoo]

2006? i saw this last summer at the all points west fest in jersey city. staged.

[sw1tched]

Hahah hip slam then a rear naked choke....get him in MMA!!!!!!!

[duder303]

I wouldn't say ''beats fan'' but that was awesome, kept signing during a choke hold.

[GTAruns]

LOLOLOLOL MAYNARD JUDO THROWS A NOOB AND KEEPS ON SINGING!!!!! Don't eff with Mr. Keenan! He will choke a dude OUT!

[Grapes6t9er]

Although I doubt it was staged cause thats just lame, Maynard has stated that he can't do two things at once and "has trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time", in some interview i cant remember. so meh

[Tacticalstew]

Haha I would feel honored to be choke slammed by Maynard

[cerpinvismund]

Maynard is boss.

[tsadavid4205000]

looks like the the fan wanted to hug him or something......and he got slammed instead

[fearbeforejoey]

OWNED.

don't mess with Maynard, you will LOSE.

[MonsterMetalMusic]

lol i love how he keeps singing

[DzeboVolodija]

He fucking pwned that guy!

[cjgone2]

lol i dont know whether i'd be scared or happy to be that close to maynard

[leetface2]

maynard's jiujitsu lessons with the Gracie family really paid off here

[leetface2]

maynard's jiujitzu lessons with the Gracie family really paid off here

[RijenRijen]

i fucking would beat him up the singer what a moroooon

[mrhubar]

@RijenRijen No,he'll beat you up and your beanie man. Twat.

[mikedwn]

LMAO - and still able to belt out a note!!!!!! That guy was a TOOL!

[TheTrevor101]

Best day of his life!!!!!

[TheTrevor101]

the little guy kept his rock fist strong!

[deadman192837]

fucking epic!!!!!