Demetri Martin - What's In My Bag?

[Ryu12543]

Isn't this place in California? Trevor Strnad from The Black Dahlia Murder goes here. I wish I had a place like this to go.

[ecwlee11]

i went to ameoba to try to buy a mitch hedberg tape but demitri martin bought em all

[BigUpToNJ]

oh fuck golden girls... mom made me watch that shit... awwww fuck gilmore girls... sister made me watch that... demetri throw in some maxi pads in your bag fuck

[vanilla00fluff]

He is so cool.

[naruhina102]

GILMORE GIRLS!

[wangobangodango]

is that jimmy fallon in the glasses with demitri martin?

[Neverhitboxes]

@wangobangodango Well you got the Jimmy part right. But no.

[dirtylarry69]

Siuper furry animals " Radiator " is one of my all time favorites .I heard Demons and fell in love

[passeriformes33]

octo proj.

[jenzeppelin]

Demetri! :)

[HarmonicaHerald]

octopus project!

[bandgeek89]

He came to my school for our Homecoming and I got a picture with him! He was really nice!

[orenji196]

I love this man.

[sarahmantooth]

demetri and i can watch gilmore girls after we do it just sayin

[GumBeatingTV]

@sarahmantooth trying to be funny comment fail.

[sarahmantooth]

@GumBeatingTV i wasn't joking...

[GumBeatingTV]

@sarahmantooth cock.

[lxtrmblthmyrkgrhmcxn]

GOLDEN GIRLS LMAO ;)

[sleazebee]

i've got testicles and semen in mine

[mozartfx1]

If worse comes to worse, he could always join a Beatles cover band. ~

[Chemical373g]

lmfao!



[canilive0102]

octopus project is the tits!

[3a3oom]

Yeah hes pretty great...ladies

[kittenpanda101]

the music playing in the background is some of the music he's buying, and it's some crazy stuff.

[spacitydrummer4JC]

Wow, he's so awkward.

[nat4u235]

Times New Viking fuck yeah!!!

[riolurocks8]

"Super furry animals" XD

[jackthesedays]

he went to yale

[ericmsandoval]

@jackthesedays Cool story, bro

[bilbobaggins84]

imagine hanging with this dude while you're stoned? priceless

[AngelJoyCN]

heart!!!!!!!!!!

[hannahbananaboo12345]

i love demetri martin!!!! i wanna marry him!!!! :)

[bloucou]

every album eh picked up i have at least three songs of on my ipod. I love you, Demetri Martin.

[doyouthinkicare444]

i invented a game with a similar name called whats in my sack, here's how you play go to school every day with a sack containing a mysterious item and dont tell anyone what that item is have them guess they can look at the sack a method that only gives a few clues or they can feel it but only if they say "can i feel youre sack" the same basic rules apply if the want a smell related clue but you substitute sniff for feel then try to contain giggling after it is said the one who gets it first wins

[illutionist02]

octopus project is amazing. sweet that they started out with it

[deathbypowerglove]

I was so bummed I didnt have the time to make it to Amoeba :( when i was near that area

Rasputin was cool though

[DavidAngelMedina]

I really hope the GG's was a joke....don't watch it Demetri!!!!!

[ZeroZX999]

@DavidAngelMedina IT'S A TRAP!

[DavidAngelMedina]

@ZeroZX999 It sure is, my aunt like it...I had no idea why!

[ZeroZX999]

@DavidAngelMedina She must've been Brain washed! @_@

[daydreamer316]

@ahm911 jack johnson is very chill. i love him as well =]

[tintinjokes]

I asked google to define Demtri Martin, google couldnt define him because he was too awesome!

[Unarchetype]

<3 Octopus Project.

[haimom1]

hes so awesome!!

[alexdreia]

I neeeeeed to marry him! :I

[RosethornRosey]

dude i cant believe michael toshs show replaced demetri martins!

its messed up

[RapturesLittleSister]

@RosethornRosey Michael Tosh? I'm pretty sure it's Daniel Tosh but... I could be wrong.

[TheNeonTide]

@RosethornRosey it didnt. DANIEL tosh's show replaced the soup.... sort of

[ShadowMaskTheCat]

@TheNeonTide the soup is much better though

[TheNeonTide]

@ShadowMaskTheCat agreed. tosh.0 is only about web crap

[NeebsLucas11]

@TheNeonTide

I like Tosh.0 and Demetri a bunch, usually I would hate vulgar nasty crap like Tosh.0 but he's so charismatic and silly that I just can't not like him :P

[deviantgirl86]

@ShadowMaskTheCat: I don't know. Joel and Demetri are good in different ways. Joel's comedy is good, obviously funny kinda stuff. But Demetri's. He puts real thought into his comedy. It's things you never realized were funny,until he points it out. AND then you just can't stop laughing!!

[jaybyrd570]

ELEPHANT 6! Yes! He is fucking awesome!

[SOADafi]

times new viking fan? he be my best friend!

[mrsskagtrendy]

does he say Alison Six?

who are they?

[tjyff]

@mrsskagtrendy Elephant six, a buncha lo fi bands e.g. Neutral Milk Hotel

[FuckBieber]

I FUCKING LOVE HIS BEATLES HAIR!!!!

[alexdreia]

@FuckBieber ME TOO!

[asib578]

the octopus project fucking rules

[bringdabeat]

I LOVE THIS MAN.

[bearboy01]

Is that really what he's buying? lol.

[12345dogs54321]

Golden Girls for the win!!!

[coreykidperson1]

the octopus project in the beginning!!! :D

i love that band haha

[shlintik]

Uh... Who the fuck do I talk to about getting the last three minutes of my life back?

[ting280]

@shlintik did u watch it twice?  it's only 1min 38 sec long...

[cartogropher]

@ting280 ROFL



[GreenArrow753]

The Octopus Project FTW

[z1inspector]

i like him alot  BUT WTF was that? lol

[Blemon16]

Demetri Martin just seems so down toearth. I honestly believe that he is who he says he is.

[isaoandsoichiro]

he should definitely get gilmore girls!

[KarasuTakama]

Demetri's so down to earth. He's just. . . yeah.

[Sophiieee98LuvsJakee]

WTF

[ranmason]

lol i thought he said alison six

[vampireninja97]

Demitri's into some interesting stuff...

[JohnLennonIsTheLove]

He's makin' shit up as he goes along.

XD

[dakoton104]

YAY Golden girls!

[mcrishlife123321]

hahaha wtf

guy: hey demitri! whatcha buyin??

demitri: (shit gotta make somethin up...golden girls and gilmore girls. awesome.)

[PearWithAPistol]

hahahaha martin's just makin' shit up

[PrehistoricLoathing]

he seemed a bit pissed off.

[vividprana]

did demitre martin come in a store and you aske him to do that because your so lucky if you did lol

[superlou1s]

Lol he's just making shit up, gotta love it.

[handonrip]

lol i love the gilmore girls.....

[astrovan14]

i hope you don't mean garbage in a derogatory way.

[DoctorTchock]

@astrovan14 Are there any other connotations of garbage...?

It's not like I care what he listens to, he's a really funny guy, so whatever.

[astrovan14]

@DoctorTchock haha unfortunately no

[vamptasticnatalie]

"it seems like the girls are in all of them so that way i can get a sense of who they are" lol

[AndThenWeRunAway]

the first song is truck by the Octupus Project

[DizzleGalore]

Super furry animals are the shit!

[KawaiiOtome]

i love the golden girls! awesome!

[Mikalino13]

Haha. Gilmore Girls. That would so work.

[mclvstac]

thats why hes hilarious

[amazincrzazn789]

golden girls!!! he's hilarious he make jokes by doing nothing

[killbot999]

yo wats that song called at the beginning of the video ??? cuz i forgot =p so ya just lemme no plz thx

[Psalm273]

its truck by octopus project

[Chully109]

I think I love him =(

[Creepy000Corruption]

shut up you've never met the guy.

[Koji178]

lol teachin them whose the boss

[ruthg10]

He has great taste in music this is awesome

[drummerdude1002]

No kidding! That is so cool. Octupus Project rocks!

[MFHshow]

gotta love the girls! i love u DM!!!

[astrovan14]

He really is a lot like Mitch they don't exactly tell jokes as much as they share humorous observations...and good job demetri for goin techno, very respectable

[GalacticCornflake]

demetri martin is the absolute best. what are some other comedians similar to him?

[ihatenjoi]

none.

[GalacticCornflake]

you mean like seriously, or just none of his caliber? because i know he's the best at what he does.

[ihatenjoi]

no other has his style

[xrewrite]

he kind of gives me some mitch hedburg vibes. they both use a lot of deadpan, and skip from one joke to another pretty abruptly.

[53gimmig35]

@GalacticCornflake i dunno, but bret mcenzie and jemaine clement are funny, have you seen them?

[Juju458GamingChannel]

@53gimmig35 fotc rok XD

qit hatin on demetri fags get a life

[Kirleyhair]

@GalacticCornflake You'd like Eugene Mirman.

[ireallyhateusinguser]

The Octopus Project Fucking rules!!!!!

[TeRuhhhhh]

fuck yeah octopus project

[gudaymista]

ahh he likes gilmore girls!!! we have so much in common lol ikid ikid. he is the best =)

[michellepg13]

Gotta love Golden Girls :]

[daydreamer316]

dude is there anyone chiller than demetri?

ha love him. =]

[kingddd133]

nobody chiller.

[STJ520]

@daydreamer316 i dont think there is lol hes awesome

[ahm911]

@daydreamer316 jack johnson

[STERNrogering]

@daydreamer316 michelle cera i mean mikale cera

[cla0singer]

gilmore girls!

[kmryan182]

THE GOLDEN GIRLS!!! He's ever cooler now lol.

[puttyhands]

the music in the beginning is Truck by The Octopus Project.

[vinnyboonbots]

When he started out (or at least earlier in his career) He was a lot more chill and laid back...now he is a little, just a little, more lively on stage...i like it better when he was more laid back like this lol

[peteyOOPS]

You mean his awkwardness and apatheticness? I liked that, too. XD

[tripnbillies1]

...apatheticness? have you ever seen a dictionary?

[peteyOOPS]

Well clearly you don't know me, I like to make up my own words and terms just because I can. So don't waste your time commenting on the things that I say.

[chrislarson15]

Anyways, the term is apathy.

[KristenKayoticxoxo]

Haha, i do the same :P

[peteyOOPS]

Only cool people do it(:

[KristenKayoticxoxo]

haha, for sureee.

[GrillinMahToast]

what I just read was a load of shit trying to cover up unintelligence.

[69NRG]

How many fingers do you point? I just point finger.

[jupiter784]

hahaaaaa

[Idontknowwhat2type]

yeah if you were lukey he would see him chuckle now everytime you see him he smiles and laughs not to say its bad it just funnier when he just looks unfazed by everything

[joeshmoe123456789101]

weed bro.

[niggazhateme]

aw, i love him.

[AlariceFerox]

I love the golden Girls XD

[talkinsox]

gilmore girls cqts

[shebampow]

times new viking is an elephant six band? what?

[fluffthebunny]

Obviously no. But I think he was saying TNV was reminiscent of Elephant 6 stuff, which I disagree with also.

[TheOfficeFan876]

A world without Demetri Martin... Terrible thought. The world would have never been the same without him, Im not going into greater deatial about this, to depressing/

[Chameleam]

I wanna marry him.

[LivienRochelle]

He must have huge hands! lol He grabed all four of those Gilmore Girls DVDs with just one. lol

[ilsmf]

and you know what they say about big hands...... ;)

hahaha jk

[bareakon]

they can grab all four gilmore girls dvds?

[LivienRochelle]

Big gloves? lqtm

[vyrtig0]

big gloves

[shhweet123]

big gloves x)

[spongebob12365]

Man he's going to watch the golden girls

....ladies....

[ukywildcat7]

hahaha

[hood3dgeetr]

Win.

[IndieKidArchie]

He likes Super Furry Animals, Elephant Six bands, and The Golden Girls, too? We would get along. Why The Gilmore Girls? That show is just boring.

[IndieKidArchie]

He's like the other me lol.

[Jauwp]

I think he was joking about Golden Girls and Gilmore Girls.

[IndieKidArchie]

Lol. But what if he likes The Golden Girls? Your probably right, though.

[dianafilms]

super furry animals <3

[yootubematt]

wow, i have no idea who Times New Viking is, but they have an amazing name.

[polishpunk911]

yeah, clever

[cowboyspwn23]

Yes! Because of this vid, I am now a fan of The Octopus Project! Thanks!

[turkaderr]

golden girls, yes!! you rock Demetri!!

[thunderbird5898]

Austinite born and raised!!!!!!!! I interviewed the octopus project and was one of the first people to ever get "Hello Avalanche"!!!!

[DZA9mm]

??? lol

[glasses92]

FUCK YES HE LISTENS TO TIMES NEW VIKING! ps he's soooo much better live and I shook his hand :D

[BenL8008]

what the hell?

[zefrenchi]

talk about anarchism

[caitg1]

Octopus project, yes!

[Skaterman3323]

YES DEMETRI LIKES OCTOPUS PROJECT!

[wonwonluva]

hahaha, i love gilmore girls!

[NevermoreWishes]

haha I love the golden girls

[mnkpepper]

me too, r.i.p.bea arthur

[dupontflames]

He said "Elephant 6." I think this completes my life.