Our Message For Richard Dawkins!

[evidenceonlythanx]

If a cup of crap had a sound, this would be it.

[allamericandiner]

this is a bad IVR

[MrOpenGamer]

LO @ the pointlessness of this video. Go kill yourself.

[Psychotol]

Just ... ... ... What was that?

[aoxomoxoa88]

Oh dear, I just lost time watching some of thissssssszzzzzz....

[ManDudeYeah]

Australian robot chick.

[TheOrganicartist]

I need to splice this into a church's audio system....

[TheOrganicartist]

LOL, people who don't get this video.... please look up an RPG called Vampire The Masquerade then and look up Malkavians

[maureenOWW]

This is epically shit. I lasted five seconds.

[xomiakas]

haha dumbasses what the fuck is this aaahahahahahha

[TheOrganicartist]

@xomiakas LOL, people who don't get this video.... please look up an RPG called Vampire The Masquerade then and look up Malkavians

[xomiakas]

@TheOrganicartist I still don't get it.

[TheOrganicartist]

@xomiakas the audio is actually ripped from the Malkavian Bible. go watch all 9 books, My guess was this was made during an RPG game to be used by the players as a prop during the game or inspired by playing the game. the point is... There's nothing to get - Malkavians are insane vampires. I repeat, there IS no point. hope that helps.

[xomiakas]

@TheOrganicartist Sooo what you're saying is... The author isn't serious? OOr what you're saying is more like... This Richard Dawkins picture is a female malkavian?

[TheOrganicartist]

@xomiakas The author isn't serious. It's just here, floating on the internet, to confuse you as much as a blue space cow doing taxes..

[xomiakas]

@TheOrganicartist I will google the blue space cow, I promise you that.

[daddyrizla]

Any one can talk bollox about anything. This video is epic fail...in the real world.

[supersmash43]

@daddyrizla exactly this is a fail video.

[WTerraS]

Listen to me! The dream world is a false world, you are an angel, listen to me, there is no god here, i am waiting for you, the false world, illusion, crazy mad insane illusion where you are, image, there litle girl, the real world.

[Killjeser]

Huh? Okay, I'll be a little girl. .....

[sabertooth1980]

This kinda soun... Oh wait. Malkavians. No wonder this sounds like a paranoid delusion.

Soooo. Eat werewolf claw, fire, and sun?

[ThePsychoReturns]

Just to let you know, you have failed to hypnotize me.

[Udany147]

I didn't understand what they were saying, so I just fapped to the picture.

[freshhh1994]

wtf is this shit?

The only thing that makes sense in this video is the picture of Professor Dawkins.

[xmcxmcxmc]

quit wasting my time bitch!

[LucRavenwing]

WTF is this crap?

[MiloVCI]

I tried to close my eyes and be hypnotized but the voice was too creepy.. o_o

[MiloVCI]

Worst video on YouTube if not for the picture of Richard Dawkins.

[ClumsyRoot]

I don't get it.

[piratedebo]

Can you not read or something?

[gangster3591]

Prof Dawkins would no doubt be highly impressed by this zombie.

[gangster3591]

What is this ...... did somebody plug this imbecile into a lamp socket?

[martyaus2905]

What a load of crap

[intermender]

how can one persons dreams be more real than another?

[Roxsith]

yawn....

[wanderingsociologist]

nah GLaDOS really likes science

[GodKillerAtheist]

CHRISTIAN BRAINWASHING!!!!

[iamgreaser]

That shit is trippy. Also, it reminds me of GLaDOS.

[limpnail]

This is nothing there. Insane she is already there. Dumb shit

[calpurnpiso]

This is a classic symptom of Christ-psychosis. The neurological disorder that makes people unable to tell between fantasy & reality. These deluded folks do not realize god & other delusions are created by our brains. They do not exist outside of it.

[0lord0kinbote0]

the old dream world is the old false dream world and she is in the real dream world not in the old dream world...

Sounds like nuts.

[Skavar4000]

an attempt at auditory hypnosis... you've got to be kidding.

[mbl020980]

This is a response to "How to Convert and Atheist"? Just goes to show how disconnected from reality some folks are.

[WhatTheCurtains]

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[frydaytomato]

this is garbage

[ubuntututorials]

WHAT THE HELL? Is this espeak??

[sushiyama1]

omfggggg.........this is brainwash.

[aldar98]

felt like scientology brainwashing stuff. Wait for me, I'm already there... Ungh. I'd rather read this text, the bot voice + repeatitive words is just horrible. It just goes on over and over and over...

[killpolitics]

Physicists don't know what in hell they're talking about far more scientifically than theists don't know what in heaven they're talking about.

You pays yer money and you takes yer choice...

[OckhamsZanbato]

What is this shit?

[newgatito2007]

LOL you really need a better argument to challenge or at least have a conversation with Mr. Dawkins, he is one of the most brilliant man alive, he doesn't hide behind a synth voice, or use any personal attack to expose his point of view, your argument don't have any context.

[kizzitt]

What all of you morons fail to recogignize:

Forget the bible, forget every thing but...consider If there is a god, not "the" god, or the god of the "bible", just a god that is omnipotent, wouldn't the logical assumption be, that he woudld do as he wished, that he could make any thing be a mystery and hence no one would be able to dertermine how, when , if, etc about any thing? Of course. So stop all the tunnel vision arguments about who is right and who is wrong, because it is a fatal argument!

[Henw]

Oh, so now God is assumed to be hiding things from everybody because veiled idiots like you fail to see the logistics of science

[Kreadus005]

Next thing you'll start raving about a demiurge.

Sounds like gnosticism to me.

[carpypark]

Might I suggest, in future, if you're trying to make some sort of pseudo-intellectual point, that you don't use an Aussie bimbo voice over to make it. She sounds hot though.

[winterstellar]

What was that? A christian mental patient? One star, POOR!!

[sparky8211]

What a load of bollocks!

[Weltenweber]

Hahaha, the malkavians. Prophets and madman, like always.

[rbodinnar]

This video sure doesn't help the creationist cause. Babble!!

[r00tcause]

It's GLADOS - she's trying to hypnotize you. Down with aperture science!

[ellestheenlightened]

What. The. Hell. Is. This?

I'm going to stay in the "false" world, thanks, and make some tea.

[Fjoem]

its a genius poem

[ashweirdo]

Stephen Hawking's girlfriend?

[fatto77]

lol

[VannevarBush]

When all the monotheists and atheists have erased each other our people will rule the universe for ever.

[mlawren7]

What is this, Rumi? Sounds HORRIBLE read in that computer voice! Very disturbing.

[GurgleGurgleBlahBlah]

People really should turn off their microphones when they get high on coke mixed with horseshit.

What the fuck was this?

[DaveGrossmanSoloBass]

Nostradamus Prophecies, eh? Well, I'm unimpressed.

[MikaylaStarstuff]

Huh? I think I would need to get high for this to make any sense. It's like the nonsense that goes though my head when I'm just starting to wake up, but I'm not awake yet. It seems perfectly logical at the moment, but when I'm awake I see it for the nonsense that it is. Speaking of a dream world...

[DaveGrossmanSoloBass]

I love John Malkovich! "Being John Malkovich" is one of my favorite comedies! He was great in Empire of the Sun. I just watched that a couple of weeks ago. Great movie. It stars the young Christian Bale! I didn't even realize it. Who would of thought that this little kid would become Batman. I can't wait to see the new Batman movie! Too bad about Heath Ledger. Did you hear about the video of him doing cocaine? Not the Clapton song, the drug. Wow, this narrator chick sounds hot! Is she cute?

[totlolrofl]

it sounds like a modern speak and spell. haha this is utter - nonsense don't waste your time

[mistamustard]

Friggin' Malkavians.

[mrbluesky323]

i need to listen to this sometime when i'm high