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  • YOU FUCCIN PIG FARMERS! that made my day

  • i own your fucking souls- now we know what happened to gingers

  • dick is crazy

    

  • Well, its a fun game. But its not a very well made game. The dialogue is pitiful however, but trust me, Mickey Rourke spewing out curse words is priceless.

  • "Anywhere anytime anyplace.

    Daddy is here."

    This game is sooo bad.

  • Best part of the game tbh...

  • best motherfuckin cocksuckin commie killin 3 mins and 8 seconds of my life

  • I'm sorry, but please don't read this:

    On the third day of the next month, you will experience a cramp in your stomach for three consecutive days. On the Seventh day of the next month, you will shit the sheets at night. You will proceed to buy more sheets from the local department store that carries replacement sheets, and bring them home to replace the shitty ones; but, you will shit those ones, too. You will make another trip to the store, and find all sheets are out of stock. Copy and paste!

  • game sucks , but the novels are epic

  • this game is a total goat fuck

  • So... instead of having an Executive Chief work on the game, we have a Chef instead.

    ...That explains why the game is so weak, they had to hire a fucking chef to cook up something!

  • was this game made to a be joke? Cause the original scrapped version actually seemed like it was gonna be a real game

  • People like the song over the game Lolz

  • Sorry assholes your quiet day at the office is about to get severely fucked up

  • Happy Fuckin Birthday Happy 4th Of July MotherFucker Hope You Assholes Like Fireworks Fuckin Ninja Style

  • How did this not get Game of the Year is beyond me...

  • @berylman its on my list

  • @berylman it was bad?

  • This game is very very very very shit......

  • does anybody play this game on XBOX LIVE? if you do i need your help to get the Acheivments that require me to play online, Add me if u have this game so we can both get the acheivment. GamerTag-AskOR111

  • @ASKR2G I don't think you'll ever find anyone else.

  • Who's The Hardest Motherfuckers around?

  • If your a Marcinko fan like me, you'll like this game. Very cool to hear Rourkes voice as Demo Dick Skarkman of the Delta. The Rogue Warrior has tigerblood!

  • Mickey's voice acting was the only reason I would ever so much as watch this game. Best song ever.

  • This is porn music

  • I like the beat. Its like they knew this game was gonna be bad and they just had fun with it.

  • I cannot help but think of Marv from Sin City saying this, I remember Mickey Rourke mainly as Marv and as Whiplash from Iron Man 2, this is really good though, I'm sure he had fun doing this song lol

  • Drop sum knowledge on em haters big mickey!

  • we need mickey rourke as duke nukems voice actor

  • damn this. this song's awsomeness is the reason i cant forget about this terrible game

  • OMG i love rouge warrior. If you like the game and think its good or like how Dick is you should check out his books. they put the game to shame.

  • This is the funniest shit I've ever heard. I have to play this game, it must be like watching a trash movie :)

  • do you know what i would use toyota technology for... GETTING RID OF THE FUCKING ADDS!!! 

  • I thought I was going to get Rick Rolle'd.

  • "i own your fucking soul you fucking commie bitch!"

  • this is the best fucking thing ever

  • Sorry assholes your quiet day at the office is about to get severely fucked up =D

  • Funniest game ever. Rebellion must have spent most of their budget of the game by  recruiting Mickey Rourke.

  • LOL this game is funny as hell!

  • holy lol

  • Reminds me of Shadow Warrior

    You wanna wash wang or you wanna watch wang wash wang?

  • awesome!!!!!!!

  • 80 fucking people got their fucking asses fucking owned by Mickey fucking Rourke.

  • i want the lyrics

  • lmfao nice

  • who knows were i can get this for my ipod?????

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  • where can u get the end credit music  i want i for my phone SOOOOOOOO BAD!!!!!

  • why did he ever agree to this? what a fag

  • @zackhanscom what are you tsalking about this is epic and hilarious at the same time

  • @zackhanscom Eat a whole dick, queer.

  • In the book version in almost every page basically has a shitload of cussing than this game lmao.

  • fuckin ninja style XD

  • oh man, i love this

  • this is fukin awesome! despite it being a totally shit game, this is actually a redeeming quality of the game, i love mickey rourke!

  • wtf was I doing again? oh yeah... fucking shit up.

  • happy fu**in b-day

  • Best part of the game.

  • The knife keeps moving around throughout the video; what the hell is it doing?

  • this game SUCKED.

  • this is the best part of the whole game

  • This game has human resources! XD lolololololololololol...

  • Omg this is my new ringtone!! :D

  • I would be ashamed and embarrassed if my name were to scroll up there......

  • This was the only redeeming quality of the game.

  • Editing room gold!

  •  send me the bill motherfuckin cocksuckers

  • RANT:

    Fucking YouTube ads. I swear to God, I pay good money for Australian broadband, I don't want to have it all eaten away by these God damn ads that I can't skip.

    I don't care if it's 10 seconds or 10 minutes worth of an ad, it's still using up my internet allowance.

    There should be a petition to get YouTube to fuck off the ads.

  • @kymon117 Download a good adblocker

  • @kymon117 Just press F5 when you see an ad

  • @kymon117 ok with all that crying but i dont think you want youtube to close, it's eatinh fuckload of money from google, how's that?

  • @atnonis Wasn't YouTube formed by either former or current Google employees?

  • @kymon117 nope, google bought youtube and fyi youtube needs a fuckload of bandwidth, they need to get some money for that somehow. i dont i dont mind the ads

  • @atnonis Look, in all honesty I really couldn't care less about ads so long as they're not actually part of the video. Even if the ads were skipable, I don't like the fact that I'm watching something and getting my own bandwidth wasted because they need money.

    

  • @kymon117 so you're watching a video from a service that it's been provided to your for free and still complaining ?

  • @atnonis Think of it like this: You go into the cinema to see some movie you really love. Let's just say you love action and you're going in to watch something like Transporter 3 or something like that.

    Now you go into the cinema after paying your ticket, and you're then made to pay an extra $2 to watch Miley Cyrus' super barbie horse adventures movie, and to watch the movie you payed to see, you HAVE to watch Miley Cyrus' Super Barbie Horse Adventures Movie. You gonna be happy?

  • @kymon117 but you are NOT paying anything to use youtube.com, dont confuse your connection to the internet with youtube.com or any other site in general.

  • @atnonis Okay here's a question. How much money would you make per view if you uploaded a video onto YouTube? Nothing. That's because you're not YouTube and you're not Google, and your intellectual property, in the form of a video, is only being put on YouTube as a medium of communication.

    That means that YouTube has no right to charge you anything.

    I don't see why you're arguing. As I said, ads are fine as long as their non-intrusive.

  • @atnonis but they are earning money with OUR content because of those ads. If it was only on those specific videos, it would be ok, now it's everywhere.

    people have to check something in their channels to only allow ads in videos with content from other people, and most people don't even know that that function is there

  • @kymon117 I started using youtube a LONG time ago when blackarms was first started cause it was hilarious as hell. Anyways. I started noticing them coming up in only some videos and then there started to be adverts on the main page. Ok with that. then in videos. 5 secs, not long. made longer. ok. made 20 secs and on almost every GOD DANM VIDEO! YOU FUCKIN MONEY GREEDY BASTARDS!

  • @kymon117 well then thered be no youtube.

  • @Gmanburgers Youtube existed since 2006. This bullshit started around early 2010.

  • @kymon117 In america there is no BROADBAND LIMIT LOLOOL

    I am wasteful.

  • @kymon117 i hear you brother.

    Inevitable isn't it though. Skype'll be next, mark my words.

  • @kymon117 Youtube would cost money without the ads.

  • @hasselett Yes, I realize this.

    I agree with ads, I disagree with intrusive ads. Surprise or not, it actually costs money to have a hi-speed internet connection. These ads, short as they may be, are also HD in quality, so I am basically paying for compulsory watching I don't want to.

  • @kymon117

    If YouTube got rid of ads, we would have to pay for it. Literally, YouTube costs money. Companies pay YouTube to display their ads, and that's how YouTube makes money. Just like every thing else, YouTube needs money to function. If you would like to pay for YouTube videos, by all means, advertise your point of view all you want. But you may want to find out what you are actually suggesting before you post about it. Ads are annoying, but certainly necessary.

  • @Djangolulu I really love your analogy at the end.

    ITT: I've discussed this with at least 5 people on this video before. Secondly: I wrote this 11 months ago. I have, albeit, upgraded packages since then and the ads are less of a problem.

    Thirdly: I wasn't speaking about side ads and flash animation ads and shit. By all means, I know YouTube costs money. I just don't like having video ads pre-movie which can't be skipped.

    If you go over history, I think I've said that at least three times now.

  • @kymon117 Well at least it turns out you actually listens to other's ideas and doesn't just dismiss them. And you use the word "albeit" properly. Kudos. (not sarcasm

    But the pre-video ads bring them a good chunk of their money because they know those are the ads people have to watch, not like the side ones. I guess at this point I have just been able to block those out of my vision when I'm in "YouTube mode". Ads suck. They remind me how stupid the rest of the country is. You make good points.

  • @Djangolulu Were you expecting to get into an argument with a total tool?

    Lulz.

  • @kymon117 1. Australian broabband? Hmm... there's something wrong with that statement, but I just can't put my finger ont it...

    2. AdBlock Plus. Learn it, love it, live it.

  • @DeusExInfernus I really regret writing that rant a year ago D:

    No really, I've defended this rant like, 5 times.

    I upgraded now and I've learned to not get pissed off at it. /rant

  • @kymon117 Oh, sorry...

    But you can always delete your comments, if you've gotten so tired of them...

  • @DeusExInfernus I can now...

    Hm...

    Nah it's okay dude, just, well, if people noticed the "1 year ago" thing they'd probably also realize that people have obviously argued against it.

    ...Like, 5 times, haha.

  • @kymon117 Get Firefox and Adblock Plus and stop complaining.

    I swear to god, people on the internet rant their asses off but never figure to do a little google search for a solution.

  • @LesterMDK Not to intentionally sound like a dick here, but if you'd notice, I wrote that comment almost two fucking years ago. I never expected to get top comment and I never really gave a shit about the ads after I wrote that. It was a new concept of having ads and you know how people are fucking xenophobic of change.

    And if you'd notice I've also argued about this about five or six times. You're not original in complaining that I didn't think of AdBlock Plus.

  • @kymon117 Try using an adblocker, works fine for me

  • If Demo Dick were truely badass he would sing this himself. I'd give my left nut to Trace Dahlgren to hear it.

  • I know there was/is a lot of people who did not like this game, but I did. Ok, it's not the Call of duty series, the splinter cell series, etc, but really, what's so bad about it? I didn't notice any "bugs" in the game(as stated by some), and the graphics we're ok, I thought. I know I may get slammed for this review, but I thought this game was good. Cer. better than the game "Stranglehold". Now there's a bad game. Anywho, Laters people.

  • The game was terrible!!!

  • So...much...FUNK!

  • Damn shame. The lead character for this game was interesting with a spot-on voice choice.

  • Mickey Gurke?

  • YAY finally some other commercial other than the stupid fucking FIOS tv  something interesting like assassins Creed

  • this was fucking amazing

  • @JoanClay601

    I play this song with my aunt every christmas too! She is a total goatfuck :D

  • This game is so bad that if the credits were anything other than the Rourke Rap, you'd be opening an artery. So many people in the credits actually wanting to take credit for this peice of sh*t?

  • I unfortunately spent two hours of my life playing this game. I do not understand how this game came to be even be published.

  • The only game where you will be looking forward to the credits..and only the credits.Holy fuck this is great LOL!

  • mikey throwin some lines down. lol thing is tho it works!!! its like listenin to marv in sin city

  • lol this guys voice is the one from iron man 2

  • Your quiet day at the office is about to get seriously fucked up.

  • @Slangwell

    *Severely.

    Not seriously.

  • @Slangwell *Severely* fucked up

  • "The object of War is not to die for your country but to make the other bustard die for his" --General George S.Paton

  • @lesioshow SO true

  • ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY PLACE

    LOLOLOL

  • Any time any where any place

  • if there was a 'Best End Credits Theme' award, Rogue Warrior would surely win.

  • Dowload LINK PLEASE!!!!!!

  • COOL song like the beats

  • haha this was the best part of the game the game it self fucking sucked but i got a good laugh out of this

  • hehehe If you like this you are a Morans! 0:23

    Dick Marcinko sey this

  • No this is awesome but it would cease to be awesome if everyone did it.

  • go rogue

  • Most games just don't curse anymore.

  • this game is awsome!

    the first few seconds the music is from the Beetlejuice movie with Micheal Keaton lol

  • The game sucked balls but the stealth kills and Mickey Rourke made it very funny.

  • Mickys swearing + credit = 5$.

    5$ can probably buy a few energy drink or some food. This game is not even worth to eat or play LOL

  • Yup, its still awesome.

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  • icouldnt stop laughing when i beat the game and heard this song, XD!

  • this song is the sex,

    lol

    this was like the shortest game and u gotta admit it wass kinda a shitty game an all, but besides that, mickey rourke is a fuckin bad ass, lol

  • that was the intention!  GOD people. Chads is the only one on the right page.

  • Rouge warrior vs Duke nukem. Battle of epicness.

  • Id be ashamed to be on that credits list for the developers. Hell, Id move away and change my identity. Great song though.

  • when i first heard this song i couldnt stop lauging

    now i like to jam this cause it sounds badass XD

  • it's not even a song or a rap, it's a mesh of everything he said in the game you idiots.

  • no it's a song, he never said have a nice trip, or ninja style, or enjoy the ride cocksuckers

  • kinda rymes thou at sum points

  • slowfuckingpoking

  • @Frylock569

    still a good song though

  • Glad to see me, fuckers? *blam blam blam*

    ^_^

  • Fuckin' Ninja Style!

    Awesome....made the game worth renting.

  • hell yes, it only took like 4hours to beat lol, and the game was pretty shitty, XD but the credits totally made up for ti

  • This rap's almost as cheesy as the one at the end of the film Stephen King's Graveyard Shift.

  • I guess Mickey really needed money..

  • amen

  • Love the books....and this is just true to the spirit of the Sharkman.

  • Trick or Treat

  • stupid anti-communist song

  • i feel really bad for the people who preordered or bought this this is a sickening display of a next gen title i have ever seen Mickey Rourke is a great actor but some of the shit he says in this game makes no sense its halirious yet sad this rap is cool but this game is fucking horrible. fair warning to anybody who hasn't played this don't play it not worth the money i will never play this.

  • This rap was worth the $60 dollars many dumbasses paid.

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  • It was not made by bethesda...

    It was only published by them..

    there is a difference

  • this is one of the worst next gen games but this rap is probably the best ive heard in a game..

  • this is better than the game itselfs

  • @TheFNFALRules For sure!!!

  • @TheFNFALRules i agree

  • @TheFNFALRules The game sucked ass. The rap song, it's really corny but funny.

  • @TheFNFALRules tru dat

  • Lol..the song lasts longer than the game!

  • awesome song, but it kills me that this horrible game was made by bethesda

  • published, not made.

  • @TheJamMan69

    hey Idiot it was published by them. developer and publishers are different learn..

  • stfu faggot, i meant i was upset they had anything to do with it, go keep playing this game dick cheese

  • "Reviews on the run" told me to watch this because they said the game sucked except the ending.

  • @kingparkerx100

    Hah, same here.

    Yup, don't need to buy, rent, or borrow the game now.

  • same

  • lol same.

  • Now here's a tune I can dance to !

  • i dont like the fact he didnt use my favorite phrase "congradufuckinglations"