Christian Side Hug Music Video w/ LYRICS

[yahoozle123]

best version :)

[JJsickman]

i like those last few seconds of the video with those guys wrestling and the occasional ''fnerheerr''

[RaymGhost]

the picture in the end where u see the unpure animals being in sin..

;)

[RaymGhost]

This scares the shit out of me :(

[JonasPlanck]

Democrat shiff inna congress, yo.

[TheKyle1591]

these are the white kids from the burbs dressed up as gangsters singing about how hugging is a sin? only in america

[Pavelserboris]

face palm

[halloweenfan84]

Christans are idiots this is great

[YoungMommy14]

@halloweenfan84 I think "idiots" is one of the biggest understatements I've ever heard. This can not be serious. Please tell me this ridiculous nonsense is parody!

[lardo444]

WTF???

[flibberdagibbet]

did anyone else notice the two black guys in the back who dont really do anything

[DarkDaniAngel]

I'm a christian... and this is stupid. Seriously these guys are making all christians look like idiots.

[nocandy4u2]

@DarkDaniAngel I know right, I facepalmed and then headdesked

[ithinkmynameisralf]

awesome lyrics. it was more like a written commentary :)

anyway loved it.

[ManekiNeko1972]

Fuck that. Side hugs are for wussies. I'll kick all those guys' asses and then FRONT HUG all my female friends and don't care if I feel something in the mix. Side hugs are cold. Front hugs are warm.

[kwooster58]

Oh yes, im automaticlly going to be penatrated when i hug my guy friends. I didn't even know about this untill i tried to hug one of my friends and he pushes me away with a look of disgust and says "God, get with it *rolls eyes* christian side hug of course, i dont wanna get you pregnant." lol

[IANicecreamCONE]

what the fuck..... lol will these kids ever live down their mistakes they made this concert? No. god damn this is too funny. WTF was with this shit???

[XCJose]

Major Facepalm.

[SuperSmexi96]

So lemme see, you can't hug people from the front but you can "buy babies like Angelina Jolie"?!?!?!?! What the hell! Sigh *facepalm

[ookikies]

@MrSpooky117 Death Metal FTW |\m/|

[MakeCupcakesNotWar19]

you know, after watching this i just want to go and give every guy a HUGGEEE frontal hug. then go back to their place ;)

[MrSpooky117]

This is the life story of all these retards haha

[MrSpooky117]

I want to punch all of those virgin pussies in the face. Kick all the wanna-be gangsta kids in the front row in their tiny excuses for nuts. Jump back on stage, grab the insterments in the back....AND PLAY SOME FUCKING DEATH METAL!

[brc866]

Cristian's from the getto

[iamericwhite]

Every Christian pop song sounds like a foreigner making a video diary to show his gay son that he understands him.

Having the midi version of the Imperial March to back a rap song is the embodiment of sheltered, uncultured Christian fail. I'm amazed that the girls in this video are actually wearing jeans.

Christian media generally involves mixing vague pop-culture references with the schizophrenic musings of a madman. Bible Man: A super hero with a Lightsaber? VeggieTales: Cucumber Bat Man? k.

[RorySinn]

@iamericwhite thief..

[iamericwhite]

@RorySinn The tragedy of quotation marks is that forgetting them can mean the difference between honoring someone elses' words and seeming like a thief.

[ollybreh]

LAME! LAME! embarrassing

[ShaoLinRachel]

tacky.

[IAMTHEBOOGALOO]

Im a christian and i think side hugs are so gay! i dont do that crap i give REAL hugs

[PsychicVampire161]

Isn't a roughrider a type of condom?

"I'm a rough-rider filled up with christs love..." Lols Dear God I hope this was all just a joke

[myferetiscute]

i know the band sucks but why is there an audience and why are they not throwing things at them

[buppie2000]

Can someone check if they licensed that music from George Lucas or whoever actually owns the music.  WMRWCV (Whose Music Rights Would Christ Violate?)

[Venilon]

These kind of people make us Christians look stupid. making such a big deal of something so moral? They even cussed in the song, they need to stop this, they don't act like Christians.

[timtheenchanter55]

@Venilon are you sayin everyone cusses? cause i give actual hugs so this is silly to me, but i dont cuss, i dont enough stupid things to do that too

[noobie4eva0]

lol at jesus never hugging

[fightclubmeber8]

Cimme that sin frunt hug , that sin frunt hug.

[Mclovin1161]

"No front hugs and no kissin', bla bla bla to call yo' momma you'll be ridin' home in a coma"

So your not allowed to hug people, but putting people in coma's is perfectly acceptable? Pah!

Ethics win.

[Havaanie]

Roughrider some1 who gives anal without lub?

[mattanz9]

i hope they all die of squirel aids in the ASS!!!

[dinjo14]

well that was weird,

hard to know what was funnier, the song and what its trying to preach or jonbin's subtitles. all i know is it was funny as fuck

[cokefanatics678]

I am a Christian.. and first of all Jesus hugged people like that instead of the "side hug" all the time. WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS!!!?!?!?!?!

[HellHound2390]

wow lol and i thought most religion were full of flaws but now this... its kinda hard to find the good teachings in them anymore

[christobell1122]

ur a retard u loser

[xabu9001]

lol what branch(is that what they are called?) of christianity is this? roman catholic? anglican? this is REALLY descriptive...

[nowayiwill]

no please don't stop ..make an ear fuck song so i can laugh some more

[xxSierra110xx]

it's filled up with christ luv, not fucked up.

WOW

[44skull44]

i wonder how many more hours of comunity service they have 2do b4 the can stop that shit

[BioxXcore]

OH MY SIDE HUG O_O

[TheAmazingstarman]

Oh HI My christian side hug

[Bothemagicrabbit]

ima bone him in the side

[Voodio]

These people should be shot, hung, sodomized and then hugged from the back by a large agnostic. I don't care if its a parody, its still dangerously stupid. They should be christian side shot in the fucking head.

[yubarraboo]

@Voodio

'christian side shot in the fucking head'

Sounds like it needs a beat.

[losebiramnickove]

I would give them all one nice frontal hide hug boner included....just for sake of it.

[amylNRG]

You guys who are taking this seriously need to lighten up. It's a parody, guys! They're mocking the way christians will take any innocent behavior and sexualize it, and mocking the way some of the god squad types will pretend to be 4th-rate rappers to be "down with the homies". It's a joke, guys!

[PiTapPiTap]

"You ain't no priest"

"You ain't no rabbi"

So only holy figures can give you inapropriate frontal hugs. They must be catholic, lmfao..

[losebiramnickove]

Hahahah, i thought that too.... seriously, wtf with that?

[lolbizkitz]

Christians are... breeding? what are they on about.

[XxBlackPheonixX]

ridin home in a coma god (my god not urs) ur gay

[killerboy1107]

i gave my GF a christian side hug and she beat me with her purse for being stupid

[narutard41510]

lol nice!

[urfaceismessed]

Wow im christian and i must say. There is no sin ever mentioned in the bible to hug someone from the front. These guys must be from a certain type of Christianity...embarrassing.

[sop319chris]

@urfaceismessed I agree with you but I think its freaking retarded that there is actually certain types of Christianity. This type of Christianity is probably the fucking stupidest thing I have ever heard. Next they are going to be singing about not making eye contact because it will promote erections and sodomy. After all the eyes are the window to ones soul! Gimmie that Christian side stare.

I'm Christian Greek Orthodox and I am so glad I am. I bet JC himself is laughing at this as well.

[navonod1981]

Did anyone notice the keyboard part it the same as the starwars imperial march

[TMA2]

yup. fortunately for them they're too "underground" (read: unimportant) to get sued. lazy faggots.

[awefliuhkjsd]

do you think they know what "rough rider" means?

[TMA2]

doesn't matter, it's just co-opted garbage

[RavenBlaze]

fail! to Quote ZOMGitsCris "your a christian perve Yo, A christian Perv Yo!"

[furiousfingers27]

"how much do you think they had to pay those black guys in the back??"

Ahaha...so true. Notice how they're not saying anything. ;)

[atlbroad]

we livin holy lmao

[atlbroad]

What am I supposed to say to this? lol

[P1nkSh33p]

i bet who made this rap have hard ons when huggin poeple lols

[DOCTAMISTAMAN]

not right lyrics but Christiansidehugingly awesome :D

[jkowalec]

It's ok for a Christian to support child rape and worldwide murder, but don't front hug someone? All preists are gay. All men that worship a pretend god are gay. Just accept it and pance out of the closet already. God is a fairy tale to make kids behave. The fact that adults believe any of thi garbage is the truest crime.

[arhoptt]

@jkowalec i agree with most of that. repsect peoples beliefs though, but when beliefs start to affect the world, and the people in it through oppression and ridiculous opinions, then it's getting absurd.also i believe that "god"is just a concept made up to prove what is unknown to the human mind, dont you agree?

[jkowalec]

Can we dispose o these "people" already. Christians are very simple, ignorant people.

[TheTacoIsPhail]

Need a remix, best song ever. My new ringtone.

[bobsclown]

the backround music is the starwars theme song

[AVGN4life1]

i guess its ok to decapitate people with deadly glow sticks but hugs are goinf to far.

[JoMariebentzler]

@bobsclown didnt hear it til i read you comment. TO funny!

[cheZIT20]

what the what sinful with a hug?

what boobs?

if you cant hug someone with out geting a boner maan am gonna pray 4 ya

[ApeyyLovesYou]

Um, that's my church. They weren't serious, they were trying to make the point of no PDA in a fun way. Don't hate.

[Mocarina5525]

@ApeyyLovesYou hahahaha did they do this at a service?

[hahahahihihification]

dude is this the best ur church cud cum (hehe cum) up with,reinforce stereotypes thru a rap, rly, RLY? god Dam

[JohnWoo]

LOL. Those poor dudes at the back were probably thinking "if anyone ever recognize me from this, my career is over"

[Xxescapethefate1xX]

wow thats realy dumb so like if ur best friends mom dies and he goes 2 hug u i want u 2 push him away and give him a fucking side hug................i hope u ppl die i was a christain but its stuff like this and gays ppl r going 2 hell i just dont belive it and ppl told me if i dont believe then im not a christain then that was the day i renouced my faith when i can no longer hug my friends with out being looked down on i h8 u ppl

[xNervousxBrainx]

THIS HAS GOT TO B E THE BEST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD.

I mean..holy, holy, holy, holy shit.

[tarynosaurushex]

Whoa. This is INSANE. Ha ha ha ha ha. Only extremely pent-up pervs would ever label a hug as dirty or sexual.

Next year this group will be performing a don't-make-direct-eye-contact-­with-me death metal ditty.

I feel like I need a shower after watching this. So creepy! So vile!

[willpartch09]

Wow i just relized soemthing 2pac will come back from that grave an bring them with him so we dont have to hear thsi stupiud shit agin

[twelthstreetent]

this has got to be the stupidest fucking song ive ever heard

[clickypensraprivledg]

aww christian side hugs for everyone....naked....

[MF0TY]

@clickypensraprivledg Christian side hugs... For your mom!!!!! ohooooohhhhhhhhhhh!11!1!!!one1­!111!!!!!!

[dominodash21]

Im christian but forreal.

soon blinking and breathing is going to be a sin..

IN MY OPINION.

Christianity is the most hyppocritial religion, they used judiasim's lord, we took the bible, and the 10 commandments.

Yet we do not credit the Jewish religion for most of it.

Christianity is just hyppocritical, igorant, people who take things too far most of the time.

There are over 15 times of jesus FRONT HUGGING people in the bible.

They make no sense

[Kyubimaru11]

I highly doubt they are a christian band. They are just mocking us christians.

[schmittyc1993]

@Kyubimaru11 They're a california based church called "The Father's House"

[SinanKhanOmmaya]

hahhahaha what faggots

[yaktr12]

christian music+white people rapping=worst combination

[Timmyponder]

DUMBASS...

JESUS KISSED WOMEN which in those days was not cool.

and there are mentions of him hugging people as well...

I can see wat they are getting at with telling christians to follow what there bible says and staying away from sexual temptation but that is too far!!!

[vander7484]

Im ruff ride her too my christian side hugger!

[XBCX96]

this is why i hate radical christians. they think every little thing is a dirty sin that you should be ashamed of, even though those "sins" are completely fine, and their ruling behind it is completely contradictory.

for example: hugging is a sin, you can only do a normal hug if your married. but if you do hug, I WILL BEAT YOU INTO A COMA.

see what i mean?

[Arvindo]

Damn, these guys must be adopted.

[Richprincess307]

Lmao. xD

Most of my friends are christian, and they would never do this. :L

'we be side hugging!' xD

[naimop]

awsome :) i still hate the idea lol

[HoTpOtAtOwNeD13]

im speechless.

how can christians take something as innocent as a hug

and turn it into a cause of sexual desire.

[troofpaste]

not all of us do. I am a christian, and I think it is seriously ridiculous. I'm kinda freaked out.

[LAREDOTX23]

0MG JUST GiiV3 A FR3AKiN N0RMAL HG SH3SH

[SuziBellatrix]

this is the dumbest song I have I have ever heard of.

[hordy82]

I think many of you here are missing the point of this song and video. This is actually about gay awareness, you see these fruitcakes are acting like the biggest homos imaginable. Now give me that christian side hug!

[ACoupleObsessionsXD]

this is such bullshit.

[SonicRuleZ97]

Your going tot beat me o eath cause i did a regular hug?

[bigdogsp555]

how come the preist hugs me from the back :[

[davedaman23]

hahahahaha

[blight0350]

I'm pretty sure their satanist...

[iamsamsamiam17]

i watched CNN they said that the christian side hug is a Phenomenon so lets do it!!!!!!!! all together now ...... i wanna be a rough rider!!!! with the star wars theme song!!!! yeahh boeee so my girl friend said to stop christian side hugging her she felt turned on when i grabbed her boobs ...

[Rainmaker2110]

Shit, you have more access to grab a boob with the Christian Side-Hug. Thanks terrible rappers! Great idea!!!

[SkodisCZ]

if there is god, he would not allow to perform this s*it

[ImaJosha]

you can still hump a person with a side hug.....

[iamsamsamiam17]

(aaronwestera) you are so right its bad to make parody of a stupid ass video that parodies it self .

That is such a fun and interactive way to explain rules in a retreat , it works. hey last night i christian side hugged my girlfriend for valentines day and she loved it , she felt none exited in anyway ..... So people lets give a (chance) and start christian side hugging people , maybe they'll call the police ....

[dominodash21]

Dude if your serious.

oh my god.

Im a christian and i give NORMAL hugs

its not like if i hug a woman shes gonna orgasm

you people take this shit too serious.

AND if normal hugs are EVIL how come we have done them since HUMANS existed.

[ACoupleObsessionsXD]

i agree. and why is it okay to beat the shit outta someone but not okay to give a regular hug?!?

[Techmarine20]

These guys are so fucking retarded! They're making a morale issue out of fucking hug! Its a hug! It doesn't mean your gunna fuck dry hump someone.

[fmalch1209]

This video made me rage so hard..

[JACKIJEWITT]

It's not misheard. FUCK. They just CLEARLY tried to make a humorous point... so, A) this video wasn't great but it said what everyone was thinking... B) Everyone trying to correct the creators are fucking morons... they obviously knew it wasn't MIME. When do mimes come into context... EVER?! Seriously, grow up and understand when people try to parodize something...

[rongdisk23]

i think these people were very shelterd as kids.. god damnt

[aaronwestera]

douche rules - easy rules F@!#! - filled You can nut-hug boy - don't use that front hug boy makes my face awkward - that makes things awkward off up her cousin - up off her cause we mime - mind Perhaps if your'e going to try to poke fun of a joke song... a) Get the words you're poking at right b) Look up the definition of satire (hint that's what they're using) c) Try using your mind d) Lighten up as it's just a creative and funny way to explain the rules at their event/retreat.

[Solice82]

Misheard Lyrics?  :O

[leprecon66]

@aaronwestera

these dickheads are preaching about how hugs are evil unless to the side i think they and u were both sheltered by mummy as kids

[DancinSnake]

What are the black guys doing in the back? why are they there? XD

[bashafacin]

Who are these fagget fucktard cocksucking faggets?

[waldoman7]

well the sidehug is actually a decent idea if you want to be REALLY conservative and feel front hugs are too sexual. Now I don't think i buy it but if a person wants to do that it's his/her right.

It is undoubtedly ridiculous to preach about it to us though and to make this horribly stupid rap song about it is....well most people are laughing here for a reason.

You honestly have to wonder if these guys qualify as sane

[isueu9]

well a side hug can turn into a front hug can turn into some coke and that can turn into some pot

[Gizpokemon12321]

ok so your a religous group, your rasist, you swear, and talk about beating someone to a coma at 0:45. how nice...

[Gizpokemon12321]

not to mention your annoying as fuck

[wltmnw]

you aint no rabbi or priest!

[adametokillfor]

^ Agnostic ^

Oh my god. I haven't laughed that hard in forever. I'm in tears, man. WIN!

[jimbq24]

I fucking hate every single one of the people on this stage. Period. I'm a Christian but fuck all of these people, they need their skulls beaten in with a bat.

[sk8punk29461]

@jimbq24 thank you someone fucking understands

[antihero06]

those pics of Jesus hugging people at the end made this video

[tejpbit20]

i thought being a gangster and punching someone into a coma was sin, then hugging is worse then punching someone to coma?

[jkowalec]

How can u be an adult and believe in religion? It scares me to think grown people believe these fairy tales. Stop being so scared u lemmings. And this shit sucks.

[trasher84]

@jkowalec yeah that unbelievable

[yumher1]

Fuck it, I'll embrace my girlfriend with my boner and kiss her too. Douchebags. xD Trollin'. :]!

[johnnoization]

@yumher1 same proddin her belly ftw xD

[mrjay602]

LMAO these guys are*idiots.

[TJC7190]

i think im gonna dissagree with him. . . i bet jesus did hug somebody like that. . . and it PROBABLY didn't lead to sex. . . just sayin

[theBrightman]

I would like to officially agree to the pact to punch that guy in the face.

[ATrueSonOfAnarchy]

GODdamn it. What a joke, and what fags.

[Robbi159]

What the fuck is this shit...?

[VishnusLittleHelper]

"I'm a rump rider, filled up with Christ's love"

[Itisidutchdude]

two camels in a tiny car

[geabus1043]

RWJ!!! :) wins every single argument

[Itisidutchdude]

@geabus1043 =3 FTW!!!!! They  must have squaids!

[geabus1043]

@itisidutchdude, no, i just think they are trollin

[Itisidutchdude]

@geabus1043 ROFLMAO

[miniscafa5]

@Itisidutchdude 2 camels in a small car

[Gizpokemon12321]

totally... rwj ftw

[raven66622]

i love how they are talking about not sinning and ect. but there is fucking gun shots in the background and fucking shooting isnt a fucking sin? IDIOTS!

[MsLawlMuffin]

Yeah and talking about beating you until you`re in a coma... o_o

[MarkRosengarten]

@raven66622 You can kill people, just don't f|?<|< them.

[Jhita101092Singh]

please please please someone shoot these motherfuckers

[shottinguneye]

LOL the guys in the backa ren't black.. they're just shadowed

[shottinguneye]

LAME

[tomte47]

Urban dictionary on Rough rider:

1:a condom covered with spikes enhancing sexual experience for the female, sometimes pain

2:Someone who prefers dry anal or vaginal sex, or is extra rough with intercourse

Somehow i doubt the people who are afraid of hugs know that :)

[jehophus]

If it was made just for entertainment and they don't actually mean it, then that is hilarious. If they actually mean what they are saying, it is even funnier. Either way, "fucking with" the song doesn't change the original intent, it is just a funny commentary.

[kaysee1011]

Ok I was there at the EG conference in February of 09 you're totally fucking with the song. It's sad to see what you guys are doing to a song clearly made just for entertainment!

[micallefjr]

pwnd at 3:38 xD

[RedEyedKiller]

The 11 command "Don't give frontal hugs."

WTF I didn't even know that the was such a thing as side hug and frontal hug ...

[hahascooter]

This made my day and let me know Im not the whitest person on the planet.

[thundafaceplant]

that are the wrong lyrics dude

[Swamoez0rs]

I do hope live sterile lives...

[uysinshia]

...are they fucking SERIOUS?

[cassanovadamsle]

I wanna makeout with someone in front of them now xDD

[BillRoyMcBill]

Rough Riders...lol

It's ok to go bare-back, but no fully clothed "regular" hug.

[p0mgify]

so you can't give someone a regular hug but you can beat them into a coma?

Christians have fucked priorities

[UchihaItachiback]

F**** up with christ love

[Mozafunkula]

Riot Control!

[rohanwotan2]

Also, do they realize a roughrider is a man that gives and receives anal? Especially when they say "I'm a roughrider, filled up with christ's love"......it takes on a different meaning.

I don't think any of them are at risk of losing their virginity, at least not with this act.