Assassin's Creed 2 OST - Track 20 - The Madam

[TheJizzCAKE]

Virgin no more when i'm done with them!! xd

[that1dude0092]

there is a lesson in AC games

never listen to politicians

listen to

Prostitutes and thieves

[TheBambiniGiant]

@that1dude0092 And you'd be surprised how sound their reasons to what they do, is technically valid! :D In today's world that is.

[ThaGoofyRapist]

@wkunzelman1 @wkunzelman1 Lol I like my girls how I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed with coke.

[kagome1ify]

11 people obviously are Rodrigo Borgia lovers.

[ToInnovateAlways]

This needs to be longer

[BnalrmiCorp]

That's a woman? Thought ti's was a boyy. xD

[CrazyForCooCooPuffs]

@BnalrmiCorp dumbass

[kagome1ify]

@CrazyForCooCooPuffs Stop judgeing. Worry about your opioion instead of his/her

[MultiMattStudios]

@BnalrmiCorp Without dropped balls... Yeah I think I can understand that.

[malicant123]

The music of this game really is quite amazing. It's nothing like renaissance music yet to me at least, it seems to provoke thoughts of the period and make it seem almost palpable. Truely, Jasper Cyd did a first rate job with AC.

[SuperAsi666]

the beautiful sound of orgasm gives me chills

[Kryptonian250]

Ezio: As was my mother...

Oh Ezio even 35 years later all the way in Istanbul, you still remember Maria´s words.

[AlikCw]

I see a courtesant angel while listening to this song

[CUBETechie]

ezio betritt das bordel 

[xservintage]

Ezio: A minute is all I need.

Cristina: Indeed.

Ezio: Wait, that came out wrong

[Kryptonian250]

Ezio remembers his mom´s words in Revelations.

[pwngingpleasure]

"I think we have the wrong building..."

[whotaughtyou]

PLEASURE THOUGHTS ACER ASPIRE 5315

[CanCan2623]

TH1849's comment is SPAM! It is a video with OBLIVION music, not AC music!

[13lackfriday]

isn't this ezio's just-got-laid song?

[RandomCommenterful]

@THC1849 You lier. That just took me to an Oblivion track.

[julianomhanna]

the woman in this song has a very imotional way of laughing

[MusicBabeStar]

@julianomhanna Lolz! xD

[Staamper]

0:42-0:48 makes Paula(A.K.A. Madonna in english it's Madam, hence the name of the song and is played when Ezio meets Paula) seem very wise and all knowing.to me anyways

[pg13superstar]

0:20 - 0:23 very nice. never heard a good voice trill before

[Staamper]

@pg13superstar favorite part of this song and favorite song i think Assassin's Creed II is and always will be the best game because of it's music,soundtrack,songs.Assassi­n's Creed Brotherhood is O.K. my favorite song from Assassin's Creed Brotherhood is the fighting song, and "the master Assassin" song. I REALLY hope Assassin's Creed Revelations Doesn't let me down with soundtracks. CAN'T WAIT T'ILL ASSASSINS' CREED REVELATIONS.

[XZachFairX]

@pg13superstar

trills are a bit hard though :3

[NabihahAliShah]

LOvely voice Its so lovely :)

[ZzVinniezZ]

it so beautiful

[cyndilu93]

@UnderseaApple lol

[elevatorcrashers]

beautiful song :)

[UnderseaApple]

Lyrics: Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot x10 :P

[EuropeanNinja]

*post random quote from game and get thumbs up*

[SearchRodge]

love for the young ezio with his sleepy head and his pranks <3

[cocoman2121]

Ezio: I only need a minute...

Cristina: Oh do you?

Ezio: Oh wait that came out wrong...

[SpartanMartan973]

Frederico: "let Cristina sleep"

Ezio: "There will be time for sleep... later"

[bob15872]

Fiora and her iron tipped fan one of the best multiplayer charechters ever!

[pinkstrawberrypig]

ohh this makes me think of young Ezio every time I hear it! ^^ 

[EpIcPrOdIGyPeRsOn]

I love the way the music sets the scenes it really does remind you of the courtesans

[DynamicScherzo]

Theme of a true manwhore.

[blazinblue777]

Ezio: She needed help.....with some things!

[BryannaAkins560]

in Bortherhood, this was the Brothel's theme song, for the Rose in Fiore.

[utapau235]

courtesans songs

[ValetinoLovebird]

THE MADAM BROKE MY SPEAKERS!!!!

[garfieldfan0]

@ValetinoLovebird And ears too xD

[singleimpactx3]

7 people obviously don't have vaginas as an outlet.

[YouLudi]

@singleimpactx3 make that 8

[chibigrunt]

@singleimpactx3 Lol, I own a vagina as an outlet :D

[IBiteTheHandThatFed]

@chibigrunt Hey me too! High five!

[chibigrunt]

@IBiteTheHandThatFed Yeah! *high fives*

[JstGoinForIt]

@chibigrunt you and me both, sista! *Tosses random cookie of your liking to you*

[chibigrunt]

@JstGoinForIt Yeah, cookie! "I thought the dark side had cookies" "Bitch, AC provides the best :D"

[VampireChai7]

@singleimpactx3 make that ten -_-

fucking templars.

[MegaRipVanWinkle]

@singleimpactx3

And you have made THE most epic comment on youtube ever :D

[MusicBabeStar]

@singleimpactx3 I liked this, and I don't have vaginas as an outlet because...Well...Because 1st-I'm a Girl 2nd-I'm 12! xD

[ThaGoofyRapist]

@MusicBabeStar I don't recommend telling your age on such an open site. lol

[KingSpartan226]

@ThaGoofyRapist definitely true.

[wkunzelman1]

@ThaGoofyRapist I read your comment... then your username. O_o

[Kryptonian250]

The obvious innuendo aside whenever I hear this song, it makes me think of 15 century Italy with all its magic and when mankind was finding itself again.

[elgostine]

@Kryptonian250 the same renaissance genius that remade paintings, liteerature and science, also remade the dark art of war.

[carlosdaniel2147]

Lol

Maria: I make men's hearts more firmer

Ezio: Among other things also I'm sure xD

[Gielio1993]

omg divine vocals!

[steveboy49]

Paola: *claps hands* "You can go now girls*

Courtesan 1: "Aw do we have to"

Courtesan 2: "So innocent"

Courtesan 1: "He's cute"

*Ezio smirk*

[xtian71796]

"Its a me!!! aMario!"

[Gegeratsu]

@xtian71796 What does that quote have to do with the song...?

[xtian71796]

@Gegeratsu It has to do with the game.

[Axemyx]

@xtian71796 WHOOOA~! I don't want to know why Mario is in Paola's place ;A;

[xtian71796]

@Axemyx Banana

[GunsNRosesGal46]

Let's teach you how to steal....

[whoseyourdaddy600]

thats so cool you can here her breathing and the sounds when shes going to bbegin singing

[CorssairTF2]

All the time I hear this song it reminds me of Spice and Wolf anime series :o

[Matsuda41]

I think im in need of some great deal of compert and sucker. :P

[metalsonic546]

@Matsuda41 I think I will need much comfort and succor.*

[ValetinoLovebird]

7 people were either Catherina's father or the guards that were sent to him...

[plzpickmeRay]

i only like the begining of this song

[Kryptonian250]

This plays when Ezio first comes to the whorehouse. They all have great music including the whores.

[xCarliniii]

Mother: You should find an outlet!

Ezio: I have plenty of outlets..

Mother: I ment besides vaginas.

Ezio: Mother!!!

Best mum ever? Lol.

[VampiricDragon666]

@xCarliniii Ezio's got a great family, doesn't he? He doesn't get in trouble with his dad for staying out so late, and his mom just flat out says that he needs to do something else with his life other than chase women. Ezio's got all that he could ask for... well... at least until the secret family business interferes.

[xCarliniii]

@VampiricDragon666 Actually abit spoiled, but who cares 8D

Anyways, you need all the motivation you can get when your an assassin-in-training.

[ukrainiaNManiak]

@xCarliniii yeah...until you had to find the FUCKIN" FEATHERS!!

[xCarliniii]

@ukrainiaNManiak Blame his mother for not doing shit whilst her son is out there saving the world.

[Avataryoutuification]

@xCarliniii It sucks how my family was in the room when it said this and I have 3 younger siblings (1-6 years old) and I was not allowed to play the game until a month later, lol.

[xCarliniii]

@Avataryoutuification Lolz.. They should thank you for giving your siblings some sexual education. Some ways might be alot harder. And very awkward.

[Avataryoutuification]

@xCarliniii Well considering my mother is very 'catholic' yet my father is in the agnostic position but has morales about keeping bad things away from children so we don't end up you know.. doing it early and not before marriage (I wouldn't do it before marriage since it just seems wrong, I want a loving relationship.) They wouldn't thank me.

But they're old style parents, but not that strict so it's ok...

Oh and it was very awkward, my parents stared at me and said "Please play a nicer game"

[xCarliniii]

@Avataryoutuification Blame Ubisoft.. They might sue xD

[Avataryoutuification]

@xCarliniii lol nah.

I still can play games on my budget gaming pc where nobody will annoy me.

[xCarliniii]

@Avataryoutuification Or you could make a big deal about oppression.. Just saying ^^

[THEBENZ4]

@xCarliniii No matter how many times I watch that scene, I still crack up.

[clonemovie32]

@xCarliniii yes one of my favorite lines of assassins creed 2 lol

[XxRokusasuxX]

@xCarliniii YES! That was the moment when I sat silently and went... "Why can't she be MY mother?"

[hohokage]

@xCarliniii that's how he met is long life friend leornardo da vinci XD

[kart00nki11a]

It sounds like pippins song from LOTR ROTK in my opinion

[leowulffan]

i love this music

[leowulffan]

is this where ezio comes to maria in the whorehouse?

[Vampbadguy]

Maria - You Should Find an Outlet

Ezio - I have plenty of outlets

Maria - I meant Besides vaginas

xDxDxDxD

[Hodak55]

@Vampbadguy Im 12 years old when i first played the game i was like :O .

[Salamii1337]

@Hodak55 I'm 12 years old now and play this fucking awesome game <3

[HellsSalvation]

@Salamii1337 You two realise this is rated M for Mature?

It means that if you're not mature enough to handle the content, don't play it.

And if you're commenting on Youtube, making a deal out of a character mentioning vaginas, you're too immature to play it.

[EPICchicks]

@HellsSalvation *Agrees* Although, there are SOME 12/13 year olds mature enough to handle it xD My little sister plays it, her face is so intense like the whole time (:

And not a single word or flinch from her during that scene ^^

[Fralohalo]

@HellsSalvation Vagina.

[Vampbadguy]

xD its now Catherina! Its Christina!

[Tumbleweed9001]

Press Rectangle to take of the shirt!

[StyrbjornStarke]

Gotta have sex to this song :)

[sataridis]

@StyrbjornStarke there's actually a specific song for that, "christina" it is, a bonus track

[menetp30]

need he pusssss???? XD

[TheVGamer]

Damn fine OST. Ubisoft hired some good singers and fat ladies.

[Scratch2C]

@TheVGamer they dont need to be fat to sound like that lets not be so ignorant

[RainbowsareTrashy]

I think this songs quite beautiful really.

[oogyboogyooy]

God! Yes, I know it's Christina now, but I can't edit the damn post!

[IpiRayan]

Is it bad that this is my favorite song in the soundtrack? :?

[8159173]

this makes me feel like im surrounded by hookers

[TehHotRoD]

Ezio is a Womanizer and yet he even says things that shall be remembered forever; 1."uhh I think we have the wrong building"-Paola's Place. 2." I think it will take more than the two, er.. three of us to succeed"-Ezio and Bartolomeo (And Bianca). 3."A lore en des Sinore, Requiscat in Pace": Nothing is true Everything is Permitted Rest in Peace- Ezio speaking to the Spaniard before entering the Vault.

[madwolf000]

wen was this played in the game ?

[AddySwe]

@madwolf000 When Ezio met Paola for the first time

[NOSYPOWER]

@madwolf000 when ezio entered the house of courtesans

[BUGHUNTER6]

'' I think we have the wrong building. ''

[Fwjchimx]

poor templars their out numbered... 4 Templars V.S. 101 Assassin's

[Fwjchimx]

F**** THE PEOPLE WHO HATE THIS THE B****ES

SH**** ON UR MOTHER DAM YOU

[sa24ful]

Jesper kyd is one of the best artists for games in the fucking world!

[binyuk]

'I AM in need of some...rest and succor...;)' *flashfowards after four girls go to Ezio* AGHHH I don't even wanna KNOW. XD

[Lahnapihvi]

Ezio: "I think we got the wrong building."

Teodora: "No this is it."

Ezio: "Well, in that case..."

[stoopitmoose]

@Lahnapihvi *Anneta. You don't meet Teodora 'till Venice

[Comrade4561]

"she needed help with some ... things ... mostly innocent .... "

[BLU3GL0W93]

i think im gonna cry ='( so passionate...so soft...so calm...

[mrakoplasovozadlo]

Funniest for me was when Christina´s father was chasing him and Ezio yelled unconvincingly "Stop! I am, eh, mostly innocent!"

[0suvi]

@mrakoplasovozadlo "She Needed Help With Some Things.."

[PokeMuffel231]

a luigi would like it here . lol

[JournalManTV]

HA HA HA HAAAA

what the hell man

IM SINGIN TO THIS MUSIC

wha.. ur retarded

[7913AJunior]

One of the best tracks in AC2. Isn't it the song thats played when you first meet Paula?

[dutchfett]

@7913AJunior

Yes it is.

[JEMIF88]

aww love it!

[Segeric]

I have been looking for this, sent chills down my spine when I first heard it.

[brasilianboy1793]

SEXYYYYYY

[ladysithari]

@HillierSmithStudios: Keep in mind that when you first start playing Ezio, he's 17. By the end, he's in his 40's.

[Kampert4]

@ladysithari it would be nice if Ezio was 17 in the whole game. That would be amazing. An asassin of 17 years old.

[ladysithari]

@Kampert4 Eh, yeah... that'd be cool for a while. XD

[fantastibones]

actually if think hes about 27

because he says ten years since my family were killed

[OddGuitarist]

@fantastibones but the game goes to 1499, so he would be 40 years old by the time he trys to assassinate Rodrigo Borgia

[emmerin]

@ladysithari actually when the game ends hes exactly 40 years old

[Gegeratsu]

Ezio: Madonna, I think we have the wrong building.

Teodora: Shut up and have some fun! :P

Ezio: O.O

[PhilJackson08]

haha best quotations

[Arbadour]

Teodora: You must be in need of comfort and succor.

Ezio: I have such aches and pains, Madonna, I may be in need of much comfort and succor...

[Hellyn18]

*Close to touch her breasts O.o, but she lets the girls do it XD

[ieatflood]

ezio: "i think we have the wrong building"

me: "shut up and have some fun"

[bmxismylife123]

Ezio enters bordello

he's like 0_O

I think we got wrong building

[balltoball1]

it was halarious

[HillierSmithStudios]

Doesn't anyone else think Ezio's voice dropped too quickly?

[chosha1]

@HillierSmithStudios: I think that time skipping probebly helped that out. lol!

[Kangooroo08]

Nudes =D

[balltoball1]

boo ya

[LamentOfInnocence1]

"I think we have the wrong building..."

[HotaruZoku]

@LamentOfInnocence1 "Honestly Ezio. There are days I wonder about you."

[letspoo]

this one dose a good job justifying places like brothels

[Umz15824]

requiescat in pace

[shadowofdarkness22]

For some reason I find this song one of my favorites... O.o

[Rasengirl15]

ahahaha i love that part, that was so funny. ezio says the funniest things :)

[seba096]

It was Cristina, not Catherina :)

[oogyboogyooy]

Catherina: Only for a minute.

Ezio: A minute is all I need.

Catherina: Indeed.

Ezio: Uh, wait, that came out wrong.

[Tealia]

@oogyboogyooy

Her name was "Cristina", not Catherina. :)

[oogyboogyooy]

@Tealia ah, riiight, catherina is another girl he meets in Forli I think

[cjandgunner35]

@oogyboogyooy yes..i guess you are right..catherina..daughter of DUKE OF MILAN..wow

[wiskerkitten]

@oogyboogyooy man thats one of the funny parts in ac2