Iraqi Patriot Missile Defense System

[TuRkmEnOkaN]

in 1990 the US shitted itself against iraq

[Alixandah]

Does he say "Chicken must be on every woman and child?" Mother of god.

[soundmethod]

AWESOME !!! PACK YOU BAGS BOYS ! YOU ARE GOING TO THE PENTAGON !

[zalmaykhan1]

Loool

[ssal1122]

where is Bill o reilly when we need him.

He needs to review this video first hand to tell us how much are we in danger and why was the government right to wage war against "them"

[RS233]

Holy shit!, what if they sell this to Iran!.

[yostoyou]

that was freaking genius!

[PRoDiiGYox]

acting doesn't get much better! sign them up for the next transformers movie

[Sickboyyyyy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH 

[andr3asf]

Why did he step forward

[Krakarn]

@andr3asf I think it's because he started to protect the guy. And where are the other defence systems...? :P

[Savol1]

@andr3asf So it gets more random ^^

[Starfelt94]

Why do I think about Don't mess with the Zohan when I see this?

[Mutubeish]

hehe awesome =P

[Chemowski]

Iraq - Just a troll country

[Mize5]

This guys are kewl.

[TheDeadPickle]

hahaha the best

[Tro77fac3]

Existenz was definitely here.

[booganton]

haha wtf xD

[al3xandermannen]

haha love it

[CrushProject]

this is better then the 'patriot arrow.' (men in tights)

[cindyaniston]

Awesome acting.

[bddblade]

lmao

[lbgundead]

Love how he just shuffles to the right at the end

[geahs]

hilarious. :D

[BannannaNinja]

This is the best ever!

You need to make a series!!

[opes1]

that was awesome

[orcslayer99]

omg that is so fking funny

[laurierchick11]

random track suit

[freetebet]

more of these videos please!!!!!

[findjairo]

yes



[bnhek562]

These mexicans are funny!!!!

[MsMayaLuv]

@bnhek562

They are Afghans lol

[juicedup14]

are those gunshots i hear in the backround? at 0:06

[IntertubeTr0ll]

@juicedup14 It's wind you mong.

[robbbilo]

@juicedup14 lol, maybe ur right, i hear it too.

[juicedup14]

@robbbilo yeah these Kurds don't give a fuck if there are gunshots they got a fuckin missle defense system!

[glassking99]

I'll take 500 ...

[llillillill]

LOOOOL the 80s nylon jacket is so spot on

[SigningUpForPorn]

haha

[giantelite]

LOL @ HIM RANDOMLY STEPPING INFRONT

[Dystopia1980]

The ending = ROFL

[jungleVIP]

ok. i don't get the end.

[GreenerGatsu]

how the fuck did this get 300,000 hits

[obama93142]

I was waiting for 500 pairs of shoes flying at the end...

[hayashikin]

@obama93142

Yep, waiting for the same thing

[hayashikin]

@obama93142

Yep, waiting for the same thing.

[generationdana9]

Brilliant!!

[DepthOfMyBrain]

haha, gj

[ihr0ppa]

I'll buy 500. Where can I order? xD

[Krasnajamaskwa]

George W. Bush need it.

[Schaluck]

Epic^^

[beautiful94551]

nice arab accent Fahim(:

[14589sumedh]

and i need 350 of them....send them over..

[H3LLK3RN]

you must be carefull...the drones are watching you

[augoose79]

Sad thing is they are serious.

[alcantara13]

Is this the WMD that the Bush admistration looking for?

[eyrobbanoedde]

I would like 200 of Iraqi Patriot Missile Defense System please

[bkShorty239]

Hahahahahaha! W-wait, what happened during field tests 1-36?? O.o

[FutureTechSpace]

Lmfao....

[BLSmithFilms]

haha funny :)

[HEadshot00001234]

I could just image this on the next Tosh.o

[oldfrend]

hahaahah that was snort-out-loud funny.

[hellmutcompton]

hahah i pied my pant

[MarvelVulcan]

Lawl the ending weirdness is hilarious .

[niall456]

I know its pretty shit that we deposed a dictator who gassed the Kurds. When will the free world learn to let innocent tyrants live in peace?

I am confused as to why the peace and love brigade didn't fix the problem of Adolf Hitler or Ghengis Khan either however. Perhaps they are too busy smoking weed?

[thompsonjeremiah]

Q: what should Iraq get for their air defense system?

A: a refund

[ntrong32]

lmaoshmsfoaidmt

[GentlemanStratt]

You dudes. Hate brings more hate, you know that. All you can do is try (however desperately) to understand each other. Love man, were all one. keep rockin

[konrad12xpl]

Bush need one of those

[Nitroamek]

Wow. Kolesie są na topie. Takie dresowe gatki to Ja widzę co chwilę na mieście jak jakiś laser popierdziela w nich z Iphonem w ręku.

[IRChrisBrown]

This made my day.

[UchiMikoii]

0:10

chicken must be on every  AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Squival138]

fukin hell you guys are funny as fuck! xD

love the way you stand/speak to the camera, brilliant!

[cra2]

Funny!  That's actually funny!

[barnes80]

Hahahaha this is hilarious! Great job guys. Is this in Iraq?

[eternalgracenote]

Would like to finally see middle-eastern comedy like this. Good work fellas.

[costybarbu]

nice :)))

[locust38]

they have internet in iraq ?

[Robstailey]

lol the dude's only wearing one shoe

[Robstailey]

that was pretty awesome

[druidamixyt]

Very funny :)

[forum8417]

nice sweatpants

[d46512]

You're front page on reddit gentlemen. Congrats.

[lacey72]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DoctorSomeone]

holy crap!

we should have thought about that before

[ZOTE007]

wery good :))

salute from Macedonia

[Jericho92Gamer]

Im sure Mr bush would be interested

[MONDARIZDK]

Good show :-)

[kidzior]

Best defense system ever!

I would like to buy a gazzilion of those!

[rectum1001]

EPIC!

[petrobiker]

fucking epic want

[TheTokyoFunk]

I like you guys. You're alright.

[RonBurgundy161]

Is this meant to be funny?

[Drakoman07]

@RonBurgundy161 You....ate the whole...wheel of cheese? Wow. I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

[14873]

@RonBurgundy161 It's whatever you want it to be

[julianlee]

That is how the Iraqi Ratheon is created

[XXPPeeksXX]

Borat?

[lilaznalien]

Wow, America really needs to catch up. I didn't realize we were so far behind.

[thenfm]

reddit keeps giving my computer viruses!

[nicknuke7]

Some days it is Sunni, other days it is just Shiite.

[EikC]

@nicknuke7

But every day, it's Muslim! :)

[diegirri]

i'm tellin osama

[peperonyandchease]

Nice halloween shirt.

[dennmetal]

Pure Genius

[graph180]

Reeboks? A weapon that fires Reeboks?

You mad fools! What have you done!? You'll destroy us all! That's too much power for mankind to have! Soon the sky will be filled with the horrid wailing of laces flapping through the air as millions of over-priced sneakers fall upon us! The horror! The horror!

[scgilleland]

This was fucking hilarious, really wasn't expecting that haha!

[XtQfH]

Get a life

[flawlessjess]

With this kind of defensive technology they're developing it's only a matter of time before they turn it into a serious weapon. Remember that Bush shoe-throwing incident....coincidence, or test run?

[Fucklesticks]

This made my day

[iriji1]

Their creepy non-smiles and bizarre stares into the camera turn this schlock into a hilarious classic.

[ISOTheGza]

This looks like Chino Hills State Park

[RFSIndustries]

I love you. This is amazing

[demianxss]

UMAD BRO? 

[gardnergrendal]

Are you guys Mexicans or what?

[neocon70]

@gardnergrendal

These are the new faces of America. White America is nearly dead. By 2070, the Caucasian race will be the minority in Canada and America.

[oobiedoob]

@neocon70

plenty of whites are already part native and might not even know it

[asdf2345234]

You should win an award for this.

[jayash76]

this is hilarious!

[hasanka87]

Amazing. As an Iraqi I can vouch for the authenticity of the sports jacket you've selected for this video, spot on!

[ZJsmiler]

should probably get an oscar.

[Grey80002]

Genius in every way.

[carlitos05]

hahaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA *POOF!!*

[TheVexedSoul]

this is legendary.

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

ya i tried that before to defend against a missle. it worked.

[InciderePerCaelum]

This is M. Night Shyamalan's greatest work to date.

[oem42]

@InciderePerCaelum what a twist

[rtnslnd]

"chicken must be on every woman and child"? Is that what he said? lulz

[SketchyBack]

@rtnslnd "I know hard-working Americans are trying to put food on their family" ~ Bush

[Saileahgaz]

we need some of those in the US to defend the president from journalists! LMAO!

[JayDMusic]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[sincitynewbie]

Can't take a shoe to the face. Wimp.

[sincitynewbie]

Can't take a shoe to the face. Wimp.

[Chinchirra]

@Thehappypages no one cares about your upvote whoring

[TNTagentX]

Pause and press play then at 0:33 press left for fun.

[MisterArvid]

Anybody else notice that whenever he says gentlemen it sounds like the guy from Kung Pow??

[bannedfromtv]

That was GREAT!

[ntrong32]

38 people cannot afford the Iraqi Missile Defense system.

[Zipppppppp]

LOL!

[alahos]

In the desert! With a box of scraps!!

[MyIphoneMovies]

Oh this is Good! Original!! :)

[LilmarvelAngel]

Hey look, your shoe laces are untied.

[Scrag06]

No one can threaten the USA! They will take 12 billion of these.

[Dontcareskate]

SO DUMB

[Nemop11]

Hilarious and awesome.

[andrewc513]

It's Always Sunny is Fallujah.

[Neigno]

@andrewc513

> It's Always Sunni in Fallujah

FTFY.

[vidyablog]

I laughed so hard I almost forgot about America's brutal occupation of Iraq.

[paintballer3377]

@vidyablog thanks Buzz Killington

[Burninator456]

@vidyablog Saddam's brutal reign in Iraq was worse (not saying the occupation is good though)

[trexdegenerate]

@Burninator456 Hmmm, I wonder who made Sadam's tyranny possible? Oh yeah that's right! The US did.

[wondermega4ever]

@Burninator456 it was a secular and christian-friendly regime....this ought to be underlined.

[Burninator456]

@wondermega4ever so what if it was "christian-friendly?" Saddam ordered the use of chemical weapons to kill his own citizens. that ought to be underlined.

[wondermega4ever]

@wondermega4ever I know where you're getting to..let me make things clear..I'm no christian or whatever, I am just stating the fact that Christians there (not really a non-muslim friendly region) were tolerated and could operate some businesses. His regime was secular. Apart from that, he was an evil person. Why did I bring these ''positive' facts??Just to make sure that although his regime was indeed brutal...one could find interesting aspects not frequent in the middle east.

[exbladex99]

@vidyablog calling it brutal is a bit unfair. Any occupation will be brutal. I think among occupations, Iraqi *liberation* was quite tame.

[evandavis7]

@vidyablog You know we're currently teaching their army to be proficient soldiers so they can defend themselves, right?

[ReconTeam111]

@vidyablog

You suck. Insurgent filth would kill these guys for any number of reasons if they got the chance. Hell, if Saddam saw this he would probably laugh and then execute them. Yep... such a "brutal occupation" by the big bad Americans.

Despite what you may think these guys have more of a chance to make something of themselves than they did under Saddam.

[Robstailey]

@ReconTeam111

a. theyre americans

b. we've murdered hundreds of thousands of civilians and quadrupled their cancer rates. and when we leave the extremists will take over the government. yea, way to go .

[ReconTeam111]

@Robstailey

Bullshit. The insurgents have purposely murdered far more civilians than American forces have accidentally killed in the chaos of war. Quadrupled their cancer rate? Unlikely unless the Iraqis go around licking heavy metals all day. When we leave there will be some bloodshed but if they can get their shit together the end result will be better than living under the rule of Saddam and his sons for decades.

[DirtyDishSoap]

@ReconTeam111 Or Iran just invades when we leave.

[FmMan33]

George Bush needed on of these when a missile got thrown at him a while back.

[bazmail]

About as effective as the original US version at a fraction of the cost.

[sam3ten]

Is this available on Amazon?

[stealyphil1925]

I just bought an Iraqi Patriot Missile Defense System Executive Defense System and now my life is safe. Many thank yous to Iraqi Patriot Missile Defense System.

[dyl4nw]

hillarious

[graysonsmarrt21]

terrorists!



[graysonsmarrt21]

terrorists!