Joe Rogan on ex-boyfriends

[theAYLEEYUN]

I practice trying to make that wolf noise daily

[Pottan23]

This is so accurate, not a single boy who befriends a girl wants to stay friends :P

[thismortalday]

Now that's funny*

[thismortalday]

Now that's funnyz

[901dee]

so true

[veilx]

This is so fucking ture, it's not even funny... well, it is, but, yeah.

[danlc95]

Pure gold. Been on both sides.

[cq2w]

@danlc95 ahaha I am on the ex boyfriend side, right now.

[bourtelli]

oh my lord...looool

too much truth in this

[whtef8]

we cant let women see this video ;)

[burgerkingmurders]

haha its like Bill Hicks sucking Satan's cock

[PlaystFreak]

@burgerkingmurders

Joe Rogan kind of reminded me of Bill Hicks during this act.

[Iambecome]

this is one of my favourite clips of all time. he fuckin nailed it!!!

[phishpeaks]

Rogan is one funny motherfucker. No question about it.

[ipodthekid]

@Fantasticalisms tiger?

[WeAreAllOne1Love]

This is sooo true and also with "guy friends" that she has, their just waiting for the moment to make their move. Just some hungry wolves..

[AliceNchainz011]

@WeAreAllOne1Love Yup, girls are naive if they think otherwise

[Fantasticalisms]

best tiger impression ever

[21quigg]

wow...did anyone else see the adam sandler preview where he dresses up as a twin sister? dude chappelle was right ...fuckin crazy

[BikiniDeathSquad]

epic, epic, epic! this is stand up comedy

[PoundUrPancakeZ]

i legit had to pause the video at the parts when he's making those noises on the phone from laughing so hard xD

[jas0s0p]

homage to from pablo francisco and the legend bill hicks

[XxBl3nderxX]

boring...watched whole thing didnt make me laugh, i rlly hav no interest in this kind of stuff

[fsueveryday]

great now i have to look through all this shit for Nelsun11s comment

[MikeDunn]

@fsueveryday hahahaaha, I was just doing the same.

[shervman]

I love the howling! lol

[LASuperboy]

he's so dead onnn

[FootSoldierofGod]

lmaooooooooooooo!

[CatfishGumbo23]

haha rogans got game

[mrburns805]

Hahaha ive done that exact thing lol it works

[eskabarz90]

Shit, we are fucked. Is there any free girl who doesnt do that? Normal size please

[Bongsolo123]

You that old spice should know that youtube ad's piss people off

[BrianNineTails]

Exactly, he's using a Hicks gimmick but it's a little different. And yeah, Bill's not losing any marketing dollars over it haha

[lamalamila]

Love the wolf sounds he makes.

[hennck]

Gutsy to sway at Denis Leary for ripping Bill Hicks' material and then do an almost perfect rendition of 'Goat Boy'.

Or is "gutsy" to defensive? ;-)

Rogan is probably just borrowing the act which, of course (!), is a completely different matter and hey, Hicks is dead so who cares. ;-)

[elstroshitnonstop]

@hennck i am a huge hicks fan and there is no fucking similarity between the two pieces. what, because joe did a wolf impression? or because he did an impression of a girl? if you can actually prove that he stole any of the goat boy routine, other than the fact that both routines draw on the weakness of women, then maybe you are right, but probs not

[KogarasumaruStorm]

This video made me realize that I can be an asshole XD

[Cnupoc]

@KogarasumaruStorm haha

[RyogaXvX]

And then, IM an asshole for ending up punching this ex in the face, when none of her other ex boyfriends had the balls to.

[jokesonyouhaha1]

OK, so I checked out the Bill Hicks goat boy routine after seeing all the retarded comments about it. Didn't even crack a smile. Bill Hicks spit pussy-worshiping bitchass comedy, meant to get giggles out of women and their submissive girly boyfriends. Joe Rogan spits real comedy, for men, with real sense of humor. No comparison. So I could give 2 shits about the "original" faggoting "goat boy" routine. Shit, just that term tell you it's gay as fuck.

[TheMichaelseymour]

@jokesonyouhaha1 You dont know why this is offensive to women do you ? Your the epitome of a fuckin hick caveman by the sounds of it and the reason America is goin down -real soon ...you will be nuked soon ...and if your alive -you'll be walking around dazed looking for rats to eat ..your country's broke -your culture is sick -the rest of the worlds growing in economic and military power and your getting weaker . WW3 is just around the corner. History repeats ..i wish it did not -sorry .

[SuperBspb]

@TheMichaelseymour Wait, your from Cuba, and you say America is gonna get nuked? Your country is a pile of communist shit full of poverty and violence. No country has the balls to nuke us because if they do, they're fucked too.

[TheMichaelseymour]

@jokesonyouhaha1 all this talk from YOU about "fags" & faggots , gay talk is coming from you ! ...you seem hung up on it dude - in fact , ufc , men " hugging " each other in a REAR NAKED CHOKE , etc , etc , ....nothing homo - erotic about that ! PS :BEST BILL HICKS JOKE : "ANYONE ...dumb enough, to want to join the military - should be allowed in !

[enlightenmind5]

lol this is awesome

[BikiniDeathSquad]

this is the most epic bit he's ever wrote

[djsizzle2525]

those are great wolf noises he should do voices for cartoons

[MeredithOD]

hahaha that was fucking hilarious. and soooo true. any girl who lets her bf hang out w/ other girls, whether they're ex's or not, needs to watch this clip. like, now. "I'm your friend." "You shouldn't be alone." "You need a FRIEND." lmaooo. brilliant. I love how comedians make the most logical, intelligent points but do so through humor.

[jocam32]

ive never had to worry about them cheating...bc I PUT IT DOWN!!! lmao

[birddogbull]

no! I think what Rogan is pointing out is both genders are full of shit. women and men both play games and manipulate to satisfy their desires. however, if you watch the entire show, you will see Rogan points out how women are the true pigs.

[SuperMarioSilverback]

There is no single person on this earth that doesn't like to hear what Joe Rogan has to say. Unless you can't hear or what so ever. Pound for pound nmr.1 hahaha

[deathtotubez]

@SuperMarioSilverback how can you say that what are you talking about lmao

[superpooper1945]

Fucking love Rogan... He reminds me sometimes of the Horny Goat Boy from Bill Hicks.

[iamyouifyouareme]

His woman voice sounds just like Pablo Francisco's!

[psx2514]

This is why you should never get into a serious relationship with a girl who still talks to her ex boyfriends.

[ackwell11]

@psx2514 Was seeing this girl for a while, then she went to visit her ex boyfriend ("just friends"). Haven't heard from her since. So fuck yeah, don't trust girls who still talks to their ex boyfriends.

[psx2514]

@ackwell11 Did you dump that bitch?

[psx2514]

So fucking true!

[shwamaal]

fucking funny as hell..........lol...

[dagnab1]

DEAR GOD this man is fucking funny , JOE you rock ass if they hate on your comedy laugh at them becouse we are laughing with you and my side is hurting you are hilarious

[WeaselGregor]

That's to much Pablo Francisco wnnbe...

[renzokata]

wow i can say a lot but im not putting my personal info out like that. let me just say this. you'll know when you found the right woman. and i know you guys are gonna say, you never know but trust in your confidence. when you find the right woman, you'll know. just like lies and deception eventually adds up. so does the truth.

[gymnasticsolsen]

I was surprised to see all the negative comments about women. I think that what joe rogan is talking about is a generalization. I think women are misunderstood. I am a women and I don't go around lying and say Im friends with my ex. there's good people and bad people. were not put on this earth to just fuck and give out babies. were are human just like men are. we deserve respect and I don't think we get it. men may not get respect either but I think that this world is full of hate

[TimeGod12]

@gymnasticsolsen Nobody deserves respect unless they earn it. Majority of women in the western world have fallen for this feminist nonsense and victim mentality. They have become hateful and vindictive of men.

Thats why you are seeing negative birth rate in western countries and more divorces and separation.

[superterrifichappy]

Guys!! Joe Rogan got sloppy drunk and spilled his 2012 beans!! He said it's going to be a GOVERNMENT SQUID HOAX !!

[Stunt101Rider]

21 cheating whores saw this video.

[wkeil1981]

Love rogan, check out his podcast

[Collectro]

women are treated as sex toys, because they are raised that way, almost like our cattle. they are raised up on media molding them into the perfect, dumb, pretty trophy wife to some powerful business man. most of them dont have self respect or selfesteem, they know they can get dick whenever they want, so why try to be a better person? they just need to go outside, and they get fucked, men have to be sucessful to fuck. Did you know men have the Y chromosome that makes us faster evolving? hmmm.

[oheyrachael]

@Collectro you don't know anything. women mature much faster than men on so many different levels, so you obviously have no idea what you are talking about. you can say all women are sex toys, but i could also say all men are chauvinistic dicks, making a generalization doesn't make things true.

[Collectro]

@oheyrachael i didnt say anything about how fast someone matures. your statment is invalid to me because it's just ranting, and not relative at all. all you said in a nutshell was: "you're a dick and immature and stupid". so don't try to throw in big words and longer sentences to disguise it as a counter argument.

[bobo007xx]

@oheyrachael bullshit,women on many levels never fully mature and act,today,like fucking children.if it wasn't for their tits ,ass and vag(AND PHERMONES),we'd NEVER have anything to do with them.

but a mature woman,with VIRTUE,is incredibly sexy.even dogs(players) want loyalty.

[WestCoastIrk]

"omg i feel so bad for you"...

"oh really... lets have sex then"

"okay"

[shogun996]

It's possible but very rare that a guy and a girl become good friends. Usually for the guy there is a physical attraction. Even if the guy didn't like the girl that much he'd still have sex with her. That's just how dudes are. Girls are very naive to think otherwise. "We're just friends." Even if I believed that, that is never what the guy has in mind.

[Hamburglar415]

AHHAHAHA this mother fucker is hilarious

[someonenoticeimdead]

I feel bad for all these woman hating guys on here. Most girls are psycho, most guys are insecure. But Im not psycho and my boyfriend isnt insecure. So yeah, sorry fellows. Non- crazies do exist. You have to go find them

[Nelsun11]

lol HAHAHAHA I'm a girl and this is hilarious because its so true, geeez we girls are extremely naive. But guys what do you expect? We've been marketed and brainwashed barbie princess fairy tale happy ending shit!!! We are a product, waiting to be bought. We sell very easily!!!!! We are lost, confused and mislead about the world around us. The only thing we are taught at a young age, is how to cook, clean, and serve the men in our lives.

[LulzRoyce]

@Nelsun11

That's a cop out. Don't act like you shouldn't take responsibility for your actions. I was taught to be a religious dumbass when I was young, but as soon as I found out santa claus wasn't real,  I also found out that god was the same bullshit myth. How did this happen? I grew up. Started to gain my own opinions and ways of life. Don't blame anyone for what you girls do cuz that's just part of your whole coniving bullshit, is fucking up and then blaming it on others. tsk tsk.

[chichi1742]

@LulzRoyce they pound it into your head when youre young and santa claus eligible

- doug stanhope

[sylvanb]

@LulzRoyce fuck lulzroyce and no one else except his mother

[bill23138]

@LulzRoyce tsk tsk this dick bitch

[xenniex2]

@LulzRoyce Lmao, dumbest ignorant shit I've evr f*cking hard

[bmosley45]

@LulzRoyce Damn, I can't vote up for this more than once.

[RollingLeaf22]

@LulzRoyce How about why guys do? this whole bit is based on guys calling up ex gfs. GUYS calling up!

[JordinaryDude]

@Nelsun11 Wow. I have no hope for humanity.

[vicktrickly72]

@Nelsun11 Omg, believe in the feminine power because it's going to dominate this planet for idk how long... once I let a girl punch me in the abs, she's much smaller than I am and i GROANED in pain... and my abs are good... but look at you lol you are aware of that fact so you are not like the other girls, pat yourself in the back and SPREAD YOUR KNOWLEDGE FURTHER. the force is strong with this one =), not to be a suckup.

[TheSonorama21]

@vicktrickly72

is your mangina getting wet?

[vicktrickly72]

@TheSonorama21 Oh what you think the same situation that Joe Rogan is talking about is going on right in these comments you think I'm a hungry wolf? You know it's probably in our blood to be that way and Joe kinda did put that idea into context for me, but uhhhhh... I'll go 'down boy'... I'm not a hungry wolf k =)

[TheSonorama21]

@vicktrickly72

hahaha... you misunderstood me. i definitely don't think you're chasing e-skirt like a hungry e-wolf, i'm calling you a male feminist with a man-vagina and a pleasurable but annoying kiss-ass attitude. no hard feelings.

[vicktrickly72]

@TheSonorama21 male feminist... maybe that I am, or maybe i'm a male with a warrior-like attitude who wants to see the power of the feminine. Did you forget that last part of that first reply i posted "not to be a suck up"? I kinda did notice i may have been being a kiss-ass which is why i added that. I wouldn't do that, because I have this thing called honor that I like to have =D. It was more like excessive praising and respect lol. Sorry for annoying you, I thought I was covered on that side.

[bobo007xx]

@TheSonorama21 HA! a passive hostility coward methinks is y-o-u,sonorama...

[bobo007xx]

@vicktrickly72 world war 3 is starting,so all you wanna be goddeses are going to see ,how far the feminine power is going to get you when the testosterone starts to flow.hint-watch gladiator.hope you like chinese men,in either case,if u live,its not going to matter if you dont.

one more thing.in its natural state,the universe is male AND female.watch russelian science on you tube

[vicktrickly72]

Lol dude i don't care, say all the shit you want I've heard all about that shit, troops are said to be stationed surrounding the whole US ready to invade... wow... are they going to give the hopeless asleep citizens of the US the long-awaited ass kicking they've deserved for being so mind-controlled and conditioned to believe what they are told to believe which is why they are so stupid? It's not their fault if they are born in a bad environment. Idc what anyone says the universe is, i will see.

[TheSonorama21]

@Nelsun11

you either hail from the mid-19th century or have a very fucked up family. most girls here in North America make their own decisions, get their own careers, and pick who and when to marry (if they want to marry). sure, there's pressure to raise kids, settle down, cook and clean and all, but you're not much of a "strong woman" if you can't even overcome this influence and dictate your own life.

[Nelsun11]

@TheSonorama21 What defines a strong woman? Someone who works an under paid/ over worked job, cooks, cleans, and cares for the child? The woman who gets the bad end of the bargain because she chooses it? Doesn't sound very "SMART". The wonderfully marketed concept of being an independent women is a complete lie! Its breaks up families cause no guy wants to be with an over stressed woman no matter how "strong" she is.

[TheSonorama21]

@Nelsun11

definition of "strong woman"? she who makes her own personal choices about matters regarding her life, despite peer or parental pressure to choose otherwise - i.e. start a family, stay at home, cook, clean, whatever. again, if you can't overcome the influence of others and do what you REALLY want to do, then you are not a strong or independent woman.

[TheJovanist]

Bill Hicks!!!! but modified !!!

[chillyayo09]

20 people lost a ex-girlfriend to a wolf lol

[SocialDissimulation]

This is exactly why I never, ever date a girl who has contact with their ex. It's also the reason I keep zero contact with my exes. Ladies, men are not your friends. TRUST ME. They are not your friends, if given the chance they'd bend you over whatever object they could. Stop thinking you're one of the guys, you're not. Get used to it.

[NotIkeman]

@SocialDissimulation It's so true, yet, there are always those dumbass girls who swear they're the exception.

[acemisterxxx]

This made me crack up!

[jwilla11]

This is so true

[eternalsummerboards]

"Goat Boy" anyone?

[Adhinand]

@eternalsummerboards goat boy was on my mind too haha

[xXLazarus23Xx]

@eternalsummerboards lol. I'm sure Joe gets many of his ideas from watching Bill Hicks.

[Quixotic1018]

This is so true. And the girl I used to go out with didn't understand why I was so pissed about her dad (who hates me for not being born into a rich family) flying out her ex boyfriend from the other side of the country over the holidays.

[iHacksorzz]

i was fucking dying with laughter! hahahahaha ARFF ARFF!! lmfao

[Jasonc624]

I think any good sexing male has gone through this routine enough times already.

[free2flow10784]

This is so true. Women become attached to a guy once they've slept with him. You can't blame them it's a part of their biology but still it sucks. So if you aren't putting it down with your girl in the bedroom she WILL i repeat WILL cheat on you with an ex or any guy that fucked her good and she still has contact with. I am speaking from personal experience. When I was a younger less experienced guy. It happened on two occasions and the one bitch gave me an std from her ex!! I was furious!

[spggpm]

@free2flow10784 That fucking sucks! Good point though

[keyrabuns69]

@free2flow10784 wrong. Women become attached if you let become attached. You're doing it wrong. There are also plenty of women who just want to fuck and don't want attachment at all. You're point is laughable. The fact you say it from experience proves it. You just need better game, that is all.

[sk8zero123]

@free2flow10784 i woulda punched that bitch in the face then fucked her friend up if that happened to me

[DoctorAtomic1111]

@free2flow10784 Wow man. That sucks. Same thing happened to me minus the std. You're absolutely right though they definitely WILL cheat on you with someone they have/had a connection to. It's disgusting, deplorable and pathetic. It's bullshit like that that made me retire at 26. I just can't trust a single one of them ever again.

[MCcookiebreath]

@free2flow10784 stankballitis

[mamobster1500]

@free2flow10784  Thats sad bro

[sightlines]

@free2flow10784 sucks bro hope it was a curable std 

[psx2514]

@free2flow10784 That's why you should ALWAYS use a condom. What'd she give you by the way? (Don't worry, you're anonymous).

[mattsoini]

@free2flow10784 LMFAO!! i feel for you bro

[Immutable92]

@free2flow10784

Glad you shared this. If people read this you may very well end up helping a lot of guys. Best wishes :)

[bobo007xx]

@free2flow10784 maby your cock is ,how do i say it,size-challenged?

[MrSonne86]

@free2flow10784 Soooo god damn TRUE!! Think that shit happens to most of us...

[obscureface]

don't date a girl who has had sex then, simple as that, you may have to wait it out till marriage if she is like that but at least if she stays with you its because she likes you for you.

[TheMichaelseymour]

@free2flow10784 Furious ? ...if you are so amoral and a slut ...what do you expect ?

call women bitch's ? ....dude ...your mum is a woman . Grow up .

[RollingLeaf22]

@free2flow10784 LOL. I'm sorry, but that's hilarious. Men are also incredibly attached. That's why Joe did the whole bit on ex boyfriends calling girlfriends. Get it...?

[adamjosiah123]

@free2flow10784 same thing happend to me

[headkicka]

oh man thats fuckin funny

[Beasal007]

try explaining this concept to a woman.

[twelvehaha]

hahaha his wolf impression is fucken sick

[PureTeenageIgnorance]

I love bitches,Thats my SHIT.

[pratikh]

Love the victory howl at the end.

[FavoretFox]

So true X3

[superghost2082]

absolutely true.

[sixstrings209]

I feel a lil different. When I broke up or was broken up with I never wanted to see my ex again.

And I wouldn't help an ex cheat either.

[Qonscious]

he's copying bill hicks...

[Yfelsung]

@Qonscious They're similar in delivery of "beat noises" but the jokes themselves are quite different. Bill did the best beast noises, might as well mimic the master.

[riopieboy]

Joe rogan does a good wolf.

[johnnbevier]

GOATBOY

[Iambecome]

I piss myself laughing at this every single time I watch it. He NAILED it.

[ulilatinlover]

dude give up your not funny

[AJ100885]

@ulilatinlover yeah that audience that was rolling in tears was actually special effects added to the video...no, wait, youre dumb.

[ulilatinlover]

@AJ100885 ok dumb ass no matter what you say to me he is not funny. Not my fault that other people have no taste. There are better comedians out there than him. Oh by the way I did not see no one rolling in tears in this video. oh wait maybe the only idiot rolling in tears was probably you since he was talking about you in this video.

[BloodJunkieFireFly]

This one totally reminds me of bill

[0badboy0]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

[confettistar]

Hey, if it wasn't for pitty sex and rebound sex the human race would cease to exist

[chulaBertrand]

Oh my hes soooo freaking right tho!!! Hes freaking Hilarious!!!!!

[antiwarkid]

leave it to joe to let the women know lol

[tushar310]

fuk man..i havent laughed this hard in yearsss

[Osabeans]

THIS GUYS FACE PISSES ME OFF

[gsh73la]

@Osabeans How interesting

[eskabarz90]

@Osabeans

you gotta learn alot about your life buddy. Lets go from the start. Welcome, chapter 1: Dont compare people's look to yours...

[fishman51]

its so true tho lmao

[DraculinoTeamTx]

"listen Michelle..your my friend" got me lol

[kendigjl]

It's 2am and my downstairs neighbors have to be wondering what's wrong with the laughing maniac upstairs. This was some funny shit!

[JessikahAznBabyy]

this was funny. but i laughed 10x more when i scrolled down, and read the username 'dickbong073' hahahaha

[makavelishaman]

hella true about women and men

[robbiewigginton]

LOL story of my life

[barguna]

Comedy gold! This is the type of joke which actually makes you laugh out loud.

[utubekundt]

Women are sooooo pathetic today...... Sleazy whores...... And joes stating the obvious in a comedic fashion...... It's funny very funny, but pathetic as far as "women" are concerned today. If they , cunts-I'm sorry- women would have a little decency n self respect they wouldn't be the butt of ALL jokes today

[christianz2010]

@utubekundt someone got cheated on...

[spentronic]

@utubekundt mommy issues!!!

[TheKipKadillac]

@utubekundt Man women and men have always been Sleazy. Even the "virgin" Mary cheated on her HUSBAND Joesph by fucking God (because she loves men in power or something) then the dumb bitch got tricked into thinking she was still a virgin, and got Joesph to raise Gods kid. and God bailed never to help out, he didnt even send child support! All of them are sleazy whores. God and Slut Mary.

[BorniRich]

@utubekundt daym..

[Oiram123]

@utubekundt what the fuck are you talking about man?

[gablez1999]

i love joes stand up, but the fucking growling was way too annoying

[shaunyb0i]

00:01

[justasmokinkush]

===========JOES THE FUCKIN MAN=========== HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAAHA

[joeratti]

women are fuckin morons and easily manipulated, but the flip side is true only when chics start flashin that pussy or TnA

[konnie1440]

ahhahaahahhaahah the best video!! so true!!

[manboobmurderer]

whats all this stupid racist abuse on here, what kind of weird mind must you have to twist a non racial comedy act into a platform for vile abuse, there is not a youtube video that you weirdos have not defiled with your pathetic infitile rubbish

[passiveMenis]

Genius

[makaveli19710]

u can see he´s inspiered by Hicks