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  • Step 1: Smoke Weed 

  • 0:43 that man looks like a fucking pedophile

  • If i got that close to my cat he would bite my fucking balls off!

  • and i love howcast

  • meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow is this good cat language for ya meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow good ha

  • meow meow meow meow... there is cats language

  • OMG 0:38 xD

  • do i have to have a British accent to talk to my cat... 

  • WOW Howcast has a video for everything

  • You forgot: You will need a cat.

  • How cute?

  • why the hell am i watcing this i don't even have or like cats

  • 1:40 click x five

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  • What does P.O stand for? o and roar

  • @TheZhack123 Pissed. Off.

  • <:3 )~ HERE BUTTONS!

  • 1:29 best part

  • "If the tail is swinging from side to side, your screwed."

  • I heard that trying to speak animal language is a threat to them and they attack you if you do it

  • so I dont need a cat

  • My cats vocabulary:

    If he purrs, hes happy

    If he meows, he wants food

    Done and done!

  • cool i have a cat

  • 0:36 what the hell 0_0

  • Step 1: Learn a Language

    Step 2: Talk to the fucking cat -_-

  • Step 1- Willingness to look silly

    Okay....

    -Goes and runs everywhere with a "I'm Happy" face-

    She just ran away...

  • Here buttons. LOLZ

  • You will need: A voice.

    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. DONE.

  • You will need: HELP

    Step 1: Get off the crack

    Step 2: Go see your doctor

    Did you know i'm bored?

  • how to talk to your cat

    step 1: YOU DONT!!!! WHO WOULD WANT TO SPEAK TO THEIR CAT?!?!?!

    Did you know that you live in a house?

  • Step 5 won't work for me. My cat doesn't have a tail.

  • Hi cat.. DONE

  • i alwasy watch random videos just for fun :)  who would honestly want to know how to talk to their car??? lol

  • Step 1: Talk to a cat.

    Did you know that pictures show something

  • 1:44 ROAR!

  • i know cat language

  • :foreveralone:

  • meow meow meow meow MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • how to talk to your cat: you will need.. a british accent like mine

  • @DJStrypz where do i buy a british accent???

  • I watched my cats tail and he was happy!

  • I DID THIS TO MY FUNKING CAT AND SHE JUST WENT TO SLEEP

  • Here i go trying to speak ' cat language ' OK : nyannyannyannyannyannyannyanny­annyannyannyannyannyannyannyan­nyannyannyannyannyannyannyanny­annyannyannyannyannyannyannyan­nyannyannyannyannyannyannyanny­annyannyannyannyannyannyannyan­nyannyannyannyannyannyannyanny­annyannyannyannyannyannyannyan­nyannyannyannyannyannyannyanny­annyannyannyannyannyannyannyan­nyannyan

    Good Enough For Ya? >3>

  • @GirlWhoSingsAlot Well, today I went- nayayaaayayayayanyynanaynyanya­naynayanyanaynayannaayanaynyan­aynaynayanyanyanaynayanaynayan­yayanyanyanayanayna, and then nyaayaynaaaynyaananaynayanayna­ynayanyanyanayanyanaynayanayan­aynyanaynayanynanayayanaynayan­aynayanyanyanayanyanyaanyanayn­ayanyanayanyayanyanayanaynanyn­ayanyanayanaynaanyayanaynayany­anayanayaanyanyanayanyanyaanya­nayanyanayanyanya. So how was your day?

  • @GirlWhoSingsAlot you just kept on saying my name over and over (anny)

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  • How the heck do you know what your cat says?(or whatever it says)lol..

  • me me me meauuu , roooar ...:)))

  • lol: BEERBUTTONS 0:36

  • 0:37 I thought someone was behind me o.o

  • Step 1: BE FUCKING PSYCO!

  • 1:44 ROAR lol

  • FOREVER ALONE.

  • <3 cats

  • how to talk to a cat

    step1: get some friends -_-

  • 0:40 awww lil kitty, come here lil kitty!!

    0:45 I dont want to live in this house anymore

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  • 0:36 did she say queerbuttons

  • 1:21 My cat doesn't have a tail. ._.

  • @ShiannHlovesnsn that's funny did you pull it off?

  • @johndmowerman Nope. :P It was born bobtail. :3

  • @ShiannHlovesnsn i had a cat like that once but she died :( but i got 2 cats with tails now

  • @xXxtomboygirlyxXx :c That's bad. Most of my cats have tails. c:

  • FOREVER ALONE!!!!!!

  • 0:37 i almost died laughing!!

  • hmmmmm...what if your cat doesn't mew

  • listen closely at 0:36

  • 1:40 and 1:46 were funniest bits

  • Next video: How to stop your cat from peeing on the planet.

  • HERE BUTTONS

  • i dont even have a cat,but this just sounded funny to watch

  • Step 1. just tell them your life story.... they were gonna fall asleep anyway

  • "How To Turn Into A Psychotic Cat-Person"

  • In the next video: How to talk to pile of poo

  • 0:35 cat some thing up the cats ass

  • XD So this is why the old cat lady on the simpsons always sounds funny.

  • read the description

  • Yehey, you don't need a cat!

    

  • i must piss my cat off alot his tail moves constantly

  • more like : How to die alone

  • Come here Buttons!

  • Aww, I hissed at my cat and it ran away, how come!, then later on it had a pee on the carpet (about 3 days later) then it just looked at me like I was an idiot!

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  • 0:36 scared me

  • 0:36 WHAT THE FUCK o_O?

  • This Is An Encyclopedia On The Net

  • why am i watching this i dont even have a cat.

  • I love 0:36 its the best(:

  • I rofled at "come here buttons"

  • You: "Meow Meow Meow Meow?"

    Cat: Shit, he must be watching Howcast again.

  • Step 1: Make a friend that isn't a cat

    Step 2: Talk to them

  • I " LOVE " the FAKE British English accent way to go STUPID howcast.

  • @TwinkeTwinsTX

    fairly sure that's not a fake "British English" accent, but an Australian one.

    awkies for you...

  • @anotherpoint0fview ?? O_o dont reply to me :)

  • @TwinkeTwinsTX then don't make stupid remarks, you ignorant middle-schooler American. :|

  • once you watch one howcast's video you're in an endless limbo of videos

  • How to talk to your cat.

    Step 1: Get Crack

  • o.O

  • WTF?!?!?!

  • yuck! that laddy was kissed the cat in his head that was disgusting

    good for a lady when the cat peed on the rug HAHA

    the end step 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

  • epic face epic face epic face jizz in my pants

  • @mike125306 lol

    

  • 0:40 That guy gave me nightmares......I was a cat and he was trying to talk to me and it scared me so I clawed his head off.......just saying.......

  • once i go home from my friend and i heard this old granny talking to her dog. then i watch this..

  • i rape my cat

  • 1:10 what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • STEP 1: TALK TO A FUCKING HUMAN INSTEAD.

  • @LazyLonerLayla You're missing the point :P

  • why am I watching this? I don't even have a cat

  • Step 1 : Be fucking nuts

  • Doing this in public

    Girl: No Grrrr!! -Grabs cat-

    Police Officer: ANIMAL ABUSE!

  • i tried pickin my cat up and he pissed on me

  • kids this is why you dont talk to pussy - THE MORE YOU KNOWN -

  • i want a cat now

  • the fuckn song is annoying

  • lol HOW TO TULK TO YOUR CAT

  • Rawr.

  • The comments are the best part of Howcast XD

  • i like the sounds in the backround especially the last one :3

  • lol my cats name is buttons and he was in the room and he looked disgusted when he heard 0:37

  • next video on howcast" how to take a shat.

  • 0:37 um..... that was disturbing.... and low pitched! wait did he/she say here buttons???

  • 1:27 best part

  • 00:37 scared the crap out of me!!!!!

  • before i watched this, there was an advertisement about dogs.

  • That cat looks horrified.

  • im glad im not the only one that could hear that random guys voice. i thought i had a gost in my room lol

  • how t talk to your cat

    step 1: GET A HELL OF A LOT OF WEED!!!

  • wats with the random noises?! lol

    

  • FOREVERRRRR ALONEEEEEE

  • they forgot the most important thing you need for this...A CAT

  • I got into a turf war with my friends cat and lost cos i tried to talk to it..

    Thank you howcast

  • @01:38 haha hilarious meowing =D by the owner maybe ^^

  • 1:29 What are you lookin at?

  • Pick the cat up by the scruff of its neck? I was told one is not supposed to do that kind of thing, only its mother. Stupid people.

  • 1:44 ROARR XD wtf?

  • i will be happy if she kisses me just as she kisses the camera at 0:54

  • But if the VERY tip of the tail is wagging that indicates feline ecstasy.

  • Meow meow.. Says the owner

    Dammit, she's watching Howcast again.. Says the cat

  • Should be renamed: How to Be a Schizophrenic maniac.

  • omg! the cat's hat is so cute!! i wonder whr can i get it :(

  • can you make how to steal a cat

  • XD

  • Cat:What are you lookin' at?

    0:18

  • HERE BUTTONS..

  • Hey howcast did u know that when the family cat died in egypt they would shave their eyebrows

  • 1:45 I nearly peed myself laughing :D *ROAR*

  • 0:08

    Woman: Heyy!!

    Cat: Oh piss off... -_-

  • MY DOG IS NAMED KITTY!

  • 0:35 WHAT THE HELL

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  • when some random guy said "come here buttons" i thought someone is in the room

    

  • @justmeabm lol me too! that scared the crap outta me!

  • like if you could not stop laughing at 1:26 XDXDXD

  • 1:31 lol cat nudity ;)

  • Random guy: COME HERE BUTTONS

  • Step 1: Buy a dog instead

  • Bff:Lol did your hear tha-

    Cat:Rawr.

    Bff:HOLY- *falls to the ground*

    Me:XD LMBO XD

  • 1:45 that "rawr" was epic

  • you will need to:

    1. get enough money to buy a cat

    2. go buy the cat

    3. prepare yourself to be totally dumb

    4. meow

    5. give him a big bowl of ice cream

    did you know that cats poop regularly.

  • 1:40 lol meow mememeow moew moewwwww

  • Uhm, Don't you need a cat?!

  • How to talk to your cat

    You Will Need: a cat, no dignity

    Step 1: meow

  • 1:46 rawr ._. DAH FUCK?!

  • Thumbs up if you don't have a cat

  • Tried this and my cat just stared at me like: .—. The crap did you watch this time

  • my cat is evil.

  • THIS IS SO FUNNY MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN IT SAID PWOED

  • God damn it im bass

  • 1:42 sec LMAO

  • fuck cats