I'm watching you, so don't steal anyhting from me. It's been nice getting to know you and I'm going to break your fucking neck. You're soft and chewy. You've got beautiful eyes. Your eyes are like blue chocolate chips. Can you just do me a huge favor and leave me alone forever.
@gavin10592 I had a prophetic dream where I was Xander and I was making sweet love to my Spike when Angel walked in and saw us sucking each others dicks and adked if there was room for one more. So, Spike grew another Penis out of his stomach and Angel started to suck that because it was so bauetiful. Spike is so kind. He didnt mind being shared. He is a perfect husband and so yummy too...mmmm. nothing tasties than double spike penis. Who else wants some :D
I find it weird that of all the time Jake could have blew up on Amir ( getting stabbed, watching Jake in the bathroom, kicking his cereal everywhere, etc.. ) he chose to blow up when Amir stole his cookie
Watch 30 second Mitt Romney campaign ad, click on linked annotation by accident, click Back, watch 30 second Mitt Romney campaign ad again.
This is what I get for trying not to have Adblock Plus installed at all? (I'm trying to go without it because it's faster for me and less memory usage, too... [Flash ads are blocked with Flashblock, though])
If I were Jake and Amir hadn't have spat-out the cookie after he bit it, I wouldn't have slapped him. Instead, I would have just glared at him with anger and irritation. But if he does spit-out the cookie, which he did, we all know what's going to happen.
Kay Jake don't blame yourself. It wasn't about the cookie, it was very large amounts of pent up frustration because Amir is socially retarded. It's cool. lol
uhhhhhh it felt so good when jake smacked amir!
billgalarza 3 hours ago
"I'm watching you so don't steal anyhting from me" lol XD
Ompanime 6 hours ago
THANK GOD BEAT THE LIVING @#$% OUTTA THAT AMIR GOD I HATE THAT GUY!
God8010 10 hours ago
Bitch slap!!
charliek920x1991 18 hours ago
I love how the word "anything" was spelled like "anyhting"
TheDigitalStone 1 day ago
jesus jake really looked like he was smacking the shit outta amir
armyofnuggets 1 day ago
@armyofnuggets He was, look up Jake and Amir: Snack Attack outtakes
joshua0327980 1 day ago
Don't be like Pat Cassles
Kango234 2 days ago
I want an amir like person in my class :D
VaPor21Guns 2 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
@VaPor21Guns no you don't -.- it's fun the first 3 times then u get fucking mad @.@ i promise
TheRedScarab 1 day ago
Finally.
IBeActiveReloading 2 days ago
God damn finally! Amir is such a prat.
Crusader1089 3 days ago 2
jake fuckign lost it ahhaa
eudemon002 4 days ago
nice typo.
AmonOfTheSahelijos 4 days ago
the intro scared me
enemie4 4 days ago in playlist Season 1
FINALLY!! SOME ANGER!
didimentionmyname 4 days ago
If he would of slapped him once more I would have punched the screen in excitment xD
MarkQST 4 days ago
i fucking hate amir.
DylanCasolaro 4 days ago
Jake completely underreacted.
drpepper70707 4 days ago
ahhahah amir at his best 'put it down, put it down'
rofl
fr88ed 4 days ago
gahhhh amir is so annoying. but i love him.
twofooter3 4 days ago in playlist Season 1
1:55 does jake have a butterfly tattoo!!?!?!
Grizzlax29 4 days ago
Jake is so insanely attractive.
rebekahm07 5 days ago in playlist Season 1
poor amir
3rdgreenshirtboy 5 days ago
ROFLOLMAOING at 1:41-1:42, funny how 1 second can make you laugh so much
ledeezma 5 days ago
Pat spelled anything wrong, you cant impress women with BAD GRAMMAR.
DON'T BE LIKE PAT CASTLES!!!!
videogames33 5 days ago
@videogames33
A spelling mistake is different from incorrect grammar. Also, you forgot the apostrophe in can't.
nuttiutti 4 days ago
favourite. one. by. far!
chunkymonkey838 6 days ago
Ugh omg pat.........this is beautiful
lol!
randomvideosxoxo 6 days ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
Jake is so fucking hot.
My ovaries are bursting.
gummiholic77 6 days ago
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Owner951 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
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anyone notice the butterfly on jakes wrist
TheDAnKMiLk 1 week ago
anyone notice the butterfly on jakes wrist?
TheDAnKMiLk 1 week ago 2
dayum, those slaps were real weren't they?
powderblue80 1 week ago
I forgot Sarah has Stockholm syndrome.
ricePrototype 1 week ago 46
@ricePrototype dafuq is stockholm syndrome? :P
Gurggelh 1 week ago
@Gurggelh GOOGLE IT
Owner951 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
LOLOLOL THAT HITTING was TOO real haahahahhaahahhaha Man he had it coming!!!
DajaWaja 1 week ago 2
I wonder if he Really did hurt Amir Oo that looked really REAL
BrokDoidao 1 week ago 2
i would just tell pat "alright hey man i gotta eat this cookie first"
Kevn3000 1 week ago
Iwatched him hit Amir like 30 times
DogoWar1197 1 week ago 3
Don't be like Pat Cassels.
edwardivantorres 1 week ago
Wait....so what if I send the same message to a girl? o_O
MultiHollywoodYoutub 1 week ago
Blue chocolate chips??? XD
MultiHollywoodYoutub 1 week ago
dont mess with mah cookie!
rockzfg 1 week ago
LOOOL Jakes 2 slaps just made me burst into fucking laughter!
kannaboom24 1 week ago
Fuck you jake
foxhero99 1 week ago
did anyone else notice jakes butterfly tattoo at 1:54
ceologreen 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
Did anybody notice that anything is spelled wrong in the email at 2:32
AVtrainz1998 1 week ago
holy shit great vidd hadin me laughin once he started slappin him all the way till the end.
hifeyracer 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
It's beautiful
ZennieAbitar 1 week ago
He did spell the word "Anything" right on the letter :P
TheReaperofHerosmash 1 week ago
he spelled anything wrong, he spelled it as anyhting
adarshsly 1 week ago
Amir needs a hug?
KayySame 1 week ago
Hey,
I'm watching you, so don't steal anyhting from me. It's been nice getting to know you and I'm going to break your fucking neck. You're soft and chewy. You've got beautiful eyes. Your eyes are like blue chocolate chips. Can you just do me a huge favor and leave me alone forever.
You're hurting me.
I'm Sorry,
Pat
Awesome love letter.
swimteamizzle1114 1 week ago 2
And then you realise jake has a butterfly tattoo.
ZacRothe 1 week ago 2
Jake is hot. Especially when he is beating up Amir.
georgie491 1 week ago 34
"anyhting" and then they say amir can't spell XD
caramela12fuffy 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Pat spelt "anything" wrong....
Mcrippyjr 2 weeks ago
i feel bad for amir
gavin10592 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
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@gavin10592 I had a prophetic dream where I was Xander and I was making sweet love to my Spike when Angel walked in and saw us sucking each others dicks and adked if there was room for one more. So, Spike grew another Penis out of his stomach and Angel started to suck that because it was so bauetiful. Spike is so kind. He didnt mind being shared. He is a perfect husband and so yummy too...mmmm. nothing tasties than double spike penis. Who else wants some :D
TheBuffylol 2 weeks ago
what was on jakes arm??
liz4493 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Finally he kicked his ass. Seriously?! Don't apologize! -__-
TheAce64 2 weeks ago
FINALLY!!! he deserved it
soccersoya 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Jake is such a douche
baltimoreravens4evr 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
is it just me or is amir kinda cute without his glasses?
amiandivh 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Lol I feel sorry for amir
MrSummyHD 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if you found jakes tattoo on 1:52
zombiebeans1 2 weeks ago
he spelled anything wrong :)
pottekkat 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
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someguy9401 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
shit he actually looks pissed ha
LemonMerigueTie 2 weeks ago
never take another mans cookies
wholefoodsrapist 2 weeks ago
I like this episode because Jake finally snaps but I luv AmirXD
fanofawesomenessful 2 weeks ago
OMG Pat.. this is beautiful :O
XD
sxdrey 2 weeks ago
I just noticed Jake has a tattoo on his arm
SmierPier12 2 weeks ago
You dont mess with the Bawse's cookie
fbiseyal 2 weeks ago
lol if u watch closely pat is just typing gibberish on the keyboard.
oilyturf997 2 weeks ago
Amir reminds me of my old dog. He does all this crap, gets you sooooo angry then you just rage and you feel sorry for him.
JAYBUOS 2 weeks ago
If you would like to see Amir repeatedly slapped, look up the outtakes to this.
Grinder815 2 weeks ago
in the love letter pat spelt anything wrong lol 2:32
pigchop 3 weeks ago
i just love how no one in the background gives a fuck about jake beating amir up
ExperimentalDude 3 weeks ago
:)
xXx8blackstar8xXx 3 weeks ago
You spelled "Anything" Wrong Lmao.
AbneyIndustries 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
1:01 Pat says her eyes are blue and Sarah's eyes are green
LieutenantYram 3 weeks ago
1:54 hmm tattoo
LieutenantYram 3 weeks ago
Don't be like pat cassels.
Necrotwilly 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
overeaction over a cookie
SteveinatorV1 3 weeks ago
aww, u cant help but stop attacking amir.
yrasianinvasiontv 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
go to 1:40 to see where the fun begins
rockets333222 3 weeks ago
@rockets333222 0:00
Fixed it for you
Necrotwilly 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
amir is a human dog
mcshipreck 3 weeks ago
MrMahiti what'd you expect. Amanda is so weird if she's serious about that
guitarninja05 3 weeks ago
tested it on my crush.
did´nt work :/
MrMahiti 3 weeks ago
That's how me and my little bro always fight, but i'm the one who usually gets slapped xD
expetriat 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Guys guys, i didnt see anyhting!
Aznwarlord7 3 weeks ago
Anybody else saw the typo?
KFdelinquent 3 weeks ago
@KFdelinquent I did, would you like a thumbs up?
GuyThatLikesToHunt 3 weeks ago
who noticed the writing on his arm when he was choking amir lol 1:54
LillTwizzle 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
he spelled anything wrong....
horses4555 4 weeks ago
Bitch got slapped
delicioustacosniff 4 weeks ago
I find it weird that of all the time Jake could have blew up on Amir ( getting stabbed, watching Jake in the bathroom, kicking his cereal everywhere, etc.. ) he chose to blow up when Amir stole his cookie
0himc00l 4 weeks ago 74
@0himc00l "Don't take my cookie."
-Jake/ Cookie Monster
LuxConcordiae 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@0himc00l The straw that broke the camel's back
alexhan6 3 weeks ago
@0himc00l Of course! Nothing gets between a man and his cookie!
allav866 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
@0himc00l he was probably repressing it until the cookie became the last straw and it was probably a REALLY good cookie
abridgedfan9578 1 week ago
What is that thing on Jake's wrist when he is strangling Amir?
YayItsScarlett 4 weeks ago
@YayItsScarlett a butterfly tatoo
Ikram5514136 4 weeks ago
he spelled anything wrong
casey2069 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
@rjoc239 hes always adorable :D
bieberbelieber19 4 weeks ago
Am I the only one who found Amir adorable this entire video? xD
rjoc239 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 42
@rjoc239 Nop Me too!!!
volty20 2 weeks ago
@rjoc239 Yes u r the soul creature on the face of the universe other than Amir the devil himself who thinks Amir is even revelently cute
DogoWar1197 1 week ago
Sometimes Amir trolls me really hard in other videos I get so mad at him I watch this to see him get the shit kicked out of him.
NyyDave 1 month ago 2
how stupid is Jake to apologize to Amir
LAlakerable 1 month ago
FUCKING FINALLY! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EPISODE FOREVERR!!
delivery52 1 month ago
@delivery52 why
MeleeFiend01 1 month ago
@MeleeFiend01 because its awesome finally seeing Jake beat up Amir lol.
delivery52 1 month ago 2
its a... butterfly??
awsomekp 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
01:40 , FINALLY HE DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO!! ( to this incornation of Amir, not the actual one...)
octivenote 1 month ago
Haha best fight scene from j n a
vaporizethis 1 month ago
1:54
SwiftlyFly 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
nice butterfly on your four arms jake :P
SwiftlyFly 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I like how Jake took the time to carefully take of Amir's glasses.
jwkorea12 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
2:31 "Your eyes are like blue chocolate chips"
Is it just me or is that really romantic in a weird way? lol
valenciaCZ 1 month ago
Lmao finally he smacked the fuck outa him
ElVenezolano94 1 month ago
Press 3 repeatedly for pat dancing and then press 3 then 4...
leehocking514 1 month ago
Watch 30 second Mitt Romney campaign ad, click on linked annotation by accident, click Back, watch 30 second Mitt Romney campaign ad again.
This is what I get for trying not to have Adblock Plus installed at all? (I'm trying to go without it because it's faster for me and less memory usage, too... [Flash ads are blocked with Flashblock, though])
joreven 1 month ago
1:40 when amir is saying empty calories he looks really weird saying it
bigcarlosdddy 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
The letter is actually really sweet if you take out the neck breaking part.
RIPGeorgeCarl1n 1 month ago
be honest, how many of you WISH you could do this to Amir
AngusTheWolf 1 month ago
pats awesome
OMFScience 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
wow jake finally snaped
chicopluma 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 3
That is what the cookie monster would do if someone were to steal his cookie. Kick their ass.
Adiesue1 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
If I were Jake and Amir hadn't have spat-out the cookie after he bit it, I wouldn't have slapped him. Instead, I would have just glared at him with anger and irritation. But if he does spit-out the cookie, which he did, we all know what's going to happen.
iOtameganeKun 1 month ago
The cookie is intact the entire video, until 1:34
123lightingman 1 month ago
Oh my gosh Pat,this is beautiful *gasp*
minniemouse482 1 month ago 2
Damn those slaps gotta hurt 1:42
ChewyMarshmallow 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@bimirl
Blastcrawler 1 month ago
hahahaahahaaa
CoNa4life 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
that is exactly how i wuld react :)
DrunkninjaAssassin 1 month ago
Finally, Jake hit the dumbass. I could not work with Amir.
TheLivingJuliet 1 month ago 3
Hey guys I was wondering if you could come check out my channel I have some cool and funny videos already up and plan on making more :0) Thanks :D
TasteLikeGreen 1 month ago
OH GOD !!!! I'M SO HAPPY JAKE FINALLY REACTING SINCE THOSE 23 PAST EPISODES OF PATIENTS ....
aqleberryfinn 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
pats a fucking cunt
GloriousGazelle 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
did anyone else die from laughter when Amir was trying to steal the cookie? He's so cute its funny!
Aquabibllamacorn15 1 month ago
"stretching it out, you know i'm just gonna straight up eat this" lol
Marineman431 1 month ago
Finally jake hit amir
MrJollol 1 month ago
Oh my gawd pat..... This is beautiful #sonotexpectingthat
lt3pikaMC 1 month ago
why do drugs when you can watch J&A?
espiegel97 1 month ago
is it only me or those slaps did sound painful?
Webcamholidays 1 month ago 80
@Webcamholidays That's probably because those weren't sound effects :P
CSterrorist 1 month ago
@CSterrorist haha true! so true!
Webcamholidays 1 month ago
@Webcamholidays They are real LOL watch the outtakes!
MineCraftForLife 3 weeks ago
@MineCraftForLife I know they are real:) where can I watch those??:)
Webcamholidays 3 weeks ago
Kay Jake don't blame yourself. It wasn't about the cookie, it was very large amounts of pent up frustration because Amir is socially retarded. It's cool. lol
Tinker13ee 1 month ago
It's about fucking time Amir got beat up.
aidanivesdavis 1 month ago
1:32 HAPPY FEET, WOMBO COMBO! 1:34 That ain't Falco, that ain't Falc- 1:40 Ohhh! Ohh! OHHH! OHHH!!!!
lyricspeople1234 1 month ago
Amir gots beaten! :D Love this epizode
Sadun36 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 2
1:40 EPIC
BULD0SIS 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you paused at the letter
BULD0SIS 1 month ago 3
Best video ever
minnesotagirl55 1 month ago
thank god he didnt eat mitch's cookie. probably wouldve been thrown out the window
freakenjew 1 month ago
Damn he slapped the shit out of him lmao
CH1CO900 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 34
i felt so sorry for amir when he was saying "your hurting me"
lolopieman124 1 month ago
Hahaha Jake got angry. Was not expecting the slaps XP
StaticShadows13109 1 month ago
You can hear that in Jake's voice that he's trying not to laugh at 1:26
WorldxFree 1 month ago
He misspelled "anything" in the letter
maxamillion4536 1 month ago
fuck id smash amir in the face
666wheelbite 1 month ago
Wow the end :P
Emryslover11 1 month ago
ha just paused it randomly but when jake is choking amir theres a butterfly tattoo on his arm!
xxheartxmusicxx 1 month ago
I was SO not expecting those slaps... I laughed so hard my dad went into my room asking that the hell happened!
jonathanarielaldana 1 month ago
aweee :'( poor amirrrrr
TyJaiGuruDevaOm 1 month ago
awe.. I don't know who to feel bad for. Jake is constantly being annoyed by amir... but awe, amir is like a retarted kid. :-[
TyJaiGuruDevaOm 1 month ago
wow we all expected jake to beat the sh*t out of amir, but we didn't think he'd actually do it
QuickScopersUnknown 1 month ago
is it bad that i find amir a little cute?-_-
TacoHipsterr 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
can't say i haven't done that for a cookie.
chutneyxm0nky4404 1 month ago
wow i actually feel bad for amir
sana0hk 2 months ago
Starting at 1:40
Replace Amir with Rhianna & Jake with Chris Brown
abdinoor13 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
LOL xDDD
followerDISNEY 2 months ago
kick his ass!!!!!
TyJaiGuruDevaOm 2 months ago
i've wanted jake to do this forever. but now that he has, i feel really bad for amir.
delivery52 2 months ago
jake has a tattoo? 1:53
themooya 2 months ago