THIS FUCKING SHIT FILM LOOKS LIKE A SPECIAL EDITION EPISODE OF HOLLYOAKS. GLOSSY MODEL-TYPES LOOKING GAY. I WILL BE AVOIDING THIS PIECE OF CRAP AS I ALREADY KNOW IT WILL SUCK HARDER THAN LINDA LOVELACE.
TO ALL ARNIE FANS WHO SAY THERE IS ONLY ONE CONAN.
Yes there is only One true Conan, the character created by R E Howard in the 30's.
Arnie never played Conan, he played a barbarian who had the name Conan who was nothing like the original creation by R E Howard.
This is the first attempt to make a GENUINE Conan film, not a film about a bewildered Austrian bodybuilder lumbering around in a lioncloth, read all the Conan stories and you will realise that Arnie was NOT Conan.
WHY is the trend lately to make REMAKES of just about everything?? Arent there talents out there with any fresh ideas.? LEAVE the good old movies alone!!!!!
@MrDelusionalPenguin - Just because Arnie had long hair doesn't make any difference. This cunt's got long hair, but the difference is - this film will be SHIT and the ORIGINAL film will rule. This film will be gayer than the Scorpion King sucking off John Inman whilst wanking off Charles Haughtrey and taking it up the arse from Quentin Crisp.
I agree with you of course it will be a sucky film.
My biggest fear is that the epic book Legend which started off the career of one of the greatest authors of all time certainly the best in his genre. Will get made into a film.
Just imagine it a twenty something twinkle-toes actor playing Druss the legend. honestly I don't think i could forgive hollywood for that.
@MrDelusionalPenguin - Yep, they're all twinkle-toed cunts these days. Most superheroes and leading men in the popular Hollywood movies that have "teen appeal" use non-threatening pricks who haven't started shaving yet. Look at Twilight, Percy Jackson, Transformers, Sorceror's Apprentice, Thor, ad nauseum. Q.E.D. Cunts one and all.
@MrDelusionalPenguin - Yep, they're all twinkle-toed cunts these days. Most superheroes and leading men in the popular Hollywood movies that have "teen appeal" use non-threatening pricks who haven't started shaving yet. Look at Twilight, Percy Jackson, Transformers, Sorceror's Apprentice and Thor. I long for the return of the days when movie heroes were MEN and not little boys. And I'm NOT gay - I just want heroes to admire instead of feeling like I need to tell them to go back to school!!
Looks gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay with a capital HOMO. The actor playing Conan is, yet again, too much of a pretty boy wrestler type. CONAN SHOULD BE FUCKING ROUGH ROUND THE EDGES like Arnie was back in the day. This guy wouldn't look out of place in a gay bar, wearing pink spandex, drinking a COCKtail and watching gay homosexual go-go dancers gyrating in tanga briefs. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Gayer than an oiled up gay, jerking himself off in a mirror whilst singing "I'm a little teapot"!!!!! PS - Gay!
put that cookie and remake down...thats what he would say...
Generations1st 7 months ago
THIS FUCKING SHIT FILM LOOKS LIKE A SPECIAL EDITION EPISODE OF HOLLYOAKS. GLOSSY MODEL-TYPES LOOKING GAY. I WILL BE AVOIDING THIS PIECE OF CRAP AS I ALREADY KNOW IT WILL SUCK HARDER THAN LINDA LOVELACE.
jcpadmore 10 months ago
Stargate????
borgduck 10 months ago
conan the hawaiian
cbamode 10 months ago
im only consiidering watching this as i like stargate atlantis
diamonddog49 10 months ago
TO ALL ARNIE FANS WHO SAY THERE IS ONLY ONE CONAN.
Yes there is only One true Conan, the character created by R E Howard in the 30's.
Arnie never played Conan, he played a barbarian who had the name Conan who was nothing like the original creation by R E Howard.
This is the first attempt to make a GENUINE Conan film, not a film about a bewildered Austrian bodybuilder lumbering around in a lioncloth, read all the Conan stories and you will realise that Arnie was NOT Conan.
GodOfTheArena 10 months ago 3
WHY is the trend lately to make REMAKES of just about everything?? Arent there talents out there with any fresh ideas.? LEAVE the good old movies alone!!!!!
sherman4970 10 months ago
@sherman4970 are you joking the old films sucked, apart from the back to the future movies
mumble200 10 months ago
@mumble200 - Erm. You're wrong and I'm sure there's a few million people out there who will tell you why.
jcpadmore 10 months ago
Gerrad butler would have made a cool conan. Or maybe russel crow.
Only good actors I can think of who would be decent as conan. He needs to be rough and not in any way a pretty boy.
MrDelusionalPenguin 10 months ago
@MrDelusionalPenguin
Rofl Russell Crowe,
Korgrim24 10 months ago
@Korgrim24 what comeone he'd be good.
MrDelusionalPenguin 10 months ago
@MrDelusionalPenguin - Nope. He looks gay compared to Arnie back in the day. He's too pretty.
jcpadmore 10 months ago
@jcpadmore Which one? :p
Keep in mind that conan back in the day had almost girlike golden locks.
MrDelusionalPenguin 10 months ago
@MrDelusionalPenguin - Just because Arnie had long hair doesn't make any difference. This cunt's got long hair, but the difference is - this film will be SHIT and the ORIGINAL film will rule. This film will be gayer than the Scorpion King sucking off John Inman whilst wanking off Charles Haughtrey and taking it up the arse from Quentin Crisp.
jcpadmore 10 months ago
@jcpadmore I quite enjoyed scorpion king! :p
I agree with you of course it will be a sucky film.
My biggest fear is that the epic book Legend which started off the career of one of the greatest authors of all time certainly the best in his genre. Will get made into a film.
Just imagine it a twenty something twinkle-toes actor playing Druss the legend. honestly I don't think i could forgive hollywood for that.
I'm still smarting from Dragonball Z
hopefully it wont become a reality : s
MrDelusionalPenguin 10 months ago
@MrDelusionalPenguin - Yep, they're all twinkle-toed cunts these days. Most superheroes and leading men in the popular Hollywood movies that have "teen appeal" use non-threatening pricks who haven't started shaving yet. Look at Twilight, Percy Jackson, Transformers, Sorceror's Apprentice, Thor, ad nauseum. Q.E.D. Cunts one and all.
jcpadmore 10 months ago
@MrDelusionalPenguin - Yep, they're all twinkle-toed cunts these days. Most superheroes and leading men in the popular Hollywood movies that have "teen appeal" use non-threatening pricks who haven't started shaving yet. Look at Twilight, Percy Jackson, Transformers, Sorceror's Apprentice and Thor. I long for the return of the days when movie heroes were MEN and not little boys. And I'm NOT gay - I just want heroes to admire instead of feeling like I need to tell them to go back to school!!
jcpadmore 10 months ago
Looks gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay with a capital HOMO. The actor playing Conan is, yet again, too much of a pretty boy wrestler type. CONAN SHOULD BE FUCKING ROUGH ROUND THE EDGES like Arnie was back in the day. This guy wouldn't look out of place in a gay bar, wearing pink spandex, drinking a COCKtail and watching gay homosexual go-go dancers gyrating in tanga briefs. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Gayer than an oiled up gay, jerking himself off in a mirror whilst singing "I'm a little teapot"!!!!! PS - Gay!
jcpadmore 10 months ago 3
@jcpadmore You Sir have just made my day ROFL
GillsFan91 10 months ago
@GillsFan91 - Ich aim to pleasingtons! :-)
jcpadmore 10 months ago
This movie....WILL SUCK
TheCinemaTologist 10 months ago
YAY! ANOTHER CG FUCK FEST!
DrShaym 10 months ago
painful...
dogglebe 10 months ago
0:39 moving off to see Trailer from 1982...
IvanAgram 10 months ago
If this movie came before Crom he would laugh and cast it out of Valhalla.
alienzombiesfromhell 11 months ago
what's wrong with the screen? :(
TheLangstone 11 months ago