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  • I actually watched this for the first (and last) time recently. This is one of those situations where you hear so many horrible reviews for a film, that your expectations could not possibly be any lower. That being the case, I enjoyed it just enough to not want to rip out my own eyeballs with grapefruit spoons. Yes, it is one of the worst scripts ever, but it had a few moments that did make me laugh. Of couse, I had been drinking a bit so I am sure that helped.

  • I'm sorry Michael Cera. Get a chin and some acting skills and then you will be good.

  • I tried watching this when it came on comedy central and I have to say. It wasn't very watchable.

  • I loved that movie

  • This movie was as funny as accidentally looking up your grandmother's dress and seeing her Depends need changing. It was so stupid, obnoxious and boring. When you watch a movie and all you can think about is how embarrassed the actors must feel to be in it, you're watching a horrible movie.

  • but, i thought the movie was good...

  • "still glad they made it tho,to offend people like you. you deserve it "

    Yeah that's clearly not talking down to people who believe in God. /sarcasm

    Chose your words wisely buddy.

  • it was kinda funny but some of it was gross and stupid

  • As a Catholic, this movie offends me. Unless you count the animated visual gag scenes in this review. Those were actually funnier than this movie.

  • @Falcovsleon21 As an Atheist i thought this movie was crappy, but im glad they made it so they could offend you.

  • @HowlsFury See that's the real why I hate you Atheist twats. Not because you don't believe in God, but because you all insult everyone who does and think you're better than everyone else.

    You don't believe in God fine but don't badmouth anyone else who does.

  • @Falcovsleon21 I don't think im better then every one else,i just think people like you,not all religious people, but people like you,don't know how to take Criticism. Im friends with plenty of religious folks and we get into adult discussions over the topic. that is possible because they do not take personnel offense to every criticism i bring up. like i said, as some one who is NOT religious i thought the movie was dumb,still glad they made it tho,to offend people like you. you deserve it

  • oh c'mon i thought this was pretty damn funny... sure the plot/story was shitty but u can't say u didn't laugh once!

  • this movie had great potential but it just didn't work out

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  • It's a shame. Cera and Black and really good actors. They just got into a shitty movie their greedy agents talked them into. >.>

  • @HeavenlyLee i think they just needed to get a job at the time

  • when i saw the reanactment of jack black and micheal cera, hao he was deaf and he was retarded, i laughed and spat soda all over my pants >.< so damn funny

  • 1:34 funny

  • I actually liked this movie :P

  • you know, i agree with most of what you guys review, but come on... that's the funniest movie I've seen.

  • I didn't think the movie was too bad. not as bad as they're making out. the best way i can describe it is this: imagine you were persuaded by a friend to go to this opera showing. you're not at all entertained by opera. you find the whole concept and entertainment of opera extremely tedious and boring. however, you've also invited a friend along with this other friend to go see the 'opera' and every now and again while you're bored your friend will crack some good jokes throughout the show.

  • My girlfriend and I tried to watch this terrible film. Watch for about 30 minutes without laughing, gave up on it, had sex.

  • @mphst6 (note to self try this trick)

  • this move was good only because juno temple was in it :D

  • funny

    

  • This movie really sucked. But I really liked David Cross in it lol.

  • 0:25...Are you KIDDING ME. Is that a fake BACKDROP?...

    I'm not even going to comment on that.

  • 100,000'th Viewer, awesome.

  • "....AND MY ASS!!!!" LMAO.

  • one more piece of shit .courtesy from jack black

  • u actually thought it was fuckin hilarious! am i missin sumthin ere?? :\

  • This movie deserves a big "Fuck you" rating. I mean, I like Jack Black and Michael Cera, but this movie SUCKED. I couldn't even watch the whole thing. The only funny part was when they discovered the wagon.

  • what's the name of the song at the start

  • Michael Cera is Canadian, so they should have named him Zed instead of Jack Black.

  • LOL, I love the shit that this review is making fun of the movie.

  • ending was funny :)

  • I liked it. I thought it was pretty funny.

  • this movie is some ol' bullshit

  • @kratos3821 thank you

  • U guys must have watched so many movies that if it's not a completely unique idea u absolutely hate it.

  • NO! HANK AZAIRA FROM THE SIMPSONS!!!

  • @cooliopeace33 Well, at least he got paid.

  • with the help of god... AND MY AAAAASSSSS!!!!!

  • poor jack, he needs to make a movie comeback

  • The one good bit was the genuine satire about the holy of holies!

  • and my ASSSSSSS!!! xDD

  • this was one of the worst movies i've ever seen

  • I'm giving this movie a F**K YOU!!!

  • I will part this sea with the help of god and my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i happen to like this movie, it was not the best movie ive ever saw but its just one of those movies where you go to get a good laugh, i laughed a lot beause my humor is very immature

  • @ 4:33 , is funnier than the entire movie

  • Mike and Jack as partners would be better off as Scott and JB

  • I really don't think this movie was that bad, it was a hell of a lot funnier than Nacho Libre, that bored me to death, yet even that got better reviews than this. I actually found it to be funnier than The Simpsons movie which was utterly retarded.

  • @UnyieldingDefiance They were both garbage. The only good scene in any of them was Homer playing Grand Theft Wolerus

  • yeah one was terrible, i watched it fo 30 0r 45 min and got my money back

    it was so bad lol

  • I will part this sea with the help of God... AND MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

  • @Nocturnalzyx By alimighty god I shall cut thy foreskins!

  • Michael Cera is always playing Michael Cera. I'm sick of that guy.

  • i shall part the sea... WITH MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

  • im still in awe that this was directed by the same guy who made Groundhog Day

  • SO sad that this was a Harold Ramis movie. Amazing sets and cast, but no script whatsoever. Such a waste of talent and production values.

    BTW, I tried to watch some reviews on the Spill.com site, but they were VERY slow to load. I'm gonna stick to YouTube to watch you guys.

  • I think it's a Rental at best.

  • This movie sucks theres nothing funny about it its just plain stupid. So im giving it some ol bullsh*t

  • whaaaaaattt this movie was funny as fuck, these mother fuckers need to smoke some weed

  • I am excited I came across Movie Watcherus and this movie.

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  • Say what you want about this movie. The dvd has a special feature worth renting it to see. They re-enact Leroy Jenkins youtube viral vid. That was some funny shit. The movie...meh, it had a couple of light chuckles.

  • The ending of this review was funnier than the whole film

  • this review was funnier than the movie they're reviewing

  • if u laugh @ the last joke ur going 2 hell. no im srs

  • @1997nmh well see you there

  • @1997nmh

    So I'm going to hell?

  • Some Ol' unbelievable laughable pathetic BULLSHIT!!!

  • 1:39 XD

    I love the animation of your reviews! Its an interesting take on reviews here. :)

  • this movie was funny as hell

  • The movie was MEH

  • I would have you know that the same guy who directed Ghostbusters also directed this film. That's the problem with Hollywood today. When they're writing a script for a comedy they get lazy and put a bunch of fart jokes and wasted talent. Harold Ramis is much smarter than this.

  • I love this movie....it took a second watch but it's funny as hell.....if you didn't like it...you didn't get it. Harold Ramis rocks....

  • This movie was shit.

  • good review, that chick from Bickford Schmecklers Cool ideas is amazingly hot

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  • i thought this shit was funny as fuck

  • @666psychadellic  Then you thought wrong.

  • why do you say that arent i entitled to my opinion

  • @666psychadellic of course. "Then you thought wrong" was my opinion.

  • oh ok well you can stll lick my nuts nigga

  • @666psychadellic Wow. gay and racist. what a combo. your taste in movies sucks balls by the way.

  • i aint fuckin racist you dumb fuck im black and white how can i be racist

  • @666psychadellic and blind. what a piece of work you are. if your not racist then why would you be calling people niggers?

  • dont get it twisted nigga i never said nigger i said nigga you pussy ass NIGGA

  • @666psychadellic Oh im sorry, if your not racist then why are you callin people NIGGAS?

  • fuck you nigga you make me cry so go suck a dick

  • @666psychadellic Man your are a biiiiiiiiitchy little pussy. why the hell would your mom and dad want a brat like you? What, did wallgreen's run out of condoms?

  • nigga im a grown ass man and i was a planned pregnancy dick head and im fuckin your bitch in the ass right now and shes lovin it

  • @666psychadellic you know i might have been insulted by that if i had a bitch. broke up with that skank a year ago. by the sound of that first line i guess i struck a nerve. did your mommy beat you and daddy touch you?

  • no my dads long gone and yeah my mom beat the fuck outta me thats why i turned out to be such an upstanding young citizen

  • @666psychadellic you and

    RoronoaZorolover needs to chill.

  • yes master

  • the only good thing about this movie is jack black and kyle gass

  • "Hey knits, hey jerky. I wanna buy a house, dad. It's gotta be big."

    "You said "dad" buddy"

    "Shut up jerky."

  • Rental I say

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  • This movie sucked period.Everthing that Spill said is 100% true about this movie.

    It's movies like these when I felt ashamed to ever like Jack Black. Worse movie ever!

  • @sigmond63 ... You're retarded.

  • it's movies like this that make me glad i movie hopped to see this.

  • LOL

    Who would have thought that liking a movie could draw such hate?

    Only on YouTube w these freaks in a box.

    As for you, ColonPatrol, it's obvious you're fighting to purge the urge to merge w a guy named Bruce.

    Just get it over with and spare us the drama.

  • Your preoccupation w "fagets" (dude, you've an IQ of 70) is telling.

    Spare the drama fo yo Shuga Mama.

  • I fell asleep and chuckled twice

  • Olivia Wilde is HOT AS HELL

  • xDDDDDD i saw it and wat u sed is true! Im glad it was only a 2-day rental or i'd b REALLY pissed! xDDDD

  • that movie sucked

  • @amakadius75 At which part did you turn off the TV? For me it was when the guy started peeing on himself. The movie sucked before that, but by this point, I sort of got the point.

  • @amakadius75 You are so right. But this movie does have a point, it proves that even the most incompetent morons can get involved in historical events. Year One is even worse than Star Wars: Holiday Special.....well maybe not that bad but its quite up there.

  • This movie is so freaking funny

  • @flippy55555 it's boring...

  • If you don't like Jack Black, you probably won't like this movie. I mean come on, it isn't that bad. If you honestly think this is one of the worst movies ever, than you haven't seen anything yet.

  • horrible and blasphemous movie

  • I agree this movie was boring not even worth renting

  • I agree this movie was bull shit, I remember when I saw hangover and this movie was out at the same time and I told my cousin to see the hangover cause it was funny as hell, and he said that movie stupid, Year one is gunna be fucking funny lol hahaha wow

  • Leon didnt say a word in the whole review...

  • Saw it when it was in the theater because my bitch wife wanted to shop and I didn't wanna follow her lame ass around all day. Shoulda followed her. This movie SUCKS!

  • i didnt mind the movie too much

  • I ordered this on PPV a couple weeks ago, and I found the movie to be pretty funny, it wasn't great but not horrible. Maybe, I had really low standards for it or what. But the movie did get boring and seemed to drag towards the end.

  • I loved this movie! it made me laugh through the whole thing... I think Spills are just to old for comedy movies...

  • or mabey your to younge to relize what sucks and what dosnt suck

  • @thebeatlesarenumber1, thats why I love being a teenager, everything is awsome :)

  • hahaha im 16 and i still think this movie sucked balls

  • I admit the plot sucked but, if a movie can make me laugh for an hour and a half, then its a good movie :)

  • ye i guess so but u gotta admit that with most of their reviews they can actually make some sense with it.

  • This is the WORST movie I've ever seen in my life.

    If you don't agree with my opinion, well I don't give a shit.

    This movie was offensively bad.

  • worst movie ever? than you havent seen many did you

  • I'd give it a Rental. I laughed at a lot of the stuff, including the Sodom and Gomorrah jokes.

    I like when religion is tweeked and so I'm biased for anything that mocks Bible thinking.

    But this wasn't Life of Brian quality. It had a lot of misses mixed in to a smattering of funny.

  • That little clip halfway through almost made me close my browser, and take a nap. I was like what the hell is this?! ..o wait i'm watching another great review.

  • Bad movie. All toilet humour, although relatively decent toilet humour. Jack black is starting to piss me off because he acts the same in every movie. I saw rental.

  • Are you kidding me? It's a directing masterpiece. Jabe isn't acting like a frat boy, he is acting as an innocent simpleton. It's a bad movie because of it's humor? It's a comedy for fuck's sake, You Don't Mess With The Zohan was filled with toilet humor, but you can't possibly ignore the political humor. That's just what you did here (not that Year One has anything to do with politics, just religion).

  • I didnt like You Dont Mess Wth the Zohan much either... I thought it was going to be a lot better. I enjoyed stuff like the Hangover and Zombieland. The reason i dont like this toilet humour is because it was so immature that it wasnt funny. Like him eating his own shit or pissing on himself? That was funny when i was 9. The girl rubbing the pole as if it were a penis? Eh, funnier, just not that clever. And this did not satirize religion that well other than the circumcision scene. Rental

  • matinee

  • If you like Jack Black then this movie is very funny. Critics just can't stand to give praise to films with gross out humor because they feel it is beneath them. Yes, it does have some disgusting jokes, but they are few, the bulk of the film is silly characters doing silly things. It is not going to win any awards, but it is simple fun. I was expecting it to be bad with all the reviews like this, but I enjoyed it a lot and never felt regretful. Maybe because I left my ego at the door.

  • i thought the movie was clever. Very funny. It put a lot of things in perceptive, the characters regardless of the stupid comedy had real chemistry.

    I don't want to see another Scary Movie 4. This movie deliverers, I love the jokes. I really though I was going to hate this because of it's predecessors, but to the contrary it's witty and very entertaining.

    They took the time to emphasize. You guys failed on this review.

    I more serious approach would of sufficed, including the jokes.

  • i really liked this movie i laughed alot. id give it a matinee

  • How are these reviews more memorable than the movies themselves?

  • I loved this film. Not the best, but really funny. Bad review this time guys, or just everyone has their taste.

  • I think you need to like the humor of Jack Black.

    I laughed many times during this movie and i think it's worth watching if you are a Jack Black fan.

  • i rent this for a dollar at Redbox lol

  • That doesn't make sense because they gave fast and furious 4 full price and it only got 1 star. they gave the savages rental when it got 3 and 1/2 stars so get your facts straight asshole.

  • The exceptions confirm the pattern.

  • I can think of a million. no country for old men 3 and 1/2 stars barely matinee. terminator salvation 1 and 1/2. full price. Need anymore.

  • Meh. I guess you're right then... If you're telling the truth. Still, it happens a lot.

  • i will admit it happens more often then not but i think your theory is wrong.

  • thought it was pretty fucking funny

  • I think you should stop making reviews about movies. That movie was great.

  • ha and my moms not a whoreXD

    see we both lied it evens out=]

  • this movie is some old bullshit

  • I will part this sea with the help of God, and my AAAAAAAAAAAASSS! XD

  • wtf, year one was an awesome movie

  • i give this movie a fuck you. it was the worst movie i've seen since witless protection

  • matinee

  • pretty good solid rental

  • i had a few small laughs at this movie but otherwise it was pretty shit

  • XD At the moses part. I pissed myself.

  • I would have killed for Moses farting to part the sea.

  • i walked out of this movie and snuck into up instead'

    up was 100x better!

  • very very very low rental

  • God, I hate Michael Cera.