Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach

[SageDivinity]

under water tuttin? BOSS!!

[fishyskates123]

breakdance beach??!?!

[6bpanorama]

best video ever

[Bergfex5000]

Press 7 for the best part of it ;D

[t0xicrabbit]

Kick it grape lady! "I can't breathe!"

[NYGreen193]

Am I insane for NOT understanding this video?

[Pilaf1984]

@NYGreen193 What's there to get?

[MartinRiatsuKasran]

Booooring, boooring, boooring, boooring...

actually this is awesome <3

[aguvya]

I like the breakdancing asians who arent wearing proper beach attire.

[realelite9]

guddamn i love this video

[bboyneko]

This is probably the best this about today so far

[ConductorGrey]

These guys damn near made a video for each song. Major props to them. Fucking love this shit...

[tragiksun]

solid work

[isaacna2000ayahoocom]

GO GO Go go

[dudewithabackpack]

Scorcher bro scorcher...

[mmc786]

@dudewithabackpack original

[thevyris]

scorcher bro scorcher

[Urquelleightsix]

This shit makes me fall out of my chair...."I can't breathe"

[mochalinares]

You

[mazinais31]

this is like the good version of bearhug!

[PavelDatsyuk138]

Whenever I hear this song, I think of the video and laugh.

[Sekojin]

1:03 = the best LMFAO

I CANT BREATHE.

[DannyJoPJ81589]

This song and video is hilarious.

[QuazysPlaylist]

Cleaver, and unique song. I don't expect otherwise from Aesop

[es696]

fukin annoying song

[beeasy508]

"Scorcher bro, scorcher..."

[SlashPwnage]

Hail Mary Mallon to my brain =:D

[tessyez]

Whos the fat white guy in the black hoodie? Rob sonic?

[mfmarcelotapia]

@tessyez yep.

[isthatallyoucando]

@tessyez Yup!

[bowtiesarebrilliant]

21 people have never been to Breakdance Beach.

[BongDylan]

2:02 CAGE!

[lacesoutchris]

this really embodies aesops omnious mystique

[QuazysPlaylist]

I love that video! I was laughing through out the whole thing!

[joeypop1]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[KEMES1]

LMBAO!!! LOVE THIS SHIT!

[lancebunny]

breakdance beach? BREAKDANCE BEACH

[highB44]

cant get enough of this song

[AlmostEasySF]

Just saw him live yesterday, amazing

[zebulondak]

this is awesome.

[guitar4life9]

some of you "true hip-hop heads" take hip-hop way too seriously. some of you just end up being this narrow minded "real hip-hop" fanatic. mind you, there is a decent amount of hip-hop out there that i think is junk. but there's also good shit like hail mary mallon, that isn't always serious, and still contains lyrical finesse. i mean, damn, look at the beastie boys. check out the video for "drop it, now hit it." i wonder what the budgeting for that video was haha.

[6bpanorama]

best music video ever love aes rock and rob sonic these guys are the masters

[ZCBidlake]

Whose coming to breakdance beach..?

[bigjohnweh]

@ZCBidlake everybody whose anybody is all. I love the varying emotional states when people say "breakdance beach"

[MrThe2053]

If y'all like real MCs then check out my chanel. I know it seems like ya have seen that kind of comment a billion times , but still do it please.

[Shotgunster]

1:02 "I can't breathe" its from this video watch?v=0vFVnTMwt3w

[I0mfgI]

@Shotgunster LOL DEFINATELY

[BaronzPogz]

They put on a good show.. excellente!!

[sabakusousou]

I fucking love everything about this!

[SayHeyToShea]

Fuckin boss!

[Colbysrapname]

I think the number of views is missing a few decimal places

[AneTix101]

Ive already seen all the art I can see....man, nature's stupid....lmmfgdao

[AneTix101]

Delightful

[BaronDMc]

Kick it Grape Lady. hahahah

[themossatron]

can't believe there are only 46k views

[Galchenyuk]

"Man, nature's stupid."

Aesop always has said very profound things. Here's another gem.

[PlezNoFatChicks]

One of my favorite songs this summer. Nice to hear some fun music, that I'm not actually ashamed for liking. Gotta love Aesop. Rob and Wiz are both pretty dope as well. Glad to see another dope rapper on Rhymesayers. According to their website they have Slug, Aesop, Doom, and Ali. It's hard to beat that.

[TazAgainstTheMachine]

This seems like it would be great on Adult Swim.

[Migas128]

aesop with a frog! :D

[ieatjesus]

haha this is the most amazingly awful things i've ever seen. i love it!

[slackanon]

This song has become my summer anthem, and each day I begin with a breakdance beach is better than the ones i dont. definately definately rain man beach.

[redxhen]

Is that Panda at the end???

[claytonthegiant]

scorchin bro scorchin

[ChezDayable]

What the hell did I just watch?

[ChezDayable]

"Man, nature's stupid..."

[Infamoussssssss]

@ChezDayable "..yea."

[ealbeal]

Hip-hop forever............

[kichyssLV]

Hip Hop paradise

[scrubtubs]

haha, so sick.

[EmpressEricka]

LMMFAO @ Breakdancing on a Surfboard @ 2:19. Hail Mary Mallon for the win.

[TheHardcoreRasta]

I laughed so hard... and i luv this shit xD

[Dashiepie1]

HAHAHAH what the fuck, this is so awesome!

[Jimellow]

This song needs more Brother Ali.

[Nindy9Niner]

@Jimellow Every video needs more Brother Ali

[Paranundrum]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING AWESOME! THEY CANT EVEN MAKE A SILLY TRACK NOT BE SICK AS HELL!

[malabrota]

Excellent reference to "Roots Bloody Roots" at @1:52

[Ievolovel]

So how about that Breakdance Beach? JAM BOX JAM BOX JAM BOOOOOOx

[arnohelm]

who is that in the reflection on the water at the end of the video?

[arnohelm]

where are the girls?!?!

[dyllanmejia]

hahahahahahahahaa love it

[ChrisBullock]

Kick it, grape lady!

[Thejesseaddem]

People forget that hiphop is fucking fun and get all hurt about it. ZZZZZZZzz!

[Youarethewaffle]

for some reason i always think the guy driving the boat is a storm trooper...wtf is wrong with me...

[dogdammit6]

This is funny as hell but I wish it wasn't on the album,and instead put as some sort of extra. Kinda spoils the sickness of the album for me.

[Wordtoyamom]

Break dance beach???

Break dance beach!!!!

[mabretania]

Hahah. Aes stroking the chameleon lightened my day. Rob, Aes and Wiz are one hell of a talented group 

[thebigbeatdown]

The multi colored GO!s are the best of all time. BREAKDANCE BEACH!!!

[fivetoseetentotouch]

sounds like Cage saying Breakdance Beach? at 2:02

[AttentionDefficit]

@fivetoseetentotouch HAHA So true, never noticed... think it is?

[DcbDust]

wtf

[stylingduke]

Hella Sex!

[agtarr]

Fake green screen I can tell

[SurfSML]

@agtarr Yea you think....what's with you goons and arguing over music like this...can't you just bob your heads like kurt cobain and enjoy shit instead of trying to out argue each other over dumb stuff...

[AttentionDefficit]

@agtarr Really??? I couldn't tell at all -_- . The green screen is what makes this vid so awesome.

[Youarethewaffle]

HD for the winnnn.

[MeekMindTrip]

@Youarethewaffle I Went to HD All the Time...

[datfluidone]

anyone else wonder why in the hell they're rocking an evan williams boat??? i think thats the closest aesop OR rob s0nic has come to selling out ....

[brodetskiy]

wasn't anyone else waiting for Rob to do the worm?

[latinwolf92]

This is sooo dope xD

[OneTwentyMN]

Holy shit, that's the funniest video I've ever seen! I'm in tears laughing, the dude breakdancing on a boat flying across the water and shit, that's so fucking funny.

[MyDormantSoul]

this video's poorly made

[OneTwentyMN]

@MyDormantSoul I think that's the whole point. You've heard the song right?

[MyDormantSoul]

@OneTwentyMN I own the album, it was one of my least favorites, but I've heard it enough times. The films obviously referencing old school 80's goofy hiphop culture: like when they say fuck play land, when they yell breakdance beach, and when they say go, go, go and have the "break" sample. I get that, but the film is still a bit sloppy; like the transition from Aesop and Rob talking to the music coming in, it just feels a bit too akward even though theyre obviously doing tongue in cheek humour

[RedSteez247]

@MyDormantSoul You need to not take things too seriously and live a little. You're thinking too much over a simple video meant to just be humorous and NOT TAKEN SERIOUSLY! Thank you and have a nice day.

[MyDormantSoul]

@RedSteez247 And you need to chill out and not upset yourself when you see someone critically analyze a piece of media. Im a film student and thats what I do, no one is taking anything overly seriously but you. Thank you and have a nice day.

[RedSteez247]

@MyDormantSoul LOL good one man. IDGAF if you're a film student, you can't criticize this video like you would a fuckin movie, or tv show, or some other shit. This video was made for fun, AND THAT'S FUCKIN IT! Look too into it and you miss the whole point. Next time my dude don't try to act all high and mighty nit-picking and breaking down bullshit that wasn't even necessary."this video's poorly made" LMAO of course it is!!

[MyDormantSoul]

@RedSteez247 First of all it wasn't made for fun, it is a promotional music video made by rhymesayers entertainment and hail mary mallon to sell records. This is supposed to be professional level and what better compliment can I give the film maker than a critique of his work? You want me to turn my brain off because its an indi video, I wont. I found their last music video for Garfield to be well done and I found this one to be poorly done. I said why, whats the issue here?

[RedSteez247]

@MyDormantSoul Okay look dude I'm done arguing. All Im saying is that a video like this that isn't serious to begin with doesn't have to be all that perfect when it comes the "professional level" because it's not what you call a serious video from the start. Its a fun video meant for promotion but also its for entertainment and that is its main function. This video isn't meant to be top-of-the-line, perfectly produced, or in any way a serious work of art, so saying it's poorly done is the point.

[OneTwentyMN]

@RedSteez247 I think what MyDormantSoul is getting at is that it is possible to pull off a humorous video in a manner that's up to par with the production values of other music videos. Which is completely true. You're saying that it doesn't, in your mind, have to maintain the production values of any other video. All it comes down to is one view against the other. You guys have a difference of opinion.

[511V325731N]

@RedSteez247

Yeah, it wasn't sloppily done. It was done to be sloppy. Designed for it, i think they actually put in much love to make it bad.

[DRONE409]

@RedSteez247 At the end you forgot the "Now Kick it Grape Ladie ! "

[rubyunicorneater]

@RedSteez247 your moms not professional!

[RedSteez247]

@rubyunicorneater wow man, low blow...

[OneTwentyMN]

@MyDormantSoul I get what your saying, most definitely. In your previous comments, I love the song and like the video. You understand the concept of the video, applaud the song but don't think the execution is as good as it could of been. It's a difference of opinion, I don't know why people are taking offense to it. It's not like you're slamming the shit. Just expressing your opinion.

[MyDormantSoul]

@OneTwentyMN thanks man, much obliged

[isthatallyoucando]

@MyDormantSoul heh "wasn't made for fun"... my guess is you are not that familiar with Rhymesaysers or their artists! Hmmn, why not have a look at the Rhymesayers channel, and you can see behind the scenes of this video.... that might just seal the deal for ya.

[MyDormantSoul]

@isthatallyoucando dont make me laugh Ive been bumping aesop, slug, murs, madlib, eyedea, doom, and Lif for years.

[PCPmakesMEstrong]

naw, natures stupid. lmafo

[aotearoastyle]

lol crazy legs on the face of a wave . So dope

[Shr3dtheGnar96]

If its so hot, why is he wearing a sweatshirt...

[LordLegless]

Dying at the fact that this features grape lady.

[kalebmurphy89]

i like the breakdance beach part.

[ca2woaz]

lol, this song and video are fun. Good old concept rap

[Gravep4l]

I almost got booked for watching this at work cause I was laughing too loud =/ It feels like they just combined two words they liked and made a song out of it. I'm not complaining though lol

[dynospectrum]

hilarity ensues

[ZoMbiFTW]

WHUT

[Thn1kk4man]

Nature's stupid

[leoisjustchillin037]

I WANT TO DJ AT COCOA BEACH, WITH MY FRIENDS AND HOMEGIRLS BREAK-DANCING ON THE SAND, DRINKING CORONA WITH LIME :)

PEACE !!!

PS

THIS, 1,00 DEATHS, THE TUGBOAT COMPLEX AND 5 FINGERS OF DEATH ARE MY FAVORITE AESOP ROCK SONGS !!!

[leoisjustchillin037]

@leoisjustchillin037

PS

1,000 DEATHS...

SORRY... I'M A LITTLE LIFTED, MANE...

PEACE !!!

[lightitupB]

Yes they form the Hail Mary Mallon, yes the two in the beginning are the ones singing the song but Dj Big Whiz (the dj for Hail Mary Mallon) joins in for one of the verses. Aesop Rock sings the chorus and most of it to answer your questions.

[legsAirsoft]

lololol this is great.

[dedb0y]

if it was so hot why was he wearing a hoodie?

[kneegrow2727]

Aesop Rock is the Tim & Eric of rap. He's weird, not many people enjoy it as much as I do, and it's my favorite.

[ThaDeeStylee]

@kneegrow2727 .....No.

[rabidfish02]

ROFL AESOP

[Okayy15ify]

umm yeah, we got a playpen breach

the assailant a well known ray ban's thief

[BigKLittleKSucks]

hahahaha funniest shit ever.



[regularasselo]

CRAAAAAB PEOPLE!

[peacefullydejected]

@levolovel she got them from your mom, but thanks for asking.

[rezurekt124]

who are those 2 guys in the beginning? are those the people singing?

[jcasaurus]

@rezurekt124 rob sonic (left) aesop rock (right)

[rezurekt124]

@jcasaurus but are they the ones rapping in the song?

[jcasaurus]

@rezurekt124 yes. they are. 

[gofaqyosef]

dude breaking on the speeding speedboat >>>>>

[Ssk8collins]

lead singer of Aesop Rock? am i stupid for not knowing that?

[nokomokoify]

@Ssk8collins nope you're stupid for thinking Aesop Rock is a group and not just one person...

[gofaqyosef]

@Ssk8collins No you're a dude who just made me spit coffee!

[Ssk8collins]

@gofaqyosef hoping you meant i just made you laugh....

[peacefullydejected]

Last time I saw crabs dancing that much was on my ex...

[Ievolovel]

@peacefullydejected So you had crabs and gave them to her... or you got them from her? WTFLOGIC

[Ievolovel]

Scorcher bro scorcher.

[bobjo20]

ive seen it 100 times, and yet the seagull still gets me

[RedSteez247]

@bobjo20 lmao the dancing crabs get me everytime!!!

[bobjo20]

mind=blown



[WeekendAtMArtys]

what does aesop's tatto on his arm say?

[KINGKIER7]

@WeekendAtMArtys he has one on each arm, one say must not sleep the other says must warn others....they were both lines in a song he wrote and he got those lines from a movie...cnt remember the movie nor song name srry

[vampyrmagick]

@KINGKIER7 You're right. He says the line in both "Antisocial" and "Commencement at the Obedience Academy." The line is from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"

[Ievolovel]

@WeekendAtMArtys must not sleep... must warn others.

[LGatoGrande]

rob was way too into that high five.

then again, i'd probably be that excited if i got to five aes

[JoCRuff]

Missy Elliott

[owton]

hmmmm

[Ievolovel]

Pause at 0:27. Receive humor.

[SCAenterprises]

i dont know what they were thinking but they did a good job of rhyming with beach the whole time :D

[Infamoussssssss]

just spend my last money on grieves' new album. damn, cant wait for my next paycheck to get "r u gonna eat that?" :(

[antebellum562]

@Infamoussssssss

that's why you buy both at the same time...like me :DD lol

[fullmetalmonkey3]

Nah man, Natures stupid