cake ft. jake

[PurpleKirby54]

i have this weird feeling that it should've been Dirk, not jake.

[kayseagirl123]

Is it weird that I knew exactly where the music came from and the episode at the second the video started?

[MemyxOfTheOrange]

This makes me smile. C:

[MYSTER1OUSkate]

this is awesome but....

i keep getting distracted...

that face....

(◡‿◡✿)

so distracting

[noideausernamename]

this is cute-what

[ChopperMD55]

FUCKING SUBBED O.O

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

I was thinking of this while I was baking. :3

[WarriorsCatsfun]

UhHhH... I ThOuGhT It wAs GoNnA Be AdVeNtUrE TiMe... :o)

[JumpingGale]

THIS.

[fireflylight233]

D: jaaaaaaaaaaaake

[BeccaBearize]

Hmm I never thought I would hear Jake call anyone a motherfucker.... BADASS!!!!

[lexlinkroy]

Jake is talking about "mindfang"

[melissathekitteh]

THE SOUND I JUST MADE WAS NOT HUMAN

[Tenaomeana]

That is the best way to write a title on a book.

Two letters on the backside, and two letters on the front.

[MrButSmasher]

"and you'll have a.. COCK."

[OmnomMasterTheFirst]

so this is why Dirk likes Jake so much eue

[PaopuFruit13]

This is canon.

[MsLuiza12]

The cake is a lie !!!!!!!!!!

[looking4hannah]

A COCK!

[Nocturnimancer]

Alright, nerds. Let me see if I know your game yet-

Jane, Headcanon...

Yeah, I think that's about right, sounds like her in my head.

[Hotokichan]

Where can you get audio for this? o . o

[ADayInTheLifeOfEddie]

I totally did not just spit out my drink.

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

I forgot about this video. HOW COULD I FORGET?! xD

[ToastyPinecone]

The "WHAT?!" sounds like Terry Crews advertising old spice.

[Octocatalyst]

0:52

[TheKevlarFish]

Somehow, I've heard this song before.

[YinYangAlchemist]

Okay I have to say it even though it is so obvious.

The cake is a LIE

[doseusa]

@YinYangAlchemist obviously because it is a COCK

[PikachuTrain3r]

A cock.

[noodle565]

But I learned from wow wow wubbzy not to do things by the book. I'M SO CONFUSED

[PaopuFruit13]

Jake you so kawaii.

[Osiiboo92]

@TheKobuchi waht

[TheKobuchi]

isnt jake jhon and "jake"a boi not a girl?

[SleepySethFilms]

@TheKobuchi You obviously have more Homestuck to read, friend.

[seafireofatlantis]

@TheKobuchi thats not jake at the beginning thats jane crocker the rapping guy is jake

[NeoCarbuncle]

Dirk Strider approves of Jake's actions.

[IIsUltimateFailurez]

Could I have the audio for this? o uo

[IIsUltimateFailurez]

Im so tempted to do this once I get my Jane cosplay done . v.

I just need a Jake q wq

[Sierra0333]

Ah! what is jake saying! i must know ! someone please! i want the lyrics for the rap part!

[MidgetJelly]

OH GOD I DIED LAUGHING

[TheFabTomatoBoxFairy]

Making this my ringtone NOW

[CreamRocks1]

cannon.

[w1ls0on]

I SAW THIS COMING AT THE BEGINING

[DJTripleFive]

Since when did Jake transform into Lil Jon?

[Debraellen04]

I'M THROWING MY MONEY AT THE SCREEN

BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING. D:

[Pornographiceye]

I want Lil' Jake to bust into my kitchen while I'm baking a pretty cake.

[mystalkerandmii]

I've been listening to this the whole day....

[TheBittersweetSong]

I LOVE THIS.

SO MUCH.

YES.

[greywow]

Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up

Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up

Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up

Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up

Now back that pussy shes a motherfucker, hey back that pussy shes a motherfucker

Back that pussy shes a motherfucker, hey back that pussy shes a motherfucker

there you go internet, sing along

[mystalkerandmii]

@greywow Ohai maeve

[greywow]

@mystalkerandmii Ohay gurl

[madzombieslayer]

Jake headcanon. :D

[Gakid0]

i'm here again what is my life even

[rastynicc]

I love the way the word "BOOK" is spread out between the front and back covers.

[teandsugar2]

this...this is so amazing.

[adiosToreador616]

need lyrics :O

[lizzymoon23]

Aaaw its such an adorable son.. ಠ_ಠ back that what?

[TheAnimeXobsesser]

the cake was a lie..

[greywow]

I need to play this at school. Now.

[equivalentXexchange]

JAKE,

WEN U GIT SOO GANGSTA????

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

jake is a badass now.

[Osiiboo92]

@HxTrEmEcHaOs he's always been a badass man just chech out all these fuckin guns and skulls and chicks losing their panties over him

i'm giving him my momey (◡‿◡✿)

[FullMetalAwesome7]

Oh god this is now my Jane headcanon.

[Karkenou]

I want to see a live version of this with cosplayers.

[Osiiboo92]

@Karkenou it's actually been done twice lol

one sec lemme feature them in the description (◡‿◡✿)

[TheInfinitePower007]

I now fear Jane and Jake.

[epictoxicmonster]

@SteamBirds

Yes. Yes it is.

I looked it up.

*headdesk*

BREAK IT DOWN BITCH!

[TheBurrowingHippo]

Then you'll have a cock!

[Pollypo66]

good video

[ZADR1123]

I am given so many wonderful gifts from this fandom.

[StarfireandSakura]

in response to video creator's question:

wonderful things

[adiosToreador616]

why cant i stop watching this

[Weeman44444444444444]

Whats happened to the world? The kids are all idiots with there poke balls and there flash flash single digit iq.

[FlyAwaySongbird]

Why is it that when I saw the title, I immediately thought of Adventure Time? xD

[SteamBirds]

Is this from Lazy Town?

[allytheotaku6]

Jake sounds like the guy from LMFAO... XD

[HexMixture]

@allytheotaku6 I think it's... Lil Jon, who was in the LMFAO "Shots" video

[allytheotaku6]

@HexMixture Ahhh. Alright; Thank you!

[animelove125]

ahh i miss lazytown it was so....... good for your health and stuff ^^'

[Thepillerofautom10]

Should john be singing as jon?

[gir1seal]

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS.

[otaku559]

headcannon Jake and Jane voices

[Sawabear88]

WHY IS THIS SO ADDICTING!!!!

[otaku559]

oh my god can I please have download of this video please oh my god

[Sawabear88]

i love this lol, and it is so freakin catchy

[Dumbledorathexplora]

this a equius and nepeta song?

[Scatterss]

THEN YOU'LL HAVE A COCK.

[deathinkazia666]

Who's the guy that Jake has part of? I don't know, and I really want to know! And this song! I can't help but watch it now! XXXD

[ahoyjulia]

@deathinkazia666 it's lil john c:

[Mariellita04]

Now I can't hear the song without Jake's part xD

[jacio9]

I thought I could go a day without watching this. I was wrong.

[ihappy1]

Heard the song

Saw Jane

KNEW EXACTLY WHEN JAKE WOULD APPEAR

[801Milcah]

This is wonderful. <3

[JLR2666]

this is such a lie

[anime2kph]

the.

the cake.

at the end of it.

it says.

it says cock.

instead of cake.

at like 0:53

i think.

or close to that.

look closly people.

[ZohrraStudios]

Jake's yeah face is the best face ever!

[DMLunatic]

And this is now what Jane sounds like.

And also Jake if he is high.

On pumpkins.

[TheZombieMasterr]

what song is jake singing?

[yaoicrusader]

no, no, FUNK masta jake!? BD *shot with a nuke*

[yaoicrusader]

Rap masta Jake BD *shot*

[TragicTechnician]

Then. you.will.have a - BOOM -

Yeap, there she goes again.

[spriggs115]

I just listen to it over and over and over and over and over and over and over.......

[narutogirl712]

WE OF THE INTERNET DEMAND A FULL VERSION.

[AlmostAbby421]

aaaand now this is my ringtone.

[DeathMachineDAS]

Aha, the ending, oh gog what is air.

[AlmostAbby421]

afjlksdjfajf

at first i was like, aww that's a sweet little song about baking a cake very cute and---

"AW BREAK IT DOWN BITCH."

now i am crying.

[ImmortlyDemon]

@AlmostAbby421

from laughing! XD

[Antiformed]

@AlmostAbby421

>You notice an indecent JAKE RUMP has been slipped into your cake video.

>You begin to cry.

[anime2kph]

whats this song called?

[mayamayagirl]

To be honest my respect for Jake has tripled with this... lol

[TheZombieMasterr]

WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THESE SONGS!?!?!

[NPsmileyface]

Is it bad that this is now my head cannon voice for Jane??? O_O'

[shinsamasu]

Only Jane could make her mailbox explode -.- Kudos, Jane. Hope you arent really dead cuz that would be lame for plot development. (and poor John's memory)

ANYWAY LOVE THIS SONG. ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY.

[TheSoulcollector17]

omg I can't breathe.... XDD

[FrenzySliver]

jane confirmed for dead

[CalvinsComedyCompany]

Jake: Hello father, how is my sister faring?

-SLAP-

Dad: MY HEIRESS IS DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!

[idle309]

@CalvinsComedyCompany Why must Hussie kill all my favorite characters

[AnimeCatLady69]

this song is forever imprinted in my brain when i read homestuck

[berriesmyheartbread]

watched this eight times in a row, goddamn no. homestuck you are killing me.

[PineappleFeet379]

COOK IT UP B*TCH! LEMME SEE YA STIR TH4T BOWL!

[twothcoopth]

BREAK IT DOWN BITCH

[ChocoxxMint]

I have successfully memorized the lyrics. And now I can freely break out into song.

[Saiga6]

yeeeeees

[CalyBell]

The first time I heard this, I didn't think it was that funny. By the third time I heard it, I was cracking up every time. This fantastic, by the way.

[KisamierofRuairi]

This never leaves my head. o.e

[Doodletimez]

HEAD-CANON JANE VOICE FIVE-EVERRR

[ForgottenStarGirl]

THIS IS FABULOUS

[ForestSpyer257]

Im really wandering why I smoked so much Marijuana right now...

[technoArtist413]

Oh god i have listened to this about 20 times over :V

[CookiesFromAPan]

CAN'T....

STOP....

WATCHING....

[ChromeMaquilover22]

What the hell did I just watch? XD

[Tasuki96]

I had this stuck in my head the other night. Made me watch the video again. haha.

[TragicTechnician]

I like how the new kids characters have only been introduced for such a short time and suddenly everyone is worshipping them like there is no tommorrow.

[DeathMachineDAS]

This is why I love the fandom.

[tjl1297]

WUUTTT?!?!?

YEAH!!!

[pinkpunk1880]

This ....

This!

This, is why I LOVE Jake.

[TheWarnerSister]

This is like eight times better than the original. XD

[SeussicalGirl44]

This video has been brought to you by the Betty Crocker company. Break it down, Batter Bitch.

[NerdIku3]

Cake

Jake

I thought this had something to do with Adventure Time xD

[nineight9]

i can't breathe.

[StarfireandSakura]

I literally

cannot sing this song anymore

without going into NOW BREAK IT DOWN BITCH LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP

i love lil jon

[SeussicalGirl44]

Also, 8 people didn't do the cooking by the book and got a cock.

[SeussicalGirl44]

I lost it when they both started dancing. JANE. DAT ASS.

[wolfeclipse24]

I'm laughing harder than I should be...

[erinnn4747]

Headcanon: the hand coming out of the bowl is Karkat

[TripleKekkon]

@erinnn4747 I was thinking it was Jack but whatever c:

[Introbulus]

@erinnn4747 But it's brown.

[kurikku87]

I can never get tired of this.

[iTouchMyselfAtNite]

This never fails in making me laugh.

[tapixt]

Dear god what is this song I need it i my everyday life,,,,,,,,

[MissPsychadelic]

oh my god i seriously was not expecting the rapping i should have seen that coming i should have

but i almost fell out of my chair let me tell you

[Kethron127]

I'm not sure whether I should hug you or run screaming.

I really don't know.

[datpanda46]

Now anytime we make a cake in culinary I'm gonna see these two singing XD

[IAmOnFyre]

You're doing amazing things with your life.

Why can't I stop listening?!

[KokoroMugen]

I CANT STOP CLICKING REPLAY

fuck this song, haunts me when i least expect it.

[vesliht]

Let them eat cock

[thatonegirludontknow]

This is a related video to like everything...........

[AnnabelLee129647]

Suddenly I want to go bake 0_0

[Thunderthetiger74]

Why is my life suddenly complete.

[TheDejuan00]

What are you doing with your life...? You are creating entertainment for others that's what you're doing! xD

[SobmicSSBB]

0:26

Disco Break

[chippychime]

0:43 ALL SHIT LOST

[sunnymuffin65]

Idk where the rap part is from xD

[mistermanrocks2]

Lil John is the best Jake head canon ever

[razorknight92]

Why do I keep watching this?!

[KittennPajamas]

YES PERFECTION GOOD

[cupcakecharm12]

new head cannon for jake.......cries from laughing

[RiniWolf]

Jake's version is better...

[StarfireandSakura]

I want to watch this... forever.

[TotalDramaSisters]

.....new Jake headcanon voice

[LyricRembrandt]

I agree with @chibiheartluster.

You are a quality part of this fandom.

it is you.