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  • ur booobs r suntanned

  • i think there's a lesson in this for all of us: the cards never lie, and buses can kill you if they feel like it

  • She took the bus

  • yes

  • once a fortune teller, told me many boys were in love with me

  • I wouldn't

  • I love your videos! there so funny and amazing! ♥♥♥

  • I LOVE U UR AWESOME!! i so love ur clothes!!

  • I love you Jess!(: <3333 You inspire me so much!

  • Good

  • BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS

  • u r 1 gorjous bird : ) and ur funny . . . nice mixture ; ) keep it up beautiful.x

  • u TOOK THE BUS ANYWAY LOL

  • love you! <3

  • i love ur vids i freakin love you

  • Nice breasts wear something that shows them off a bit more

  • you remind me of nicki minaj for some reason.

  • ur rly funny. ive never been to a fortune teller but if i had i would ask what the name of my future husband is!

  • damn you are so goooood... someday i want to see you in SNL

  • As a Romani Sinti Gypsy.....im not sure really how to take this video. You have already outlawed our self reliant lifestyles. now you have to make fun of our traditions as well.

  • @Hofgoblin If you're serious you're also crazy: I've seen how gypsies behave all over Europe and how they equate 'self-reliant' with being on public assistance, being pickpockets, and living illegally in trash-filled camps! Please move to the Middle East and see how far your 'self-reliance' gets you there.

  • I would ask a Fortune teller who I would marry... Maybe.... LoL ;)

  • we want more tits, we want more tits.. sorry love they're nice

  • I went to a fortune teller in august and she said I won't find true love until I'm in my 30's! She said "you will fall in love many times but never will they love you back. You will find a man that loves you just as much as you love him in 19 years. It was such a knock off

  • if i saw a fortune teller, i would ask them the soonest time im going to see my boyfreind from first grade again... DUHN ASK (((don't ask)))

  • told you not to take the bus!

  • Can you ask a fortune teller if you have an STD?

  • "Plonk."

    What a devastating crash!

  • @liveformusic27 it's animated dumb ass

  • lmfao ahaha when she gt hit by thebus 

  • ur backrounds look so fake:(

  • I was told i had evil forces at work against me and she needed to pray for me .. please deposit $80 for the candles and other prayer items she will need.

  • Lmao! The bus is a classic!

    I don't believe in that crap... It is all bull and besides, if I could see the future I'd go see what the next lotto 6-49 numbers are! :D

  • OMG!!! I AM ADDICTED TO YOUR VIDEOS!!!! RED NECK RULES! LOVE YOUUU! xx ♥

  • my aunt went with her friend to see a fortune teller, an the guy pointed to her and said that someone was trying to speak to her, an he asked if she still went to scarborough, an he couldnt possibly have known that, an the full story is better but i dont wanna name any names... but it was awsome :D

  • lol! hey you are a hot biatch

  • i love you yahhhhhh ive wached all your vidoes

  • haha :)

  • um psychics dont hum...i think you might have gotten that confused with yoga where you repeat your mantra or sometimes hum when you meditate.

  • XD you got hit by a bus haha

  • hhahahaha xD

  • I saw a fortune teller when I was in Thailand. And I love you, exoticJess.

  • well i am not a fortune teller but I am Gypsy. but i like the video. and if a Gypsy were to be a fortune teller they wouldn't accept money, at least Kalderash wouldn't

  • :O u just got hit by a cr i cant like that ;(

  • amazing video your the best and really pretty loveyou <3

  • 2:20 lol!

  • i am a psychic i work for CaliforniaPsychics my name is natalie on the site you can go to my youtube page were i do makeup and then when you go to CaliforniaPsychics its the same person

  • OH MY GOD YOUR PERFECT!!

  • I've never seen a fortune teller....highly doubt I would. The are full of BS lol.

  • That was the calmest accident ever.

  • she said i was gonna be famous one day and that my bff talks shit behind my back.

  • LOL!! love you

  • @AndreasChoice I love you MORE!! <3 <3 <3!!

  • THIS COMMENT WILL GET RANDOM THUMB'S UP!

  • @mazifranzo YES ;D

  • must...stop...starring...at boobs

  • you have big boobs

  • BlackBoxTV brought me here.

    Great job in Do Over.

    Wow. I totally excepted the bus part at the end.

    But still GREAT video.

    I'm def. subbing. :D

  • haha

  • lol your super funny and really pretty <33

  • I would ask a fortune teller if she ever had a boyfriend.

  • lol

  • lol u took the buss lol!!

  • Fun stuff. Just like the real fake fortune teller. Wierd I hadn't heard of you before.

  • Well done on the video! That's kind of how these "fortune" tellers work. Yeah, I've seen many in the past and they're all scam artists. I had quite a few tell me that I had a curse put upon me by someone and if I didn't give them a lot of money something bad would happen, like the cookie monster would come and bite my head off. But in most cases they just tell me, my ex will be back. I know better. The only ex I had is happily-married and can't stand the site of me. Plus, I don't want him back.

  • Well I'll be. Don't take the bus lol!! I wonder if the bus was an express. Hooray for Jess Jess.

  • lol.

  • hahahahaha the end was a nice touch. how did u do it? no...no.. don't answer that.

  • U were great on blackboxtv

  • ur hot

  • I have before, 10 years apart, the funny thing is they both said. I was going to live a long life and be rich but alway be alone and die alone :( Odd that hearing the same thing 10 years apart...

  • You're getting better at putting a joke at the end. But this one was kind of obvious. Good Job, though.

  • Your one's those soon to be billionaire wife. -Bjay

  • Great Vids!! Keep up the good work!

  • The cards say: You are an ace Queen with a big heart who will meet a King with a big heart who's name might be something like Jack and he'll be a 10 who will leave you with a royal flush! ;-)

  • So cute! Loved the ending!

  • I want to lick your cheeks

  • I would ask them what they see about me going to college xD

  • u have grate check bones :D and yeah im a dude -.-

  • you are so much fun

  • ahahah lovely

  • LMAO at u getting hit by the bus XD not that I would wish that upon you :O it just looked funny ^.^ GREAT VIDEO

  • I would ask them how they feel fleecing every person they meet to make a living.

  • black box tv got me here.

  • i dont get it...

  • lol, great video:)

  • Woahhhhh MAMA! 2:47 But seriously do u like seeing that :P

  • wow...she looks wayyy better than hotforwords...*the only reason im comparing them is because they are the only 2 females im subbed to*

  • your my dream chic LOL

  • So funny....love your videos lol

  • ur so fucking hott ive never heard of u ill blackbox tv And i was like damn shes hott :/

  • OMG I LOVE THIS VID XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • I would ask what College I should go to...

  • Blackboxtv brought me here, i am really impressed you played your role well.

  • I don't believe in fortune tellers but I strongly believe in destiny!!

  • @exoticjess

    really beautiful :D ! great video :)

  • hahah :D:D:D great job!

  • @56lollol me 2....

  • i've never been to a fortune teller... but my name means vision... and i always have the strangest dreams.. and thoughts... like one time i had a bad feeling about riding in the front passenger seat.. and as soon as we left the house we had a car accident.. luckily i listened to my feeling..

  • LOOOOL!

  • I would ask the fortune teller if I could get with ExoticJess

  • awesome! don't take the bus!

  • thats so sad you wont do nude

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL You ot hit by the bus lol so now we know to not take buses or cross tthe street after told not to take the bus very good lesson huh lol

  • ive never been to a fortune teller but if she looked like that i wouldnt mind spendin 5 bucks everyday.

  • what was that?! @ :05 seconds. was that an involuntary lip smack?! those BIG juicy LIPS are outta control huh?! LOL ;) you know I love your lips. soooooo KISSABLE! XXXXXXXXXXXX and a O.

    ps-winning lottery #s from last week huh. thats why i luv ya! PEACE!

  • I'd tell you what the fortune teller told me, but I want it to come true! Haha

  • I'm my own fortune teller.

  • lmao the she didt took the bus the bus took her lmao love it

  • Jess, i would come to america, marry you, and pour diamonds on you, you are the sweetest girl in the world

  • Hummm. I love your smile Jess. Baby.

  • Nice! Especially the bus shot at the end! And I'm a total sucker for fortune telling. lol

  • i would ask her if i would have atleast 1 chance to meet you ^^

  • I like U XD

  • Jess you are a nut LMAO!

  • I really enjoyed it...it was great:D

    I loved the way the bus run over you

  • @MakeupFreak1990 Ha ha ha!! Thank you so much for watching. :)

  • Wow Jess makes a really hot gypsy!

  • Awesome video Jess!

  • @GETTTOxFABxFOREVER Thank you so much!!

  • I would ask when I can see you in a major film. Your clips are fantastic and you so easy on the eye.

  • @wiiiilbur Awwwww... that is so sweet. I wish... ha ha..

  • @exoticjess Your videos are so well done, so much humor and style. If you don't make it no one will, but head's up! I got a contract with the History Channel and did the most watched ShockWave! You never know who's watching, Jess. I'm just proud that "I knew you when." Keep up the good work. I watch everything you do, and it's NOT because you are lovely, though there is a factor there, it's because you are an intelligent, funny, entertaining young lady.

  • U should call urself DD huhu

  • NICE ASS!! 2:13

  • hey jess can i trouble you for a soapy titwank?

  • never been to a fortune teller. if i did go i would ask for winning lottery numbers! Jessica, youre so fun and amazingly BEAUTIFUL. i'm sure u already knew this but i just had to say it. PEACE! xoxo

  • @mike840 I just got the winning lottery numbers.... for last weeks lottery..

  • You are my favorite "subscrippction"(pronounce as Duffy D.) Smart, sexy, great sense of humor, not surprised that every guy on the planet wants to marry you! :) 

  • @AxelLNo1 ha ha ha!! You are very sweet. :)

  • loved it,great interpretation of the fortune teller :)

  • @Darkshade9998 awww... thank you. I had fun doing it. :)

  • COOL video!!!! :-D

  • @cufan71 Thank you so much!! :)

  • yea these are hoyle cards right?

  • Great job Jess! Very funny & I love the cartoonish backgrounds. Just stop pissing off those fortune tellers. I want to make sure you're still around when I get out to CA. Big thumbs up!

    Much Love & Respect,

    JB

  • @JohnBasedow1 Well, thank you kind sir. I Looooove my backgrounds too. :) I am looking forward to seeing you when you come to CA. :)

  • boobs

  • HILARIOUS(: loved it. 

  • @aniciainoki I am so happy to hear that. :) thanks for watching!

  • At the start funny when you say:"Hom Hom Ham Ham Hi!"

  • @arigrap ha ha!! I am so glad you enjoyed it!

  • awhhwa lol i saw that coming xD

    Cool video

    Your so hot

  • hahaha funny! i haven't went to one i want to just to see how it would be like but i imagine it'll be like this lol

  • 2:17 - 2:20 <3

  • @boudewijn20 :)

  • I would ask how you got to be so cute, crazy lady! LOL Thanks for all the laughs!

  • @FictionInfusion Awwwww... thanks! :)

  • wish we have YOutube 3D

  • I bet strawberryplush is a female and all 65 thumbs up are females lol

  • @24guccigucci @strawberryplush is awesome! Too bad not more people agree with her.

  • Comments about her boobs are getting old, and she shouldn't do a beauty channel. When she's obviously trying to make videos, using her personality. Sad people are so shallow they can't get past her looks to admire her dedication to be humorous.

    Jess again nice video, and no I wouldn't go to a fortune teller, my future is controlled by a higher being. :)

    But thanks for another great video and the Final Destination bus like scene at the end was a nice touch..lmao.

  • @MRSHADOWSXXX33 You are awesome!! Thank you so much for understanding me. :) xoxo

  • My mom went to one in college and she told her she was going to marry a Paul and have 3 children. And now shes married to my dad whos name is Orlando Paul but everyone calls him Paul and i'm one of her 3 children

  • @glitzyball12 That is really neat! :)

  • Awesome video, Jess! I've seen a fortune teller once. She was funny and entertaining, but i have never taken anything she said seriously lol.

    Keep up the great work, and have a wonderful week :)

  • @LalitaLilly Thank you so much!! I hope you have an uh-mazing week!

  • woooooooooooow amazing.....boobs ;)

  • very nice body

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  • Comment on how funny the video is! Not her boobs!! Yes, she's gorgeous and I'm sure she hears that all the time. TELL HER HOW TALENTED SHE IS!!

    You rock Jess!

  • @TeenageImperfection awww... I luv you!! Thank you so much for your support!!

  • Sadly, never been to a fortune teller...but have got my fortune read. Eh, nottin special, i guess...just some card reading stuff, aong with palm reading an old freind of mines mother did or attempted this. I just nodded my head and went on my way...though I didn't believe a word of it.

  • @lowbust ha ha!! Did any of it come true?

  • @exoticjess: Well sorta...I failed my big test, lol...Back when I was in middle school, but I really stunk in school anyways, so not really believe in the fortune tellers. But I aint exacatly gonna call um frauds either, after that movie "Drag Me to Hell." Man, that movie was messed up....

  • im trying to pay attention to your comedy , more than your boobs

    plz dont disturb me

  • I still Like her BOOBS

  • you people sicken me , go find a girlfriend then !

  • BOOBS :P

  • never trust those fortune tellers! they only do it for the money. Good vid Rosalinda! PS: Do NOT! take the buss =(

  • @DjDavidReggaetonMIX ha ha!! I am glad you enjoyed it!